Chuck Norris Vs Mr T
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Chuck Norris Vs Mr T
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Author : Ian Spector
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2008
Chuck Norris Vs Mr T written by Ian Spector and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2008 with categories.
A collection of four hundred humorous "facts" about American martial artist and actor Chuck Norris and television star Mr. T.
Chuck Norris Cannot Be Stopped
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Author : Ian Spector
language : en
Publisher: Penguin
Release Date : 2010-05-04
Chuck Norris Cannot Be Stopped written by Ian Spector and has been published by Penguin this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2010-05-04 with Humor categories.
The Legend of Chuck Norris Lives On After the deadly duo of The Truth About Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris vs. Mr. T roundhouse-kicked bestseller lists, Ian Spector returns to complete the thrillogy that has become just as unstoppable, herculean, and legendary as Chuck Norris himself. Chuck Norris Cannot Be Stopped reveals 400 all-new facts about the roughest, toughest, and buffest man to ever stalk the face of the Earth. This third testament about the master of macho manliness uncovers such unknown facts as: *Jesus follows Chuck Norris on Twitter. *The reason we haven't found Osama Bin Laden is because Chuck Norris found him first. *When Chuck Norris tells time, time obeys. *A solar eclipse is the sun's attempt to hide from Chuck Norris. *Someone once put Chuck Norris on hold. That's where the term choke-hold comes from. *A man once broke every bone in his body to avoid Chuck Norris doing it for him. Brimming with brawn and full of fortitude, Chuck Norris Cannot Be Stopped contains everything you ever wanted to know about Chuck Norris but were too terrified to ask.
The Truth About Chuck Norris
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Author : Ian Spector
language : en
Publisher: Penguin
Release Date : 2007-11-29
The Truth About Chuck Norris written by Ian Spector and has been published by Penguin this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2007-11-29 with Humor categories.
The lowdown on the toughest, sexiest, and beardiest man to ever stalk the earth Since its emergence from the bowels of the internet, the Chuck Norris Fact has roundhouse kicked its way into the world’s consciousness with all the vim and verve of its namesake. Singing the praises of his unequaled toughness, his mighty kicking feet, his indestructible beard, his frightening virility, and his ability to stop time by thinking about pineapples, The Truth About Chuck Norris is the one book brave enough to go behind the beard and reveal the real Chuck. Ian Spector, webmaster of the site which started the meme and survivor of a real-life encounter with Chuck himself, has selected the 400 most kick-ass facts from his library of thousands, as well as illustrations as awesome as the man himself. This death-defying volume includes such awe-inspiring observations as: • A cobra once bit Chuck Norris’s leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died. • Chuck Norris can charge a cell phone by rubbing it against his beard. • When an episode of “Walker, Texas Ranger” aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side. • Chuck Norris was the first person to tame a dinosaur. • Chuck Norris once visited The Virgin Islands. Afterward, they were renamed The Islands. • Every piece of furniture in Chuck Norris’s house is a Total Gym. A must-have paean to the archetypical American male and a bible of all things Chuck, The Truth About Chuck Norris is easily the most important book of all time. AN UNAUTHORIZED PARODY
Chuck Norris Longer And Harder
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Author : Ian Spector
language : en
Publisher: Penguin
Release Date : 2012-11-06
Chuck Norris Longer And Harder written by Ian Spector and has been published by Penguin this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-11-06 with Humor categories.
The ultimate collection of 1,500 facts about the world’s toughest and most awesome man. Finally, the wait is over. The most comprehensive collection of Chuck Norris facts from the New York Times bestselling series by Ian Spector is ready to blow your mind. Only the manliest of men will be able to handle this bind-up of The Truth About Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris vs. Mr. T, Chuck Norris Cannot Be Stopped, The Last Stand of Chuck Norris, and over one hundred new facts. There is nowhere to run, nowhere to hide from these 1,500 facts about the man so powerful we quake when uttering his name: Chuck Norris.
The Last Stand Of Chuck Norris
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Author : Ian Spector
language : en
Publisher: Penguin
Release Date : 2011-05-03
The Last Stand Of Chuck Norris written by Ian Spector and has been published by Penguin this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2011-05-03 with Humor categories.
The reign of terror continues...Chuck Norris is back in the New York Times bestselling humor series. Just when you thought it was safe to read, Chuck Norris is back with another roundhouse kick to the face. Fans of this bestselling series will rejoice at this newest addition to the hilarious anthology. The Last Stand of Chuck Norris contains 400 all-new, kick-ass facts about the book's indomitable namesake, including: ? Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun. ? When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways. ? Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He pushes the world down. ? Chuck Norris doesn't need a Twitter account. He is already following you. ? Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.
Chuck Norris Vs Mr T
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Author : Ian Spector
language : en
Publisher: Penguin
Release Date : 2008-11-25
Chuck Norris Vs Mr T written by Ian Spector and has been published by Penguin this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2008-11-25 with Humor categories.
In November 2007, Gotham Books unleashed The Truth about Chuck Norris upon the world and changed publishing forever. Containing 400 farcical facts about pop culture icon Chuck Norris, the book burned through thirteen printings, roundhouse kicked the New York Times bestseller list, and left readers delighted (and a little bit terrified).... Now Ian Spector has returned to his voluminous vault to bring readers 200 new Chuck Norris facts alongside 200 facts about his longtime antagonist Mr. T, in a battle that pits foot against fist, beard against mohawk, and Delta Force against A-Team. Included in this fearsome tome are such startling observations as: ? There is nothing to fear but fear itself, and fear itself fears Chuck Norris. ? King Kong once challenged Godzilla to an arm-wrestling match. Mr. T won. ? The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris. ? The last man to make eye contact with Mr. T was Stevie Wonder. ? Chuck Norris is a man?s man?s man. ? Mr. T once beat a man to death with his own corpse. A hilarious tribute to two of the greatest humans who have ever lived, Chuck Norris vs Mr. T is the one book that can finally reveal what happens when an irresistible force meets an immovable object.
The Good The Bad And The Deadly
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Author : Ian Spector
language : en
Publisher: Gotham
Release Date : 2010-11-02
The Good The Bad And The Deadly written by Ian Spector and has been published by Gotham this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2010-11-02 with American wit and humor categories.
Ian Spector first launched 'Chuck Norris Facts' on the internet back in 2003. Purporting to be a 'random fact generator' about the tough action movie star, the humour site quickly became a web sensation and spawned three bestselling books. Now, The Good, The Bad, and the Deadly brings all three books together in the roughest, buffest and soon-to-be bestselling-est box set ever. Complete with 1,200 facts and 60 illustrations about the meanest man to stalk the face of the earth, this badass thrillogy is the perfect gift for the countless mortals who worship Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris Longer Harder
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Author : Ian Spector
language : en
Publisher: Penguin Group Australia
Release Date : 2012-11-20
Chuck Norris Longer Harder written by Ian Spector and has been published by Penguin Group Australia this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-11-20 with Humor categories.
A concept so magnificent that mere mortals cannot fathom its depths is now a reality: the ultimate collection of facts about the world's most kick-ass man. Double up on birth control and locate your nearest bomb shelter for this epic collection of all Chuck Norris facts found in The Truth About Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris vs. Mr. T, Chuck Norris Cannot Be Stopped, The Last Stand of Chuck Norris, on the walls of the Great Pyramid of Giza, in the unpublished works of Shakespeare, and at the bottom of the Mariana Trench. This volume includes one hundred Chuck facts that human eyes have never seen and more roundhouse kicks than the Bible. This massive bulging volume throbs with 1,500 pieces of truth about the world's deadliest, sexiest, and beardiest man such as: Chuck Norris once ran for Senate in Texas and won both seats. Bigfoot is a piece of Chuck Norris's beard that gained sentience and escaped. Work records are just things that Chuck Norris has not yet attempted. Chuck Norris can create enough wind power with one roundhouse kick power Sri Lanka for forty days. The 2011 Tea Party Convention was held entirely within Chuck Norris's beard. If you hold Chuck Norris's cowboys boot to your ear, you can hear the riff from 'Rock You Like a Hurricane.' Chuck Norris is where babies come from. The most important historical document since the Magna Carta, Longer and Harder is the only fitting paean to the man whose name we quake to speak: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris
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Author : Dave Smeads
language : en
Publisher: The Rosen Publishing Group, Inc
Release Date : 2001-12-15
Chuck Norris written by Dave Smeads and has been published by The Rosen Publishing Group, Inc this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2001-12-15 with Biography & Autobiography categories.
Discusses the life and career of Norris.
The Official Chuck Norris Fact Book
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Author : Chuck Norris
language : en
Publisher: Tyndale House Publishers, Inc.
Release Date : 2009
The Official Chuck Norris Fact Book written by Chuck Norris and has been published by Tyndale House Publishers, Inc. this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2009 with Biography & Autobiography categories.
For the first time, Norris gives readers not only his favorite "facts about himself, but also the stories behind the facts and the code by which he lives his life.