Death By Toilet Paper
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Death By Toilet Paper
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Author : Donna Gephart
language : en
Publisher: Delacorte Press
Release Date : 2014-08-05
Death By Toilet Paper written by Donna Gephart and has been published by Delacorte Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-08-05 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
If you can't find toilet paper right now, that stinks (literally). But here is the book for you! Fans of Louis Sachar will welcome the adventures of a contest-crazed seventh grader who uses his wits and way with words in hopes of winning a big cash prize to help his family avoid eviction. Benjamin is about to lose a whole lot more than good toilet paper. If he doesn't make tons of money fast by selling candy bars and winning contests—like the Royal-T Bathroom Tissue slogan contest—his family will get kicked out of their apartment. Even with his flair for clever slogans, will Benjamin be able to win a cash prize large enough to keep a promise he made to his dad before he died? Or will he lose everything that matters to him? Praise for Death by Toilet Paper "Readers can't help but enjoy this heartening book about hanging in there."--Kirkus Reviews "Ben is a character kids will root for."--Publisher's Weekly "Would make a fine classroom readaloud."--The Bulletin
How To Survive Middle School
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Author : Donna Gephart
language : en
Publisher: Delacorte Press
Release Date : 2010-04-13
How To Survive Middle School written by Donna Gephart and has been published by Delacorte Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2010-04-13 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
Fans of James Patterson's Middle School series will root for David as he goes from feeling as insignificant as a hamster to becoming an Internet superstar. Perfect for back to school--no matter what that looks like! Eleven-year-old David Greenberg dreams of becoming a YouTube sensation and spends all of his time making hilarious Top 6½ Lists and Talk Time videos. But before he can get famous, he has to figure out a way to deal with: 6. Middle school (much scarier than it sounds!) 5. His best friend gone girl-crazy 4. A runaway mom who has no phone! 3. The threat of a swirlie on his birthday 2. A terrifying cousin 1. His # 1 fan, Bubbe (his Jewish grandmother) 1/2. Did we mention Hammy, the hamster who’s determined to break David’s heart? But when David’s new best friend, Sophie, starts sending out the links to everyone she knows and her friends tell their friends, thousands of people start viewing his videos.
Abby Tried And True
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Author : Donna Gephart
language : en
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Release Date : 2022-04-05
Abby Tried And True written by Donna Gephart and has been published by Simon and Schuster this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2022-04-05 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
Abby Braverman strives to navigate seventh grade without her best friend, keep up her older brother's spirits while he undergoes cancer treatment, and figure out her surprising new feelings for the boy next door. Includes facts about testicular cancer.
As If Being 12 3 4 Isn T Bad Enough My Mother Is Running For President
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Author : Donna Gephart
language : en
Publisher: Delacorte Press
Release Date : 2008-02-12
As If Being 12 3 4 Isn T Bad Enough My Mother Is Running For President written by Donna Gephart and has been published by Delacorte Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2008-02-12 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, Abraham Lincoln . . . at one point, they all ran for president. And so is Vanessa Rothrock’s mother! As if being 12 3/4 isn’t bad enough, Vanessa Rothrock’s mother is running for president and it’s ruining her life. Isn’t it enough that her enormous feet trip her up all the time, even on stage during the school spelling bee? Isn’t it enough that Reginald Trumball, love of Vanessa’s pathetic life, read her personal and private list of deficiencies to some boy she doesn’t even know? And that the Boob Fairy hasn’t visited her even once?! Doesn’t Mom realize that Vanessa needs her more than the rest of the country? More importantly, doesn’t she realize that she may be in grave danger? Vanessa's receiving threatening notes at school–notes that imply some psycho has it out for her mother at the Democratic National Convention. Vanessa might be the only person who can save her. But does she have the courage to do what that requires? This hilarious debut novel about a girl who gets thrust into the campaign trail will have you laughing out loud and thanking your lucky stars that your mom never decided to enter a national election. “Gephart maintains the humor even as the stakes rise. . . . An intelligent look at primaries, caucuses and nominating conventions.” –Publishers Weekly “Readers learn about the political process and motivations of people who work in this milieu.” –SLJ
Why Do Kamikaze Pilots Wear Helmets Answers To The Questions You Ve Always Wanted To Ask
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Author : Andrew Thompson
language : en
Publisher: Kings Road Publishing
Release Date : 2016-10-31
Why Do Kamikaze Pilots Wear Helmets Answers To The Questions You Ve Always Wanted To Ask written by Andrew Thompson and has been published by Kings Road Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-10-31 with Humor categories.
A fascinating and fun volume providing concise answers to hundreds of the questions we all ponder from time to time and also sets us straight about many things that most of us assume to be true, giving us the often surprising low down on an astonishing variety of topics. Essential reading for any lover of learned knowledge combined with memorable trivia!
Olivia Bean Trivia Queen
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Author : Donna Gephart
language : en
Publisher: Delacorte Press
Release Date : 2012-03-13
Olivia Bean Trivia Queen written by Donna Gephart and has been published by Delacorte Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-03-13 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
Readers who loved The Fourteenth Goldfish will cheer for Olivia Bean as she strives to win kids’ week Jeopardy! Olivia Bean knows trivia. She watches Jeopardy! every night and usually beats at least one of the contestants. If she were better at geography, she would try out for the show’s kids’ week. Not only could she win bundles of money, she’d get to go to the taping in California, where her dad, who left two years ago and who Olivia misses like crazy, lives with his new family. One day Olivia’s friend-turned-nemesis, Tucker, offers to help her bulk up her geography knowledge. Before Olivia knows it, she’s getting help from all sorts of unexpected sources: her almost-stepdad, super-annoying Neil; her genius little brother, Charlie; even her stressed-out mom. But will the one person she wants to impress more than anyone else show up to support her?
The Kids Book About Death And Dying
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Author : Eric E. Rofes
language : en
Publisher: Little Brown
Release Date : 1985
The Kids Book About Death And Dying written by Eric E. Rofes and has been published by Little Brown this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1985 with Children and death categories.
Fourteen children offer facts and advice to give young readers a better understanding of death.
Dead Rules
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Author : R.S. Russell
language : en
Publisher: Hachette UK
Release Date : 2012-03-29
Dead Rules written by R.S. Russell and has been published by Hachette UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-03-29 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
When Jana Webster dies in a tragic accident, she finds herself transferred to 'Dead School' in the afterlife, where students fall into distinct cliques. Risers (good kids who died innocently), Sliders (bad kids, who have one foot tied to earth) and Virgins (there are fewer than Jana would expect). Jana's boyfriend and love of her life - Michael - is still in the land of the living. Michael is Romeo to Jana's Juliet and as the story goes... even death can't keep them apart. Tired of waiting for him to kill himself over his grief of losing her, Jana decides she needs to do it for him. To kill Michael she'll need the help of a dangerous and sexy Slider - Mars Dreamcoate. But Mars has a goal of his own: he wants to save a life to atone for having taken one in a drunk-driving accident. And to complicate matters, he was trying to save Jana when she died and saw what was really going on when her 'accident' happened. Jana decides to do whatever it takes to get Michael back, and nothing - not even Mars' warm touch or the devastating secret he holds about her death - will stop her.
Pickle
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Author : Kim Baker
language : en
Publisher: Roaring Brook Press
Release Date : 2012-09-04
Pickle written by Kim Baker and has been published by Roaring Brook Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-09-04 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
This is the story of THE LEAGUE OF PICKLEMAKERS Ben: who began it all by sneaking in one night and filling homeroom with ball-pit balls. Frank: who figured out that an official club, say a pickle-making club, could receive funding from the PTA. Oliver: Who once convinced half of the class that his real parents had found him and he was going to live in a submarine. Bean: Who wasn't exactly invited, but her parents own a costume shop, which comes in handy if you want to dress up like a giant squirrel and try to scare people at the zoo. TOGETHER, they are an unstoppable prank-pulling force, and Fountain Point Middle School will never be the same. Latino Interest.
Wiped
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Author : Ronald H. Blumer
language : en
Publisher: CreateSpace
Release Date : 2013-05-26
Wiped written by Ronald H. Blumer and has been published by CreateSpace this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-05-26 with History categories.
Black & White Edition How did people clean their rear ends before the invention of paper? The ancient Greeks used stones! Really! This rear-window view of the history of the world also details how the kings and queens of England and France wiped their royal asses? Not like you and I. What does Judaism, Islam and Buddhism have to say about this act? Surprisingly a lot. How did an ass-kisser -- that is, man who actually kissed his patron's ass -- almost become Pope. Who is the real father of toilet paper? You won't find the answer on the Internet. Why do most people in the world think that wiping with paper is disgusting? Is there a better way? This is the first book to present a fully-documented history of the act that every human being has done every day since the beginning of time.