Zombie Comedy
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Zombie Comedy
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Author : VC Brothers
language : en
Publisher: Independently Published
Release Date : 2023-10-20
Zombie Comedy written by VC Brothers and has been published by Independently Published this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2023-10-20 with categories.
This zombie joke book is a compilation of the funniest, most hilarious, and absurd jokes related to the world of the undead. It's perfect reading for all zombie genre enthusiasts. The jokes included in this book cover a wide variety of topics, from the mishaps of being a zombie to the relationships between the undead and humans, as well as the strange and unpredictable situations that can occur in a zombie apocalypse. If you enjoy zombie stories and are looking for a fun way to pass the time, this is an excellent choice. Whether you're fleeing from a horde of zombies, seeking refuge in a building, or simply relaxing at home, this book will provide you with hours of fun and laughter with its jokes that will make you die of laughter and perhaps, turn you into a zombie.
Genesis Of The Dead
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Author : C. T. Casberg
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2015-01-09
Genesis Of The Dead written by C. T. Casberg and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2015-01-09 with categories.
Sometimes, fruit is forbidden for a reason. When Todd breaks The Rule and eats from the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil, death enters the world in the form of a very nasty zombie plague. Emptied of immortality and exiled from their land of birth, zombie-kind ventures into the hostile world beyond, where violence and decay threaten to overwhelm and destroy them at every turn. Never fear: the Director, maker of Heaven and Earth and everything in between, has a plan to defeat death forever, but it will require the hope, trust, and courage of generations to see it through. And duct tape. They're gonna need lots and lots of duct tape. This is Genesis of the Dead, the first novel in a three-part zombie comedy of biblical proportions, and it's the most fun you'll ever have with animal sacrifice and human circumcision. Fun, funny, thoughtful and thought-provoking, Genesis of the Dead is jaunty romp through the Old Testament. An accidental apologetic, it offers wit and wisdom for readers of all ages. Banjo duels, devilish doctors, wise-cracking hand puppets and squirrels big enough to ride into battle- this ain't your father's Sunday School class. Sit down, strap in, and please, for the love of God, obey the rules. They were made with your safety in mind.
Breathers
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Author : S.G. Browne
language : en
Publisher: Crown
Release Date : 2009-03-03
Breathers written by S.G. Browne and has been published by Crown this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2009-03-03 with Fiction categories.
For zombie aficionados everywhere, a hilarious debut novel about life (and love) after death. Meet Andy Warner, a recently deceased everyman and newly minted zombie. Resented by his parents, abandoned by his friends, and reviled by a society that no longer considers him human, Andy is having a bit of trouble adjusting to his new existence. But all that changes when he goes to an Undead Anonymous meeting and finds kindred souls in Rita, an impossibly sexy recent suicide with a taste for the formaldehyde in cosmetic products, and Jerry, a twenty-one-year-old car-crash victim with an exposed brain and a penchant for Renaissance pornography. When the group meets a rogue zombie who teaches them the joys of human flesh, things start to get messy, and Andy embarks on a journey of self-discovery that will take him from his casket to the SPCA to a media-driven class-action lawsuit on behalf of the rights of zombies everywhere. Darkly funny, surprisingly touching, and gory enough to satisfy even the most discerning reader, Breathers is a romantic zombie comedy (rom-zom-com, for short) that will leave you laughing, squirming, and clamoring for more.
Zombie Diaries Apocalypse Cow
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Author : Guy Edmonds
language : en
Publisher: Hardie Grant Publishing
Release Date : 2022-03-02
Zombie Diaries Apocalypse Cow written by Guy Edmonds and has been published by Hardie Grant Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2022-03-02 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
Hi! I'm Jimmy and I’m living in a totally weird ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE! All of the adults in my town of Buttburgher have turned into zombies, but not the flesh-eating zombies like the ones you see in movies. These zombies are COWS! Literally! Everyone is moo-ing and drooling all over the place! And if their drool gets on you, you’re toast. And not the nice sourdough toast from Horatio’s Bakery either. Crazy, huh? Luckily, my friends and I have a plan to find a cure . . . In this hilarious zombie-comedy series, author duo Guy Edmonds and Matt Zeremes take readers on a butt-kicking adventure full of cows, explosions, snacks, drool, farts and spaghetti. Perfect for fans of The Bad Guys, The Last Kids on Earth and Diary of a Wimpy Kid.
Crunch Time
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Author : Alex Rooth
language : en
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Release Date : 2017-09-10
Crunch Time written by Alex Rooth and has been published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2017-09-10 with categories.
Tensions are running high in the country's top law firm. A major deal is underway. The boss is a psycho. Situation normal. But when zombies overrun the office, survivors face more than Monday morning blues. For some, the ensuing chaos is a time to settle old scores. For others it may be a chance at redemption and a new beginning. Most people just want to leave the building. One small group of eccentric and overlooked employees might just have the skills to make it out alive. But time is running out, options are narrowing and the king of zombies is very hungry.
Zombible
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Author : Dmitry Mintz
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2020-05-08
Zombible written by Dmitry Mintz and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-05-08 with categories.
Is a zombie apocalypse possible? Who knows? But you will be prepared for the threat of a zombie outbreak if you read the Zombible! Included in this slightly disturbing but always hilariously entertaining zombie survival guide are complete instructions for saving yourself amidst the onset of the aforementioned Zombie Apocalypse. All of the super annoying and potentially life-threatening problems associated with these stinking, wretched zombies are considered in this awesomely illustrated graphic novel: What is a zombie, and why are they here... Pandemic? Quarantine? Previously unknown virus? What are the rules for not getting infected by a zombie? How does one kill a zombie and not get their brains eaten in the process? Follow a teenaged dude named Piton as he learns how to survive a sudden zombie invasion and still keep his wry sense of humor. He battles the zombie hordes in this amazingly creative zombie comic novel. Page Up and Order Now! YOU CAN GET THIS EBOOK FOR FREE with Amazon Kindle Unlimited!
The Funny Zombie 07 12
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Author : Aydın TÜRKEKUL
language : tr
Publisher: AYDIN TURKEKUL
Release Date : 2023-12-14
The Funny Zombie 07 12 written by Aydın TÜRKEKUL and has been published by AYDIN TURKEKUL this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2023-12-14 with Fiction categories.
Hey kids! Get ready for the adventure of Funny Zombie! This fun book, titled "Funny Zombie," tells the incredible story of Max, who is passionate about horror movies and zombie films. Max is a kid known for his fascination with horror movies and zombie games. One day, he discovers a mysterious book in his father's old book collection. This book describes an ancient ritual, and Max's life changes completely. Deciding to try the ancient ritual, Max finds himself transformed into a zombie, but the transformation isn’t terrifying at all. In fact, Max has turned into a funny zombie! Thus, the birth of Funny Zombie takes place. The zombie goes out and tries to scare other kids, but each time, he ends up in funny situations. One day, Funny Zombie experiences a truly frightening moment. While other kids think he is a scary zombie, they experience real fear. "Funny Zombie" is a fun-filled adventure book for children. Max's funny zombie adventure is full of laughter-filled moments. This book presents an important lesson to its readers: having misconceptions about horror films and games can prevent one from reaching true values. Have fun.
Rom Zom Com
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Author : Theodore Weiter
language : en
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Release Date : 2014-02-28
Rom Zom Com written by Theodore Weiter and has been published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-02-28 with Fiction categories.
Rom Zom Com, brought to you by KnightWatch Press is a collection of twelve lovingly crafted tales by a whole host of talented writers, blending the best of the zombie genre with a touch of romance and a few laughs. And you know what? Zombies need love too. In this collection of stories there's romance, comedy and the creeping undead looking for love, looking for brains and going about their business while survivors figure out they've still got the urge. The opening story, Generation Z, has an offer that's hard to refuse. In Fitting In you'll find a tale of a being an outsider. In Nesting Instinct, love drives dangerous heroics while The Ardent Dead sees romance beyond the ages. One mother makes do in the story, Family Life, while Barney, a beloved cat, causes quite some trouble in another. Faye finds love in an unexpected place in Faye of the Dead and Lucinda discovers journals are not all they're cracked up to be in Living Dead in Miami. How you deal with hungry relatives is the problem in Fifty Years going on Forever, and in Jenny a young man finds his heroism. In Sing For Your Life we find out just what gets the dead grooving while one of the most unpleasant of people gets to go on a Blind Date in the last tale. With stories from, among others, Christine Morgan, David Williamson, Nick Zaino III and Nicholas Knight, you'll find yourself loving, crying and screaming to the very last page.
101 Zombie Jokes
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Author : L. O. L. Funny Jokes Club
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2016-07-31
101 Zombie Jokes written by L. O. L. Funny Jokes Club and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-07-31 with categories.
The Funniest Zombie Jokes in the World! Did you know that laughing can have positive physical and mental effects on the body? Laughter can lower blood pressure, lighten tense situations, and help you bond with friends and family. Jokes, humor, and comedy come in many forms. Whether it is a few funny jokes, a silly joke book, or a funny movie, we can all benefit from the positive effects of comedy and humor! You'll love this hilarious joke book. Share a funny joke with a friend today! This book is excellent for early and beginner readers, long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home! Funny zombie jokes Great for early and beginning readers Hilarious jokes, puns, comedy, and halloween humor Excellent for text messages and funny status updates With this collection of funny zombie jokes you can make everyone laugh! This book full of funny jokes is perfect for any occasion. You and your friends will laugh for hours at this funny joke book. Q: Why was the zombie fired from his job? A: They needed someone more lively! LOL Q: How did the zombie accomplish all his goals? A: He was very DEADicated! HAHA Q: What time do zombies wake up? A: Ate o'clock! LOL Q: When does a zombie sleep? A: When he's dead tired! LOL Funny Jokes Club The LOL Funny Jokes Club is dedicated to comedy. We'll tickle your funny bone with our side-splitting jokes and humor. Whether it's funny and hilarious one-liners, silly jokes, or laugh-out-loud rib tickling knee slappers, the LOL Funny Jokes Club does it all! Scroll up and click "buy" to start laughing now!
Waste Not
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Author : Rhonda Parrish
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2014-05-09
Waste Not written by Rhonda Parrish and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-05-09 with categories.
Although completely discordant on the surface, zombies and comedy complement one another immensely and have a long history of doing so. This collection of three funny zombie stories nods to that tradition and continues it. Waste Not - The coming of zombies forces humankind back to the land, to a simple lifestyle where 'Waste Not, Want Not' becomes more than a motto, it becomes the key to survival. And revenge. Feeders - The zombie apocalypse will affect more than just humans, explore the repercussions of walking dead through the eyes of a cat in this story guaranteed to make you smile. ...Oh My! - What if the Wicked Witch of the West wasn't killed by Dorothy's house? What if she couldn't be, because she was a zombie. Dun dun dun!