Bride Of The Fat White Vampire
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Bride Of The Fat White Vampire
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Author : Andrew Fox
language : en
Publisher: Ballantine Books
Release Date : 2004-08-03
Bride Of The Fat White Vampire written by Andrew Fox and has been published by Ballantine Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2004-08-03 with Fiction categories.
After morphing into 187 very large white rats in the name of self-preservation, Jules Duchon is back to his portly self, a member of that secret class of New Orleans citizens known as the undead. Though he would like nothing better than to spend his nights raising hell and biting flesh in his beloved French Quarter, duty calls when an exclusive club of blue blood vampires demands that the 450-pound cabbie find out who is attacking its young and beautiful members. Adding insult to injury, he has to enlist the help of a former foe: a black vampire named Preston. What’s a vampire to do? Without the love of a woman to ease his pain, Jules isn’t convinced that his undead life is worth living. He doesn’t desire Doodlebug (she may be a woman now but Jules knew her back when she was just a boy) any more than he longs for Daphne, a rat catcher who nourishes a crush the size of Jules. No, only Maureen will do. Once a beautiful stripper with nothing but curve after curve to her bodacious body, now she is mere dust in a jar. But Jules will move heaven and earth to get her back . . . even if it means pulling her back from the dead.
Hunt The Fat White Vampire
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Author : Andrew Fox
language : en
Publisher: Monstracity Press
Release Date : 2021-06-12
Hunt The Fat White Vampire written by Andrew Fox and has been published by Monstracity Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2021-06-12 with Fiction categories.
Portly vampire Jules Duchon is in trouble. The High Krewe of Vlad Tepes seeks revenge for Jules's theft of their members' body parts to restore his wife. What can a 400-pound vampire do against a hired assassin who control matter?
Fat White Vampire Blues
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Author : Andrew Fox
language : en
Publisher: Ballantine Books
Release Date : 2003-07-01
Fat White Vampire Blues written by Andrew Fox and has been published by Ballantine Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2003-07-01 with Fiction categories.
He’s undead, overweight, and can’t get a date Vampire, nosferatu, creature of the night—whatever you call him—Jules Duchon has lived (so to speak) in New Orleans far longer than there have been drunk coeds on Bourbon Street. Weighing in at a whopping four hundred and fifty pounds, swelled up on the sweet, rich blood of people who consume the fattiest diet in the world, Jules is thankful he can’t see his reflection in a mirror. When he turns into a bat, he can’t get his big ol’ butt off the ground. What’s worse, after more than a century of being undead, he’s watched his neighborhood truly go to hell—and now, a new vampire is looking to drive him out altogether. See, Jules had always been an equal opportunity kind of vampire. And while he would admit that the blood of a black woman is sweeter than the blood of a white man, Jules never drank more than his fair share of either. Enter Malice X . Young, cocky, and black, Malice warns Jules that his days of feasting on sisters and brothers are over. He tells Jules he’d better confine himself to white victims—or else face the consequences. And then, just to prove he isn’t kidding, Malice burns Jules’s house to the ground. With the help of Maureen, the morbidly obese, stripper-vampire who made him, and Doodlebug, an undead cross-dresser who (literally) flies in from the coast—Jules must find a way to contend with the hurdles that life throws at him . . . without getting a stake through the heart. It’s enough to give a man the blues.
Fat White Vampire Otaku
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Author : Andrew Fox
language : en
Publisher: Fat White Vampire
Release Date : 2021-04-12
Fat White Vampire Otaku written by Andrew Fox and has been published by Fat White Vampire this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2021-04-12 with Fiction categories.
The third book in the Fat White Vampire Series; immediately follows the events of tie-in novel The Bad Luck Spirits' Social Aid and Pleasure Club. Jules Duchon and his vampiric family suffer through the ravages of Hurricane Antonia and struggle to survive in a city emptied of its population - and its sources of blood. Where will they get their meals? But salvation comes from the most unlikely source possible: a trio of Japanese superheroes called Bonsai Master, Anime Girl, and Cutie-Scary Man. However, that salvation comes with a bedeviling price. For the blood donated by the three superheroes proves to have highly unpredictable effects on Jules and his family. Chaos ensues, in the best tradition of the Fat White Vampire Series!
My Big Fat Supernatural Honeymoon
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Author : Jim Butcher
language : en
Publisher: Macmillan + ORM
Release Date : 2007-12-26
My Big Fat Supernatural Honeymoon written by Jim Butcher and has been published by Macmillan + ORM this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2007-12-26 with Fiction categories.
What newly married couple doesn't dream of a romantic retreat where they can escape the world for a while—but what happens when supernatural forces intrude on their wedded bliss? Nine of today's hottest paranormal authors answer that question in this all-star collection of supernatural stories. Can a vampire-hunter enjoy her honeymoon when she's just learned that her new hubby is a werewolf? How can newlyweds focus on their wedding night when their honeymoon suite is haunted by feuding ghosts? And what's a wizard to do when a gruesome monster kidnaps the bride on her way home from the wedding? With so much otherworldly mayhem awaiting our newlyweds, will they ever get around to the honeymoon itself? Find out in...My Big Fat Supernatural Honeymoon. * Kelley Armstrong * Jim Butcher * Rachel Caine * P.N. Elrod * Caitlin Kittredge * Marjorie M. Liu * Katie MacAlister * Lilith Saintcrow * Ronda Thompson
An English Bride In Scotland
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Author : Lynsay Sands
language : en
Publisher: Harper Collins
Release Date : 2013-06-25
An English Bride In Scotland written by Lynsay Sands and has been published by Harper Collins this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-06-25 with Fiction categories.
From New York Times bestselling author of The Husband Hunt, The Heiress, and other beloved historical romances, comes Lynsay Sands’s An English Bride in Scotland, the first book in a new series set in the wilds of the Highlands. Annabel had planned to become a nun. But when her mother arrives at the Abbey to bring her home to marry a Scottish laird—her runaway sister’s intended husband—her life takes a decidedly different turn. And though Annabel isn’t the wife he’d planned for, strong, sexy Ross McKay is taken with his shy, sweet bride. Annabel knows nothing about being a wife, running a castle—or the marriage bed. But her handsome new husband makes her want to learn. When Annabel’s life is threatened, Ross vows to move the highlands itself to save her and preserve the passion that’s only beginning to bloom.
The Vampire S Bride
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Author : Gena Showalter
language : en
Publisher: HQN Books
Release Date : 2017-05-15
The Vampire S Bride written by Gena Showalter and has been published by HQN Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2017-05-15 with Fiction categories.
He is Layel, king of the vampires, a master seducer no woman can deny. But since a rogue horde of dragons killed his beloved over two centuries ago, Layel has existed only for vengeance…until he meets Delilah. Wary of love, the beautiful Amazon wants nothing to do with the tormented vampire. Yet there's no denying their consuming desire every time he nears her. Neither trusts the other—nor can they survive alone. For in an impossible game of the gods' devising, they've been trapped on an island, about to face the ultimate challenge: surrender to the passion that will bind them forever…or be doomed to an eternity apart.
The Palgrave Handbook Of The Vampire
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Author : Simon Bacon
language : en
Publisher: Springer Nature
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The Palgrave Handbook Of The Vampire written by Simon Bacon and has been published by Springer Nature this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on with categories.
The Vampire Book
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Author : J Gordon Melton
language : en
Publisher: Visible Ink Press
Release Date : 2010-09-01
The Vampire Book written by J Gordon Melton and has been published by Visible Ink Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2010-09-01 with Body, Mind & Spirit categories.
Revised, updated, and enlarged, this vast reference is an alphabetic tour of the psychosexual, macabre world of the blood-sucking undead. Digging deep into the lore, myths, and reported realities of vampires and vampire legends from across the globe, many facets are uncovered—historical, literary, mythological, biographical, and popular. From Vlad the Impaler and Barnabas Collins to Dracula and Lestat, this exhaustive guide furnishes more than 500 essays, a vampire chronology, and 60 pages of vampire resources. Complete with detailed illustrations and photographs, the third edition of this popular authority includes a wealth of current events, including the Twilight phenomenon; contemporary authors of vampire romance; the growth and development of genuine, self-identified vampire communities; and prominent TV shows from Buffy to True Blood.
The Tale Of The Vampire Bride
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Author : Rhiannon Frater
language : en
Publisher: Rhiannon Frater
Release Date : 2012-06-25
The Tale Of The Vampire Bride written by Rhiannon Frater and has been published by Rhiannon Frater this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-06-25 with Vampires categories.
"All Lady Glynis Wright ever wanted was the freedom to live her life as she pleased. Unfortunately, her aristocratic parents want her to marry well and settle into a life of luxury. When her family becomes guests to one of the most fearsome and powerful vampires of all time, Glynis finds her fate is far more terrible than an arranged marriage"--Page 4 of cover.