Dashiel Waitflaker A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Opera
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Dashiel Waitflaker A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Opera
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Author : AmandaLyn Donogal
language : en
Publisher: Writers AMuse Me e-Pub.
Release Date : 2011-05-04
Dashiel Waitflaker A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Opera written by AmandaLyn Donogal and has been published by Writers AMuse Me e-Pub. this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2011-05-04 with Fiction categories.
Settled in Mexico, their lottery winnings spent, Bambi and Dash are slinging beer at the Pink Pagoda Burrito Bar and Beer Haus to the usual crowd of banditos and drug dealers. When Bambi's biological clock gets the best of her, she puts the moves on a new gringo and takes him upstairs for some chaka chaka. After many shots of tequila, she wakes up to find her almost-lover, an undercover drug cop, dead in the bed, and a gun-toting dealer is there to make sure Bambi dies as well. Dash saves the day, the dealer is shot and the two take off on another adventure, starting with a short ride in a Thing, detouring through a convent, lying about Dash's upcoming opera performance, rubbing elbows in a downtown Puerto Vallarta gay disco, and crashing a funeral, all while Bambi is convinced she is now with child. When they find a bag full of money under the dock, they are sure they have hit pay dirt, but need a way to escape the city, the opes, the nuns and the drug dealers who are all looking for revenge. A rusted trawler awaits them, so with Adolf, Jeb, and Bambi's newest pet Pepe the pink lizard, they sneak on board and take off to see, bound for the sweet life in Hawaii.
Dashiel Waitflaker Deer Hunter
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Author : AmandaLyn Donogal
language : en
Publisher: Writers AMuse Me e-Pub.
Release Date : 2011-05-04
Dashiel Waitflaker Deer Hunter written by AmandaLyn Donogal and has been published by Writers AMuse Me e-Pub. this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2011-05-04 with Fiction categories.
It's a 'Thelma and Louise meets Pulp Fiction' encounter when fugitive Dashiel Waitflaker hitches a ride with truck driving Bambi and her pink teacup poodle, Adolf. From the moment Dash climbs into the hot pink eighteen-wheeler, the battle lines are drawn. When Bambi alters Dash's appearance to help keep him out of jail, there is no doubt these two are headed from one disaster to another. After accidently hitting a weigh scale officer in the head, then hearing on the news the officer was found dead, the two share fugitive status. Certain that the mounties are in hot pursuit, their relationship takes a number of turns for the worse. The purchase of a winning scratch-and-win lottery ticket creates more mutual distrust between the two, solved only by a marriage performed by Bambi's hot cross-dressing friend. An escape from the honeymoon suite in a police SWAT van, the purchase of an ingrate talking pink cockatoo and the need for the Jaws of Life to rescue Bambi from a Tim Horton's Drive-Thru lane interfere with their plans to leave Canada.
Dashiel Waitflaker
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Author : Amandalyn Donogal
language : en
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Release Date : 2011-05-01
Dashiel Waitflaker written by Amandalyn Donogal and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2011-05-01 with categories.