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Bite Me Santa
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Author : Brittany Cournoyer
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2019-12-04
Bite Me Santa written by Brittany Cournoyer and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019-12-04 with categories.
The most wonderful time of year?Maybe for others-but definitely not for me. Peppermint is disgusting, and don't even get me started on how creepy I think nutcrackers are.While others have visions of sugar plums doing some weird dancing in their heads, Christmas only pulls up memories I'd rather soon forget. But how can I do that when Christmas is being thrown at me from every direction? Especially now that I'm giving my Christmas loving co-worker Troy rides to and from work when he has car trouble.When the gifts start to appear on my desk, the tiny burdens make it hard to forget about the date that is rapidly approaching on the calendar. And the more time I spend with Troy, the more I begin to realize that despite the bad memories, Christmas isn't really so terrible, especially when it's spent with someone I can't seem to walk away from.Will I finally be saying ho ho ho instead of telling Santa to bite me? Or will I forever remain the man who hates Christmas? Although this book is part of A Snow Globe Christmas series, it is a complete stand alone and it isn't a requirement that you read the previous book to follow along. We wish everyone a happy holiday season.
Don T Bite Me I M Santa Claus
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Author : Tom Plummer
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 1999
Don T Bite Me I M Santa Claus written by Tom Plummer and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1999 with Christmas categories.
The Language Of Santa Ana Pueblo
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Author : Irvine Davis
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 1964
The Language Of Santa Ana Pueblo written by Irvine Davis and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1964 with Keres language categories.
Bite Me
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Author : Jenny Gardiner
language : en
Publisher: Jenny Gardiner Books
Release Date : 2010-03-16
Bite Me written by Jenny Gardiner and has been published by Jenny Gardiner Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2010-03-16 with Biography & Autobiography categories.
**Author's note: Dear readers: this is a reissue of my memoir "Winging It: A Memoir of Caring for a Vengeful Parrot Who's Determined to Kill Me". I have always wanted to offer the digital version of this book at an affordable rate and have finally gotten the rights back to my book to do so. With this I changed the title and the cover. Hope you enjoy! A gift from an overseas relative, Graycie, an African Grey parrot, arrives in the Gardiner home not long after the birth of their first child, adding the responsibilities of parrot-hood to their newfound parenthood. Jenny Gardiner and her husband were hoping for a docile, beautifully plumed, Polly-want-a-cracker type of companion—but patchily feathered, scrawny, ill-tempered Graycie was the furthest thing from what they envisioned.. In Winging It , Gardiner shares in vivid and hilarious detail the many hazards of parrot ownership, from endless avian latrine duty to discovering the multiple ways a beak can pierce human flesh. Whether she’s swearing at the dog, mimicking the sound of the smoke alarm, or bobbing to the beat of the kids clapping for her amusement, she brings the family joy, laughter, and, sometimes, tears. So why would the Gardiners subject themselves to the crazy behavior of this parrot for so long? Well, because, as the Gardiners realize, Graycie is a part of the family, and just like in any relationship between living creatures, things do not always go according to plan.. A mix of hilarious pet hijinks and a poignant story of family commitment, Winging It is a reminder of the importance of patience, loyalty, and humor when it comes to dealing with even the most temperamental members of the family. Keywords: Memoir, pets, parrots, African Grey, family issues, women, marriage
Bite Me
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Author : Macabre Maine
language : en
Publisher: Lulu.com
Release Date : 2017-10-27
Bite Me written by Macabre Maine and has been published by Lulu.com this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2017-10-27 with Fiction categories.
Cozy up by the fire on a dreary rain filled day and open up this tomb of stories, poetry, and art with a BITE! Hailing from the misty forests of Maine, this collection is eerie, creepy, and spine tingling. Not to mention, it is filled with vampires that taunt, seduce, and wreak havoc. With work hailing from the four corners of the world, we invite you to sink your teeth into this collection of frightening tales, art, and poetry by Susan Birch, Duane Bruce, Bonnie Rose Bryan, Ariana R. Cherry, Linda M. Crate, S.J. Galvin, Norbert Gora, Joshua Goudreau, James Graham, D.B. Hall, Charlie Marenghi, R.C. Mulhare, Sergio Palumbo, Kent Rucker, S, Anusha VR, and Drew Wilen.
Bite Me
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Author : Fallon Jones
language : en
Publisher: Lulu.com
Release Date : 2010-08-11
Bite Me written by Fallon Jones and has been published by Lulu.com this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2010-08-11 with Fiction categories.
Book One of the Serpents and Saints SagaHolly Hawthorne was just a good girl with a Cassandra Complex, but that all changed when she opened her door to the handsome, sarcastic vampire bleeding on her porch. And something about his peridot eyes seemed too familiar… Hadn’t she seen them before somewhere?Surrounded by a cheerleading werewolf with pink fingernails, a Russian Amazon with a fetish for big guns, vision-impaired vampire, and an ancient prophecy, the caustic couple has to wonder: can true love really conquer all?Even death?
Cupcakes Paws Bad Santa Claus
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Author : Pamela DuMond
language : en
Publisher: Pamela DuMond
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Cupcakes Paws Bad Santa Claus written by Pamela DuMond and has been published by Pamela DuMond this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on with Fiction categories.
Annie Graceland: Cheesehead. Unwed. Hi-LAR-ious baker who talks to 'The Dead!' “So much fun! …Ghost Whisperer with Stephanie Plum’s crazy world!” Wendy Luvs2Read LOL, feel-good ANNIE GRACELAND mysteries can be read as STAND ALONES. __ It’s the Christmas Holiday season but I’m not feeling all that ‘Fa-la-la.’. My BFF drags me to the mall for some cheer but getting hit on by tipsy Bad Santa doesn’t put me in a better mood. I volunteer to cater desserts for Sweet Paws Animal Charity event but I wasn't planning on dressing up as Mrs. Claus. I also wasn't planning on some idiot murdering Bad Santa. Now his tipsy ghost follows me everywhere. But because every holiday story deserves “It’s a Wonderful Life” ending -- it falls on me to find the killer before the 'Bad Guy' strikes again. PRAISE ★★★★★ “ …the life and misadventures of Annie Graceland. I love these fun cozy mysteries…” Jeanie Jackson ★★★★★ “Fun holiday story for any time of year.” Tinkertoy Reviewer ★★★★★ “Can Annie manage a little Christmas miracle and solve the murder of the snarky Santa?” LLK Amazon Reviewer BAD SANTA's also available in Print and Audio. 1-Click this hilarious holiday cozy for hours of fun!
Does Santa Exist
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Author : Eric Kaplan
language : en
Publisher: Penguin
Release Date : 2014-10-16
Does Santa Exist written by Eric Kaplan and has been published by Penguin this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-10-16 with Philosophy categories.
A humorous philosophical investigation into the existence of Santa from a co–executive producer of The Big Bang Theory—the perfect stocking stuffer for the deep thinker on everyone’s list. Emmy award–winning comedy writer and philosophy scholar Eric Kaplan brilliantly turns a search for the truth about Santa into a laugh-out-loud metaphysical romp. Surveying everything from the analytic philosophy of Bertrand Russell and Ludwig Wittgenstein to Buddhism, Taoism, and Kabbalah, Kaplan alights on comedy—including The Big Bang Theory and Monty Python—as the best way to resolve life’s most profound paradoxes, including the existence of perfect moments, Santa, and even God.
Tumbuya Sarayacu Tierra Blanca Nauta Tabating Santa Maria De Belen
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Author : Paul Marcoy
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 1875
Tumbuya Sarayacu Tierra Blanca Nauta Tabating Santa Maria De Belen written by Paul Marcoy and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1875 with Amazon River Valley categories.
Hey Santa
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Author : Jessica E. Subject
language : en
Publisher: Jessica E. Subject
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Hey Santa written by Jessica E. Subject and has been published by Jessica E. Subject this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on with Fiction categories.
She doesn’t want a lot for Christmas… Claire Otton dreads spending another holiday alone. When her best friend convinces her to approach the sexy mall Santa, she takes the chance and asks him out, hoping for so much more. He’s waiting under the mistletoe… Although Andreas Castellanos blends in on Earth, he knows he will never belong. But when the gorgeous woman he’d been staring at invites him to dinner, he has a hard time saying no. All they’re asking for… Can these two lonely souls find magic together or will their secrets steal their chance of a happy Christmas?