A Dumb S Story
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The Dumb Book
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Author : Editors of Readers Digest
language : en
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Release Date : 2014-03-18
The Dumb Book written by Editors of Readers Digest and has been published by Simon and Schuster this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-03-18 with Humor categories.
The old adage truth is stranger than fiction can also be construed as truth is funnier than fiction and we see no shortage of real people doing and saying dumb things and making us laugh in the process. The Editors of Reader’s Digest present a hilarious collection of dumb people doing dumb things. Every day in America we are bombarded by stupidity; sometimes we just shake our heads, but most of the time we get a good laugh out of the really dumb things people do and say. In our first collection of dumb stories we poke a little fun at the unbelievably dumb things that happen in our lives and have a good chuckle along the way. “You’re a dumb criminal if…You’re not picky about your office locations. Christopher Exley of Everett, Washington, was arrested for conducting a drug deal over the phone—in the bathroom of the Everett Police Department.” “During my brother-in-law’s first performance review, his boss said, “I’m not quite sure what it is you do here. But whatever it is, could you do it faster?” --Jeanie Waara, Philip, SD “In an attempt to balance work and motherhood, I delegated the grocery shopping to my young babysitter. But the job proved a tad daunting. One day while I was at work, she texted me from the supermarket. “Can’t find Brillo pads,” she wrote. “All they have are Tampax and Kotex.” --Kimberly Clark, Alpharetta, GA “I overheard an elderly gentleman tell his friend that he couldn’t meet him the next day because he had to go to the hospital for an autopsy. His friend was sympathetic: “I had one of those last year. Luckily it wasn’t serious.” --Tracy Moralee, Hitchin, Great Britain
Terry S Dumb Dot Story
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Author : Andy Griffiths
language : en
Publisher: Macmillan Children's Books
Release Date : 2018-02-22
Terry S Dumb Dot Story written by Andy Griffiths and has been published by Macmillan Children's Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2018-02-22 with categories.
Meet Andy and Terry. They make books together in the world's coolest treehouse! They've got loads of different storeys in their home in the sky: you can find a marshmallow machine, the world's most powerful whirlpool, a penguin ice-skating rink, a tank full of sharks and a human pinball machine, among many other things. But none of these help them agree on their special story for World Book Day - and it's not just Mr Big Nose keeping an eye on them now, but the story police too!Terry's Dumb Dot Story is a special World Book Day Treehouse adventure from Andy Griffiths and Terry Denton, told through a combination of laugh-out-loud text and fantastic cartoon-style illustrations.Well, what are you waiting for? Come on up!
S Is For Stupid
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Author : Leland Gregory
language : en
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Release Date : 2010-10-01
S Is For Stupid written by Leland Gregory and has been published by Andrews McMeel Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2010-10-01 with Humor categories.
An A-to-Z treasury of dumb, disastrous, and hard-to-believe human behavior from the New York Times-bestselling author of Stupid History! * A doctor’s actual diagnostic notation: The patient is married but sexually active. * “Shooting Reported at Firing Range” —The State, Columbia, South Carolina, August 4, 2006 * Arrested for public urination in Bowling Green, Ohio: Mr. Joshua Pees. —The Sentinel-Tribune, Bowling Green, Ohio, September 5, 2001 From absurd 911 calls to presidential philosophizing and foolish felons, Leland Gregory generates the best laughs by exposing the worst of human nature. This best-of collection features fifty percent new material and fifty percent fan favorites, arranged alphabetically by topic. And because the stories Gregory chronicles are just that unbelievable, each anecdote, quote, or factoid is presented with relevant background information, including its verified news source.
A Dumb S Story
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Author : Sudipta Roy
language : en
Publisher: White Falcon Publishing
Release Date : 2021-07
A Dumb S Story written by Sudipta Roy and has been published by White Falcon Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2021-07 with categories.
This is a story of a man named Nairit who lost his tongue due to cancer at the very peak of his career. He almost believed that he had lost his life after losing his speech, but then, he found a new light of hope to survive with a strange desire to join politics, parenthetically where speaking is the first and foremost criterion. The story tells of his journey on how he makes his wildly weird wish into reality, and what changes he brings as a politician, in fact, as a 'dumb' politician. Will he succeed?
Irrational Treasure A Dumb Dumber Original Story
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Author : Steve Foxe
language : en
Publisher: Scholastic Incorporated
Release Date : 2022-06-28
Irrational Treasure A Dumb Dumber Original Story written by Steve Foxe and has been published by Scholastic Incorporated this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2022-06-28 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
Go on an epic adventure with Harry and Lloyd - the stars of the hit Dumb & Dumber franchise - as middle school students, in this hilarious illustrated novel! Despite their exhausted history teacher's best efforts to get them excluded, middle-schoolers Harry Dunne and Lloyd Christmas join their classmates on a special weekend-long trip to America's capital, Washington, D.C. Shortly after arriving, the boys wander off the guided path at the Museum of American History, where they find a very suspicious-looking security guard seemingly breaking into one of the cases. This doesn't ring any mental alarm bells for Harry and Lloyd, who are instead excited and fascinated by the case's contents, even as the security guard tries to hush them up. Unfortunately, Harry and Lloyd end up setting off the actual alarm bells, and the "security guard" makes a break for it -- but not before dropping a coded map that has certain locations around Washington, D.C. marked with strange symbols. The boys have just one thought: SCAVENGER HUNT! Soon, Harry and Lloyd (and their exasperated classmate Tini) embark on a romp through Washington DC to find everything on this "scavenger hunt," all while being trailed by the thief who is after the REAL treasure the map leads to. Part Nicholas Cage heist of the Declaration of Independence, part hilarious middle grade adventure, "Irrational Treasure" is sure to be a hit of fans of Dumb & Dumber and kids who are new to the franchise alike!
Really Stupid Stories For Really Smart Kids
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Author : Alan Katz
language : en
Publisher: Hachette UK
Release Date : 2020-10-06
Really Stupid Stories For Really Smart Kids written by Alan Katz and has been published by Hachette UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-10-06 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
Laugh along with this big-hearted collection of ridiculous stories and playful puns -- perfect for fans of Rob Elliott and Jon Scieska. A collection of twenty outrageously funny short stories for younger middle grade readers, Really Stupid Stories for Really Smart Kids is full of puns, "bad" jokes, and tall tales that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. From "snowpeople" falling from the sky to a boy who only communicates through singing, there's a story for every fan of Alan Katz's signature humor.
Greyland D U M B S Deep Underground Military Bases Book 1
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Author : David Sloma
language : en
Publisher: Web of Life Solutions
Release Date : 2015-03-15
Greyland D U M B S Deep Underground Military Bases Book 1 written by David Sloma and has been published by Web of Life Solutions this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2015-03-15 with Fiction categories.
Leon Verdat thought he knew everything about building underground structures. His contracting business was very profitable and his family was thriving. It only took one visit from a mysterious Man in Black to change his life forever. He was "asked" to come work for a secret military unit and introduced to black budgets and deep underground military bases (D.U.M.B.s) - the world of the "shadow government" and the ultra-rich, who live in a parallel society beneath our feet. Now, his life will never be the same again, if he survives. There is more than he bargained for deep underground, including Grey aliens. They have been here for a very long time, tunneling, burrowing, making their plans for a takeover. The hive-like Greys are doing everything they can to kill off the human forces underground who are hunting them, before the Greys can emerge on the surface and take over the Earth for themselves, controlled by their off-planet masters. But the secret military groups the world over are fighting as hard as they can to stop the alien's creeping invasion and Leon is caught up in the war going on under the feet of the unaware masses. How will he reconcile the secret life he is living underground with his family life on the surface? And how will he help stop the Greys? Because if they are not defeated, then nothing else on Earth will matter. "Great read rivals Cussler and Riely...Thank you." - reader comment left on author's site. Is there a clandestine world of tunnels and bases underground? Who is living in them? What do they want with humanity? A sci-fi thriller from David Sloma. This is Book 1 in a 7 part story: -Book 2 "Oceandeep" is now available as an ebook and paperback -Book 3 "Rescueplan" is now available as an ebook and paperback -Book 4 "Moonbase" is now available as an ebook and paperback -Book 5: "Wormwood" is now available as an ebook and paperback -Book 6: "Destroyer" is now available as an ebook and paperback -Book 7 "Purifier" is now available as an ebook and paperback All books in the running series are published now. The series is complete. A prequel story is mostly written, so check back for that in spring/summer 2021. The inspiration behind this book series? Many late nights listening to Coast to Coast AM, since the early days of Art Bell, where he'd have many guests on that talked about aliens and underground secret bases (mostly in the southwest USA desert, like Area 51, but also bases all over the world), like Whitley Strieber, Richard Dolan, Roger Lear, Richard Sauder, and more. Guests spoke about real life bases and also told some fictional stories. Some spoke about both. These books take a sampling of the facts that have been made public about D.U.M.B.s and adds some imaginative speculation to create a brand new, wild fictional ride!
D U M B S Deep Underground Military Bases Ebook Boxed Set First 4 Novels
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Author : David Sloma
language : en
Publisher: Web of Life Solutions
Release Date : 2015-12-18
D U M B S Deep Underground Military Bases Ebook Boxed Set First 4 Novels written by David Sloma and has been published by Web of Life Solutions this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2015-12-18 with Fiction categories.
"Great read rivals Cussler and Riely...Thank you." - reader comment left on author's site. Is there a clandestine world of tunnels and bases underground? Who is living in them? What do they want with humanity? Leon Verdat thought he knew all there was to know about building underground tunnels and structures. His civilian contracting business was doing very well and his family was thriving. Then, he got a visit from a mysterious Man in Black and all that changed. He was introduced to the world of black budgets and secret military underground bases; the work of the "shadow government" and the ultra-rich. Now, his life will never be the same again, if he survives... There are a lot more things than he bargained for deep underground, and some of them have been here for a very long time. Here are the first 4 ebooks in the D.U.M.B.s series for one price: -Greyland: D.U.M.B.s (Deep Underground Military Bases) - Book 1 -Oceandeep: D.U.M.B.s (Deep Underground Military Bases) – Book 2 -Rescueplan: D.U.M.B.s (Deep Underground Military Bases) - Book 3 -Moonbase: D.U.M.B.s (Deep Underground Military Bases) - Book 4 Book 5: Wormwood is out now in ebook and paperback. Book 6 is coming soon, summer 2017. The inspiration behind this book series? Many late nights listening to Coast to Coast AM, since the early days of Art Bell, where he'd have many guests on that talked about aliens and underground secret bases (mostly in the southwest USA desert, like Area 51, but also bases all over the world), like Whitley Strieber, Richard Dolan, Roger Lear, Richard Sauder, and more. Guests spoke about real life bases and also told some fictional stories. Some spoke about both. These books take a sampling of the facts that have been made public about D.U.M.B.s and adds some imaginative speculation to create a brand new, wild fictional ride!
Dumb Foxglove
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Author : Annie Trumbull Slosson
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 1898
Dumb Foxglove written by Annie Trumbull Slosson and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1898 with Manners and customs categories.
Destroyer D U M B S Deep Underground Military Bases Book 6
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Author : David Sloma
language : en
Publisher: Web of Life Solutions
Release Date : 2017-12-21
Destroyer D U M B S Deep Underground Military Bases Book 6 written by David Sloma and has been published by Web of Life Solutions this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2017-12-21 with Fiction categories.
As the planet Wormwood/Destroyer gets closer, trailing asteroids, Leon, the General, and Marks struggle to escape from the inner Earth and the Annunaki, who have been awakened by the Lizard People and the tall Greys. On the surface, Mary and Jennie are thrown into the fight of their lives. The ancient gods plan to take over Earth in the wake of the chaos and destruction they are bringing.