Dees Big Nuts
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Dee S Big Nuts
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Author : Mark Thunder
language : en
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Release Date : 2015-08
Dee S Big Nuts written by Mark Thunder and has been published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2015-08 with categories.
Sit back and enjoy this children's book parody about a squirrel named Dee and his friends love for his big nuts. Each page will have you laughing and going nuts! This may look like a typical children's book but once the book opens, you will enjoy references that only adults will understand. Dee's Big Nuts makes a great gift for birthdays, anniversaries, bridal shower, wedding gifts, housewarming gifts or just a great gift to make a friend or loved one giggle in laughter.
Deez Nuts
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Author : Karen Feiling
language : en
Publisher: Comealiveart.com
Release Date : 2019-11-26
Deez Nuts written by Karen Feiling and has been published by Comealiveart.com this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019-11-26 with Body, Mind & Spirit categories.
Once you have Deez Nuts in your hand you're sure to be a lifelong fan. Deez Nuts is a relatable book to everyone who has ever lived! With an amusing tender heart the message is, "The struggle is real, I care about you, and you're loveable just the way you are." Artist and author Karen Feiling shares her personal reflection of the blessings and struggles of being part of a nutty bunch. Illustrated with witty line-art that gives a great perspective on life and all "Deez Nuts" we love and are surrounded by, including ourselves. Deez Nuts is for all ages and a true celebration of our uniqueness. It's the perfect present for any friend, counselor, or family member. Put Deez Nuts on any table and your guests or clients will surely be amused!
Do You Want To Play With My Balls
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Author : Christopher Cifaldi
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2012-11-12
Do You Want To Play With My Balls written by Christopher Cifaldi and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-11-12 with categories.
All My Friends Are Dead
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Author : Avery Monsen
language : en
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Release Date : 2013-10-01
All My Friends Are Dead written by Avery Monsen and has been published by Chronicle Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-10-01 with Humor categories.
If you're a dinosaur, all of your friends are dead. If you're a pirate, all of your friends have scurvy. If you're a tree, all of your friends are end tables. Each page of this laugh-out-loud illustrated humor book showcases the downside of being everything from a clown to a cassette tape to a zombie. Cute and dark all at once, this hilarious children's book for adults teaches valuable lessons about life while exploring each cartoon character's unique grievance and wide-eyed predicament. From the sock whose only friends have gone missing to the houseplant whose friends are being slowly killed by irresponsible plant owners (like you), All My Friends Are Dead presents a delightful primer for laughing at the inevitable.
Hookers And Blow Save Christmas
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Author : Munty C Pepin
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2020-08-31
Hookers And Blow Save Christmas written by Munty C Pepin and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-08-31 with categories.
Tom Transport is stuck in a snowdrift with all the presents for the town Christmas party! It's up to Hookers the tow truck and Blow the snowblower to make their way through the snow to save the day....and the party! Hardcover Edition.
Show Me Your Cock
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Author : Bryan Lawrence
language : en
Publisher: Manchild Books
Release Date : 2019-08-02
Show Me Your Cock written by Bryan Lawrence and has been published by Manchild Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019-08-02 with categories.
"Show Me Your Cock" is a children's poetry book for adults about a young boy being shown several roosters throughout his lifetime. It is a quest that you will undoubtedly follow with great anticipation. From his neighbor to his best friend, he is shown many different varieties of roosters. What cock will he see next and how? ANYBODY can enjoy it. Even your grandma will want to see what kind of cock will be on the next page. Read it to a crowd or cheer up an angry hobo with "Show Me Your Cock".
Put Tony S Nuts In Your Mouth
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Author : Bimisi Tayanita
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2016-12-01
Put Tony S Nuts In Your Mouth written by Bimisi Tayanita and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-12-01 with categories.
Curious but not concerned as to where they would sleep that night, Bimisi and Sumguyen aimlessly meandered down the cobblestone calles of Puerto Vallarta, Mexico. As the sun set over the Pacific they found themselves sequestered by a weathered native peddler who mimed towards his cart and through his guttural broken english encouraged them to "Put Tony's nuts in your mouth..."60 pesos later, as a cold cerveza washed down the first of Tony's nuts,pen was put to parchment and book four of season one came to be.Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth is the fourth of five books that make up Reach Around Books Season One.
Brenda S Beaver Needs A Barber
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Author : Bimisi Tayanita
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2016-12-01
Brenda S Beaver Needs A Barber written by Bimisi Tayanita and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-12-01 with categories.
Sumguyen has always had a thick mane of hair, in the summer of 2016 he decided to grow a beard. Deep into month three he started to look like an armpit with eyeballs.It was a sultry August night in Old Town Scottsdale as Bimisi and Sumguyen made their way from one bar to another. They took pause to to enjoy the rhythms of a homeless crooner who was soulfully picking his guitar. When Sumguyen threw a five into his tip jar the artist looked up, thanked him with a nod and said, "That is a beautiful beard. My friend Brenda has a beard just like that, but hers doesn't talk."A fair amount of beer sprayed from Bimisi's nose...and just like that they had their subject matter for the final book of season one. Brenda's Beaver Needs a Barber is the fifth of five books that make up Reach Around Books Season One.
Who Will Help Jack Off The Horse
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Author : Bimisi Tayanita
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2020-10-15
Who Will Help Jack Off The Horse written by Bimisi Tayanita and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-10-15 with categories.
"...and of course the whimsical poetic meter known as iambic tetrameter is no more capable of exclusive ownership than the air we all breath."--Bimisi to Theodor Seuss GeislIt is entirely possible to wake up in the morning with no intention of learning anything at all, but learning something substantial, nonetheless. It was a typical Wednesday afternoon at their favorite dive bar. Bimisi and Sumguyen were sparring, via a spirited match of online trivia, with patrons of a similar dive bar in another part of the world...a part of the world where it most likely was not still Wednesday afternoon. The final question...at least the last question they heard before scrambling for a pen and paper to get to work on their first parody was this:Madonna, Michael Jackson and _____ are the only 3 artists who have had a top 40 hit in 4 different decades.ANSWER: Weird Al Yankovic
The Big Tiny
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Author : Dee Williams
language : en
Publisher: Penguin
Release Date : 2014-04-22
The Big Tiny written by Dee Williams and has been published by Penguin this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-04-22 with Biography & Autobiography categories.
Dee Williams’s life changed in an instant, with a near-death experience in the aisle of her local grocery store. Diagnosed with a heart condition at age forty-one, she was all too suddenly reminded that life is short, time is precious, and she wanted to be spending hers with the people and things she truly loved. That included the beautiful sprawling house in the Pacific Northwest she had painstakingly restored—but, increasingly, it did not include the mortgage payments, constant repairs, and general time-suck of home ownership. A new sense of clarity began to take hold: Just what was all this stuff for? Multiple extra rooms, a kitchen stocked with rarely used appliances, were things that couldn’t compare with the financial freedom and the ultimate luxury—time—that would come with downsizing. Deciding to build an eighty-four-square-foot house—on her own, from the ground up—was just the beginning of building a new life. Williams can now list everything she owns on one sheet of paper, her monthly housekeeping bills amount to about eight dollars, and it takes her approximately ten minutes to clean the entire house. It’s left her with more time to spend with family and friends, and given her freedom to head out for adventure at a moment’s notice, or watch the clouds and sunset while drinking a beer on her (yes, tiny) front porch. The lessons Williams learned from her “aha” moment post-trauma apply to all of us, every day, regardless of whether or not we decide to discard all our worldly belongings. Part how-to, part personal memoir, The Big Tiny is an utterly seductive meditation on the benefits of slowing down, scaling back, and appreciating the truly important things in life.