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Have You Heard The One About
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Author : Nelson Onit Vazqueztell
language : en
Publisher: Author House
Release Date : 2005-01-18
Have You Heard The One About written by Nelson Onit Vazqueztell and has been published by Author House this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2005-01-18 with Humor categories.
A poet who has everyone smiling should write more than just poetry. And so, in order to keep everyone in stitches, he wrote a joke book with a thousand and one laughs! Unlike Vazqueztells previous books, TRUTH, COMEDY & POETRY for ALL and THE V-FILES: The Truth Is In Here, which are filled with mostly poetry, the author wanted to collect and share all of his favorite jokes from all categories and place them under one cover. No matter what the subject, he has covered it and although most of the great joke tellers will know a good amount of them, there will be enough to still shock and crack up even the most knowledgeable of joke tellers. This will most definitely be yet another favorite amongst his fans or just the perfect addition to any other collection of joke books. From the doings of Little Halis, who is full of malice, to the misadventures in religion, HAVE YOU HEARD THE ONE ABOUT will keep you and your friends in stitches.This is the perfect book to take anywhere to break the ice at parties or bars.No matter what the situation, there will be a joke that you can share with just about anyone.And as is that wasnt enough, then theres a second bonus chapter of poetry that continues where his previous comic poetry left off.Everything from the return of fan favorites Nels Vulger, Lana Dully and Don Tortelli to another set of dating mishaps are offered in this fantastically verbally illustrated book.In HAVE YOU HEARD THE ONE ABOUT you will find the best of his cynic humor, darc thoughts and absolutely the best collection of jokes you will ever read! And as if that wasnt enough, Vazqueztell. And to top put a cherry on top of that whole sundae of comedy, Vazqueztell also added a second bonus chapter of the best literal finds of the internet.The Vorld Vide Veb is an incredible collection of bumper stickers, sayings, pick up lines, zany lists and much, much more that will have you bursting into laughter!
Have You Heard The One About Religion
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Author : Lucy Blackman
language : en
Publisher: iUniverse
Release Date : 2011-08-09
Have You Heard The One About Religion written by Lucy Blackman and has been published by iUniverse this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2011-08-09 with Humor categories.
Laughter is the best medicine. This is the third book in te series,"Have you heard the one about....." The first two books are .....Age and ....Women. These jokes have been aquired thru the years.
Have You Heard The One About
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Author : Justin Sedgwick
language : en
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Release Date : 2017-09-12
Have You Heard The One About written by Justin Sedgwick and has been published by Simon and Schuster this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2017-09-12 with Humor categories.
Having trouble finding things to talk about with people? Feeling awkward amidst a tense moment or gap in conversation? Do you need some comic relief? Good news: Your arduous search for the holy giggle ends with this book. Have You Heard the One About . . . includes over 480 pages of gut-busting jokes and amusing anecdotes that readers can memorize and add to their conversational repertoire. These jokes, with their charming wit and large variety of subject matter, are sure to get a chuckle from even the most miserable human-beings! So grab a copy with Have You Heard the One About . . . , it’s the perfect humor reference to study before any party or occasion, or when you feel the need for a good hoot or a ha-ha. Start filling the room with laughter today.
Have You Heard The One About Women
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Author : Lucy Blackman
language : en
Publisher: iUniverse
Release Date : 2009-02
Have You Heard The One About Women written by Lucy Blackman and has been published by iUniverse this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2009-02 with Humor categories.
If you enjoyed the first book about aging here's another for you to laugh with. This is the second book in my series "Have You Heard The One About . . .One to make you laugh. "My mother is a travel agent for s guilt trip."
Have You Heard The One About
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Author : Dom Romeo
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2005
Have You Heard The One About written by Dom Romeo and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2005 with Wit and humor categories.
500 Classic jokes to entertain adults A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman: "I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen" The surprised salesman replies: "But madam, computers do not have curtains"!!! And the blonde said: "Helloooo.....I've got windows"!!!!!!!!! A group of children were trying to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on no baby talk. "You need to use big people words", she'd always remind them. She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend. "I went to visit my Nana" No, you went to visit your Grandmother. Use big people words!' She then asked Mitchell what he had done. "I took a ride on a choo- choo." The teacher said "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. Use big people words." She than asked Bobby what he had done. "I read a book," he replied. "That's WONDERFULI" the teacher said. "What book did you read?" Bobby thought about it, than puffed out his little chest with great pride and said, "Winnie the SHIT." He said...Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said...That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa.
I Said This You Heard That
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Author : Kathleen Edelman
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2023-10-10
I Said This You Heard That written by Kathleen Edelman and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2023-10-10 with categories.
If you've ever said the wrong thing - or said the right thing the wrong way - you know how quickly your moth can make a big mess. But it doesn't have to be that way. After taking the assessment, you will learn a framework that will instantly improve your communication.
Have You Heard The One About
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Author : Nelson Onit Vazqueztell
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2005
Have You Heard The One About written by Nelson Onit Vazqueztell and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2005 with Humor categories.
Through a collection of poetry, prose, and monologues, "High Tea" examines the social, political, spiritual, and sexual issues confronting African American Women. Heather, a light skinned black woman from Martha's Vineyard is inviting her well-to- do friends to High Tea where they will be discussing who's who, and who's not. Find out if you're invited--and why, or why not. Angel, a slave woman, living on Heavens Plantation takes you on a spiritual journey to freedom through the magical power of Angel Dust; and Ramona, an outspoken, finger snapping, transgendered diva evaluates her life and questions her identity by asking, "ain't I a woman?" These rich poems prose, and monologues are not only insightfully comical, and satirical; they are thought provoking and healing in nature.
The Joker
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Author : Andrew Hudgins
language : en
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Release Date : 2013-06-11
The Joker written by Andrew Hudgins and has been published by Simon and Schuster this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-06-11 with Biography & Autobiography categories.
This edition includes a packet of Andrew Hudgins's favorite jokes, plus original commentary by the author. Since Andrew Hudgins was a child, he was a compulsive joke teller, so when he sat down to write about jokes, he found that he was writing about himself—what jokes taught him and mistaught him, how they often delighted him but occasionally made him nervous with their delight in chaos and sometimes anger. Because Hudgins’s father, a West Point graduate, served in the US Air Force, his family moved frequently; he learned to relate to other kids by telling jokes and watching how his classmates responded. And jokes opened him up to the serious, taboo subjects that his family didn’t talk about openly—religion, race, sex, and death. Hudgins tells and analyzes the jokes that explore the contradictions in the Baptist religion he was brought up in, the jokes that told him what his parents would not tell him about sex, and the racist jokes that his uncle loved, his father hated, and his mother, caught in the middle, was ambivalent about. This book is both a memoir and a meditation on jokes and how they educated, delighted, and occasionally horrified him as he grew.
The Everything Big Book Of Jokes
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Author : Evan C Thomas
language : en
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Release Date : 2014-07-11
The Everything Big Book Of Jokes written by Evan C Thomas and has been published by Simon and Schuster this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-07-11 with Humor categories.
Presents a collection of miscellaneous jokes, divided into such categories as marriage, politics, sports, health, animals, and everyday life.
Yiddishe Mamas
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Author : Marnie Winston-Macauley
language : en
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Release Date : 2009-01-01
Yiddishe Mamas written by Marnie Winston-Macauley and has been published by Andrews McMeel Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2009-01-01 with Religion categories.
The Jewish mother feels her job isn't done even after death. You're never too dead to be a Jewish mother." --Mallory Lewis, daughter of Shari Lewis * What do Steven Spielberg, Woody Allen, Barbra Streisand, Jon Stewart, Bette Midler, and Natalie Portman have in common with this book? A Jewish mother. Is there such a thing as a Jewish mother? And if so, who is she? For the first time, best-selling Jewish author and humorist Marnie Winston-Macauley examines all aspects of the Jewish mother. Chronicling biblical Jewish mothers to modern-day Yentls, she creates a compendium using celebrity interviews, anecdotes, humor, and scholarly sources to answer these questions with truth and humor. * Contributors to the book range from Dr. Ruth Gruber and Rabbi Bonnie Koppel to Jackie Mason, Amy Borkowsky, John Stossel, Lainie Kazan, and more. * "The definitive source on Jewish mothers." --Eileen Warshaw, Ph.D., executive director of the Jewish Heritage Center of the Southwest