Bottling Farts Epub
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Bottling Farts Epub
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Author : Donald Rump
language : en
Publisher: Donald Rump
Release Date : 2013-08-24
Bottling Farts Epub written by Donald Rump and has been published by Donald Rump this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-08-24 with Humor categories.
Could the greatest power… The path to riches beyond our wildest imagination… The key to reaching the highest level of spiritual awareness and happiness… …be obtained by bottling farts??? "Shh…it's our secret…" Vlad told the little boy. "Use the power wisely…" Approximately 2,200 words.
20 Common Questions About Farts Epub
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Author : Donald Rump
language : en
Publisher: Donald Rump
Release Date : 2013-12-13
20 Common Questions About Farts Epub written by Donald Rump and has been published by Donald Rump this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-12-13 with Humor categories.
Think you know everything there is to know about mankind's favorite green gas? Well, Donald Rump has something in store for you! Inside, you'll finally get to the bottom of many age-old questions, including: - Where do farts come from? - Are farts people? - Do farts die? - Do all farts go to heaven? - What should I do if a zombie farts on me? - Does inhaling farts cause brain damage? - What if someone steals my farts? - Can farts be used to power my car? - I've run out of farts. Should I dial 911? - Should I join Fartaholics Anonymous? And many, many more! So what are you waiting for? Become a fart expert today! Approximately 11,500 words in all. Intended for readers 15 and up.
Gastrointestinal Blues Epub
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Author : Donald Rump
language : en
Publisher: Donald Rump
Release Date : 2013-11-24
Gastrointestinal Blues Epub written by Donald Rump and has been published by Donald Rump this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-11-24 with Humor categories.
Since leaving his posh position at the Department of Motor Vehicles, Mackelroy Puggsley thought he\'d smelled the last psychotic fart that nearly killed him. But in his new role as a psychologist, he quickly realizes that the problem is more widespread than he thought. Will a crazed client and his two gassy brides prevent the old man from getting one last piece of nookie before he dies? Or will Mackelroy talk his way out of another hazardous situation and live to see another hair pie? For mature (and not so mature) audiences. Approximately 3,400 words in all.
Keeping Wind Laten And The Fate Of The World At Bay Epub
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Author : Donald Rump
language : en
Publisher: Donald Rump
Release Date : 2016-07-02
Keeping Wind Laten And The Fate Of The World At Bay Epub written by Donald Rump and has been published by Donald Rump this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-07-02 with Fiction categories.
Great heavens, the armored kingdoms are under attack! And King Krakken, the domain’s irritable ruler, has an impossible decision. Should he scramble the air ships and meet the encroaching enemy head on or listen to his counsel and hold firm? Either way, the green death is upon him and it’s only a matter of time before he comes face-to-face with the infamous Wind Laten. Approximately 1,600 words. DIAGNOSIS: Less filling. Doesn’t contain many actual farts.
The Chapped Ass Critic Epub
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Author : Donald Rump
language : en
Publisher: Donald Rump
Release Date : 2013-08-24
The Chapped Ass Critic Epub written by Donald Rump and has been published by Donald Rump this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-08-24 with Humor categories.
Zack Pimpton's ass never felt worse, and it doesn't help that his doctor is a part time comedian. Unfortunately, Zack is quite the bastard himself and accidentally says the wrong thing that causes the good, old doctor to snap. Intended for mature (and not so mature) audiences. Approximately 2,300 words. EXCERPT FROM THE CHAPPED-ASS CRITIC “Doc, you’ve got to help me,” a thin, wiry man named Zack Pimpton bent over the padded table and rubbed his behind. “My ass hurts really, really bad. I think I might have broken it.” A bead of sweat trickled down his forehead. “How did this happen?” Dr. Marsh asked. “I don't know. I was typing up a review when suddenly my butt began to hurt. At first it stung just a little. I tried ignoring it, but it got worse and worse until I eventually found myself here. It's terrible! I can’t believe I was able to drive over here.” He tried sitting and recoiled immediately. “Well, you're in luck! It's nothing life-threatening, that’s for sure, but I'm afraid you won’t have use of your buttocks again,” the portly doctor cracked a smile.
Bottling Farts Inc Episode 5 Discombobulated
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Author : Donald Rump
language : en
Publisher: Donald Rump
Release Date : 2016-04-23
Bottling Farts Inc Episode 5 Discombobulated written by Donald Rump and has been published by Donald Rump this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-04-23 with Fiction categories.
THE F**KING IDIOT . . . Vlad Wieckowski has seen better days. With only the clothes on his back, he's out of money, out of luck, and out of gas. CONFRONTS THE EVIL PINT-SIZED BASTARD . . . That little sh*t Henry Winkle is at it again, and this time he's got warehouses full of toxic gas at his disposal. Can anyone stop his evil plot to gas the world? AND GETS F**KED OVER BY A MYSTERIOUS DIPSH*T AGENT . . . By his letter he is known. W. W for Wacky. W for Wicked. W for WTF?! WILL THE INDELIBLE SH*THEAD GET HIS REVENGE? Or is mankind totally f**ked? Discombobulated is the fifth episode of an ongoing serial, created specifically for the Eight Hour Fiction Challenge. Each installment is approximately 3,000-4,000 words.
Bottling Farts Inc Episode 8 Disempowered
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Author : Donald Rump
language : en
Publisher: Donald Rump
Release Date : 2017-09-27
Bottling Farts Inc Episode 8 Disempowered written by Donald Rump and has been published by Donald Rump this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2017-09-27 with Fiction categories.
THE F**KING IDIOT . . . Vlad Wieckowski has seen better days. With only the clothes on his back, he's out of money, out of luck, and out of gas. CONFRONTS THE EVIL PINT-SIZED BASTARD . . . That little sh*t Henry Winkle is at it again, and this time he's got warehouses full of toxic gas at his disposal. Can anyone stop his evil plot to gas the world? AND GETS F**KED OVER BY A MYSTERIOUS DIPSH*T AGENT . . . By his letter he is known. W. W for Wacky. W for Wicked. W for WTF?! WILL THE INDELIBLE SH*THEAD GET HIS REVENGE? Or is mankind totally f**ked? Disempowered is the eighth episode of an ongoing serial, created specifically for the Eight Hour Fiction Challenge. Each installment is approximately 3,000-4,000 words.
Bottling Farts Inc Episode 3 Dismembered
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Author : Donald Rump
language : en
Publisher: Donald Rump
Release Date : 2014-11-22
Bottling Farts Inc Episode 3 Dismembered written by Donald Rump and has been published by Donald Rump this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-11-22 with Fiction categories.
THE F**KING IDIOT . . . Vlad Wieckowski has seen better days. With only the clothes on his back, he's out of money, out of luck, and out of gas. CONFRONTS THE EVIL PINT-SIZED BASTARD . . . That little sh*t Henry Winkle is at it again, and this time he's got warehouses full of toxic gas at his disposal. Can anyone stop his evil plot to gas the world? AND GETS F**KED OVER BY A MYSTERIOUS DIPSH*T AGENT . . . By his letter he is known. W. W for Wacky. W for Wicked. W for WTF?! WILL THE INDELIBLE SH*THEAD GET HIS REVENGE? Or is mankind totally f**ked? Dismembered is the third episode of an ongoing serial, created specifically for the Eight Hour Fiction Challenge. Each installment is approximately 3,000-4,000 words.
Bottling Farts Inc Episode 1 Disheveled
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Author : Donald Rump
language : en
Publisher: Donald Rump
Release Date : 2014-08-19
Bottling Farts Inc Episode 1 Disheveled written by Donald Rump and has been published by Donald Rump this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-08-19 with Fiction categories.
THE F**KING IDIOT Vlad Wieckowski has seen better days. With only the clothes on his back, he's out of gas, out of money, and out of luck. CONFRONTS THE EVIL PINT-SIZED BASTARD That little sh*t Henry Winkle is at it again, and this time he's got warehouses full of toxic gas at his disposal. Can anyone stop his evil plot to gas the world? BUT GETS F**KED OVER BY A MYSTERIOUS DIPSH*T AGENT By his letter he is known. W. W for Wacky. W for Wicked. W for WTF?! Will the indelible sh*thead get his revenge? Or is mankind totally f**ked? Disheveled is the first episode of a serial, created specifically for the Eight Hour Fiction Challenge. Each installment is approximately 3,000-4,000 words.
Bottling Farts Inc Episode 4 Disrespected
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Author : Donald Rump
language : en
Publisher: Donald Rump
Release Date : 2015-10-03
Bottling Farts Inc Episode 4 Disrespected written by Donald Rump and has been published by Donald Rump this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2015-10-03 with Fiction categories.
THE F**KING IDIOT . . . Vlad Wieckowski has seen better days. With only the clothes on his back, he's out of money, out of luck, and out of gas. CONFRONTS THE EVIL PINT-SIZED BASTARD . . . That little sh*t Henry Winkle is at it again, and this time he's got warehouses full of toxic gas at his disposal. Can anyone stop his evil plot to gas the world? AND GETS F**KED OVER BY A MYSTERIOUS DIPSH*T AGENT . . . By his letter he is known. W. W for Wacky. W for Wicked. W for WTF?! WILL THE INDELIBLE SH*THEAD GET HIS REVENGE? Or is mankind totally f**ked? Disrespected is the fourth episode of an ongoing serial, created specifically for the Eight Hour Fiction Challenge. Each installment is approximately 3,000-4,000 words.