Barry Trotter And The Dead Horse
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Barry Trotter And The Dead Horse
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Author : Michael Gerber
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2005
Barry Trotter And The Dead Horse written by Michael Gerber and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2005 with Magicians categories.
Barry Trotter is pretty disreputable and unpleasant. Imagine what he was like as a teenager. Here's the beginning of the whole sorry tale. Did Barry and Ermine do it? (Their homwork, that is.) How exactly did Lon end up with a hole in his head that whistles when the wind blows? Was Lord Valumart always that crass? And where did that ridiculous German accent come from? As funny and twisted as the first two books, BARRY TROTTER AND THE DEAD HORSE is also as affectionate towards JK Rowling's originals. This has lead to the books gaining a devoted following amongst fans of Harry Potter as well as being a welcome antidote for the over-egging (eeuwww) of the boy wizard. A process that we're not a part of at all. Oh no. Not even a tiny bit.
Barry Trotter And The Shameless Parody
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Author : Michael Gerber
language : en
Publisher: Penguin Books
Release Date : 2004
Barry Trotter And The Shameless Parody written by Michael Gerber and has been published by Penguin Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2004 with Schools categories.
The Hogwash School for Wizards is the most famous school in the wizarding world and Barry Trotter is its most famous pupil. It's been that way ever since J.G. Rollins' Barry Trotter and the Philosopher's Sconebroke publishing records worldwide. But now disaster looms. The movie Barry Trotter and the Inevitable Attempt to Cash-Inhas gone into final production and the marketing machine at Wagner Bros. is going into overdrive. Hogwash is going to be submerged under a tide of souvenir-crazed Muddle fans, torn apart and sold on eBuy, stone by mossy stone. The movie must be stopped. Barry, Ermine Cringer and Lon Measly must find a way to defeat the most powerful force of grasping sleazoids the world has ever known: Hollywood.
Barry Trotter And The Unauthorized Parody
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Author : Michael Gerber
language : en
Publisher: Michael Gerber
Release Date : 2001-10
Barry Trotter And The Unauthorized Parody written by Michael Gerber and has been published by Michael Gerber this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2001-10 with Fiction categories.
Parody of J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter series.
Barry Trotter And The Unnecessary Sequel
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Author : Michael Gerber
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2004
Barry Trotter And The Unnecessary Sequel written by Michael Gerber and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2004 with Magicians categories.
Barry Trotter saved the Hogwash school for Wizards from the unwelcome attentions of Hollywood in BARRY TROTTER AND THE SHAMELESS PARODY. But things move on. Barry and Ermine Cringer have got married and have had two relatively delightful children. Their eldest is a skilled magician. But the youngest doesn't seem to possess any ability at all. Have Barry and Ermine given birth to a Muddle? Maybe magic isn't everything after all . . .
Barry Trotter And The Shameless Parodies
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Author : Michael Gerber
language : en
Publisher: Orion
Release Date : 2006
Barry Trotter And The Shameless Parodies written by Michael Gerber and has been published by Orion this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2006 with Magicians categories.
Brought together for the first time in one bumper volume, here are Michael Gerbers hilarious parodies, Barry Trotter and the Shameless Parody, Barry Trotter and the Unnecessary Sequel and Barry Trotter and the Dead Horse. Relive the whole ghastly tale of Barry Trotter, Lon Measley and Ermine Cringer. Amusingly, the story starts when Barry is 22 and shiftless, goes on to tell what happened when he was 39 and pathetic and then, because we couldn't think what do next but needed to crank out one more book, zips back, via a supremely unlikely plot device, to when he was 9 and just plain vile.Laugh! at Lord Valumart's bizarrely inept attempts to kill Barry. Wonder! just how Bumblemore got to be headmaster. Heave! at Lons toilet habits. Sigh! when you realise that it isn't a Harry Potter book after all. What? You've only just worked that out? And now youve bought this book? And you cant find the receipt? Oh dear, oh dear.
Barry Trotter And The Unimpressive Gift Box
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Author : Michael Gerber
language : en
Publisher: Gollancz
Release Date : 2004-10-21
Barry Trotter And The Unimpressive Gift Box written by Michael Gerber and has been published by Gollancz this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2004-10-21 with Magicians categories.
Contains BARRY TROTTER AND THE SHAMELESS PARODY, BARRY TROTTER AND THE UNNECESSARY SEQUEL and the all new BARRY TROTTER AND THE DEAD HORSE.Supplied in a high-tech biodegrable, epoxy resin fixed, folded paper-pulp display case (cardboard box), these three books tell the ghastly tale of Barry Trotter, Lon Measley and Ermine Cringer. Amusingly, the story starts when barry is 22, goes on to tell what happened when he was 39 and then, because we couldn't think what do next, zips back, via a supremely unlikely plot device, to when he was 9.Laugh! at Lord Valumart's bizarrely inept attempts to kill Barry.Wonder! just how Bumblemore got to be headmaster.Sigh! when you realise that it isn't a Harry Potter book after all.What? You've only just worked that out? Oh dear, oh dear.
James And The Giant Peach
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Author : Roald Dahl
language : en
Publisher: Random House
Release Date : 2024-01-30
James And The Giant Peach written by Roald Dahl and has been published by Random House this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2024-01-30 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
‘We are now about to visit the most marvellous places and see the most wonderful things!’ This beautiful edition of James and the Giant Peach, part of The Roald Dahl Classic Collection, features official archive material from the Roald Dahl Museum and is perfect for Dahl fans old and new. So, enter a world where invention and mischief can be found on every page and where magic might be at the very tips of your fingers . . . The Roald Dahl Classic Collection reinstates the versions of Dahl’s books that were published before the 2022 Puffin editions, aimed at newly independent young readers.
The Telltale Lilac Bush And Other West Virginia Ghost Tales
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Author : Ruth Ann Musick
language : en
Publisher: University Press of Kentucky
Release Date : 2010-09-12
The Telltale Lilac Bush And Other West Virginia Ghost Tales written by Ruth Ann Musick and has been published by University Press of Kentucky this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2010-09-12 with Body, Mind & Spirit categories.
" West Virginia boasts an unusually rich heritage of ghost tales. Originally West Virginians told these hundred stories not for idle amusement but to report supernatural experiences that defied ordinary human explanation. From jealous rivals and ghostly children to murdered kinsmen and omens of death, these tales reflect the inner lives—the hopes, beliefs, and fears—of a people. Like all folklore, these tales reveal much of the history of the region: its isolation and violence, the passions and bloodshed of the Civil War era, the hardships of miners and railroad laborers, and the lingering vitality of Old World traditions.
Proverbs Of All Nations
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Author : Walter Keating Kelly
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 1859
Proverbs Of All Nations written by Walter Keating Kelly and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1859 with Freedom of speech categories.
Ulysses Modern Classics Series
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Author : James Joyce
language : en
Publisher: Good Press
Release Date : 2024-01-10
Ulysses Modern Classics Series written by James Joyce and has been published by Good Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2024-01-10 with Fiction categories.
This carefully crafted ebook: "ULYSSES (Modern Classics Series)" is formatted for your eReader with a functional and detailed table of contents. Ulysses is a modernist novel by Irish writer James Joyce. It is considered to be one of the most important works of modernist literature, and has been called "a demonstration and summation of the entire movement". Ulysses chronicles the peripatetic appointments and encounters of Leopold Bloom in Dublin in the course of an ordinary day, 16 June 1904. Ulysses is the Latinised name of Odysseus, the hero of Homer's epic poem Odyssey, and the novel establishes a series of parallels between its characters and events and those of the poem (the correspondence of Leopold Bloom to Odysseus, Molly Bloom to Penelope, and Stephen Dedalus to Telemachus). Joyce divided Ulysses into 18 chapters or "episodes". At first glance much of the book may appear unstructured and chaotic; Joyce once said that he had "put in so many enigmas and puzzles that it will keep the professors busy for centuries arguing over what I meant", which would earn the novel "immortality". James Joyce (1882-1941) was an Irish novelist and poet, considered to be one of the most influential writers in the modernist avant-garde of the early 20th century. Joyce is best known for Ulysses, the short-story collection Dubliners, and the novels A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man and Finnegans Wake.