Brenda S Beaver Needs A Barber
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Brenda S Beaver Needs A Barber
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Author : Bimisi Tayanita
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2016-12-01
Brenda S Beaver Needs A Barber written by Bimisi Tayanita and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-12-01 with categories.
Sumguyen has always had a thick mane of hair, in the summer of 2016 he decided to grow a beard. Deep into month three he started to look like an armpit with eyeballs.It was a sultry August night in Old Town Scottsdale as Bimisi and Sumguyen made their way from one bar to another. They took pause to to enjoy the rhythms of a homeless crooner who was soulfully picking his guitar. When Sumguyen threw a five into his tip jar the artist looked up, thanked him with a nod and said, "That is a beautiful beard. My friend Brenda has a beard just like that, but hers doesn't talk."A fair amount of beer sprayed from Bimisi's nose...and just like that they had their subject matter for the final book of season one. Brenda's Beaver Needs a Barber is the fifth of five books that make up Reach Around Books Season One.
Brenda S Beaver Plays A Round
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Author : Bimisi Tayanita
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2020-10-15
Brenda S Beaver Plays A Round written by Bimisi Tayanita and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-10-15 with categories.
"It takes a lot of balls to play golf like I do."--Pibber PayneSports like football, basketball, hockey and women's beach volleyball are intended to be watched, not actually played. Other sports are almost painful to watch, but participation is worth the price of admission EVERY time. Bimisi and Sumguyen have a long-standing policy of not participating in any sport unless it is acceptable, even expected that they will be drinking the entire duration. Sports on their short list include bowling, fishing, billiards and tubing down the Salt River under the Arizona summer sun.While the aforementioned do involve excessive amounts of skill, dedication and beer; there is only one sport that includes a motorized cart, all the booze you can handle and the iconic ball washing machine. This is the logic they applied when the decision was made to take Brenda and her beaver out for a lovely round of golf. Enjoy.
Go The F K To Sleep
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Author : Adam Mansbach
language : en
Publisher: Akashic Books
Release Date : 2011-06-14
Go The F K To Sleep written by Adam Mansbach and has been published by Akashic Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2011-06-14 with Humor categories.
The #1 New York Times Bestseller: “A hilarious take on that age-old problem: getting the beloved child to go to sleep” (NPR). “Hell no, you can’t go to the bathroom. You know where you can go? The f**k to sleep.” Go the Fuck to Sleep is a book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, it captures the familiar—and unspoken—tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. Read by a host of celebrities, from Samuel L. Jackson to Jennifer Garner, this subversively funny bestselling storybook will not actually put your kids to sleep, but it will leave you laughing so hard you won’t care.
Do You Want To Play With My Balls
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Author : Christopher Cifaldi
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2012-11-12
Do You Want To Play With My Balls written by Christopher Cifaldi and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-11-12 with categories.
Jigglewiggleticklepickle
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Author : Bimisi Tayanita
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2020-10-15
Jigglewiggleticklepickle written by Bimisi Tayanita and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-10-15 with categories.
"You can keep the change"--Sumguyen to cashierSumguyen and Bimisi made the fiscally responsible decision to call in sick for a couple days and take advantage of the coveted free passes to the Las Vegas Adult Expo they were given by a scantily clad marketing rep in an Apache Junction bar the night before.They stopped in Wikiup, AZ for $14 worth of gas and a road soda. Sumguyen watched as a biker chick reached deep into the jar of pickles displayed on the counter. She was in elbow deep and was fishing for the largest of those brined beauties. As she clutched the winning pickle in her teeth she started counting out bills with her still dripping hand. Sumguyen knew those bills would be in his change, he slapped down a twenty and walked out the door.The treasures he might encounter at the Adult Expo and that monster Gherkin in a biker chick's mouth made for a strange and conflicting combination of thoughts...the fourth book of Season Two was conceived over the next 28 miles.
Hookers And Blow Save Christmas
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Author : Munty C Pepin
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2020-08-31
Hookers And Blow Save Christmas written by Munty C Pepin and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-08-31 with categories.
Tom Transport is stuck in a snowdrift with all the presents for the town Christmas party! It's up to Hookers the tow truck and Blow the snowblower to make their way through the snow to save the day....and the party! Hardcover Edition.
Who Will Help Jack Off The Horse
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Author : Bimisi Tayanita
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2020-10-15
Who Will Help Jack Off The Horse written by Bimisi Tayanita and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-10-15 with categories.
"...and of course the whimsical poetic meter known as iambic tetrameter is no more capable of exclusive ownership than the air we all breath."--Bimisi to Theodor Seuss GeislIt is entirely possible to wake up in the morning with no intention of learning anything at all, but learning something substantial, nonetheless. It was a typical Wednesday afternoon at their favorite dive bar. Bimisi and Sumguyen were sparring, via a spirited match of online trivia, with patrons of a similar dive bar in another part of the world...a part of the world where it most likely was not still Wednesday afternoon. The final question...at least the last question they heard before scrambling for a pen and paper to get to work on their first parody was this:Madonna, Michael Jackson and _____ are the only 3 artists who have had a top 40 hit in 4 different decades.ANSWER: Weird Al Yankovic
Open Your Bible Bible Study Book
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Author : Raechel Myers
language : en
Publisher: Lifeway Church Resources
Release Date : 2015-11-02
Open Your Bible Bible Study Book written by Raechel Myers and has been published by Lifeway Church Resources this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2015-11-02 with Bible categories.
Are you longing to hear from God, aching to know who He really is? The beautiful truth is this—we can encounter the living God today and every day in the pages of His Word. Whether you are a seasoned Bible reader or struggle to keep up with studying Scripture, Open Your Bible will leave you with a greater appreciation for the Word of God, a deeper understanding of its authority, and a stronger desire to know the Bible inside and out. Using powerful storytelling, real-life examples, and scripture itself, Open Your Bible will quench a thirst you might not even know you have, one that can only be satisfied by God's Word.
A Handful Of Dust
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Author : Evelyn Waugh
language : da
Publisher:
Release Date : 1950
A Handful Of Dust written by Evelyn Waugh and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1950 with categories.
Satire over engelsk overklasseliv i begyndelsen af 1900-tallet med Tony i centrum som en ung gentleman, der må se alle sine illusioner om kærlighed, ægteskab, slægt og historie briste
No Kids Allowed
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Author : Michelle Ann Abate
language : en
Publisher: JHU Press
Release Date : 2020-10-13
No Kids Allowed written by Michelle Ann Abate and has been published by JHU Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-10-13 with Literary Criticism categories.
Children's literature isn't just for children anymore. This original study explores the varied forms and roles of children's literature—when it's written for adults. What do Adam Mansbach's Go the F**k to Sleep and Barbara Park's MA! There's Nothing to Do Here! have in common? These large-format picture books are decidedly intended for parents rather than children. In No Kids Allowed, Michelle Ann Abate examines a constellation of books that form a paradoxical new genre: children's literature for adults. Distinguishing these books from YA and middle-grade fiction that appeals to adult readers, Abate argues that there is something unique about this phenomenon. Principally defined by its form and audience, children's literature, Abate demonstrates, engages with more than mere nostalgia when recast for grown-up readers. Abate examines how board books, coloring books, bedtime stories, and series detective fiction written and published specifically for adults question the boundaries of genre and challenge the assumption that adulthood and childhood are mutually exclusive.