Buttheads From Outer Space
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Buttheads From Outer Space
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Author : Jerry Mahoney
language : en
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Release Date : 2018-03-13
Buttheads From Outer Space written by Jerry Mahoney and has been published by Simon and Schuster this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2018-03-13 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
The buttheads have landed—and they're trying to wipe us out! My best friend Lloyd and I had the perfect plan. We started a blog to invite aliens to come to Earth and hang out—but only with us. That way, they wouldn't have to meet any boring world leaders or get cut open by scientists or anything like that. We'd just chill out, eat junk food, and play video games together. Sweet, right? And it worked! Two aliens showed up one night in the bathroom of my favorite restaurant, and we snuck them home to my room. The problem is, they're total buttheads! Literally. They have butts on their heads, and they talk in farts. They're rude, disgusting, and they love Earth so much, they just invited 70 billion of their friends to join them here. Oops. Now it's up to us—two sixth graders with B-pluses in science—to save the planet from the sickest extraterrestrials in the universe. (Preferably without my parents finding out.) Sorry, everyone. Better get used to talking out of your butts, because we're all probably doomed…
Morons From Outer Space
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Author : Simon Bell
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 1985
Morons From Outer Space written by Simon Bell and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1985 with categories.
Mommy Man
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Author : Jerry Mahoney
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2014
Mommy Man written by Jerry Mahoney and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014 with Biography & Autobiography categories.
As a teenager growing up in the 1980s, all Jerry Mahoney wanted was a nice, normal sham marriage: 2.5 kids and a frustrated, dissatisfied wife living in denial of her husband s sexuality. Hey, why not? It seemed much more attainable and fulfilling than the alternative coming out of the closet and making peace with the fact that he d never have a family at all. Twenty years later, Jerry is living with his long-term boyfriend, Drew, and they re ready to take the plunge into parenthood. But how? Adoption? Foster parenting? Kidnapping? What they want most of all is a great story to tell their future kid about where he or she came from. Their search leads them to gestational surrogacy, a road less traveled where they ll be borrowing a stranger s ladyparts for nine months. Thus begins Jerry and Drew s hilarious and unexpected journey to daddyhood. From then on, they re in uncharted waters. They re forced to face down homophobic baby store clerks, a hospital that doesn t know what to do with them, even members of their own family who think what they re doing is a little nutty. One thing s for sure. If this all works out, they re going to have an incredible birth story to tell their kid. With honesty, emotion, and laugh-out-loud humor, Jerry Mahoney ponders what it means to become a Mommy Man . . . and discovers that the answer is as varied and beautiful as the concept of family itself."
Proxima
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Author : Stephen Baxter
language : en
Publisher: Hachette UK
Release Date : 2013-09-19
Proxima written by Stephen Baxter and has been published by Hachette UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-09-19 with Fiction categories.
An awe-inspiring Planetary Romance from Terry Pratchett's co-author on the Long Earth Books The very far future: The Galaxy is a drifting wreck of black holes, neutron stars, chill white dwarfs. The age of star formation is long past. Yet there is life here, feeding off the energies of the stellar remnants, and there is mind, a tremendous Galaxy-spanning intelligence each of whose thoughts lasts a hundred thousand years. And this mind cradles memories of a long-gone age when a more compact universe was full of light ... The 27th century: Proxima Centauri, an undistinguished red dwarf star, is the nearest star to our sun - and (in this fiction), the nearest to host a world, Proxima IV, habitable by humans. But Proxima IV is unlike Earth in many ways. Huddling close to the warmth, orbiting in weeks, it keeps one face to its parent star at all times. The 'substellar point', with the star forever overhead, is a blasted desert, and the 'antistellar point' on the far side is under an ice cap in perpetual darkness. How would it be to live on such a world? Yuri Jones, with 1,000 others, is about to find out ... PROXIMA tells the amazing tale of how we colonise a harsh new eden, and the secret we find there that will change our role in the Universe for ever.
Toilet Stories From Outer Space
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Author : Andrew Hilbert
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2013
Toilet Stories From Outer Space written by Andrew Hilbert and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013 with categories.
The Butt Files
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Author : Greg Grabianski
language : en
Publisher: MTV Books
Release Date : 1997
The Butt Files written by Greg Grabianski and has been published by MTV Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1997 with Humor categories.
Beavis and Butt-head of MTV fame are featured in this collection.
The Galactic Gourmet
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Author : James White
language : en
Publisher: Tor Books
Release Date : 1996
The Galactic Gourmet written by James White and has been published by Tor Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1996 with Fiction categories.
The finest chef in the galactic federation, Gurronsevas, a huge, six-leged alien, confronts his ultimate challenge: to transform hospital food into something palatable
The Boss From Outer Space And Other Aliens At Work
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Author : Patricia J. Addesso, Ph.D.
language : en
Publisher: AMACOM
Release Date : 2007-08-29
The Boss From Outer Space And Other Aliens At Work written by Patricia J. Addesso, Ph.D. and has been published by AMACOM this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2007-08-29 with Business & Economics categories.
Anyone who works in an office probably has to deal with at least some people who are so different they might as well be from another planet. These differences can lead to conflict or -- if handled properly -- to a greater appreciation of others and a more productive workplace. The secret to getting along lies in understanding the different personality traits people exhibit and how to relate to them. The author identifies 11 traits that can make work relationships difficult, which she compares to the planets (plus the moon and the sun), including: * Saturn, with its distinctive rings, symbolizes how comfortable one is being different, and shows whether one is more of a conformist or experimenter * Jupiter, made up mostly of gases, has a bubbly spirit, and signifies one’s level of optimism * Earth (as in "down to Earth") indicates whether someone is grounded, or has one’s "head in the clouds." Fun and easy to read, yet packed with realistic strategies, this very human guide will help anyone on the planet get along with even their most difficult coworker.
Rock N Roll Babes
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Author : Linda Jaivin
language : en
Publisher: National Geographic Books
Release Date : 1999-04-20
Rock N Roll Babes written by Linda Jaivin and has been published by National Geographic Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1999-04-20 with Fiction categories.
Aliens mating with earthlings? It’s true. And now three of their otherworldly offspring have stolen a spaceship and are zooming toward Earth in search of sex, drugs, and rock ’n’ roll. Parking their saucer in Sydney, Australia, they shapeshift into luscious earthgirl form. When the alien who calls herself Baby Baby abducts Jake and straps him into the saucer’s sexual experimentation chamber, the global warming begins. Next the Babes decide to form a band and soon they’ve skyrocketed to rock 'n’ roll stardom. But trouble is on its way in the small gray shape of Captain Qwerk, who has set out to recapture them, with the U.S. Military and Eros, the excitable asteroid, right behind. Rock ‘n’ Roll Babes from Outer Space proves that Jaivin’s imaginative powers put her in a league with Kurt Vonnegut and Douglas Adams. With a brave and racy wit, Jaivin delivers her most outrageous, enjoyable novel yet. “Witty and wickedly satiric . . . the plot is rocket-fueled and the puns almost literally fly off the page. Few writers have skewered the rock and roll world so savagely and accurately and with so much delight.”—Washington Post Book World
Farts From Outer Space
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Author : C. J. Pickwell
language : en
Publisher: CreateSpace
Release Date : 2015-10-03
Farts From Outer Space written by C. J. Pickwell and has been published by CreateSpace this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2015-10-03 with categories.
Enter the world of the smelliest space monsters in the universe!...