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Bill The Vampire 1
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Author : Rick Gualtieri
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2018-02-15
Bill The Vampire 1 written by Rick Gualtieri and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2018-02-15 with categories.
Issue 1 - A PARTY TO DIE FOR Bill Ryder has a blind date with destiny in the form of a voluptuous piece of eye-candy he meets on the subway. It's an opportunity too good to be true, but too awesome for him to pass up. Pity, because he's about to bite off far more than he can chew. Now, he finds himself trapped, surrounded by monsters, and with no pulse. He's about to realize that being a vampire doesn't mean much when you're still at the bottom of the food chain. ---------- Based off the bestselling Tome of Bill series of novels by Rick Gualtieri, Bill The Vampire is a foul-mouthed graphic novel adventure through the world of the strange and paranormal. There are reasons we fear the night. He's not one of them.
Bill The Vampire
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Author : Rick Gualtieri
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2011-06-28
Bill The Vampire written by Rick Gualtieri and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2011-06-28 with Vampires categories.
There are reasons we fear the night. He isn't one of them. Bill Ryder was a dateless dweeb...then he died. Unfortunately for him that was just the beginning of his troubles. He awoke to find himself a vampire, one of the legendary predators of the night. Unfortunately for him, he was still at the bottom of the food chain. Now he finds himself surrounded by creatures stronger, deadlier and a whole lot cooler than he is. Worst yet, they all want him dead...permanently this time. Bill isn't exactly average, though. A vampire like him hasn't been seen in centuries. He's got a few tricks up his sleeve, unlikely allies, and an attitude problem that makes him too damn obnoxious to quit. Join him in this hilarious tale of monsters, mayhem, and the unlikely hero who's not afraid to tell them all off...even if it gets his teeth kicked in. ********** Bill the Vampire (the Tome of Bill, part 1) is 80k words of foul-mouthed horror comedy by Rick Gualtieri, author of Scary Dead Things (The Tome of Bill, part 2) and Bigfoot Hunters.
Bill The Vampire
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Author : Rick Gualtieri
language : en
Publisher: Createspace Independent Pub
Release Date : 2012-03-01
Bill The Vampire written by Rick Gualtieri and has been published by Createspace Independent Pub this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-03-01 with Fiction categories.
Meet Bill Ryder: programmer, gamer geek, and hopeless dweeb when it comes to women. All he ever asked for out of life was to collect his paycheck, hang out with his buds, and eventually (someday) ask out the girl of his dreams. However, then Bill met Sally. She was mysterious, aggressive, and best of all...smoking hot. Bill never stood a chance. Before he knew what was happening Sally had lead him to his death, and that was only the beginning of his troubles. Now Bill awakes to find himself an undead predator of the night. The only problem is he's still at the bottom of the food chain. He's in way over his head, surrounded by creatures more dangerous, better looking, and a whole lot cooler than he is. Worst of all is the dreaded Night Razor, a master vampire who just can't stand him. He gives Bill a 90 day deadline to either prove himself or meet a more permanent kind of death, and the deck is definitely stacked against him. But Bill isn't exactly average. A vampire like him hasn't been seen in over five centuries. He's got a few tricks up his sleeve, unlikely allies to help him out, and an attitude problem that makes him just too damn obnoxious to quit. He may just pull it off...if he doesn't get his teeth kicked in first.
Dead Ever After
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Author : Charlaine Harris
language : en
Publisher: Hachette UK
Release Date : 2013-05-07
Dead Ever After written by Charlaine Harris and has been published by Hachette UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-05-07 with Fiction categories.
Sookie Stackhouse has one last adventure in store. Life has taken her from a waitress in Merlotte's Bar, Bon Temps, to part owner; from social outcast to the heart of her community; from a vampire's girlfriend to the wife of one of the most powerful vampires in the state. She has survived explosions, revolutions and attempts on her life. Sookie has endured betrayal, heartbreak and grief ... and she has emerged a little stronger, and little wiser, every time. But with life comes new trials ... The question is, in the end: who will love, who will live, and who will be dead ever after? Learn more about Charlaine Harris at www.charlaineharris.com.
Scary Dead Things
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Author : Rick Gualtieri
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2021-05-08
Scary Dead Things written by Rick Gualtieri and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2021-05-08 with categories.
There are reasons we fear the night. He's STILL not one of them. Bill Ryder, the trash-talking geek from Bill The Vampire, is back and about to find himself in a whole new world of side-splitting insanity. One of the most powerful vampires on the planet wants Bill's head. A crazed immortal princess wants the rest of him. It's a toss-up which fate is worse. All the while, new and powerful forces have begun to emerge from the shadows around him. Are they friend or foe? Knowing his luck, do you even have to ask? Bill's only hope for survival is to marshal his friends, master his powers, and somehow prove that, in a world of supernatural terrors, he's the scariest dead thing of them all. ---------- Scary Dead Things, book two in the bestselling Tome of Bill urban fantasy series, is a foul-mouthed horror comedy with a Brooklyn-sized attitude. Click or tap BUY NOW to continue this snarky series right away. The complete Tome of Bill series order: Bill the Vampire (book 1) Night Stalker (series adventure) Scary Dead Things (book 2) The Mourning Woods (book 3) Holier Than Thou (book 4) Sunset Strip (series adventure) Goddamned Freaky Monsters (book 5) Half A Prayer (book 6) The Wicked Dead (book 7) Shining Fury (series adventure) The Last Coven (book 8)
Carnage Trois
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Author : Rick Gualtieri
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2021-07
Carnage Trois written by Rick Gualtieri and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2021-07 with categories.
One geek trapped in a lethal love triangle Bill Ryder's past and present are about to collide. His girlfriend's been marked for death by the immortal temptress who wants him. One's a witch and the other's a vampire, which means the chances of them talking out their problems over tea are slim to none. It's bad enough Bill's too distracted by evil leprechauns and redneck werewolves to put a stop to it, but now something massive has been spotted prowling the waters of the Hudson - a harbinger of biblical proportions, forewarning of dark times to come. With a tidal wave of chaos closing in, Bill will need to choose between his friends, his feelings, and the fate of the world. Sadly, there's little hope of saving everyone he holds dear from the carnage that's about to punch him and his love life right in the moby dick.
Bill The Vampire
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Author : Rick Gualtieri
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2020-12-15
Bill The Vampire written by Rick Gualtieri and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-12-15 with Fiction categories.
There Are Reasons We Fear The Night. He's Not One Of Them. Bill Ryder was a dateless geek, but then he met a girl to die for. So he did. Unfortunately for him, that was just the beginning of his troubles. He awoke as a vampire, one of the legendary predators of the night. Sadly, fangs or not, he was still at the bottom of the food chain. Now he finds himself surrounded by creatures stronger, deadlier, and a lot cooler than he is ... and they all want to kick his teeth in. Bill isn't exactly average, though. A vampire like him hasn't been seen in centuries. He's got a few tricks up his sleeve, unexpected allies, and an attitude that makes him too damned obnoxious to quit. Join him in this hilarious tale of immortal monsters and the unlikely hero who's not afraid to tell them off, even if it gets him killed - permanently this time.
Scary Dead Things
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Author : Rick Gualtieri
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2012-03-16
Scary Dead Things written by Rick Gualtieri and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-03-16 with categories.
There are reasons we fear the night.He STILL isn't one of them.Bill Ryder: programmer, gamer, and legendary vampire is back! Six months have passed since a vampire hottie named Sally dragged him kicking and screaming (but mostly screaming) into the supernatural underworld. Since then he's found himself hounded by enemies and frustrated by his allies. All that and he still can't work up the nerve to talk to his dream girl. Little does he know his troubles are just starting.A chance meeting halfway across the world plunges Bill into more insanity than he can shake a stick at. Now he finds himself a marked man in more ways than one. One of the most powerful immortals in the world wants him dead and an ancient vampire princess wants him for entirely different purposes.However, that might just be the least of his worries as new and powerful forces have begun to emerge from the shadows around him. Are they friend or foe? Considering Bill's luck, you can bet on the latter. Bill's only hope is to marshal his friends, master his powers, and muster enough attitude to stare down the very worst monsters the world can throw at him.Can Bill survive and prove once and for all that he's the scariest dead thing of them all?*******************Scary Dead Things is 80,000 words of foul-mouthed horror comedy by Rick Gualtieri, author of Bill the Vampire and the Poptart Manifesto.
Strange Days
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Author : Rick Gualtieri
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2019-02-18
Strange Days written by Rick Gualtieri and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019-02-18 with categories.
At the edge of chaos, one geek stands tall. Five years ago, dateless dork Bill Ryder somehow saved the world, banishing magic and monsters to the shadows. He thought it was over, that he was finished with that life. Too bad for him, shit's about to get surreal again. Now the impossible has happened. His goddaughter is conjuring fireballs from thin air and two vampires have shown up at his doorstep looking to kick his ass. A crazed group of ex-wizards are hell-bent on forcing the door between worlds open, intent on letting the nightmares back in, and only Bill and his friends stand in their way. Join him in this hilarious tale of a world teetering on the brink of anarchy and the unlikely hero who's not afraid to look the madness in the eye and flip it both fingers. ---------- Bill the vampire is back in Strange Days - Bill of the Dead 1 -the eagerly awaited sequel to the bestselling Tome of Bill horror comedy series.
The Mourning Woods
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Author : Rick Gualtieri
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2012-07-06
The Mourning Woods written by Rick Gualtieri and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-07-06 with categories.
Three words: Vampires versus SasquatchBill Ryder: undead geek, dateless dweeb, and legendary vampire is back in his wildest adventure yet.A war is brewing between ancient enemies from the dawn of time. If it can?t be stopped, the veil will be lifted and all of humanity?s darkest nightmares will be unleashed to wreak havoc. Bill and his friends are the only chance we have...Lord help us all! The vampire nation dispatches Bill to a faraway land to broker peace, but it?s not going to be easy. His enemies want him dead. Hell, some of his allies do too. Danger lurks at every turn and in places where he least expects it.Now Bill must rely on his friends, master his fledgling powers, and use every four-letter word in his arsenal to stop the war, uncover the conspiracy, and solve the mystery that lies at the heart of the Mourning Woods.**********The Mourning Woods (the Tome of Bill, part 3) is 90,000 words of foul-mouthed horror hilarity by Rick Gualtieri, author of Bill the Vampire and Scary Dead Things.