A Turtle In The Toilet
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A Turtle In The Toilet
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Author : Jonathan Emmett
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2002
A Turtle In The Toilet written by Jonathan Emmett and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2002 with Animals categories.
Readers search in the freezer, under the bed, in the garbage can, and other places for the animal hiding at the end of the book.
A Turtle In The Toilet
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Author : Jonathan Emmett
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2002
A Turtle In The Toilet written by Jonathan Emmett and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2002 with Children's stories categories.
A tiger in the toy cupboard and a skunk beneath the bunk, but guess who's hiding in the bed? Do you dare peek and see? This book is a great way in which to encourage children to reach their Early Learning Goals. The text is full of alliteration.
Milli And Me
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Author : Michael Rosedale
language : en
Publisher: iUniverse
Release Date : 2008-11
Milli And Me written by Michael Rosedale and has been published by iUniverse this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2008-11 with Humor categories.
WHO WOULD READ THIS BOOK ANYWAY? (a special note from the Author) A lot of people have told me (including my wife and kids), that no one is ever going to want to read this dumb dog book. And, even if they were willing to read it, they told me for sure- no one would pay to read it. I'M NOT LISTENING TO THEM. I know most people like dogs more than they like people and spend a ton of money on doggie stuff because it makes them feel good. So for those of you who doubt there is a market for this book- here is the proof: At this very minute, as I am writing this, I am sitting on an American Airlines jet. I have just reached into the seat compartment in front of me and pulled out this SkyMall product catalog. Some of the products in this catalog I just found available for dog owners to buy- that will sell in the millions this year include: dog beds that keeps your dog stay cool and comfortable when resting, dog ramps that will help your dog get on your bed or sofa, portable dog feeders so your dog will never go hungry when you are not home on time from work, lotion that prevents dog tear stains under the eyes, fresh bowl savers- lids for doggie food bowls- to keep it fresh, poop boxes- the economical way to handle doggie waste, walk thru pet gates, doggie boosters for senior dogs- helps them get in and out of the cars easily, bark free- the safe way to prevent dogs from excessive barking, pet wheel away- take your dog whoever you go, back seat barriers- that keep your dogs safe in the car, the ultimate pet feeding and watering kit that prevents your dogs from overeating and here is my favorite- the personalized doggie garden bench - to honor your loved deceased dog. (I guess you bury your best friend in front or underneath the bench.) I rest my case. Buy this book and make yourself feel good - you will enjoy it! Sincerely- Michael Rosedale P.S. go to www.millirosedale.com and post YOUR favorite dog and pet stories. Maybe they will end up in my next book!!!!!!!!!!
Dragonball Z
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Author : Lois H. Gresh
language : en
Publisher: St. Martin's Paperbacks
Release Date : 2015-08-11
Dragonball Z written by Lois H. Gresh and has been published by St. Martin's Paperbacks this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2015-08-11 with Games & Activities categories.
IT DOESN'T GET ANY HOTTER THAN... DRAGONBALL Z Find out all there is to know about the hotter-than-hot phenomenon called DragonBall Z. Written by a mother and ten-year-old son team, you'll get all the fabulous DBZ facts from a kid's perspective! So DBZ fans unite-and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime as you read about: * All the TV and movie episodes, action figures, trading cards and toys * The characters-good and bad-what they do and where they come from * Awesome anecdotes, entertaining facts, cool quizzes, and side-splitting jokes * Interviews with kids just like you about DragonBall Z: their favorite episodes and characters, fun ways to play with DBZ toys, and much more You know you're a DragonBall Z fanatic if... ...you think your teacher is a Saiyan ...you name your dog "Bubbles" and make him bounce around your backyard "planet" at rocketship speed ...you insist that your power level is 1200 (on bad days) ...you wear red pajamas and a sash to school ...you use magic marker to put dots on your head so you can look like Krillin
You Just Can T Make This Sh T Up Extremely Comical And Unbelievably True Memoirs Of A Childhood Adolescence And Adulthood
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Author : Dr. Dominique Marie Fufidio
language : en
Publisher: Dorrance Publishing
Release Date : 2023-06-16
You Just Can T Make This Sh T Up Extremely Comical And Unbelievably True Memoirs Of A Childhood Adolescence And Adulthood written by Dr. Dominique Marie Fufidio and has been published by Dorrance Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2023-06-16 with Biography & Autobiography categories.
About the Book Author Dominique Fufidio wanted to write a book, but about what? While reading the first couple chapters of the autobiography by comedian Kevin Hart, she was inspired reading stories about his father. This prompted her to break out her computer and write the first chapter of You Just Can’t Make This Sh*t Up. Dominique started to write a story of childhood, the story of her childhood, all stories that involved her dad. These short stories are the same she had been telling for years, entertaining others while letting them into her life. Dominique’s childhood memoirs made her the life of every party and her father a legend. Many wish to meet her dad, now all can know the stories of Dominique Fufidio, her childhood, and her experiences centralized around her father. If you didn’t know these stories are recollections of memories and experiences, you wouldn’t believe them to be true, they are just flat-out absurd. These stories are so far out of the norm of how children are raised, how people behave, you really just can’t make this sh*t up. About the Author Dr. Dominique Marie Fufidio lives in Dallas, Texas with her husband, Matthew, and two dog babies. She owned and sold her successful dental practice, is a retired competitive athlete, coach, mentor, and good friend. Dominique wrote this book around the time of her ten-year wedding anniversary, dedicating it to Matt.
Pets
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Author : Marion Adler
language : en
Publisher: Dramatic Publishing
Release Date : 1999
Pets written by Marion Adler and has been published by Dramatic Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1999 with Musicals categories.
Not Without A Fight
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Author : Scott C. Benyacko
language : en
Publisher: Lulu.com
Release Date : 2009-10-22
Not Without A Fight written by Scott C. Benyacko and has been published by Lulu.com this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2009-10-22 with Fiction categories.
Turning thirty leaves scars. It's like watching the odometer roll over on you car. For Kevin Andrews, the morning of his thirtieth birthday signals another nail in his coffin. When his wife tells him that morning that she's pregnant, Kevin knows his days of youth are slowly coming to an end. In an attempt to recapture those glory days, Kevin embarks on a trek to make Odysseus hang his head in shame. Kevin meets drunken neighbors, receives advice from an old hippy, and nearly ruins his marriage when he runs into an old girlfriend. This novel proves what women already know. Men are idiots.
The Trickster Shift
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Author : Allan J. Ryan
language : en
Publisher: University of Washington Press
Release Date : 1999
The Trickster Shift written by Allan J. Ryan and has been published by University of Washington Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1999 with Art criticism categories.
The Trickster Shift not only presents some of the most stunningly original examples of contemporary Native art but also allows the artists to offer their own insights into the creative process and the nature of Native humour.
Paris Letters
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Author : Janice MacLeod
language : en
Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.
Release Date : 2014-02-04
Paris Letters written by Janice MacLeod and has been published by Sourcebooks, Inc. this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-02-04 with Biography & Autobiography categories.
A New York Times bestseller For readers of Eat Pray Love, Under the Tuscan Sun, and The 4-Hour Workweek, comes a funny, romantic, and inspiring travel memoir about a woman who quits her job, moves to Paris, and finds love—and herself. Exhausted and on the verge of burnout, Janice MacLeod cuts back, saves up, and buys herself two years of freedom in Europe. In Paris, Janice meets Christophe, the cute butcher down the street—who doesn't speak English. They embark on a whirlwind Paris romance, and she soon realizes she can never return to the world of twelve-hour workdays. But her dwindling savings force her to find a way to fund her dreams again. So Janice turns to her three loves—words, art, and Christophe—to figure out a way to make her happily-ever-after in Paris last forever. Not only is this a charming nonfiction love story, but it's also filled with financial tips, including MacLeod's list of "100 Ways to Save," and other practical advice to make your dream of living abroad reality. Paris Letters invites you to experience the magic of Paris, find inspiration in Janice's journey, and perhaps, ignite your own quest for a life less ordinary. Praise for Paris Letters: "Janice MacLeod's charming Paris Letters takes us on her starry-eyed discovery of Paris, the joys of learning the French language, a unique career in art and, best of all, the romance of a lifetime! C'est bon!"—Lynne Martin, author of Home Sweet Anywhere "Written as though to a best friend telling her story over lattes—or café crème. Relatable and inspiring ... cleverly crafted with wit and unexpected wisdom"—New York Journal of Books "Aspirational fiction? No, a true story to inspire similar dreamers out there."—National Geographic's "Intelligent Travel" A wonderful gift for the armchair traveler, artist, and people who love to travel.
The Pocket Idiot S Guide To Potty Training Problems
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Author : Alison D. Schonwald, M.D; F.A.A.P.
language : en
Publisher: Dorling Kindersley Ltd
Release Date : 2006-06-06
The Pocket Idiot S Guide To Potty Training Problems written by Alison D. Schonwald, M.D; F.A.A.P. and has been published by Dorling Kindersley Ltd this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2006-06-06 with Family & Relationships categories.
Making potty time happy for toddlers and parents. It's one of the first rites of passage in life. Somewhere around the age of 26 months-more or less-toddlers are introduced to the potty. In The Pocket Idiot's Guide to Potty Training Problems, Alison D. Schonwald, also known as "The Poop Doctor" of Boston's Children's Hospital, addresses the needs of parents and their reluctant toddlers in a warm, reassuring manner that will calm nerves and ease tension for both the baby and parents. * Includes tips on making the bathroom kid-friendly * Explains what factors can confuse toddlers and keep them from succeeding at toilet training * Helps parents design a step-by-step plan, use praise, and find incentives that work