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Best Funny Golf Quotes
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Author : Golfers Book Publishing
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2019-10-31
Best Funny Golf Quotes written by Golfers Book Publishing and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019-10-31 with categories.
Over 200 of the funniest golf quotes you have ever read! Are you looking for the Best Funny Golf Quotes Collection that will make you laugh out Loud? Then this is the book for you. A beautifully made compilation great book of golf quotes; some funny and hilarious, some wise and clever, but for sure Unforgettable Quotes to keep, treasure and share for years to come. It is the perfect funny but wise book to keep next to you on your desk for moments of boredom, depression or sadness plus it also makes for the ideal funny gift for a golf lover, boss, friend or sports fan. Enjoy a wonderful collection of funny favorite golf quotes from famous sportsmen to modern day great golf players. Read one quote a day as a daily vitamin of inspiration, or read them in one sitting to break through negative thinking. The funny but positive Quote book is carefully created to inspire and make you laugh on a daily basis or cheer you up after a depressing game of golf. As you read and enjoy this vast collection of funny golf quotes, your mind will be greeted with an almost never-ending sea of great quotations, funny, inspirational, wise, and humorous golf quotes sayings, and proverbs, about the game of golf collected over the years from a variety of sources and by some of the game's biggest stars and the world's brightest minds. Find fun, laughter, guidance, wisdom, inspiration and motivation in this beautiful book containing over 200 funny quotes that you will cherish for many years to come. This handy book in a portable 6" by 9" size will be the perfect office gift that will give every sportsman or woman a big laugh. The perfect Secret Santa, gag gift, Christmas, Holiday, or appreciation gift for any environment. THIS BOOK FEATURES Over 200 Different Funny golf quotes Stress Relieving quotes that are Great for Relaxation. 6 x 9 sized A Great Gift. Makes a wonderful gift idea for golf lovers, sportsmen, women, friends and family during holidays or any occasion
Golf It S A Funny Old Game
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Author : M. Prefontaine
language : en
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Release Date : 2017-02-25
Golf It S A Funny Old Game written by M. Prefontaine and has been published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2017-02-25 with categories.
For us rabbits the game of golf is a constant battle between fantasy and reality. The great hopes and ambitions that accompany us on the first tee quickly evaporate by a combination of mother nature, gravity and the cruelest of luck. One of the charms of the Great Game is that we are constantly chasing what is, in theory, attainable but in reality highly elusive. It is a perpetual series of occasions for hope. David Feherty summed it up when he said; "Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle." It is astonishing how long the occasional miracle can remain in the memory to the total eclipse of all else. Golf is a game whose hook is baited with hope. This book is a compendium of quotes from players who have been similarly troubled by the journey from great hopes to cruel reality. I hope you enjoy their reflections.
Golf
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Author : Team Golfwell
language : en
Publisher: Independently Published
Release Date : 2019-01-07
Golf written by Team Golfwell and has been published by Independently Published this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019-01-07 with categories.
Funny, thought-provoking, hilarious comments, quotes and stories from bestselling writers, politicians, well-known businessmen, PGA Tour players, and people from all walks of life are in this book - sorry, no cartoons in this book - just fun and interesting sayings and stories about golf. An amusing creative collection of observations of the game of golf showing golf is very similar to life itself with all its unexpected victories, miracle shots or disastrous results from perfect shots - like Heaven and Hell in one. Bobby Jones said, "Golf is the closest game to the game we call life. You get bad breaks from good shots; you get good breaks from bad shots - but you have to play the ball where it lies." Most of us at some point or another have walked off the 18th green swearing to give up the game after an embarrassing disastrous round only to say, "Okay" when asked to play next week. Here's just one excerpt: "A wife is interested in taking up golf and visits a large retail golf store with her husband to pick out a set of golf clubs. She is amazed at the vast selection on display. "Dear, look at all this equipment! How am I supposed to pick out the right set of clubs?" "Finding the right set of clubs is like finding a great wife," replied the husband. "What! Are you comparing me to a set of golf clubs?" "I mean you know right away when you found the right one," replied the husband. "Nice recovery," she said. "Thanks." - Rick Newell SCROLL up and get this book and we hope you enjoy and share the observations of the many people quoted in this book with your golfing regulars on the practice green and the 19th hole. Tags: sports quotes, sports quotations, golf presentations, golf one-liners, golf stories, golf anecdotes, sports book, sports gift, golf funny gifts, golf humor, golf accessories, golf quotes, golf club book, golf books, golf books for men, golf books for women, golf gifts for men, golf gifts for women, PGA tour, funny golf quotes, funny golf stories
Gift For Golf Players
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Author : Jesse Hasak
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2021-01-14
Gift For Golf Players written by Jesse Hasak and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2021-01-14 with categories.
Golf is a game that is special and unique in that there is always something to learn. Not just in the game, but that can be applied to life, relationships and one's mindset. For us rabbits the game of golf is a constant battle between fantasy and reality. The great hopes and ambitions that accompany us on the first tee quickly evaporate by a combination of mother nature, gravity and the cruelest of luck. This book is a compendium of quotes from players who have been similarly troubled by the journey from great hopes to cruel reality.
Golf
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Author : Mark Robinette
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2019-07-18
Golf written by Mark Robinette and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019-07-18 with categories.
A GREAT GIFT FOR ANY GOLFER This gift is full of great golf quotes and quips by golf pros and the average weekend warrior. Their observations on life and the game of golf will have you smiling, shaking your head and nodding in agreement. Sample quotes: If there's a golf course in heaven, I hope it's like Augusta National. I just don't want an early tee time. - Gary Player Exercise? I get it on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I run for the paramedics. - Red Skelton If you are looking for the perfect gift for a golfing fanatic get them a copy of Golf: Funny Quotes and Clever Conclusions today.
Absolutely Hilarious Golf Stories Quotes And More Adult Jokes
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Author : Team Golfwell
language : en
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Release Date : 2016-12-08
Absolutely Hilarious Golf Stories Quotes And More Adult Jokes written by Team Golfwell and has been published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-12-08 with categories.
Is It Worth Less Than $10 To Chase the Blues Away and Get in a Good Mood? This book is dedicated to those times when life gets too complicated and a good laugh solves it all. A wonderful Treasury of the finest in warmhearted stories, thought provoking and intelligent golf quotes, and a collection of the best adult jokes on golf as well as life in general. This book will make you laugh. A good laugh allows you to refocus. The heartwarming and hilarious stories and jokes will stay with you. Lydia Ko, the Number 1 LPGA golfer finally decided on an Australian caddy, Jason Hamilton, because he's, of course, an excellent caddy, but he also tells her a joke or two after she hits a bad shot to help her relax and refocus. Also, makes a great gift for any golfer and he'll remember you for the laughs it brings. Or read it yourself and pass it on to friends or a grumpy relative for their enjoyment. Finally, for less than $10, if all this book did was to give you or someone you love a hearty genuine laugh from a unique story or make you or someone you love smile when the blues hit, would it be worth it? Enjoy and join the smiling side of life!
Golf
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Author :
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2019
Golf written by and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019 with Golf categories.
For The Golfer Who Has Everything
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Author : Team Golfwell
language : en
Publisher: Independently Published
Release Date : 2020-09-14
For The Golfer Who Has Everything written by Team Golfwell and has been published by Independently Published this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-09-14 with Golf categories.
"I liked this book. It is funny and enjoyed it!" - Peter Jablonski "Enjoyable, entertaining and interesting. Five big stars!" - Jason Frierson The perfect gift for any golfer! Funny true and little-known golf tales, insane golf courses, golf anecdotes, golf jokes, hilarious quotes, world golf records, and much more in this amusing new book created by bestselling golf writers, Team Golfwell. Their books have sold thousands of copies. This book makes a memorable and enjoyable Holiday gift, a great stocking stuffer, birthday gift, Father's Day gift or a gift for any occasion and will bring a smile to his face. This is a gift a golfer will remember for the laughs it brings and as it was once said, "We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give." - Winston Churchill He can share these stories with golfing friends, or on the 19th hole, or anytime! A great book to keep on the nightstand, read while traveling, or anytime! Buy this unique book and get him something new to share! He'll love you for it. See inside. . Tags: golf gifts, golf jokes, sports quotes, sports quotations, sports book, sports gift, golf funny gifts, golf humour, golf accessories, perfect golf gifts, golf quotes, golf courses, country clubs, golf club book, golf book, golf books, golf gifts, golf books for men, golf books for women, golf gifts for men, gifts for the man who has everything, golf gifts for women.
Golf
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Author : Team Golfwell
language : en
Publisher: Pacific Trust Holdings Nz Limited
Release Date : 2019-04-10
Golf written by Team Golfwell and has been published by Pacific Trust Holdings Nz Limited this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019-04-10 with categories.
Funny, thought-provoking quotations and golf stories from notable golfers, bestselling writers, and people from all walks of life. A treasury of wonderful and entertaining quotes about life and golf! A wonderful reference for golf events.
God Loves Golfers Best
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Author : Ray Foley
language : en
Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.
Release Date : 2009-05-01
God Loves Golfers Best written by Ray Foley and has been published by Sourcebooks, Inc. this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2009-05-01 with Sports & Recreation categories.
God Loves Golfers Best is the ultimate collection of golf jokes, quotes, and cartoons sure to tickle the funny bone of any avid duffer. A perfect gift or self-purchase for the golf fan in your life! Examples from God Loves Golfers Best: Golf is a lot like taxes. You drive hard to get to the green, and end up in the hole. What should you do if lightning strikes during your round? Walk around holding a 1-iron, because even God can't hit a 1-iron! A man is getting married and is standing by his bride at the church. Standing beside him are his golf clubs and bag. His bride whispers, "What are your golf clubs doing here?" The groom replies, "This isn't going to take all day, is it?" In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf.