Drunk Slutty Elf And Other Stories
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Drunk Slutty Elf And Other Stories
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Author : D.G. Valdron
language : en
Publisher: Fossil Cove Press
Release Date : 2022
Drunk Slutty Elf And Other Stories written by D.G. Valdron and has been published by Fossil Cove Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2022 with Fiction categories.
The lighter side of the other side. Funny stories of Fantasy & Sci Fi. A drunken elf thief hooks up with a gray space alien; ancient astronauts are insisting we build pyramids the old fashioned way; ghost hunters battle decidedly non-Lovecraftian creatures; an infinite number of monkeys at typewriters plot rebellion; a vampire is on the run from his fans; a princess with a different kind of godmother; the antichrist discovers no one cares about his apocalypse, and many more. Tales of the supernatural, the fantastical, the super-scientific and the just plain hilarious.
Drunk Slutty Elf And Other Stories
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Author : D. G Valdron
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2022
Drunk Slutty Elf And Other Stories written by D. G Valdron and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2022 with categories.
Drunk Slutty Elf And Zombies
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Author : D. G. Valdron
language : en
Publisher: Drunk Elf Adventures
Release Date : 2022-12-30
Drunk Slutty Elf And Zombies written by D. G. Valdron and has been published by Drunk Elf Adventures this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2022-12-30 with categories.
The Drunk Slutty Elf returns, in a new misadventure with zombies. Along the way, there are more funny fantastic stories about the encounters with of satanic goats, apocalyptic teddy bears, barbarians behaving badly, King Kong's adventure with Dracula, aliens without a clue, the future of telemarketing, crunchy kaiju goodness and a helpful guide to neighborhood monsters. A collection of unconventional tales in the humorous vein of Terry Pratchett and Robert Sheckley, if you liked the Drunk Slutty Elf and Other Stories, previous collection, you'll love this.
Drunk Slutty Elf And Zombies
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Author : D G Valdron
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2024-04-30
Drunk Slutty Elf And Zombies written by D G Valdron and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2024-04-30 with Fiction categories.
Comic stories of fantasy and science fiction, featuring giant monsters, teddy bears, goats, Dracula and King Kong, elves, telemarketers and of course, zombies.
Drunk Slutty Elf And Zombies
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Author : D.G. Valdron
language : en
Publisher: Fossil Cove Press
Release Date : 2023-01-26
Drunk Slutty Elf And Zombies written by D.G. Valdron and has been published by Fossil Cove Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2023-01-26 with Fiction categories.
The Drunk Slutty Elf returns, in a new misadventure with zombies. Along the way, there are more funny fantasy, science fiction and horror stories in the vein of Terry Pratchett. Along the way, thrill to the foibles of satanic goat hunters, apocalyptic teddy bears, barbarians behaving badly, King Kong's adventure with Dracula, aliens without a clue, the future of telemarketing, crunchy kaiju goodness and a helpful guide to neighborhood monsters. If you liked the previous collection, you'll love this.
The Mermaid S Tale
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Author : D.G. Valdron
language : en
Publisher: Fossil Cove Press
Release Date : 2016
The Mermaid S Tale written by D.G. Valdron and has been published by Fossil Cove Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016 with Fiction categories.
THE MERMAID’S TALE In a city of majesty and brutality, of warring races and fragile alliances, a sacred Mermaid has been brutally murdered. An abomination, a soulless Orc is summoned to hunt the killer. As the world around the Orc drifts into war and madness, her search for justice leads her on a journey to discover redemption and even beauty in the midst of chaos. "He said the Arukh only had one word. It was their word for rage and for pain, for fighting and dying. It was a word spoken in sorrow and anger. It was the word they said to a world that didn't want them, that had no place for them. It was loneliness and defiance and in the end it was sorrow and surrender. 'Arrah' he told me, it was all the words the Arukh needed." “This book is violent and brutal and haunting and beautiful. If I could give this a sixth star, I would" - Michael R. Fletcher, Author of Beyond Redemption D.G. Valdron is an utterly fearless writer. Frankly, I think he's one of the most original writers available today. -- Amazing Stories Online “The Mermaid=s Tale is a fable of personhood wrapped in a murder mystery framed by a fantasy setting, peopled by familiar races that are presented in subtly original ways.” – Melanie Martila “I absolutely loved this book; it's already one I know I'll remember for a long time. I would never have thought a book about an orc would be one of the best existential works I've ever read.” - - Julia Pike-kelly
Drunk Slutty Elf And Zombies
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Author : D. G Valdron
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2023
Drunk Slutty Elf And Zombies written by D. G Valdron and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2023 with categories.
Giant Monsters Sing Sad Songs
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Author : D.G. Valdron
language : en
Publisher: Fossil Cove Press
Release Date : 1901
Giant Monsters Sing Sad Songs written by D.G. Valdron and has been published by Fossil Cove Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1901 with Fiction categories.
Nine scary stories of Melancholy Horror. Fossils: A poet follows a giant monster through the streets of abandoned Tokyo. Flirtin' Out Back With the Sasquatch Kid: A teenage girl encounters the last bigfoot. Skin: A necromancer's attack shows a woman discovers that her life is only skin deep. Love, Live and the Necronomicon: The true history of the mad Arab and his era is revealed, along with Lovecraft's dark connection. Regrets Child: A nurse to a dying woman meets her hungry ghost. The Dead Quarter: After the Apocalypse, the living and the undead share a disintegrating world. Tell Me: A hunter finds a child vampire. Killing Hot: A young man with a secret crosses the country, seeking revenge for his sister.
There Are No Doors In Dark Places
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Author : D.G. Valdron
language : en
Publisher: Fossil Cove Press
Release Date : 2020
There Are No Doors In Dark Places written by D.G. Valdron and has been published by Fossil Cove Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020 with Fiction categories.
Horror stories by D.G. Valdron, author of 'Axis of Andes,’ ‘Giant Monsters Sing Sad Songs’ and ‘What Devours Always Hungers.’ Chilling and disturbing stories include: 'The Wizards of Huckleberry Finn' a man is haunted by a ghost that possesses the people around him; 'Neck Row Man Sea' a desperate single mother learns a disturbing word; 'Voices' a dying man discovers that his cancer can talk to him, and it doesn't realize it's killing him; 'Mister Shepherd,' a kindly old gentleman might be a vampire, but that's not the worst thing; 'Changing Faces' after an accident a terrified man keeps turning into movie monsters and no one will believe him; 'Fighting the Beast' about civilization after the apocalypse, and more.
Memento Mori Other Stories
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Author : Rachel Lawson
language : en
Publisher: Rachel Lawson
Release Date : 2024-01-22
Memento Mori Other Stories written by Rachel Lawson and has been published by Rachel Lawson this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2024-01-22 with Fiction categories.
An omnibus collection of some of the stories from Rachel Lawson's The Magicians series. Including Memento Mori The unnamed Mortimer, the king of the Grim Reapers, tells the story of how he promised to protect the son of a friend who died long before the Magicians came out. He appears to him as a friend when the son's relatives die at their funeral, and as a friend when he needs one. He becomes the ultimate Memento Mori. An adventure of a lifetime.