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Author : Scott McClanahan
language : de
Publisher: ars vivendi Verlag
Release Date : 2021-05-31
Crap Ebook written by Scott McClanahan and has been published by ars vivendi Verlag this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2021-05-31 with Fiction categories.
Nach dem Erfolg von "Sarah": Scott McClanahan über sein Aufwachsen im ländlichen West Virginia in der Übersetzung von Clemens J. Setz Scott McClanahan traut sich, wozu die wenigsten von uns in der Lage sind. Er schaut das Leben an, als das, was es ist: herzzerreißend tragisch und herzzerbrechend schön, voller Krankheit, Freude, Tod, Groteske, Begeisterung und Liebe. Über seine Romane und Erzählungen lässt sich auch herrlich streiten; man kann sie repetitiv, naiv, zu simpel, weinerlich, infantil finden; dabei trifft er den Kern: den Mensch mit all seinen Fehlern und in seinem göttlichen Glanz. In Crap erzählt er von (s)einer Kindheit in West Virginia, von struktureller Armut und Grubenunglücken, die ganze Ortschaften ausgelöscht haben, er erzählt von Grandma Ruby, Onkel Nathan und den anderen Durchgeknallten im McClanahan-Clan, von der amerikanischen Jugend und davon, wie Naked Joe zu seinem Namen gekommen ist. Bei ars vivendi erschien 2020 bereits "Sarah" von Scott McClanahan, ebenfalls in der Übersetzung von Clemens J. Setz.
Oh Crap Potty Training
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Author : Jamie Glowacki
language : en
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Release Date : 2015-06-16
Oh Crap Potty Training written by Jamie Glowacki and has been published by Simon and Schuster this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2015-06-16 with Family & Relationships categories.
From potty-training expert and social worker Jamie Glowacki, who’s already helped over half a million families successfully toilet train their preschoolers, comes a newly revised and updated guide that’s “straight-up, parent-tested, and funny to boot” (Amber Dusick, author of Parenting: Illustrated with Crappy Pictures). Worried about potty training? Let Jamie Glowacki, potty-training expert, show you how it’s done. Her six-step, proven process to get your toddler out of diapers and onto the toilet has already worked for tens of thousands of kids and their parents. Here’s the good news: your child is probably ready to be potty trained EARLIER than you think (ideally, between 20–30 months), and it can be done FASTER than you expect (most kids get the basics in a few days—but Jamie’s got you covered even if it takes a little longer). If you’ve ever said to yourself: -How do I know if my kid is ready? -Why won’t my child poop in the potty? -How do I avoid “potty power struggles”? -How can I get their daycare provider on board? -My kid was doing so well—why is he regressing? -And what about nighttime?! Oh Crap! Potty Training can solve all of these (and other) common issues. This isn’t theory, you’re not bribing with candy, and there are no gimmicks. This is real-world, from-the-trenches potty training information—all the questions and all the answers you need to do it once and be done with diapers for good.
Oh Crap I Have A Toddler
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Author : Jamie Glowacki
language : en
Publisher: Gallery Books
Release Date : 2019-06-04
Oh Crap I Have A Toddler written by Jamie Glowacki and has been published by Gallery Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019-06-04 with Family & Relationships categories.
Real-world, from-the-trenches toddler parenting advice from the author of the bestselling Oh Crap! Potty Training. Toddlers—commonly defined as children aged between two and five years old—can be a horribly misunderstood bunch. What most parents view as bad behavior is in fact just curious behavior. Toddlerdom is the age of individuation, seeking control, and above all, learning how the world works. But this misunderstanding between parents and child can lead to power struggles, tantrums, and even diminished growth and creativity. The recent push of early intellectualism coupled with a desire to “make childhood magical” has created a strange paradox—we have three-year-olds with math and Mandarin tutors who don’t know how to dress themselves and are sitting in their own poop. We are pushing the toddler mind beyond its limit but simultaneously keeping them far below their own natural capabilities. In the frank, funny, and totally authentic Oh Crap! I Have a Toddler, social worker Jamie Glowacki helps parents work through what she considers the five essential components of raising toddlers: —Engaging the toddler mind —Working with the toddler body —Understanding and dealing with the toddler behavior —Creating a good toddler environment —You, the parent Oh Crap! I Have a Toddler is about doing more with less—and bringing real childhood back from the brink of over-scheduled, over-stimulated, helicopter parenting. With her signature down-and-dirty, friend-to-friend advice, Jamie is here to help you experience the joy of parenting again and giving your child—and yourself—the freedom to let them grow at their own pace and become who they are.
Little Book Of Crap
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Author : Random House
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 1999-12-01
Little Book Of Crap written by Random House and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1999-12-01 with categories.
Crap Taxidermy
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Author : Kat Su
language : en
Publisher: Hachette UK
Release Date : 2014-08-28
Crap Taxidermy written by Kat Su and has been published by Hachette UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-08-28 with Humor categories.
You won't know whether to laugh or cry at these spectacularly bad attempts at taxidermy, brought to you courtesy of the hit website crappytaxidermy.com. The site's plethora of bad taxidermy examples - including a squirrel riding a rattlesnake like a cowboy, and various anatomically imaginative renderings of all creatures great and small - have proved hugely popular. Here the very best of the worst stuffed animals are brought together in one full-colour volume; with additional features including a DIY 'Stuff Your Own Mouse' lesson, and an author's introduction to the craze for getting stuffed.
Ebook Urban Youth And Schooling
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Author : Louise Archer
language : en
Publisher: McGraw-Hill Education (UK)
Release Date : 2010-05-16
Ebook Urban Youth And Schooling written by Louise Archer and has been published by McGraw-Hill Education (UK) this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2010-05-16 with Education categories.
How can we understand the educational disengagement of urban, working-class young people? What role do schools and education policies play in these young people’s difficult relationships with education? How might schools help to support and engage urban youth? This book critically engages with contemporary notions of 'at risk' youth. It explores the complexity of urban young people's relationships with education and schooling and discusses strategies for addressing these issues. Drawing on a two year study of urban 14-16 year olds, educational professionals and parents, the book focuses in depth on the views and experiences of ethnically diverse young Londoners who had been identified by their schools as 'at risk of dropping out of education' and as 'unlikely to progress into post-16 education'. It provides an informative and accessible overview of the key issues, debates and theoretical frameworks. It is important reading for school leaders, teachers and learning support assistants as well as trainee teachers and educational researchers.
We Witches Three The Complete Series
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Author : Humphrey Quinn
language : en
Publisher: Rachel Humphrey - D'aigle
Release Date : 2021-01-12
We Witches Three The Complete Series written by Humphrey Quinn and has been published by Rachel Humphrey - D'aigle this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2021-01-12 with Young Adult Fiction categories.
The Rules of Being a Howard Witch: Bring new witches into the world to replenish the bloodline. Don't expect to live long enough to meet your grandchildren. And now, our parents are dead and we're the last three witches who can keep the family legacy alive. Only, I've been bitten by a werewolf so falling for a human is too dangerous. My younger brother's plans don't include being a witch—he wants a life without magic. And our little sister can't even leave the house without having a panic attack and is not-so-secretly crushing on our longtime family ally, a vampire who's sworn off love altogether. So, no pressure or anything. And like we need more problems - the body of a dead tourist has been found and the murder linked to a beloved and deceased family member. We must now embark on a supernatural mission to prove their innocence... or their guilt. This is going to require a trip to the café for a serious amount of coffee and the latest in local gossip, plus a whole heck of a lot of wicked good magic... ** We Witches Three is the YA Edition of Demon Isle Witches! (See the Wicked Good Witches series for the doors wide open edition). The Complete Series: 2400 Pages / 635,000 Words Isle of Bones Isle of Wolves Isle of Echoes Isle of Souls Isle of Tricks Isle of Flames Isle of Ashes Isle of Shadows Isle of Truth Isle of Vessels Isle of Judgement Isle of Magic Isle of Promise Isle of Dawning
Crap At My Parents House
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Author : Joel Dovev
language : en
Publisher: ABRAMS
Release Date : 2011-09-02
Crap At My Parents House written by Joel Dovev and has been published by ABRAMS this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2011-09-02 with Humor categories.
An illustrated celebration of the trinkets and tchotchkes that accumulate over a lifetime—and turn ordinary family homes into weird museums . . . Deer-hoof bottle openers. Grizzly bear toilet paper holders. A copy of Sports Illustrated from 1983 with Hulk Hogan on the cover. You never know what you might find lurking at your parents’ house. Standup comic and blogger Joel Dovev has made it his personal quest to compile a catalog of the useless, tacky, and utterly bizarre items that moms and dads not only acquire in the first place, but refuse to throw out, all for reasons unbeknownst to their kids. If you’ve ever helped with cleaning and organizing efforts—or just opened up a junk drawer or a box in the basement during a visit home—you’re sure to recognize the feeling of stumbling across treasures such as these and asking yourself, “Why?” Packed with photos and humorous observations, Crap at My Parents’ House is a very special journey sure to provoke a mixture of tender nostalgia . . . and head-shaking bafflement.
Organize This Practical Tips Green Ideas And Ruminations About Your Crap
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Author : Vali G. Heist
language : en
Publisher: Vali G Heist
Release Date : 2012-04-24
Organize This Practical Tips Green Ideas And Ruminations About Your Crap written by Vali G. Heist and has been published by Vali G Heist this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-04-24 with Self-Help categories.
Vali G. Heist began organizing at the age of five while cleaning up her room with her older sister. She started her professional organizing business after years of being asked to organize the homes of her family and friends. Organize This! Practical Tips, Green Ideas, and Ruminations about your CRAP began as a collection of the organizing columns she wrote for a local newspaper. CRAP is Vali’s acronym that means Clutter that Robs Anyone of Pleasure. The book includes numerous tips on how to organize, green ways to recycle unwanted CRAP, success stories from clients, and further ruminations about CRAP. Vali helps her readers explore why they have so much CRAP in their homes, why they don’t throw it out, and why they don’t want to deal with it. She helps the reader answer those questions and provides practical, easy tips to organize their homes and help them live the life they really want. In addition, her book is chock-full of organizing resources, is fun to read, and makes a great gift for the organized person as well as the organizationally-challenged. Vali’s insight helps readers learn the difference between belongings and CRAP and empowers them to discover that less is more. Her book also proposes how to live a more ‘green’ life and help save the planet in the process. Her passion is to find simple, easy to implement ways to organize life at home and at work and pass them on to her readers. Bob Rios, of Bob Rios Visual Strategies, created unique cartoons for the book to illustrate the dilemmas many readers face as they organize and unclutter their lives. Bob is a graphic designer, website developer and of course a talented illustrator, who lives in Lebanon, Pennsylvania with his wife and five children. Bob uses his creativity and design expertise to further the business goals of his clients. Through consultation and conversation, he gathers content, colors, type, illustrations, and shapes to capture and convey a company’s message. You’ll find his self-portrait on page 99 of the book! Donna Smallin, Certified Professional Organizer and author of Organizing Plain & Simple and several other books on organization describes Vali’s book as “Simultaneously witty and practical, Organize This! is the intelligent person’s guide to a simpler, more organized life.” Look for Donna’s latest eBook entitled How to Declutter and Make Money Now! by Donna Smallin Kuper. Chris Crouch is president and founder of DME Training and Consulting, author of several books on improving productivity and developer of the GO System training course. He describes Vali’s book: “Stuff, or as Vali calls it, CRAP, can and will easily find its way into your life. The challenge is to limit the inflow and purge the unnecessary items that somehow remain stuck in your environment. Vali's insightful book will help you accomplish those two life-changing goals.” Chris continues to research and study both the mental and physical aspects of living a more joyful and productive life and pass them on to his readers. Debbie Lillard, Certified Professional Organizer and author of Absolutely Organize Your Family and Absolutely Organized: A Mom’s Guide describes Vali’s book: “Vali writes with an environmentally responsible attitude towards ridding the world of CRAP. She understands the causes of disorganization, leaves judgment at the doorstep, and jumps right in to tackle the problems. Her resources are valuable – this is a book you’ll want to recycle and reuse again and again.” Debbie owns an organizing business in Broomall, Pennsylvania and shares her expert advice on various media channels. Vali wants readers to know that the goal of organizing isn’t to have a perfect, ‘Better Homes and Garden’ house (hers isn’t!), but rather to provide order to enjoy the space you have, handle the tough times with grace, and aspire to live the best life possible!
Crapitalism
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Author : Jason Mattera
language : en
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Release Date : 2014-10-07
Crapitalism written by Jason Mattera and has been published by Simon and Schuster this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-10-07 with Political Science categories.
New York Times bestselling author and ambush journalist Jason Mattera sets his sights on his next big target: crony liberals, including Al Gore, Carlos Slim, Harry Reid, and Jay Z, whose riches come at taxpayer expense. From billionaire business tycoons like George Soros and Warren Buffett to movie industry moguls like Jeffrey Katzenberg and Stephen Spielberg, American liberals are using government breaks and shortcuts to pervert the free market. These “rich bastards” leverage crony connections to bag millions for phony “green companies” that go bust, vacuum public coffers to build glitzy stadiums, utilize little-known tax loopholes to loot $1.5 billion for Hollywood movies, and more. They use government to rig the game in their favor and leave taxpayers holding the bill. And when government gets in the business of picking winners and losers through bailouts and tax breaks, free market competition begins to atrophy. That’s what big government leftists—and corporate Republicans-in-name-only—want to happen. In this explosive, funny-as-hell investigative exposé, Matterareveals the infuriating schemes that result when the filthy rich combine cronyism and capitalism. Crapitalism pulls back the curtain on a cast of cronyites who make millions taking advantage of taxpayers—and still brag about how they’re looking out for the little guy.