A Game Of Groans
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A Game Of Groans
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Author : George R.R. Washington
language : en
Publisher: St. Martin's Griffin
Release Date : 2012-03-27
A Game Of Groans written by George R.R. Washington and has been published by St. Martin's Griffin this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-03-27 with Fiction categories.
A PARODY OF THE BELOVED FANTASY DOORSTOP... ER, SAGA In the land of the Eight (or was it Six?) Kingdoms—where the seasons last as long as a series of bestselling Tolkien-esque novels—trouble is brewing. The mud is growing muddier, the onions are rotting, the Wall to the North (or is it the South?) is melting, and Lord Barker of Summerseve is getting worried. His wife is addicted to Godsweede, his King is too fat to fit into his armor, and the foreshadowing is out of control. All in all, not the position you want to be in when Summer is coming. From this world of outdoor fornication with horse-people (and indoor fornication with blood relatives) comes an epic story of novella proportions. Amid plots and counterplots, power-hungry warriors and overworked ravens, poor reception and no wireless, the future of the Barkers, their BFFs, and their enemies dangles in the balance, as each strives to survive long enough to appear in at least two of the sequels. "His teeth might be wooden, but his prose is not." ---J.R.R. Madison George R. R. Washington cannot tell a lie: A Game of Groans was not prepared, authorized, licensed, approved, or endorsed by any person or entity involved in creating or producing any of the Song of Ice and Fire books or the Games of Throne television program. Please direct any inquiries to our legal counsel, Clarence R. R. Darrow.
Game Of Groans
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Author : Tim Krimmel
language : en
Publisher: Independently Published
Release Date : 2023-04-21
Game Of Groans written by Tim Krimmel and has been published by Independently Published this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2023-04-21 with categories.
Game of Groans: The Irony Throne Overview: "Game of Groans: The Irony Throne" is a lighthearted parody of the hit HBO series, "Game of Thrones." Set in the fantastical realm of Jesteroos, the story follows the misadventures of the noble houses as they comically compete for the coveted Irony Throne. Filled with puns, slapstick humor, and absurd situations, this spoof offers a hilarious take on the iconic characters and epic battles of the original series. Plot Summary: The realm of Jesteroos has been in turmoil for centuries as the noble houses battle for control of the Irony Throne, a seat made of comically oversized spoons. The throne has the power to bring eternal laughter and happiness to those who sit upon it. However, the constant infighting between the houses has left Jesteroos in a state of disarray and chaos. House Snark, led by the witty and sarcastic Neddard Snark, is called to the capital, Pun's Landing, by King Baratheomnomnom. The King's court is filled with comically inept advisors, including the bumbling Hand of the King, Squire Pycelle, and the conniving Queen Sersilly Lannist-hair. Neddard quickly finds himself in a precarious position as the manipulative Sersilly plots to undermine his authority. Meanwhile, in the far-off land of Es-Slack, Danyslack Targroan, the rightful heir to the Irony Throne, hatches a plan to reclaim her birthright. Accompanied by her loyal servant, Sir Jorah Memeont, she stumbles upon a nest of rubber chickens that she believes will help her take back the throne. In the frozen North, the Wall of Laughter separates Jesteroos from the dreaded Punder Walkers, an army of living puns that strike fear into the hearts of those who hear them. Jon Snowman, the illegitimate son of Neddard Snark, joins the Night's Chuckle, a group of jesters dedicated to protecting Jesteroos from the pun-filled horrors that lie beyond the Wall. As the noble houses comically sabotage one another in their quest for the Irony Throne, Jesteroos faces hilarious challenges, pun-filled perils, and absurd situations that will leave viewers in stitches. Characters: Neddard Snark - The witty and sarcastic leader of House Snark. King Baratheomnomnom - The gluttonous ruler of Jesteroos. Sersilly Lannist-hair - The conniving and ambitious queen of Pun's Landing. Squire Pycelle - The bumbling Hand of the King. Danyslack Targroan - The rightful heir to the Irony Throne, armed with a brood of rubber chickens. Sir Jorah Memeont - The loyal and meme-loving servant of Danyslack. Jon Snowman - The illegitimate son of Neddard Snark and defender of Jesteroos from the Punder Walkers. Filled with side-splitting humor and iconic parodies, "Game of Groans: The Irony Throne" is a lighthearted romp through the world of Jesteroos, offering fans a hilarious take on the beloved series.
Inside Hbo S Game Of Thrones
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Author : Bryan Cogman
language : en
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Release Date : 2012-09-26
Inside Hbo S Game Of Thrones written by Bryan Cogman and has been published by Chronicle Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-09-26 with Performing Arts categories.
An official companion to the popular tv-series offers new insights into its characters and storylines, providing hundreds of set photos, designs, and insider accounts as well as actor and crew interviews that describe memorable moments from the first two seasons
The Ice Dragon
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Author : George R. R. Martin
language : en
Publisher: Tor Teen
Release Date : 2014-10-21
The Ice Dragon written by George R. R. Martin and has been published by Tor Teen this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-10-21 with Young Adult Fiction categories.
The Ice Dragon is an enchanting tale of courage and sacrifice for young readers and adults by the wildly popular author of the #1 New York Times bestselling Song of Ice and Fire series, George R.R. Martin. Lavish illustrations by acclaimed artist Luis Royo enrich this captivating and heartwarming story of a young girl and her dragon. In the world of A Song of Ice and Fire the ice dragon was a creature of legend and fear, for no man had ever tamed one. When it flew overhead, it left in its wake desolate cold and frozen land. But Adara was not afraid. For Adara was a winter child, born during the worst freeze that anyone, even the Old Ones, could remember. Adara could not remember the first time she had seen the ice dragon. It seemed that it had always been in her life, glimpsed from afar as she played in the frigid snow long after the other children had fled the cold. In her fourth year she touched it, and in her fifth year she rode upon its broad, chilled back for the first time. Then, in her seventh year, on a calm summer day, fiery dragons from the North swooped down upon the peaceful farm that was Adara's home. And only a winter child—and the ice dragon who loved her—could save her world from utter destruction. This new edition of The Ice Dragon is sure to become a collector's item for fans of HBO's megahit Game of Thrones. At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.
A Game Of Thrones
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Author : George R. R. Martin
language : en
Publisher: Bantam
Release Date : 2003-01-01
A Game Of Thrones written by George R. R. Martin and has been published by Bantam this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2003-01-01 with Fiction categories.
NOW THE ACCLAIMED HBO SERIES GAME OF THRONES—THE MASTERPIECE THAT BECAME A CULTURAL PHENOMENON Winter is coming. Such is the stern motto of House Stark, the northernmost of the fiefdoms that owe allegiance to King Robert Baratheon in far-off King’s Landing. There Eddard Stark of Winterfell rules in Robert’s name. There his family dwells in peace and comfort: his proud wife, Catelyn; his sons Robb, Brandon, and Rickon; his daughters Sansa and Arya; and his bastard son, Jon Snow. Far to the north, behind the towering Wall, lie savage Wildings and worse—unnatural things relegated to myth during the centuries-long summer, but proving all too real and all too deadly in the turning of the season. Yet a more immediate threat lurks to the south, where Jon Arryn, the Hand of the King, has died under mysterious circumstances. Now Robert is riding north to Winterfell, bringing his queen, the lovely but cold Cersei, his son, the cruel, vainglorious Prince Joffrey, and the queen’s brothers Jaime and Tyrion of the powerful and wealthy House Lannister—the first a swordsman without equal, the second a dwarf whose stunted stature belies a brilliant mind. All are heading for Winterfell and a fateful encounter that will change the course of kingdoms. Meanwhile, across the Narrow Sea, Prince Viserys, heir of the fallen House Targaryen, which once ruled all of Westeros, schemes to reclaim the throne with an army of barbarian Dothraki—whose loyalty he will purchase in the only coin left to him: his beautiful yet innocent sister, Daenerys.
The Game Audio Strategy Guide
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Author : Gina Zdanowicz
language : en
Publisher: Routledge
Release Date : 2019-12-10
The Game Audio Strategy Guide written by Gina Zdanowicz and has been published by Routledge this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019-12-10 with Technology & Engineering categories.
The Game Audio Strategy Guide is a comprehensive text designed to turn both novices and experienced audio designers into technical game audio pros. Providing both a theoretical foundation and practical insights, The Game Audio Strategy Guide offers a thorough look at the tools and methods needed to create industry-quality music and sound design for games. The text is supported by an extensive companion website, featuring numerous practical tutorials and exercises, which allows the reader to gain hands-on experience creating and implementing audio assets for games. The Game Audio Strategy Guide is the essential manual for anyone interested in creating audio for games, inside or outside the classroom.
Jam
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Author : Alan Goldsher
language : en
Publisher: Open Road Media
Release Date : 2015-11-10
Jam written by Alan Goldsher and has been published by Open Road Media this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2015-11-10 with Fiction categories.
Jam is a passionate tale of money-hungry musicians, sleazy record companies, over-adoring fans, the majesty of jazz, and ultimately, a creative soul who is true to himself and to his art.
Creation Groans On
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Author : Ken Bazyn
language : en
Publisher: Wipf and Stock Publishers
Release Date : 2021-03-18
Creation Groans On written by Ken Bazyn and has been published by Wipf and Stock Publishers this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2021-03-18 with Poetry categories.
We live in a sacramental universe, where each and every object we encounter can, in the twinkling of an eye, signify God’s presence. In the introductory essay Christ himself is imaginatively likened to that king of the savanna, the lion. Bazyn’s nature poems, via bright and subtle similes, move freely between the abstract and the specific, the static and the dynamic, the solemn and the whimsical—in an entrancing series of acrobatic maneuvers. Spring rain elicits the Great Awakening; a bumper harvest heralds the first Thanksgiving; a mist-covered waterfall excites a chance reverie; a flower in bloom infuses the ordinary with the supernatural; an animal game amusingly depicts quotidian diversity; hope warbles full-throatedly during an eclipse; human grandeur seems dwarfed by El Capitan; a collection of disparate, incalculable items clarify the limits of reason; creation itself groans on in anticipation of future transfiguration. To enhance each poem’s significance, a striking black-and-white 35mm image is added, whether a luminous landscape or an exquisite close-up—as both flora and fauna offer up their ceaseless praise. Language itself cracks and bends into ever more unusual shapes and forms. Bazyn’s vision recalls that of Gerard Manley Hopkins, who endeavored to decode nature’s hidden symbolism.
It S All A Game
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Author : Tristan Donovan
language : en
Publisher: Atlantic Books
Release Date : 2018-11-01
It S All A Game written by Tristan Donovan and has been published by Atlantic Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2018-11-01 with Games & Activities categories.
Board games have been with us longer than even the written word. But what is it about this pastime that continues to captivate us well into the age of smartphones and instant gratification? In It's All a Game renowned games expert Tristan Donovan opens the box on the incredible and often surprising history and psychology of board games. He traces the evolution of the game across cultures, time periods, and continents, from the paranoid Chicago toy genius behind classics like Operation and Mouse Trap, to the role of Monopoly in helping prisoners of war escape the Nazis, and even the scientific use of board games today to teach artificial intelligence how to reason and how to win. With these compelling stories and characters, Donovan ultimately reveals why board games have captured hearts and minds all over the world for generations.
No Talking
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Author : Andrew Clements
language : en
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Release Date : 2012-03-13
No Talking written by Andrew Clements and has been published by Simon and Schuster this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-03-13 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
In No Talking, Andrew Clements portrays a battle of wills between some spunky kids and a creative teacher with the perfect pitch for elementary school life that made Frindle an instant classic. It’s boys vs. girls when the noisiest, most talkative, and most competitive fifth graders in history challenge one another to see who can go longer without talking. Teachers and school administrators are in an uproar, until an innovative teacher sees how the kids’ experiment can provide a terrific and unique lesson in communication.