Cruise Confidential
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Cruise Confidential
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Author : Brian David Bruns
language : en
Publisher: ReadHowYouWant.com
Release Date : 2010-09
Cruise Confidential written by Brian David Bruns and has been published by ReadHowYouWant.com this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2010-09 with Humor categories.
In Cruise Confidential, Brian David Bruns spills the dirt - or in this case, the dirty water - on those romantic, fun-filled vacations at sea. His hilarious chronicle of the year he spent working for Carnival Cruise Lines takes readers down into the areas where the crew works and lives, leaving readers gasping with laughter as they're assaulted nonstop with events that range from the absurd to the utterly bizarre. Stewards fighting over food. Cutlery allowances and other nonsensical rules. What the crew calls those onboard (no, it's not ''passengers''). And of course, the sex. An abundance of ready, willing, and able bodies eager for action on a vessel replete with nooks and crannies leads to love in some mighty strange, and seemingly impossible, places. Breezy, entertaining, and informative, Cruise Confidential is essential reading for those planning a cruise or for anyone who just needs a good laugh.
Cruise Confidential
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Author : Brian David Bruns
language : en
Publisher: Travelers' Tales
Release Date : 2009-03-01
Cruise Confidential written by Brian David Bruns and has been published by Travelers' Tales this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2009-03-01 with Humor categories.
In Cruise Confidential, Brian David Bruns spills the dirt — or in this case, the dirty water — on those romantic, fun-filled vacations at sea. His hilarious chronicle of the year he spent working for Carnival Cruise Lines takes readers down into the areas where the crew works and lives, leaving readers gasping with laughter as they’re assaulted nonstop with events that range from the absurd to the utterly bizarre. Stewards fighting over food. Cutlery allowances and other nonsensical rules. What the crew calls those onboard (no, it’s not “passengers”). And of course, the sex. An abundance of ready, willing, and able bodies eager for action on a vessel replete with nooks and crannies leads to love in some mighty strange, and seemingly impossible, places. Breezy, entertaining, and informative, Cruise Confidential is essential reading for those planning a cruise or for anyone who just needs a good laugh.
Ship For Brains
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Author : Brian David Bruns
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2017-08-12
Ship For Brains written by Brian David Bruns and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2017-08-12 with Cruise ships categories.
In his bestselling debut tell-all Cruise Confidential, cruise ship insider Brian David Bruns revealed why he was the only American in Carnival Cruise Lines history to complete a full eight-month contract in their restaurants. Returning with his award-winning wit and delightfully candid narrative voice, Brian brings us the first and only expose of art auctioneering on the mighty liners, where the tenet of "what happens at sea, stays at sea" has always been observed - until now. Literary Awards FOREWORD AWARDS Humor Book of the Year: Finalist London Book Festival: Bronze Winner New York Book Festival: Finalist San Francisco Book Festival: Finalist ˃˃˃ Cruise Confidential, Book 2: Ship for Brains takes on cruise ship art auctioneers, a society brimming with odd personalities drawn to the stress and isolation that invariably lead to alcohol and a Hell-may-care attitude. Willingly giving up home and family in favor of high-paced, crushing sales goals demanded while port-hopping from nation to nation, art auctioneers are undermined by the lash of tyrannical ship officers, unforgiving gallery managers, hyena-like trainers, and a skeptical public. The burn-out rate is phenomenal""but when it works, you are king of the world. Brian's true-life struggle turns both harrowing and hilarious when goaded by the lecherous but mighty auctioneer Bill Shatner, and he must navigate sexy dancers and their all-to-intimate cliques, the slapstick schemes of his mentors, and the seduction of success, all while staying true to his girl and himself. We are transported from the Caribbean to the Pacific and Costa Rica to Transylvania as our likable guide vividly describes his many misadventures, triumphs, flirtations, and, above all, his amusing and astute insights into human nature. ˃˃˃ Midwest Book Review: With a grand dose of humor and a good dose of memoir, Ship for Brains is a fine pick, not to be missed. Scroll up and get your behind-the-scenes fun today.
High Seas Drifter
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Author : Brian David Bruns
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2017-08-10
High Seas Drifter written by Brian David Bruns and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2017-08-10 with Cruise ships categories.
The surprise ending to the Cruise Confidential series! An epic sail into the sunset. Romance. Discovery. Lawsuits. Over one fascinating year on the world's largest sailing vessel, Brian finally finds a ship of his own. He'd become part of a ship family, one with a wildly diverse group of not-so-kindred spirits, from ship photographer to chief officer. Plying the Mediterranean was the highlight of four years at sea - and the end. It wasn't the betrayal that bothered him so much, but the lawsuits. High Seas Drifter, the fourth and final chapter in Bruns' critically acclaimed Cruise Confidential series, is the most adventurous, enlightening, maddening, and hilarious of them all. The most award-winning cruise series ever: Cruise Confidential Ship for Brains Unsinkable Mister Brown High Seas Drifter ˃˃˃ One year in the Med on the world's largest sailing vessel. High Seas Drifter isn't a hazy, drunken afternoon at Carlos & Charlie's in Cozumel. Discover ports grander than anything your imagination can conjure from Portugal, Spain, Morocco, France, Monaco, Italy, Malta, Tunisia, Croatia, and Greece. The world is a book, and the Caribbean is only the first page! ˃˃˃ "This man has seen it all" - ABC's 20/20 See why Cruise Confidential author B.D. Bruns is the only cruise writer to be featured on 20/20 - twice! Scroll up to grab a copy today.
Unsinkable Mister Brown
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Author : Brian David Bruns
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2017-08-11
Unsinkable Mister Brown written by Brian David Bruns and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2017-08-11 with categories.
The most critically acclaimed cruise book of all time! The full, uncompromising and surprising story of Bianca is revealed. A surprise, whirlwind romance in Romania leads Brian to chase the woman who turned his world upside down. He becomes a cruise ship waiter, an arduous existence that Bianca has born for years. The grueling hours leave them little time together, and he quickly learns that she becomes a different person at sea. With a candid, no-muss style, Bruns shows just how smitten he and Bianca are with one another, though they're not without their jokes and stubborn streaks. Beneath the playful jabs and willful tempers is a force of gravity that binds them, even when the waves get rough. But the longer he remains on the ships, the more he begins to wonder if any couple can transcend the strains of a water-logged existence. International Literary Award-Winning TRUE Romance: ForeWord Awards, HUMOR BOOK OF THE YEAR, finalist ForeWord Awards, TRAVEL/ESSAY BOOK OF THE YEAR, finalist Paris Book Festival: Silver Medal Winner London Book Festival: Bronze Medal Winner Hollywood Book Festival: Bronze Medal Winner ˃˃˃ "Bruns doesn't hold back"�" Thomas Cook Magazine (UK) ˃˃˃ Praise for Bruns' Cruise Confidential series: Praise for Bruns' Cruise Confidential series: "I found it absolutely hilarious!" - Today Show "Cruise Confidential is a deliciously addictive read..." - Travel Channel "This man has seen it all!" - ABC's 20/20 "I couldn't put it down." - Chicago Sun-Times "This is a very funny, behind-the-scenes exploration of a cruise ship." - Booklist Scroll up and grab a copy today.
Cruise Line Confidential
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Author : James SPENCER
language : en
Publisher: Lulu.com
Release Date : 2010-01-11
Cruise Line Confidential written by James SPENCER and has been published by Lulu.com this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2010-01-11 with categories.
Want to know what really happens behind the door marked 'Private - crew members only'What do the crew get up to when they are off duty?What do they get up to when they are ON duty?What do they get up to with the passengers?How do they 'earn' their tips?For the first time it is all in print.The memoirs the cruise companies didn't want you to see!!!It is the personal memoir of my time working as a waiter on the S/S Oceanic which sailed from Cape Canaveral to The Bahamas. The waiters were the 'Kings' of the cruise ship. They worked hard, partied hardest, ate the best food, gambled the most, had the most sex and unlike rock stars we never took a day off to recover. Rehab for us was the next party! The best thing was the passengers never suspected a thing and they loved us!!!!!!
Berlitz Cruising And Cruise Ships 2020 Travel Guide Ebook
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Author : Berlitz
language : en
Publisher: Apa Publications (UK) Limited
Release Date : 2019-09-01
Berlitz Cruising And Cruise Ships 2020 Travel Guide Ebook written by Berlitz and has been published by Apa Publications (UK) Limited this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019-09-01 with Travel categories.
If you want a holiday that's hassle-free, virtually pre-paid, and that lets you see lots of places while only needing to pack and unpack once, then you should try a cruise. This best-selling book is the cruise industry bible: it gives you all the information you need to choose the right cruise for you. Meticulously updated every year by cruise expert Douglas Ward, it is divided into two main parts: the first helps you work out what you're looking for in a cruise holiday and how to find it; the lively text and colour photographs describe every aspect of life on board, including safety, the highs and lows of the cruise experience and how to save money. The second part contains unbiased reviews and fascinating detail of almost 300 ocean-going cruise vessels, and grades them on service, food, entertainment and facilities, using an internationally recognised ratings system.
Cruise Crazy
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Author : Bob Mick
language : en
Publisher: Capital Books
Release Date : 2007-11
Cruise Crazy written by Bob Mick and has been published by Capital Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2007-11 with Humor categories.
Dr. Kruz Nutty's laugh therapy for all Crazy Cruisers who HAVE to be afloat or sink in despair
The Truth About Cruise Ships
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Author : Jay Herring
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2011-12-01
The Truth About Cruise Ships written by Jay Herring and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2011-12-01 with Humor categories.
Author's hurricane and flooding video aired on national television by ABC's Nightline to 3.9 million people. A finalist in the Global eBook Awards, this is a behind-the-scenes look at cruise ships in a way that's never been done before. Some of the stories are shocking, some are enlightening, but most are just laugh-out-loud entertaining. This tour behind those "Crew Only" doors will reveal: - How romance on a cruise ship is unlike anywhere else - The insane things passengers do - Why alcohol is mandatory at sea - How nude cruises compare to Christian cruises - A first hand account of damage from getting caught in a hurricane Jay Herring was an American senior officer and one of the few who had physical access to the entire ship. He worked with every department and every senior officer, including the captain. His wife worked in the casino, and combined they worked for Carnival Cruise Lines for 10 years and sailed on over 503 cruises. If you've ever wondered what happens below deck on a cruise ship, then get ready to laugh through an experience unlike any other! . . Chapter 1 How Easy Is Romance on a Cruise Ship? I had been onboard my first ship for five days when I went to the crew bar and met a woman from Trinidad and Tobago. She was a black woman and she was overweight, maybe even a little flabby, but such a sweetheart. I saw her the next night in the crew bar and she looked upset so I went over and sat down. "What's wrong?" I asked. "I just had an argument with the chief purser," she said with her Caribbean accent. "That's too bad." "Yes, I do not get along with the pursers on this ship very well," she said, starting to tear up a little. "I do not have many friends onboard." Although I liked her, I could understand why others might shy away. She had slow, almost voodoo-like mannerisms that bordered on creepy. But she was so easy to talk to and, like me, perfectly content to sit and talk one on one. "So do you have a girlfriend?" she asked, changing the subject. "No." "Have you been with anyone on the ship yet?" "Nope. It's actually been twelve years since I slept with someone." "Come on now." "It's true." I said, and then told her why (more on that later). "Hmm. That's fascinating. You know, I used to sleep with a skinny white guy from England on my last ship. You remind me of him." "Oh, yeah?" "He and I had lots of fun, and I never left him unsatisfied. I may not look it, but I'm actually a really good lover." "You don't say." "I've been with lots of men in my day. I'm forty-one, after all. And in my years, I've learned exactly what men like and how to please them. And now"-she took a sip of her drink-"and now all the men I sleep with are extremely satisfied." I had always imagined athletic girls-especially flexible athletic girls-to be the best lovers. But this lady from Trinidad had me rethinking that assumption. Maybe it was just another one of the after effects of abstinence, but those voodoo mannerisms were now bordering on sensual. "Would you like to have sex with me?" she asked, taking another sip of her drink. "We could go to my cabin right now." Woodrow. I couldn't believe how quickly the opportunity had presented itself. "I might be interested in that." "Might?" "Yeah." "But not right now?" "Yeah, not just yet." "Okay, well, you think about it and I'll call you later this week." She got up and left me at the table, alone with my thoughts. My cabin phone rang at 8:00 p.m. two days later. "Hi, it's me," she said. "How are you?" "I'm good. How are you?" I responded. "Good, good. Are you ready to do what we talked about the other night?" she asked, wasting no time on idle chit-chat...
The Last Cruise
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Author : Kate Christensen
language : en
Publisher: Anchor
Release Date : 2018-07-10
The Last Cruise written by Kate Christensen and has been published by Anchor this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2018-07-10 with Fiction categories.
The 1950s ocean liner Queen Isabella is making her final voyage—a retro cruise from Long Beach to Hawaii and back—before heading to the scrapyard. For the guests on board, it’s a chance to experience a bygone era of decadent luxury, complete with fine dining, classic highballs, string quartets, and sophisticated jazz. Smoking is allowed but not cell phones—or children, for that matter. But this is the second decade of an uncertain new millennium, not the sunny, heedless mid-twentieth century, and certain disquieting signs of strife and malfunction above and below deck intrude on the festivities, throwing a trio of strangers together in an unexpected and startling test of character.