Elf Girl
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Elf Girl
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Author : Rev Jen
language : en
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Release Date : 2011-10-25
Elf Girl written by Rev Jen and has been published by Simon and Schuster this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2011-10-25 with Biography & Autobiography categories.
Meet Rev Jen. Patron saint of the uncool. Cheerleader for nonconformists, geeks, and oddballs the world over. From her tiny rent-controlled apartment on Manhattan’s hip Lower East Side, she holds court over a wacky cast of friends and lovers with an unchecked candor that makes her impossible not to love. Zany and wry, Rev Jen will charm readers with these fun and irreverent true stories of her meteoric rise from art school misfit to neighborhood celebrity and all-around good-time gal. Whether she is dressing up as Doo-Doo, the hard-drinking Teletubby who’s been expelled from Teletubbyland, or starring in her one-woman musical Rats, the shortest running show on Broadway, Jen’s quirky humor and genuine heart make Elf Girl an anthem for misfits everywhere.
Elf Girl
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Author : Rev Jen
language : en
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Release Date : 2011-10-25
Elf Girl written by Rev Jen and has been published by Simon and Schuster this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2011-10-25 with Art categories.
Documents the author's rise from art school misfit to "patron saint of the uncool," irreverently describing her hosting of an "anti-slam" open-mike performance series where everyone gets top accolades and her work as an apartment Troll Museum curator.
Journey Into The Realm
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Author : Markelle Grabo
language : en
Publisher: Booklocker.com
Release Date : 2011-02
Journey Into The Realm written by Markelle Grabo and has been published by Booklocker.com this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2011-02 with Elves categories.
Fifteen-year-old Ramsey Wilder discovers that she's an elf, and is whisked away to a magical realm and tasked with finding her long-lost sister.
The Elf Girl Effect
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Author : Jonathan Evan Hudson
language : en
Publisher: Swordpulp Studios
Release Date : 2022-09-16
The Elf Girl Effect written by Jonathan Evan Hudson and has been published by Swordpulp Studios this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2022-09-16 with Fiction categories.
War threatens to crush a town. Can a single magical knight save them from annihilation? A magical knight sworn to protect humanity Roo Vorshaya patrols his home town. Dreams of action-packed adventure and passionate love. But old flames fly fast and furious when Roo runs across an elven childhood girlfriend. Yet a three-way war between humans, elves, and demons threatens his town. And the annihilation of everything he holds dear. Will Roo save his town? Catch his happily ever after? Find out in the first book of The Elf Girl Effect Trilogy. Perfect for fans of exciting adventures full of creative magic battles, devious demons, and sexy elf girls.
The Elf Girl Effect Complete Trilogy
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Author : Jonathan Evan Hudson
language : en
Publisher: Swordpulp Studios
Release Date :
The Elf Girl Effect Complete Trilogy written by Jonathan Evan Hudson and has been published by Swordpulp Studios this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on with Fiction categories.
A magical knight sworn to protect humanity Roo Vorshaya seeks to save both his hometown and the one he loves most. The Elf Girl Effect: War threatens to crush a town. Can a single magical knight Roo save them from annihilation? Double Deal: A thrilling chase full of epic battles and seductive elf girls. But can Roo uncover the truth about the war threatening their world? Festival of War: A wedding to stop. A new war brewing. And a monstrous new threat. Enjoy nonstop action and stunning adventure in this enthralling omnibus of the complete The Elf Girl Effect Trilogy. Perfect for fans who love creative battles, devious monsters, and sexy elf girls.
Elf Girl
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Author : Eleanor Rogers
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2011-12-01
Elf Girl written by Eleanor Rogers and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2011-12-01 with categories.
Lyris Radleck's normal school life is turned on its head when she learns that she's only half human. Worse, she has a destiny she never asked for and doesn't want: to save Dandelorn, her father's world, from a desolate fate at the hands of a vengeful goblin. Lyris refuses her assignment until a heart-wrenching event changes her mind. Lyris is challenged to survive in a natural world without stores or cellphone coverage - let alone electricity or running water. Plus, Lyris' older cousin Darla, who's completely human, has dropped into Dandelorn behind her, and Lyris is faced with the task of sending her home. When Darla falls in love with the debonaire goblin, priorities change. To prove that he would not only ruin Dandelorn - and the Earthworld - but Darla's life as well, becomes Lyris' biggest challenge. Only wits and strength of character will make a difference and protect her from her darkest foe: herself. Excerpt... Darla stopped short, her face one big scowl. Dirt smudged her cheeks; water dripped from her hair; her sopping, navy skirt clung to her legs; and her mud-stained blouse had lost even every hint of its former whiteness. "What have you done, Lyris? Where are we?" Her voice wobbled, and I could tell there would be tears any second. "We're in Dandelorn. Where have you been? I've looked for you all day." Should I hug her or something? Not convinced that it would help, I just added, "I'm... so glad you're okay." With trembling fingers, she raked aside a clump of hair matted against her forehead. "If you really want to know, I... I woke up to cats screaming. Hundreds of them. I couldn't see them but they must've been... huge. Since then, I've been walking through a jungle... for hours. And I just fell into a pond of scummy water." She grabbed the edge of her skirt. "Just look at me! I'm covered in mud!" "What happened to your blazer?" "It... it must've come off inside that tornado." "Portal." "Whatever." She clutched the blue stones around her throat. "I keep seeing these funny bugs flying around... and...and there's a jaguar back there. And something else... like out of a nightmare. A scarlet animal... sort of. Horrible looking. Its fingertip lit up and twirled at me." A monster-in-the-closet type of fear glimmered in her eyes. Could only be Urzik. In which case, he was the one who'd zapped my friend Tam. "W-hat did you do?" "Pushed him into the pond. He screamed, and so I ran." She slapped the mud on her blouse. "I thought I was gonna be lost in this awful place forever. When do we leave?" I suppose I couldn't expect her to say, "Gee, Lyris. Sorry I thought you were talking crazy." But it would've been nice. I scratched the itchy mark on my arm. "I tried to tell you that I was go-" "Where's a place to clean up. Where's the restroom?" We'd need to ease into this. "Darla, hate to break it to you, but we're in a different world. Things are more... natural here. The nearest restroom is that bush over there." She stiffened. 'What are you saying?" "Um... that you need to think Wilderness Training." "Really? Then where did you get those cute, patchy cut-offs? I want to change my clothes right now! And why does it smell like something just died here?" Probably me: no shower, and too much time with those irritating dwarves. Would Darla think to ask where I'd been for the past few hours? "Look, why don't we go back to this... place I heard about?" Darla didn't need to know that Gwynyin's place was inside a tree. "We should-" "We should get home!" She aimed her finger at me, and her voice ramped up an octave. "What'll our moms think when they learn we fell down a HOLE! DID YOU CONSIDER THAT?" "It wasn't a hole. I told you. It's called a portal. Why did you want to stop me from coming here, anyway?" "Are you brain dead? I was trying to save you from falling. It looked like a hole. How was I to know where it went?" "So now we've got a problem, because I'm not sure you can get
Elf Girl
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Author : Barry Durham
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2021-12-13
Elf Girl written by Barry Durham and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2021-12-13 with categories.
In a children's playground in a Lancashire village a baby girl is stolen from her pram by an elf who had a brief liaison with her mother. Not understanding that human children grow up very differently to elves, Pinkie Dianthus takes little Tiffany to Fairyland to look after him in his old age. But he soon realises his mistake when she won't stop crying because she wants a feed and her nappy needs changing! He hurriedly returns her to her mother only to be collared by trainee werewolf Thomas Chester and his girlfriend Rosie. They hand him over to the police and a powerful young witch, Mary Conway, who makes him vow to leave Tiffany and her mother alone. But he soon breaks his promise and kidnaps his daughter twice more. She escapes but, because time runs strangely in Fairyland, each time she returns to the human realm she is older than when she left. When Tiffany is taken for a third time, just after the Beltane celebrations at her new home, Mary decides the time has come to sort things out with the elves once and for all.
The Little Girl Who Wanted To Be Santa S Elf
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Author : Gail Hagen
language : en
Publisher: Archway Publishing
Release Date : 2015-09-21
The Little Girl Who Wanted To Be Santa S Elf written by Gail Hagen and has been published by Archway Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2015-09-21 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
Hayley is a happy little girl who lives with her mom and dad, her sissy, and her golden retriever named Lulu. Hayley loves her family, their laughter, and their time together. And, she especially loves that her dad tucks her into bed every night. But one day, Hayley notices the laughter is gone, and her dad doesnt tuck her into bed at night. She discovers her parents are getting divorced, and that makes her very sad. At Christmas, she writes a letter to Santa asking him if she could live with them at the North Pole. She wants to become an elf and bring happiness to her family again. After all, elves have magical powers and could make this happen. Jingles, Santas top elf writes her back and tells her what family is all about. Through words and pictures, The Little Girl Who Wanted to Be Santas Elf, narrates a special story about families and the changes that can often occur. It reminds children their parents love them no matter what.
The Elf Girl Effect
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Author : Jonathan Evan Hudson
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2020-08-28
The Elf Girl Effect written by Jonathan Evan Hudson and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-08-28 with categories.
Meet the newly knighted Roo. A lighthearted fool of a fool-with a serious badass streak. So when Roo runs across a childhood girlfriend, old flames fly fast and furious. But behind that elf girl heart-throb: an army of demons. And his own town to defend. Maybe from her too. Grab this rip-roaring tale of sword and sorcery and your heart will pound in more ways than one!
Monster Mountains
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Author : Marcus Sedgwick
language : en
Publisher: Hachette UK
Release Date : 2012-11-01
Monster Mountains written by Marcus Sedgwick and has been published by Hachette UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-11-01 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
Saving the world isn't going very well for Elf Girl and Raven Boy. They've left Fright Forest and crossed a huge plain to the worryingly named Monster Mountains, where they find a sign telling them to Turn Back. They really shouldn't have ignored it! It's not the strange wailing noises they hear in the dark, or the gigantic yeti who wants to eat them for breakfast that they find alarming, so much as the crazy wizard, Jeremy, who seems intent on adding Elf Girl and Raven Boy, not to mention Rat, to his collection of all too life-like stone statues.