501 Great Kiwi Jokes
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501 Great Kiwi Jokes
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language : en
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Release Date : 2011-06
501 Great Kiwi Jokes written by and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2011-06 with New Zealand wit and humor categories.
Laughter is the best medicine, they say, so what better way to support the Cure Kids foundation than with a joke book? Why did the kiwi sit on the clock? So he would be on time! With 500 more hilarious jokes inside, this is a book that will keep Kiwi kids and adults laughing for hours. And what's more, it's homegrown! This joke book is a way to support Cure Kids, the charity that gives children who live with an illness the opportunity to step back and just enjoy life, and funds research into life-threatening childhood illnesses. This joke book embraces Cure Kids' aim to have fun raising funds. Scholastic New Zealand is proud to donate all royalties from sales to this worthy cause.
More Great Kiwi Jokes
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language : en
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Release Date : 2002
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501 Great Aussie Jokes
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language : en
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Release Date : 2008
501 Great Aussie Jokes written by and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2008 with Wit and humor categories.
Q. What do you call a platypus trapped under a rock? A. A flatypus! Follows on from the sensational success of 2007's celebrity-packed Camp Quality joke book, Laugh Even Louder! and 2006's Laugh Out Loud! Featuring all-new packaging, plus a bright, eye-catching, green and gold cover with a 'Mozzie! Mozzie! Mozzie! Oi! Oi! Oi!' concept, 501 Great Aussie Jokes! is designed for irresistible impulse purchasing.
Gangland
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Author : Jared Savage
language : en
Publisher: HarperCollins
Release Date : 2020-12-01
Gangland written by Jared Savage and has been published by HarperCollins this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-12-01 with True Crime categories.
New Zealand's underworld of organised crime and deadly gangs 'The best true-crime book of the year by a long stretch.' - Steve Braunias, Newsroom 'A series of rip-snorting yarns about gangs, drugs, fancy cars, wads of cash, violence, and guns - Aotearoa New Zealand style.' - Simon Bridges New Zealand is now one of the most lucrative illicit drug markets in the world. Organised crime is about making money. It's a business. But over the past 20 years, the dealers have graduated from motorcycle gangs to Asian crime syndicates and now the most dangerous drug lords in the world - the Mexican cartels. In Gangland, award-winning investigative reporter Jared Savage shines a light into New Zealand's rising underworld of organised crime and violent gangs. The brutal execution of a husband-and-wife; the undercover cop who infiltrated a casino VIP lounge; the midnight fishing trip which led to the country's biggest cocaine bust; the gangster who shot his best friend in a motorcycle shop: these stories go behind the headlines and open the door to an invisible world - a world where millions of dollars are made, life is cheap, and allegiances change like the flick of a switch.
Nee Naw The Little Fire Engine
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Author : Deano Yipadee
language : en
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Release Date : 2023
Nee Naw The Little Fire Engine written by Deano Yipadee and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2023 with categories.
Wererat
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Author : Jonathan Brazee
language : en
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Release Date : 2013-05-12
Wererat written by Jonathan Brazee and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-05-12 with categories.
Rafe comes from a long line of shifters. His father is a werewolf, and his mother is a weretiger. As he reaches puberty, he eagerly awaits his First Shift and finding out just what is his animal form. What powerful animal will complete him? Much to his disappointment, after going through the agony of his First Shift, Rafe discovers that he is not a wolf, tiger, or bear. He is not even a coyote or raptor, forms considered perhaps less prestigious in the tribe, but still acceptable. No, Rafe is a wererat, the only wererat in anyone's memory. Events work out to drive Rafe away from the tribe, to live out in the world at large. When he finally comes back for a visit, the tribe comes under attack from a group dedicated to eradicate all shifters from the face of the earth. The question is whether there is anything Rafe can do to help his tribe survive. Does he have value in a tribe of powerful shifters, or is exile the proper place for a genetic regression such as him?
How Do I Feel
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Author : Rebekah Lipp
language : en
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Release Date : 2023-05-18
How Do I Feel written by Rebekah Lipp and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2023-05-18 with categories.
(PAPERBACK VERSION) Finalist in the New Zealand Children & Young Adults Books Awards 2022 Storylines Notable Books 2021 - Non-Fiction Winner #1 NZ Bestseller With 60+ definitions to help improve emotional literacy, How Do I Feel?, is all about helping our children learn to recognise and label emotions and feelings. Join Aroha and her friends as they share how different emotions might feel in the body and how each emotion might be helpful. This emotions dictionary is all about helping children find the words for how they truly feel. Learning to recognise and label our emotions correctly is such an important skill for life. Giving our children this language helps to build emotional literacy. It is a gift to give children the tools to know how to recognise what they truly feel and that is it okay to feel all emotions. When they know that no emotion is 'good' or 'bad' and that all emotions provide messages, then it takes away any attachment to that emotion being part of who they are. We may have experienced this ourselves being labelled 'naughty' or 'out of control' due to feeling angry a lot. However, this behaviour is just a way for a child to communicate. Diving deeper into why they are acting that way, why they may be feeling the things they are, can help us find some answers with our child. It can also help us find ways to help them empower themselves with tools to feel better. Use this book to start conversations about different emotions. If you can, give examples of things you have experienced. When you see a child experiencing an emotion, help your child label it. "Are you feeling ... right now?" This book can be used with children from 5 years of age up to 100+ as everyone might get something from the book. There are over 200 emotions and so we couldn't include them all in just one book, however, this book is the most extensive book about emotions for children. Paperback - full colour Pages - 142 Size - 216mm x 280mm (Landscape) Recommended Age - 5 years - 100 years+
Nee Naw Goes Bananas
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Author : Deano Yipadee
language : en
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Release Date : 2020-04
Nee Naw Goes Bananas written by Deano Yipadee and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-04 with categories.
The monkeys escaped, and the driver felt glum, until Nee Naw arrived with a bandage for his bum. NEE NAW! NEE NAW! Im a little fire engine. NEE NAW! NEE NAW! Im happy Im me. Another totally appealing side-splitting rescue from the creators of NEE NAW and Stink-o-Saurus!
What We Don T Talk About When We Talk About Fat
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Author : Aubrey Gordon
language : en
Publisher: Beacon Press
Release Date : 2020-11-17
What We Don T Talk About When We Talk About Fat written by Aubrey Gordon and has been published by Beacon Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-11-17 with Social Science categories.
From the creator of Your Fat Friend and co-host of the Maintenance Phase podcast, an explosive indictment of the systemic and cultural bias facing plus-size people. Anti-fatness is everywhere. In What We Don’t Talk About When We Talk About Fat, Aubrey Gordon unearths the cultural attitudes and social systems that have led to people being denied basic needs because they are fat and calls for social justice movements to be inclusive of plus-sized people’s experiences. Unlike the recent wave of memoirs and quasi self-help books that encourage readers to love and accept themselves, Gordon pushes the discussion further towards authentic fat activism, which includes ending legal weight discrimination, giving equal access to health care for large people, increased access to public spaces, and ending anti-fat violence. As she argues, “I did not come to body positivity for self-esteem. I came to it for social justice.” By sharing her experiences as well as those of others—from smaller fat to very fat people—she concludes that to be fat in our society is to be seen as an undeniable failure, unlovable, unforgivable, and morally condemnable. Fatness is an open invitation for others to express disgust, fear, and insidious concern. To be fat is to be denied humanity and empathy. Studies show that fat survivors of sexual assault are less likely to be believed and less likely than their thin counterparts to report various crimes; 27% of very fat women and 13% of very fat men attempt suicide; over 50% of doctors describe their fat patients as “awkward, unattractive, ugly and noncompliant”; and in 48 states, it’s legal—even routine—to deny employment because of an applicant’s size. Advancing fat justice and changing prejudicial structures and attitudes will require work from all people. What We Don’t Talk About When We Talk About Fat is a crucial tool to create a tectonic shift in the way we see, talk about, and treat our bodies, fat and thin alike.
Deadly Kerfuffle
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Author : Tony Martin
language : en
Publisher: Hachette UK
Release Date : 2017-11-01
Deadly Kerfuffle written by Tony Martin and has been published by Hachette UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2017-11-01 with Fiction categories.
It’s 2006, and terror scaremongering in the media has rattled the residents of sleepy, suburban Dunlop Crescent. When a Maori family moves into number 14, the local cranks assume they are Middle Eastern terrorists hell-bent on destroying the Australian way of life. Rumour has it that they plan to turn their house to face Mecca. This sets off an extraordinary chain of events that embroils the entire neighbourhood as well as cynical media figures, bumbling anti-terrorist police, and a gang of white supremacists with a radical plan to wake up the country and ‘preserve Australian values’. At the centre of it all is Gordon, a retired widower, who just wants a bit of peace and quiet. Deadly Kerfuffle is a smart, riveting and incredibly funny novel inspired by actual letters to the editor in a local newspaper. Through biting satire and a cast of unforgettable characters, it’s an insight into the kind of paranoia that could only ever blossom in the quietest and safest of places.