Bitter Party Of One Your Table Is Ready
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Bitter Party Of One Your Table Is Ready
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Author : Larry Star
language : en
Publisher: iUniverse
Release Date : 2005-06
Bitter Party Of One Your Table Is Ready written by Larry Star and has been published by iUniverse this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2005-06 with American wit and humor categories.
With over twenty years of experience in failed marriages and relationships, author Larry Star mixes his caustic wit with his astute perception to make Bitter, Party of One. Your Table is Ready, an uproarious ride through the cycle of male-female coupling. Inside Bitter, Party of One you will learn. Why you should become a proponent for disclaimers on underwear packaging Why your teetering marriage shouldn't be left in the hands of a counselor you picked from the back page of a free newspaper What Post Super Bowl Realization is and how to avoid it Why knowing your woman's cycle will make for a much more enjoyable honeymoon/vacation/life in general And much more. Filled with insight and humor, Bitter, Party of One takes you on an entertaining journey through the typical American relationship-from meeting that special someone, through the wedding, marriage, and, finally, divorce-culminating in reflection over what went right, what went wrong, and the mental incapacitation that compels you to do it all over again. 'Larry Star is infectiously funny!" -George Carlin never said this. 'A satirical genius!" -Al Franken said this about himself. 'Crackling wit and untethered imagination." -New York Times Book Review about an entirely different book.
How To Win Sales Influence Spiders
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Author : Catherine Seda
language : en
Publisher: New Riders
Release Date : 2007-02-21
How To Win Sales Influence Spiders written by Catherine Seda and has been published by New Riders this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2007-02-21 with Computers categories.
If you’re like most business professionals, you could be losing $10,000, $100,000, or even $1 million a month on the Web! Catapulting your business online is easier than you may think. Thanks to new and emerging developments in Web technology, you can immediately reach more new customers — free. Plus, you can better leverage your “traditional” Internet marketing to get more traffic from the search engines and free publicity from the press. Internet marketing veteran and Entrepreneur columnist Catherine Seda reveals how to attract new customers, search engine spiders and the press, simultaneously. Use this approach to skyrocket your sales while building your brand. This book reveals the insider secrets of how to: • Capitalize on social media, such as blogs, podcasts, and online video, while watching your profits soar from search engines, e-mail, and affiliate marketing. • Maximize your exposure by building your online reputation as an industry expert. • Recognize search engine spammers who will get your site banned and kill your cash flow. • Mimic the successful Internet marketing techniques that have elevated the status of well-known sites. • Avoid making the “Top 10” Internet marketing mistakes as revealed by industry leaders. This “non-techie” book is for: consultants, entrepreneurs, corporate marketers, students, investors, journalists and adventurers.
Faker S Guide To The Classics
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Author : Michelle Witte
language : en
Publisher: Rowman & Littlefield
Release Date : 2013-05-21
Faker S Guide To The Classics written by Michelle Witte and has been published by Rowman & Littlefield this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-05-21 with Humor categories.
DIVWith a chatty voice and sarcastic style, The Faker's Guide to the Classics condenses the great—but long and often complicated—novels, plays, and poems into bite-size nuggets of info that are easy to digest, cutting out the bloated analysis and nauseating debate of other reading guides. From Anna Karenina and Beowulf to Ulysses and Wuthering Heights, each of the 100 books profiled here is a classic that everyone talks about but only hardcore lit majors have actually read. Now, with The Faker's Guide to the Classics, you, too, can: Reminisce about books you were supposed to read for class but didn't; fudge literary discussions at fancy parties; impress a date with your incredible knowledge and wit; and cut through the ivory tower of world letters to read like a ninja! Each entry contains: a quick and dirty narrative description of plot points and overall story, including significant twists and surprise endings, told with humorous brevity; famous quotes from each work, accompanied by smartass responses; the original cover or an illustration conveying the work’s tone (or lack thereof). Brief author bios, including misdeeds and scandals, add illuminating and occasionally disgusting background to each work. All of the text appears in simple, contemporary English, so it’s easy to understand—and short enough to tweet. With this must-have guide, there’s no more need to worry whether a reference to Miss Havisham is an insult or to wonder what happened to Moby-Dick. Not reading the classics has never been easier! /div
Hippo Eats Dwarf
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Author : Alex Boese
language : en
Publisher: Pan Macmillan
Release Date : 2010-02-05
Hippo Eats Dwarf written by Alex Boese and has been published by Pan Macmillan this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2010-02-05 with Humor categories.
The following news story apparently first appeared in the Las Vegas Sun: 'A circus dwarf, nicknamed Od, died recently when he bounced sideways from a trampoline and was swallowed by a yawning hippopotamus waiting to appear in the next act. More than 1,000 spectators continued to applaud wildly until they realized the tragic mistake.' And yet, of course, Od never existed; which doesn't stop the story appearing every few years as a news item, set in fictional circuses from Manchester to Thailand and Sydney. The hippo-eats-dwarf story is a) bizarre, b) almost certainly fake and c) masquerading as real, which describes a disturbing amount of what we hear and read about in magazines and on the web. Scientific investigator Alex Boese, who has for ten years run the web's biggest myth-busting website www.museumofhoaxes.com, has collected together a wonderfully entertaining anthology of the best urban myths of recent years, from bonsai kittens reared in jars to keep them small to male lactation, and confirms or de-bunks them once and for all. So did Burger King really release a left-handed Whopper, with all of the condiments rotated through 180 degrees? Is dehydrated water available to buy online? Or are they just hippo-eats-dwarf urban myths?
The Grilled Cheese Madonna And 99 Other Of The Weirdest Wackiest Most Famous Ebay Auctions Ever
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Author : Christopher Cihlar
language : en
Publisher: Crown Archetype
Release Date : 2006-05-09
The Grilled Cheese Madonna And 99 Other Of The Weirdest Wackiest Most Famous Ebay Auctions Ever written by Christopher Cihlar and has been published by Crown Archetype this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2006-05-09 with Humor categories.
For sale: The state of West Virginia Britney Spears’s Pregnancy Test A Spare Kidney Bob Dylan’s Childhood Home The World’s Longest French Fry Black Betsy The Meaning of Life There is only one place you can get all of these under one roof. In addition to being one of the world’s largest retailers, eBay is also home of some of the most notorious, creative, and just plain weird items to ever hit the virtual auction block. This comic celebration of the spirit of free enterprise brings together the full stories of one hundred of the most hilarious eBay auctions ever. From the “Ghost in a Jar” auction that recorded more than a million page views, to the woman who auctioned off her virginity before eBay shut her page down, to the saintly grilled cheese sandwich said to portray the face of the Virgin Mary and contain special powers, to the man who modeled his ex-wife’s wedding dress, sold it for more than three times its original purchase price, and received several marriage proposals to boot, this book chronicles the listings that have made the site such an integral—and entertaining—part of our culture. The Grilled Cheese Madonna is a salute to capitalism in its most ridiculous form.
Any Witch Way She Can
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Author : Christine Warren
language : en
Publisher: St. Martin's Paperbacks
Release Date : 2015-03-03
Any Witch Way She Can written by Christine Warren and has been published by St. Martin's Paperbacks this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2015-03-03 with Fiction categories.
First released in the No Rest for the Witches anthology, delight in this magical, sexy short story from bestselling author Christine Warren. Available for the first time ever as a standalone ebook, get lost in the sinful pleasures of the being the witch has summoned to tame her world...and unleash her passion... When a witch, craving the touch of someone who loves her, decides to take matters of into her own hands, she casts a spell of unmeasured powers into the cosmos to find the one who can set her soul on fire. And when her magic summons the sexiest being she's ever laid eyes on, desire will consume them both...in Any Witch Way She Can.
No Rest For The Witches
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Author : MaryJanice Davidson
language : en
Publisher: St. Martin's Paperbacks
Release Date : 2007-10-02
No Rest For The Witches written by MaryJanice Davidson and has been published by St. Martin's Paperbacks this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2007-10-02 with Fiction categories.
NO REST FOR THE WITCHES MaryJanice Davidson "The Majicka" Life's a bit crowded for Ireland and her roommates—a fairy, a werewolf, a vampire, and now a zombie...especially when a mysterious man walks through the door. Will there be any room left for love? Lori Handeland "Voodoo Moon" For Devil's Fork–based FBI Agent Dana Duran, the only way to fight a supernatural serial killer just may be to embrace life. But little did she know that voodoo could be so viciously sexy... Cheyenne McCray "Breath of Magic" San Francisco's witches are in an epic battle. But even if Sydney can use her sultry ways and ancient Druid powers to save the world, can she risk losing her heart to handsome warrior Conlan? Christine Warren "Any Witch Way She Can" A desperately lonely witch decides to take matters of love into her own hands when she casts a cosmic personal ad...only to find that the perfect formula for love is a strange brew indeed.
No Longer Broken
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Author : JL Stray
language : en
Publisher: J.L. Stray
Release Date : 2021-09-23
No Longer Broken written by JL Stray and has been published by J.L. Stray this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2021-09-23 with Fiction categories.
Desiree’s been on her own for as long as she can remember. Her friends have become her family and she guards her heart with walls thicker than glass. Josh, a smooth talking man with handsome smile and gorgeous eyes. He’s got lines that make a woman melt. But Desiree doesn’t want to melt. Josh’s hard body and sexy lines are working her up in the best way possible. Determined not to be just another notch on his bedpost, Desiree and Josh embark on a steamy love affair. Until a blast from Josh’s past rolls in an attempt to shatter the first piece of happiness that Desiree has felt in a long time. Was Desiree right all along? Can no man really be trusted? Or is it worth it fight for the one man who has been fighting for her since the day he walked into her life? Can they find love and prove they are no longer broken?
I Wish I Were Engulfed In Flames
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Author : Jeni Decker
language : en
Publisher: Skyhorse Publishing Inc.
Release Date : 2012-01-17
I Wish I Were Engulfed In Flames written by Jeni Decker and has been published by Skyhorse Publishing Inc. this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-01-17 with Biography & Autobiography categories.
The down and dirty world of one autism mom's journey from sex-ed to Santa...
Everyone Hates Kelsie Miller
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Author : Meredith Ireland
language : en
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Release Date : 2023-10-31
Everyone Hates Kelsie Miller written by Meredith Ireland and has been published by Simon and Schuster this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2023-10-31 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
Kelsie and Eric, rivals for valedictorian, team up to go on an overnight road trip to the University of Pennsylvania to win back their exes.