Date Like A Scoundrel 10 Things To Tell Ugly Chicks On A First Date
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Date Like A Scoundrel 10 Things To Tell Ugly Chicks On A First Date
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Author : Donald Rump
language : en
Publisher: Donald Rump
Release Date : 2016-08-16
Date Like A Scoundrel 10 Things To Tell Ugly Chicks On A First Date written by Donald Rump and has been published by Donald Rump this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-08-16 with Humor categories.
I’ve no idea what’s going in that pea-brained mind of yours. Perhaps it’s all that crack you’ve been smoking. Who knows? And who cares? You are a scoundrel after all, so it isn’t hard to see your angle. Now you’ve set your sites on the ugliest girl in the room, if not on earth. Even though you’ve set the bar low—way low—you’re not sure how to proceed. Perhaps you could use some advice before pissing your precious time and money away? Good, for I have just the thing for you. From one scoundrel to another… Approximately 11,000 words.
Pedo Flamb
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Author : Donald Rump
language : en
Publisher: Donald Rump
Release Date : 2019-02-02
Pedo Flamb written by Donald Rump and has been published by Donald Rump this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019-02-02 with Fiction categories.
When an old man hobbles into the Palazzio and demands his favorite dish, the peculiar Pedo Flambé, the wait staff isn't sure what to make of it. "I'm sorry, sir, but we don't have such a thing on our menu." His baby-faced waiter Zach Spitz frowns. "You sure about that?" The old man slaps down a $100 bill. "Of course, sir. Right away, sir!" Zach's manager snatches up the bill and runs back to the kitchen. Approximately 4,000 words.
Gastrointestinal Blues Epub
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Author : Donald Rump
language : en
Publisher: Donald Rump
Release Date : 2013-11-24
Gastrointestinal Blues Epub written by Donald Rump and has been published by Donald Rump this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-11-24 with Humor categories.
Since leaving his posh position at the Department of Motor Vehicles, Mackelroy Puggsley thought he\'d smelled the last psychotic fart that nearly killed him. But in his new role as a psychologist, he quickly realizes that the problem is more widespread than he thought. Will a crazed client and his two gassy brides prevent the old man from getting one last piece of nookie before he dies? Or will Mackelroy talk his way out of another hazardous situation and live to see another hair pie? For mature (and not so mature) audiences. Approximately 3,400 words in all.
Bottling Farts Inc Episode 3 Dismembered
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Author : Donald Rump
language : en
Publisher: Donald Rump
Release Date : 2014-11-22
Bottling Farts Inc Episode 3 Dismembered written by Donald Rump and has been published by Donald Rump this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-11-22 with Fiction categories.
THE F**KING IDIOT . . . Vlad Wieckowski has seen better days. With only the clothes on his back, he's out of money, out of luck, and out of gas. CONFRONTS THE EVIL PINT-SIZED BASTARD . . . That little sh*t Henry Winkle is at it again, and this time he's got warehouses full of toxic gas at his disposal. Can anyone stop his evil plot to gas the world? AND GETS F**KED OVER BY A MYSTERIOUS DIPSH*T AGENT . . . By his letter he is known. W. W for Wacky. W for Wicked. W for WTF?! WILL THE INDELIBLE SH*THEAD GET HIS REVENGE? Or is mankind totally f**ked? Dismembered is the third episode of an ongoing serial, created specifically for the Eight Hour Fiction Challenge. Each installment is approximately 3,000-4,000 words.
The 500 Question
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Author : Donald Rump
language : en
Publisher: Donald Rump
Release Date : 2014-01-06
The 500 Question written by Donald Rump and has been published by Donald Rump this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-01-06 with Fiction categories.
Perkins Deadwood can't believe his ears. His twelve-year-old son just asked for a pet fart for Christmas. And not just any fart, a Spanish fart. ¡Ay, caramba! Can the used car salesman talk his son out of it? Or is this Christmas going to really stink? For mature (and not so mature) audiences. Approximately 2,100 words.
The Hairiest Butt
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Author : Donald Rump
language : en
Publisher: Donald Rump
Release Date : 2019-05-06
The Hairiest Butt written by Donald Rump and has been published by Donald Rump this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019-05-06 with Fiction categories.
The search for the hairiest butt on Venus leads to explosive results. Approximately 1,600 words. WARNING: Butts, with lots of hair on them.
Bottling Farts Epub
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Author : Donald Rump
language : en
Publisher: Donald Rump
Release Date : 2013-08-24
Bottling Farts Epub written by Donald Rump and has been published by Donald Rump this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-08-24 with Humor categories.
Could the greatest power… The path to riches beyond our wildest imagination… The key to reaching the highest level of spiritual awareness and happiness… …be obtained by bottling farts??? "Shh…it's our secret…" Vlad told the little boy. "Use the power wisely…" Approximately 2,200 words.
Bottling Farts Inc Episode 8 Disempowered
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Author : Donald Rump
language : en
Publisher: Donald Rump
Release Date : 2017-09-27
Bottling Farts Inc Episode 8 Disempowered written by Donald Rump and has been published by Donald Rump this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2017-09-27 with Fiction categories.
THE F**KING IDIOT . . . Vlad Wieckowski has seen better days. With only the clothes on his back, he's out of money, out of luck, and out of gas. CONFRONTS THE EVIL PINT-SIZED BASTARD . . . That little sh*t Henry Winkle is at it again, and this time he's got warehouses full of toxic gas at his disposal. Can anyone stop his evil plot to gas the world? AND GETS F**KED OVER BY A MYSTERIOUS DIPSH*T AGENT . . . By his letter he is known. W. W for Wacky. W for Wicked. W for WTF?! WILL THE INDELIBLE SH*THEAD GET HIS REVENGE? Or is mankind totally f**ked? Disempowered is the eighth episode of an ongoing serial, created specifically for the Eight Hour Fiction Challenge. Each installment is approximately 3,000-4,000 words.
Bottling Farts Inc Episode 4 Disrespected
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Author : Donald Rump
language : en
Publisher: Donald Rump
Release Date : 2015-10-03
Bottling Farts Inc Episode 4 Disrespected written by Donald Rump and has been published by Donald Rump this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2015-10-03 with Fiction categories.
THE F**KING IDIOT . . . Vlad Wieckowski has seen better days. With only the clothes on his back, he's out of money, out of luck, and out of gas. CONFRONTS THE EVIL PINT-SIZED BASTARD . . . That little sh*t Henry Winkle is at it again, and this time he's got warehouses full of toxic gas at his disposal. Can anyone stop his evil plot to gas the world? AND GETS F**KED OVER BY A MYSTERIOUS DIPSH*T AGENT . . . By his letter he is known. W. W for Wacky. W for Wicked. W for WTF?! WILL THE INDELIBLE SH*THEAD GET HIS REVENGE? Or is mankind totally f**ked? Disrespected is the fourth episode of an ongoing serial, created specifically for the Eight Hour Fiction Challenge. Each installment is approximately 3,000-4,000 words.
Keeping Wind Laten And The Fate Of The World At Bay Epub
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Author : Donald Rump
language : en
Publisher: Donald Rump
Release Date : 2016-07-02
Keeping Wind Laten And The Fate Of The World At Bay Epub written by Donald Rump and has been published by Donald Rump this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-07-02 with Fiction categories.
Great heavens, the armored kingdoms are under attack! And King Krakken, the domain’s irritable ruler, has an impossible decision. Should he scramble the air ships and meet the encroaching enemy head on or listen to his counsel and hold firm? Either way, the green death is upon him and it’s only a matter of time before he comes face-to-face with the infamous Wind Laten. Approximately 1,600 words. DIAGNOSIS: Less filling. Doesn’t contain many actual farts.