400 Jokes You Can Tell Anybody
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400 Jokes You Can Tell Anybody
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language : en
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Release Date : 2015-10-27
400 Jokes You Can Tell Anybody written by and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2015-10-27 with Humor categories.
There are actually over 500 jokes for you in this little book. Because some of the jokes are one-liners and definitions, I made up for that by putting in a few extras for you. I have also provided a table of contents so you can easily find your favourites. There are no cuss words in these jokes so you can tell them to just about anybody. The reason you may not want to tell them all to everybody is that the subject material itself may not be appropriate to tell some people. You've got to pick the right room. Timing is everything. As my dear mother loved to tell me, "Don't be a schmuck dear!" Every one of these jokes has been word-smithed and battle-tested in front of real, live humans in order to help you get the most laugh mileage from them when you tell them to your friends, relatives, clients or fellow workers. The rest must come from you. Feel free to customize the material to fit the situation and when you tell the joke... get into it; in other words... sell it! People will appreciate the effort you make and you'll get a lot more laughs. And don't forget... the punch line goes at the end.
400 Jokes You Can Tell Anybody
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Author : Brian A. Keelan
language : en
Publisher: CreateSpace
Release Date : 2015-08-04
400 Jokes You Can Tell Anybody written by Brian A. Keelan and has been published by CreateSpace this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2015-08-04 with categories.
Did you know that six year olds laugh an average of 300 times a day while adults only laugh an average of 15 to 100 times a day? In an effort to bring those numbers up a little, I put this book together: 1: It's full of funny jokes. 2: There are no cuss words in the book. That way nobody will be offended by the language and there will be no problem with relatives or customers or anybody whose good opinion, the teller of the joke or the giver of the book values. My daughter paid me the highest compliment, "It's a great book Dad. If you hadn't written it, I'd buy it for you." 3: The jokes cover a good range of categories: from just plain funny to, legal, political, corporate, fast-thinking, ethnic, seniors, men vs. women and of course drinking. 4: This book will come in handy for speech writers and toastmasters because many of the jokes can be adapted to serve a situation or help the teller make a point. 5: This book makes a great gift because it so very well priced and it's the kind of gift that will leave you well-remembered long after you give it. A wise man once said to me, "People very seldom remember what you say, but they always remember how you made them feel." This book is an excellent gift for Christmas or for any other gift giving occasion including Valentine's day, birthdays, Family Day, Father's Day, Mother's Day, graduation day, an anniversary or just to say, "Thanks for the order," or just plain, "Thanks, for...," and you fill in the blanks? It won't make you fat, it costs a lot less than a case of beer, it will last a lot longer, and because laughter is like internal aerobics, so will you and the people you give it to. Everybody wins!
Hilarious Jokes You Can Tell Anywhere
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Author : Silvio Famularo
language : en
Publisher: Strategic Book Publishing
Release Date : 2011-08
Hilarious Jokes You Can Tell Anywhere written by Silvio Famularo and has been published by Strategic Book Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2011-08 with Humor categories.
This amazing collection of Hilarious Jokes You Can Tell Anywhere has been culled by author Silvio Famularo over a lifetime. The 74-year-old comedian proudly presents the finest of the thousands of clean jokes he has heard over the years, most of which have been embellished by his skill at eliciting the maximum humor from each yarn. A good many of the jokes have been adapted, rephrased and given twists so that they reflect my own personal style. This is particularly the case with the Italian jokes, most of which were not really Italian jokes when first related to me. I turned them into Italian jokes because I thought they sounded funnier told with a foreign accent. Did you hear the one about ...About the Author: Silvio Famularo lives in Wellington, New Zealand. I like to make people laugh. My greatest inspiration comes from Jesus Christ, whose message is to love one another. I believe that whatever we do, it should be done in such a way as to benefit others. His next book is titled The Importance of Laughter for Health and Happiness. Publisher's website: http: //sbpra.com/SilvioFamular
Dad Jokes
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Author : McWoods Publishing
language : en
Publisher: Independently Published
Release Date : 2024-04-28
Dad Jokes written by McWoods Publishing and has been published by Independently Published this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2024-04-28 with Humor categories.
A Treasury of Over 400 Classic Groaners Prepare to unleash an avalanche of laughter with "Dad Jokes," the ultimate collection of over 400 classic groan-inducing jokes that will have everyone in stitches. Bursting with timeless humor and boundless wit, this treasury is a must-have for dads, joke enthusiasts, and anyone in need of a good chuckle. Inside "Dad Jokes" you'll discover an extensive array of side-splitting jokes, puns, and one-liners guaranteed to elicit groans and giggles in equal measure. From pun-ishing wordplay to clever quips, each joke is carefully curated to deliver maximum comedic impact and endless entertainment. Whether you're sharing a laugh with family, entertaining friends at a gathering, or simply looking to brighten someone's day, "Dad Jokes" has you covered. With jokes ranging from delightfully corny to hilariously clever, there's something to tickle everyone's funny bone and keep the laughs rolling. Perfect for dads honing their joke-telling skills, aspiring comedians seeking inspiration, or anyone who appreciates a good laugh, this book is sure to become a beloved addition to your library. Get ready to embark on a rib-tickling journey through the world of dad jokes and experience the joy of laughter like never before! Features: Over 400 classic dad jokes, puns, and one-liners guaranteed to provoke groans and giggles Ideal for dads, joke enthusiasts, and anyone who loves a good laugh Compact and portable format, perfect for sharing jokes on-the-go or entertaining friends and family at gatherings Endless hours of amusement and entertainment for all ages Whether you're in need of a pick-me-up, a clever icebreaker, or simply a good belly laugh, "Dad Jokes" delivers humor by the truckload. Prepare to embark on a rib-tickling adventure through the world of classic dad jokes and revel in the timeless joy of laughter. Order your copy today and let the hilarity ensue!
Classic Dad Jokes
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Author : McWoods Publishing
language : en
Publisher: Independently Published
Release Date : 2024-04-28
Classic Dad Jokes written by McWoods Publishing and has been published by Independently Published this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2024-04-28 with Humor categories.
A Treasury of Over 400 Classic Groaners Prepare to unleash an avalanche of laughter with "Dad Jokes," the ultimate collection of over 400 classic groan-inducing jokes that will have everyone in stitches. Bursting with timeless humor and boundless wit, this treasury is a must-have for dads, joke enthusiasts, and anyone in need of a good chuckle. Inside "Dad Jokes" you'll discover an extensive array of side-splitting jokes, puns, and one-liners guaranteed to elicit groans and giggles in equal measure. From pun-ishing wordplay to clever quips, each joke is carefully curated to deliver maximum comedic impact and endless entertainment. Whether you're sharing a laugh with family, entertaining friends at a gathering, or simply looking to brighten someone's day, "Dad Jokes" has you covered. With jokes ranging from delightfully corny to hilariously clever, there's something to tickle everyone's funny bone and keep the laughs rolling. Perfect for dads honing their joke-telling skills, aspiring comedians seeking inspiration, or anyone who appreciates a good laugh, this book is sure to become a beloved addition to your library. Get ready to embark on a rib-tickling journey through the world of dad jokes and experience the joy of laughter like never before! Features: Over 400 classic dad jokes, puns, and one-liners guaranteed to provoke groans and giggles Ideal for dads, joke enthusiasts, and anyone who loves a good laugh Compact and portable format, perfect for sharing jokes on-the-go or entertaining friends and family at gatherings Endless hours of amusement and entertainment for all ages Whether you're in need of a pick-me-up, a clever icebreaker, or simply a good belly laugh, "Dad Jokes" delivers humor by the truckload. Prepare to embark on a rib-tickling adventure through the world of classic dad jokes and revel in the timeless joy of laughter. Order your copy today and let the hilarity ensue!
Jokes I Told My Therapist Plus Cartoons
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Author : Philip Copitch
language : en
Publisher: CreateSpace
Release Date : 2012-02-01
Jokes I Told My Therapist Plus Cartoons written by Philip Copitch and has been published by CreateSpace this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-02-01 with Humor categories.
This adult book is filled with funny jokes, tall tales, true stories, and cartoons. We start with jokes that are great to tell children. Then we grow into teen humor, until we hit full laugh with adult humor. In this book you will find some old favorites and learn lots of new jokes. Some are great for work meetings, others are for poker games or bars. There are jokes for all occasions. If you have ever been offended by an off color joke, don't read the chapter of jokes that my wife has forbidden me to ever tell again. (And maybe other parts too. The kids joke chapter is safe.) Laughter is good for you… So start taking better care of yourself, a friend, or a loved one. Laughter is good medicine. If you have trouble telling jokes I have also added a few tips on how to “play” the audience. Jokes are great icebreakers useful in all parts of our lives. Teachers, clergy, and salespeople can set the feeling in the room with the right joke.Table Of Contents 1. Jokes to tell to kids (Rated G) My intent with this section is to offer jokes adults can tell to children. I hope you enjoy watching them laugh. When telling jokes to kids it is best to oversell the punch line. Large gestures and big smiles let kids get into the moment. 2. Back talk jokes great for teens (PG13) When I was a kid, when TV was black and white, and kids would use one-upmanship to win power on the playground, the world was simpler. A little wit and fast talk ruled. The worst thing you could do was to demean someone's mother, so… a lot of effort was put into attacking someone's mother with style. 3. Jokes you should never tell children I do not believe in censorship except on a personal level. I don't want a government telling anybody what they can or cannot read. However, if locker room talk isn't funny to you, please stop reading now. If you have ever been offended please do not read any further. 4. Tall tales These are tall tall tales, but fun. 5. True stories It is often stated, “truth is stranger than fiction.” This section proves that saying to be true. Most of these stories happened to me and my family. The rest happened to patients, friends or colleagues. I'll tell you which are which, but when it comes to patients, friends and colleagues I have changed the names to protect their ids, egos, and in some cases super egos. 6. Jokes my wife forbade me from telling again My bride of almost 25 years tends to have a good sense of humor. Most of the time she puts up with my jokes and antics. On a few occasions she has even participated with my practical jokes.On a rare occasion, when I tell a joke that she perceives as tawdry, she will call me by my complete first name, “Philip!” and indicate with a look of motherly distain how disappointed she is in my choices. I assume she expects me to refrain from telling the offending joke again. 7. In closing, my favorite jokes I am constantly asked what is my favorite joke. This is a tough question because it depends on my mood and the audience. Please don't judge me too harshly, but here are my favorite jokes. 8. Encore Cartoons A look inside the mind of a shrink.
Ha Ha Ha
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Author :
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 1999
Ha Ha Ha written by and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1999 with Juvenile Nonfiction categories.
A collection of riddles and jokes, such as "What did the pony say when he coughed? Excuse me, I'm just a little horse" and "Why did the elephant eat candles? For light refreshment."
Popular Mechanics
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Author :
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 1922-07
Popular Mechanics written by and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1922-07 with categories.
Popular Mechanics inspires, instructs and influences readers to help them master the modern world. Whether it’s practical DIY home-improvement tips, gadgets and digital technology, information on the newest cars or the latest breakthroughs in science -- PM is the ultimate guide to our high-tech lifestyle.
The Ultimate Christmas Library 400 Novels Stories Poems Carols Legends
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Author : Bjørnstjerne Bjørnson
language : en
Publisher: DigiCat
Release Date : 2022-11-13
The Ultimate Christmas Library 400 Novels Stories Poems Carols Legends written by Bjørnstjerne Bjørnson and has been published by DigiCat this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2022-11-13 with Fiction categories.
This holiday, we are offering to you our own Christmas box - filled up to the top with the best Christmas novels, classics to read during holidays, magical Christmas tales, legends, most famous carols and the unique poetry of the giants of literature dedicated to this one and only holiday: The Gift of the Magi (O. Henry) The Holy Night (Selma Lagerlöf) A Merry Christmas & Other Christmas Stories (Louisa May Alcott) A Letter from Santa Claus (Mark Twain) Silent Night The Night After Christmas The Child Born at Bethlehem The Adoration of the Shepherds The Visit of the Wise Men As Joseph Was A-Walking The Tale of Peter Rabbit (Beatrix Potter) Where Love Is, God Is (Leo Tolstoy) The Three Kings (Henry Wadsworth Longfellow) A Christmas Carol (Samuel Taylor Coleridge) Life and Adventures of Santa Claus (L. Frank Baum) Christmas At Sea (Robert Louis Stevenson) The Savior Must Have Been A Docile Gentleman (Emily Dickinson) The Heavenly Christmas Tree (Fyodor Dostoevsky) The Little City of Hope (F. Marion Crawford) The First Christmas Of New England (Harriet Beecher Stowe) Christmas in the Olden Time (Walter Scott) Christmas In India (Rudyard Kipling) A Christmas Carol (Charles Dickens) The Twelve Days of Christmas The Wonderful Wizard of OZ (L. Frank Baum) Ring Out, Wild Bells (Alfred Lord Tennyson) Little Lord Fauntleroy (Frances Hodgson Burnett) Black Beauty (Anna Sewell) The Christmas Child (Hesba Stretton) Granny's Wonderful Chair (Frances Browne) The Romance of a Christmas Card (Kate Douglas Wiggin) Wind in the Willows (Kenneth Grahame) The Wonderful Life - Story of the life and death of our Lord (Hesba Stretton) The Christmas Angel (A. Brown) Christmas at Thompson Hall (Anthony Trollope) Christmas Every Day (William Dean Howells) The Lost Word (Henry van Dyke) The Nutcracker and the Mouse King (E. T. A. Hoffmann) The Little Match Girl The Elves and the Shoemaker Mother Holle The Star Talers Snow-White...
Network World
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Author :
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 1998-12-07
Network World written by and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1998-12-07 with categories.
For more than 20 years, Network World has been the premier provider of information, intelligence and insight for network and IT executives responsible for the digital nervous systems of large organizations. Readers are responsible for designing, implementing and managing the voice, data and video systems their companies use to support everything from business critical applications to employee collaboration and electronic commerce.