Butts Are Everywhere
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Butts Are Everywhere
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Author : Jonathan Stutzman
language : en
Publisher: Penguin
Release Date : 2020-09-29
Butts Are Everywhere written by Jonathan Stutzman and has been published by Penguin this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-09-29 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
A triumphant celebration of the tushee. Big ones, little ones, round ones and flat ones, furry ones and prickly ones--butts are everywhere, and each one is special! These powerful muscles make it possible for people and animals to jump, sit, and everything in between. The gluteus really is the maximus! This funny, sweet, and commercial picture book celebrates one of our most useful (and hilarious) body parts, and is sure to become a favorite read-aloud for children and parents alike.
Does A Bulldozer Have A Butt
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Author : Derick Wilder
language : en
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Release Date : 2022-05-24
Does A Bulldozer Have A Butt written by Derick Wilder and has been published by Chronicle Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2022-05-24 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
Green Eggs and Ham meets Everyone Poops in this laugh-out-loud story that asks—and answers—the burning question in every kid's life. Does a scarecrow have a butt? Yep, you stuff him with a straw one. And does a crayon have a butt? Nope, but it can surely draw one. This silly, funny, clever book will be the most quoted text in all of elementary school. Over the course of a long walk across a city, one curious kid needs to know: "Does it have a butt?" Everything from sheep to ghosts to dinosaurs is subjected to this all-important question, and Dad is a never-ending source of answers. On a laugh-out-loud father-child ramble, we come to see that every butt, from a bullfrog's to a zombie's, has its own distinctive, and distinctively hilarious, quality. LAUGH-OUT-LOUD FUNNY: It's impossible to find a kid who doesn't giggle at the word "butt." The repetition of the word, the varied assortment of butts, and the clever rhymes make this a book that both parents and children will return to over and over again. A SNEAKY WAY TO TEACH ABOUT CONTEXT: The book isn't simply a repetition of one joke or word. Instead, it offers a crafty way of talking about what things mean in different contexts. SILLY AND SWEET, NOT GROSS: Butt jokes can potentially cross a line and become offensive or insensitive, but the tone and choices throughout this book are sweet and innocent, making it a unique, accessible option for parents and educators who want to normalize the asking of difficult questions. COUNT THE BUTTS! This book will change how you see the world: Not only will you start wondering about all inanimate objects' butts, you'll start seeing them everywhere! There are nearly 200 butts in the illustrations that aren't even mentioned in the text. Keen-eyed young readers will delight in the most hilarious seek-and-find they could ever imagine! Perfect for: • Parents • Grandparents • Educators and librarians • Fans of funny books
Everyone Has A Butt
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Author : K. Pearce
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2018-11-26
Everyone Has A Butt written by K. Pearce and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2018-11-26 with categories.
This hilarious book starts at the end. The rear end that is. Everyone has a butt is all about butts. It answers all those nagging questions you've always had about butts. How many ways can you say butt? What is the purpose of a butt? Are there different kinds of butts?
I Need A New Bum
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Author : Dawn McMillan
language : en
Publisher: Oratia Media Ltd
Release Date : 2012-09-03T00:00:00Z
I Need A New Bum written by Dawn McMillan and has been published by Oratia Media Ltd this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-09-03T00:00:00Z with Fiction categories.
I need a new bum! Mine's got a crack. I can see in the mirror a crack in the back. What to do when you need a new bum? Should you get one that's blue or yellow spotted? A Chevy bum, a rocket bum that's all fire and thrust, or a robo-bum? The options are endless - but wait, Dad's bum crack is showing too? Maybe this is contagious.
Don T Feed The Coos
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Author : Jonathan Stutzman
language : en
Publisher: Henry Holt and Company (BYR)
Release Date : 2020-02-25
Don T Feed The Coos written by Jonathan Stutzman and has been published by Henry Holt and Company (BYR) this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-02-25 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
The dynamic team behind Llama Destroys the World returns with a laugh-out-loud tale about the dangers...of feeding pigeons! When you see a coo, you will be tempted to give it a treat. Coos are adorable, peaceful, kind of silly. But DON'T FEED THE COO! If you feed one, they will ALL come... So begins Don't Feed the Coos, a cautionary tale that details the fallout when a little girl decides to share some bread with a coo (aka pigeon). From the park to home to the arcade to karate practice, the coos follow the generous-but-foolish girl who didn’t heed the warning. Because when you give a coo a crumb...the entire population of coos will come! But fret not: our spunky little heroine will discover that even the biggest of problems can be solved with a little determination. In the grand tradition of If You Give a Mouse a Cookie, Don't Feed the Coos reminds us that the most disastrous of reactions can come from the most innocent of actions. Jonathan Stutzman and Heather Fox deliver another ridiculous and hilarious story, sure to delight fans of The Bad Seed and I Want My Hat Back.
The Butt Book
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Author : Artie Bennett
language : en
Publisher: Bloomsbury USA Childrens
Release Date : 2010-01-01
The Butt Book written by Artie Bennett and has been published by Bloomsbury USA Childrens this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2010-01-01 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
Tall butts, short butts, round butts, flat butts. Butts on mummies and butts on mommies. Butts on giraffes and elephants and dogs and... FISH? Yes, even fish butts are celebrated in this tribute to backsides, rumps, tushies, keisters, heinies, and derrieres. Dozens of funny rhymes and pages of laugh-out-loud pictures pay homage to a body part that keeps kids and grown-ups giggling with glee. Bottoms up!
Llama Destroys The World
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Author : Jonathan Stutzman
language : en
Publisher: Penguin UK
Release Date : 2019-09-05
Llama Destroys The World written by Jonathan Stutzman and has been published by Penguin UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019-09-05 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
Meet Llama, a true hero for the ages, who has most definitely driven a bus and who loves cake way more than you. On Monday, Llama discovers a pile of cake, which he promptly eats. On Tuesday, Llama squeezes into his dancing trousers, which he promptly rips. The force of the rip creates a black hole (naturally). By Friday, Llama will (indirectly) destroy the world. In their debut picture book, author/illustrator team Jonathan Stutzman and Heather Fox introduce young readers to the hilarious, the oblivious, the apocalyptically adorable Llama. So grab some cake and prepare to dance . . . because the time for Llama is nigh!
Do Queens Have Butts
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Author : Shannon Jett
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2020-06-02
Do Queens Have Butts written by Shannon Jett and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-06-02 with Juvenile Nonfiction categories.
★ Get ready for giggles! ★ The silliest (and cutest) questions that have actually been asked by kids are finally answered! In this hilarious book of factual nonsense, the thought provoking questions that kids ask (and want answers to) are given center stage. What are the things kids REALLY want to know about? What scares them or just doesn't make sense? There's nothing like the imagination of children. But be warned! Farts, butts, and poo are involved. These are real questions asked by real kids...so OF COURSE THEY ARE! My dreams are so crazy! What do they mean? Could a snake REALLY bite me on the butt from the toilet? Why do I have two eyes if I only see one thing? If a cat had pockets, what would you find in there? Who in the world invented homework? Were they the worst inventor ever? If you drink while peeing...will you just keep peeing until you stop drinking? Are adults really that smart The answers to these questions and more are explored with fun illustrations and rhyme. This book is a guaranteed crowd pleaser and sure to lead to lots of silly giggles! This book is dedicated to the curiosity of children everywhere and the exciting (and sometimes silly) exploration of the world around us. Makes a GREAT gift for the curious, funny kid in your life!
Cat Butt Cat Butt Everywhere Coloring Book For Adults
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Author : Matt Prometeo
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2020-11-06
Cat Butt Cat Butt Everywhere Coloring Book For Adults written by Matt Prometeo and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-11-06 with categories.
Very simple but also very funny coloring and activity book with cat butts. Be careful! Some of the jokes are really crazy! What's inside? Mandalas, comics, funny fake covers and activities like: search words and spot the difference! Super fun! Get yours now and enjoy coloring butts!
Animals Brag About Their Bottoms
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Author : Maki Saito
language : en
Publisher: Greystone Books Ltd
Release Date : 2020-09-29
Animals Brag About Their Bottoms written by Maki Saito and has been published by Greystone Books Ltd this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-09-29 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
For fans of Taro Gomi’s Everyone Poops and Matthew Van Fleet’s Tails, this cheeky, whimsical picture book for ages 3-7 inspires self-love and body positivity, plus a whole lot of laughter and fun! All bottoms are wonderful! Don’t you agree? Each animal in this adorable book has a different reason for loving their behind—from cute and round to fashionable and striped! Talented illustrator Maki Saito makes kids laugh out loud with playful illustrations of the backsides of hippos, zebras, pandas, mandrills, and more of our favorite animals. Her traditional Japanese art techniques add a sophisticated, beautiful feel to a book about … animal butts! Kids will love reading along to this wonderfully silly and unusually empowering book. “In Saito’s delicate renderings, each bottom is distinct and, yes, beautiful.” —Kirkus