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Brad The Impaler

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Author : Nathan C Wilson
language : en
Publisher: Independently Published
Release Date : 2019-09-03

Brad The Impaler written by Nathan C Wilson and has been published by Independently Published this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019-09-03 with categories.

Brad the Impaler a a comedy novella with a focus on silly British humour, though readers from other countries are bound to enjoy it just as much!The mighty Dracula is no more! At least, that's what he wants you to think.After faking his death, Dracula moved to the English town of Cockwomble and went into hiding. Over the years he has weened himself off blood and learned to live peacefully amongst the humans. By the early 2015, the world has changed drastically. Vlad the Impaler now goes by the far more English sounding 'Brad' and has peacefully blended into English society - perhaps too effectively, considering his growing gut. Giving up blood ensured there would be no more victims but perhaps opting instead for pizza and chips hadn't been the best choice.Brad's peace comes to an abrupt end when he recieves a letter from the council questioning his suspiciously high age and demanding evidence unless he wishes to forfeit his property. Things only get worse when Brad later finds himself faced with a huge, mysterious building and an owner that even the legendary vampire finds unsettling. Curiosity urges him to investigate, though a bad diet and lack of exercise has weakened him and his immortality is all but useless now that vampire weaknesses are such common knowledge. He will need to keep his wits about him when he faces the horrifying truth of what goes on in the huge building's deep basement.

Brad The Impaler

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Author : Paul Sating
language : en
Publisher: Independently Published
Release Date : 2024-01-16

Brad The Impaler written by Paul Sating and has been published by Independently Published this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2024-01-16 with Fiction categories.

"A hilarious, balls-to-the-wall, heavy-metal stake fest!"-Matt Dinniman, author of Dungeon Crawler Carl Engage full-on warrior mode and unleash your inner hero to become the ultimate survivor! When he accidentally opens a medieval chest that looks like it just fell off the set of Game Of Thrones, Brad Wright is thrust into the wildest adventure of his life. Welcome to Darkworld, a savage survival game where Brad and his sassy Chihuahua, Slash, think they've got it all figured out. Brad's a strategy gamer, after all. Build a shelter, grow crops, forge weapons, and form alliances to escape this nightmare. Do that and they'll find their way out of the game in one piece. But Darkworld's creators have a twisted purpose. Game guides are less reliable than a rusty sword. An AI is hell-bent on breaking players. There are trolls, goblins, vampires, and worse, off-key bards. Even if Brad gets past them, he has the butchers to contend with. Sadistic people who paid to carve up players like Thanksgiving turkeys. Brad can't fail. Dying in the game doesn't just mean GAME OVER. Fail, and it's like being flushed down the metaverse's toilet. Poof! Vanished like a glitchy NPC. What's worse than being dead? Being erased like you never existed at all. The rules are brutal. The stakes are high. Success is nearly impossible. Victory means more than loot and leveling up. The ultimate game of survival will be won in a loincloth in this action-packed LitRPG Adventure perfect for fans of Dungeon Crawler Carl and This Trilogy is Broken! When you start a game with nothing but a loincloth, a dog who cusses like a sailor, and only your wits, there's only one way to go.

The Literary History Of Alberta Volume Two

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Author : George Melnyk
language : en
Publisher: University of Alberta
Release Date : 1998

The Literary History Of Alberta Volume Two written by George Melnyk and has been published by University of Alberta this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1998 with Literary Criticism categories.

In this, the companion to the landmark volume The Literary History of Alberta, Volume One: From Writing-on-Stone to World War Two, George Melnyk examines Alberta literature in the second half of the twentieth century. At last, Melnyk argues, Alberta writers have found their voice—and their accomplishments have been remarkable. The contradictory landscape, the stereotypes of the Indian, the Mountie, and the Cowboy, and the language of the Other, speaking from the margins—these elements all left their impressions on the consciousness of early Alberta. But writers in the last few decades have turned this inheritance to their advantage, to create compelling stories about this place and its people. Today, Melnyk discovers, Alberta writers can appreciate not only this achievement, but also its essential source: the symbolic communication of Writing-on-Stone. The Literary History of Alberta, Volume Two extends the study of Alberta's cultural history to the present day. It is a vital text for anyone interested in Alberta's vibrant literary culture.

Police Arrests Suspects

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Author : John Donoghue
language : en
Publisher: Troubador Publishing Ltd
Release Date : 2015-10-28

Police Arrests Suspects written by John Donoghue and has been published by Troubador Publishing Ltd this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2015-10-28 with True Crime categories.

FACT is stranger than FICTION on the front line... Who’s afraid of the Ginger Bread Man? Why do police like big busts? How can a priest assist in a violent robbery? When does Hitler figure in police negotiations? Why can making mashed potato get you arrested? When do police deploy the banana phone? What happens when you die if CSI don’t like you? Come on patrol with PC Donoghue and discover the funny, interesting and bizarre side of life on the front line of British policing. Police, Arrests & Suspects is the third fascinating account of a front line police response officer in ‘The True Story of a Front Line Officer’ series. John’s books remain hugely popular today, with over 600 5-star Amazon reviews combined. WARNING: Contains Humour & Traces of Nuts

Vlad The Impaler

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Author : Biographiq
language : en
Publisher: Biographiq
Release Date : 2008-02-01

Vlad The Impaler written by Biographiq and has been published by Biographiq this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2008-02-01 with Biography & Autobiography categories.

Vlad the Impaler - The Real Dracula is a biography of the 15th century Wallachian Prince in what it now modern day Romania. Vladthe Impaler was the inspiration for the main charachter in Bram Stoker's Dracula novel which was originally published in 1897 and loosely based off of the real person. Vlad the Impaler got his name because he used cruel punishments agaisnt his political enemies, most notably impaling them with a large stake and sticking them in the ground to die. During the impalement, Dracula had the blood collected and he dipped his food in their blood, which is what made him known to this day as a blood drinker. Vlad ruled Wallachia during the periods of 1448, 1456-62, and 1476. Vlad the Impaler - The Real Dracula is a highly recommended publication for those interested in learning the details of the story of Vlad the Impaler and also for those who are fans of Dracula and would like to learn about the real man behind the story.

Tantalize

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Author : Cynthia Leitich Smith
language : en
Publisher: Candlewick Press
Release Date : 2010-03-02

Tantalize written by Cynthia Leitich Smith and has been published by Candlewick Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2010-03-02 with Young Adult Fiction categories.

Are you predator or prey? CLASSIFIED ADS: RESTAURANTS SANGUINI'S: A VERY RARE RESTAURANT IS HIRING A CHEF DE CUISINE. DINNERS ONLY. APPLY IN PERSON BETWEEN 2:00 AND 4:00 PM. Quincie Morris has never felt more alone. Her parents are dead, and her hybrid-werewolf first love is threatening to embark on a rite of passage that will separate them forever. Then, as she and her uncle are about to unveil their hot vampire-themed restaurant, a brutal murder leaves them scrambling for a chef. Can Quincie transform their new hire into a culinary Dark Lord before opening night? Can he wow the crowd in his fake fangs, cheap cape, and red contact lenses – or is there more to this earnest face than meets the eye? As human and preternatural forces clash, a deadly love triangle forms, and the line between predator and prey begins to blur. Who’s playing whom? And how long can Quincie play along before she loses everything? TANTALIZE marks Cynthia Leitich Smith’s delicious debut as a preeminent author of dark fantasy.

The Resurrection Of Dracula

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Author : Dr Ira May
language : en
Publisher: Dr. IRA May
Release Date : 2020-09

The Resurrection Of Dracula written by Dr Ira May and has been published by Dr. IRA May this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-09 with categories.

The Resurrection Of Dracula is a trilogy that takes place over an eighteen year period. The series consists of three parts; Blood Lust, Blood Born, and Bad Blood. In part one, BLOOD LUST, fear grips the Romanian countryside as Vlad Dracula, also known as Vlad the Impaler, a vicious, bloodthirsty prince, vows to return from the dead and drink the blood of the living by the light of the full moon. Five hundred years later, Brad Tepp, a successful Seattle real estate investor, develops an insatiable craving for blood, so much so, he thinks he may be turning into a modern day vampire. All he can think about and dream about is drinking blood. Fearing he is losing his mind, he seeks professional help. After being diagnosed with porphyria, The Disease of Vampires, he is given the prognosis of a year to live. Desperate to find a cure, he searches the internet which leads him to Dr. Nicholas Pitrowski, a Transylvanian geneticist who theorizes that porphyria is an inherited disease which originated with Vlad Dracula. He thinks that if he can find Dracula's remains and clone him, he can isolate the gene responsible for the disease and develop a cure. The men team up and set off on Halloween night searching for Dracula's remains. The process goes horribly wrong, putting their lives in danger, when they unleash a monster that threatens both themselves and Nadia, a beautiful woman who is key to Brad and Nicholas's success or failure. In part two, BLOOD BORN​​, Brad and Nadia return to Seattle to become man and wife. Shortly after that, Nadia begins having dreams about Dracucla sucking her blood. She can't eat, she can't sleep and she's afraid of the dark. When Brad takes her to his doctor, she learns she is pregnant. However, unknown to them, Dracula has followed them back to Seattle where he begins a series of killings, feeding off his victims until he can find Nadia. After several young panhandlers are killed and drained of their blood, Jake Martin, a local private-eye, becomes involved searching for the killer. At first, he is reluctant to believe that it is Dracula doing the killing, but after a trip to the morgue, he changes his mind. When Brad leaves on a trip to California, he hires Maria Sanchez to stay with Nadia. One night, as Nadia returns from the grocery store, Maria falls from the sky and lands on the hood of her car, her throat ripped out. Nadia rushes into the house, but Dracula beats her inside. As she calls 911 to report Maria's death, Dracula captures her and takes her to his lair. Jake, a regular at the Blue Star lounge, gets a call from Maria's brother. They work out a deal and Jake takes on the case to find Maria's killer in exchange for his bar tab. During the investigation, Jake travels to Brad's house and discovers that Nadia is missing. Brad hires him to find her and they set on a quest to find Nadia before Dracula can turn her into a vampire. Part three of the series, BAD BLOOD, takes place seventeen years after the end of Blood Born. Little Jake, now preferring to be called Jacob, begins having vivid dreams about drinking blood. The dreams are so vivid, he thinks he may be losing his mind. Having been expelled from several schools for bad behavior, he enrolls in Roosevelt High in Seattle. It is here he meets Brooke, an attractive blonde that falls for his bad boy image. In history class, during a slide presentation, he sees a picture of the original Dracula, Vlad Dracula. On his hand is the same ring that Jacob wears on his; a ring with a dragon insignia. Later, Jacob confronts his uncle Jake about the ring and learns the truth about his mother and father fate and vows revenge. After several classmates are found dead, drained of their blood, Jake sets out with Brooke to kill Dracula. But, will he be able to kill his blood brother and put an end to Dracula's reign of death, or will he become a victim himself?

Loose Ends

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Author : Susan Moody
language : en
Publisher: Severn House/ORIM
Release Date : 2013-02-01

Loose Ends written by Susan Moody and has been published by Severn House/ORIM this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-02-01 with Fiction categories.

The past lives of two London strangers converge in this “addictive, ironic and darkly suspenseful combination of mystery and romance” (Kirkus Reviews). It’s been ten years since Kate Fullerton survived a suspicious car accident in Ecuador that took the lives of her father, stepmother, and younger sister. Haunted by the tragedy, and with her inheritance lost to a con artist husband, Kate’s been adrift ever since. She only begins to feel on solid ground again when she secures a job at a travel agency and agrees to share a comfortable apartment with her accommodating new boss. If only she could shake the feeling that she’s being followed. Then, a decomposed body is found floating in a nearby canal. And a handsome amateur detective solicits her help in booking passage for a vacation getaway—in South America. Kate may have thought she was pulling her life together. Instead, it’s her past that’s slowly coming into focus. For Kate, that’s a very dangerous thing. Loose Ends “is Moody at her best. An outstanding psychological thriller” about the secrets that bind us, and those that can kill (Booklist).

Touch Of The White Tiger

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Author : Julie Beard
language : en
Publisher: Harlequin
Release Date : 2009-12-01

Touch Of The White Tiger written by Julie Beard and has been published by Harlequin this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2009-12-01 with Fiction categories.

"You're asking me to give up my career to love you? that's not fair, Marco." Angel Baker knew the risks. Every day she put her life on the line to protect those Detective Ric Marco and his overwhelmed police force couldn't. In twenty-second-century Chicago, victims of violent crimes turned to certified retribution specialists like Angel for justice. But when someone started murdering her colleagues, Angel had to unravel a cold-blooded conspiracy that led her to question the integrity--even the identity--of the only man who had touched her soul.

Dracula

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Author : Bram Stoker
language : en
Publisher: Random House Books for Young Readers
Release Date : 1982-04-12

Dracula written by Bram Stoker and has been published by Random House Books for Young Readers this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1982-04-12 with Juvenile Fiction categories.

String garlic by the window and hang a cross around your neck! The most powerful vampire of all time returns in our Stepping Stone Classic adaption of the original tale by Bran Stoker. Follow Johnathan Harker, Mina Harker, and Dr. Abraham van Helsing as they discover the true nature of evil. Their battle to destroy Count Dracula takes them from the crags of his castle to the streets of London... and back again.