Erotic Humor Volume Two
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Erotic Humor Volume Two
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Author : Little Dickins
language : en
Publisher: Independently Published
Release Date : 2018-09-29
Erotic Humor Volume Two written by Little Dickins and has been published by Independently Published this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2018-09-29 with Fiction categories.
THIS BOOK IS AN EXCEPTIONAL VALUE. If purchased individually these stories would cost over $24 Seven sexy hot, funny stories by four authors that will make you smile. Over 100000 words AUTHORS: Lexington Manheim, Dee Dawning, Little Dickins, V.A. Gyna What is Erotic Humor? Erotic humor is where the author tells his erotic story in a humorous manner. Usually humor permeates the entire story. Alternatively the author may use humor only in the sex scenes or he/she may withhold it from the sex scenes. STORIES 1oo Women Lexington Manheim Our imaginative hero has his hands full-full of pu**y, that is. After boldly placing a newspaper ad requesting female volunteers to participate in a female masturbation study, our hero is rewarded with a parade of eager beavers, volunteering for his enjoyable services, leaving him with just one desire-to get his hands into their supple, warm, wet sn*tches. CARNAL DREAMS by Dee Dawning Charli has enough to worry about when she finds herself assigned to tough new project without having to worry about meeting her soul mate, but now she finds herself side by side with the impossibly beautiful man who's literally been haunting her dreams. ADULT MOVIE by Little Dickins Tammy's mother and Johnny's father, leave her and her Johnny home while they attend a class reunion. After a day of freewheelin' experimentation, Tammy discovers a cache of X rated films in her mother's nightstand and that's when the fireworks really begin. BY THE BOOK by Dee Dawning Danny Williams is pleasantly surprised when, one Friday night, Sarah, his comely wife, proposes a game to engender fresh excitement into their flagging sex life. Handing a copy of the erotic Lascivious Liaisons by Madame X to Danny, she suggests they re-enact a sex scene from the book once a week. After acting out the first scene for a heated night of sex, skeptical Danny is convinced and looking forward to for the next 'By the Book' night. However, unknown to Danny, Sarah has a plan within a plan. After several 'By the Book' nights, things start to unravel and events swing beyond Danny's control, ultimately changing their lives, MY SEXY NEW MOM by Little Dickins Candy and Drew meet initially at her wedding to his father. Drew's drawn to Candy like a moth to a flame and she seems equally smitten. When his father leaves on a three-week book signing and speech tour, will they behave or give in to deep-seated desires? Cunnylicking 101 - Mary Jane by V.A. Gyna Oral sex is Jimmy Love's passion. Jimmy is a self-proclaimed cunnylicker. Follow him as he spreads joy through womanhood as he spreads their legs. Cunnylicking 101 - Mary Jane is the story of Jimmy Love's second adventure of pleasing womanhood, where Mary Jane, Jimmy's long time girlfriend is the recipient of Jimmy's 'magic tongue' PERFECT STREAK by Lexington Manheim Hildy, Susan, Cindy, and Dara don't have a stitch on-which might be okay if it weren't for the fact that these girls are at school. This erotic comedy begins when the four of them enact a plot to shock their elite, stodgy college (and fulfill the exhibitionist fantasy of their leader, Hildy) by running naked across a stage during a student assembly. Every detail's planned for a perfect execution of their nude streak. They've even worked out how to hide their identities to avoid any nasty repercussions. DUPED pt 1 of 2 by Dee Dawning Newlywed, Jamilla Randle's, idyllic life is blown to smithereens when she receives a call from her new husband's other wife. ASAP, she hires women's attorney, Letta Storm. Then Jamilla meets Tony at a barbeque and feels an instant, compelling bond with him. Yet, after her marriage fiasco, she's afraid to trust her judgment regarding men.
Erotic Humor Volume Two
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Author : Various Authors
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2016-10-16
Erotic Humor Volume Two written by Various Authors and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-10-16 with categories.
Eight sexy hot, funny stories by four authors that will make you smile as you squirm. Over 80000 words What is Erotic Humor? Erotic humor is where the author tells his erotic story in a humorous manner. Usually humor permeates the entire story. Alternatively the author may use humor only in the sex scenes or he/she may withhold it from the sex scenes. STORIES 1.Bananaz II by Dee Dawning After the wild orgy the previous Saturday, Teri refuses to have sex with Joel, which leads to a dc sex episode in the shower and another even wilder orgy. 2.Cunnylicking 101 - Lydia by V.A. Gyna Oral sex is Jimmy Love's passion. He's a self-proclaimed cunny-licker. Follow him as he splays women's legs and spreads joy throughout womanhood. This is the story of Jimmy's time at Stanford Univ. and his first sexual relationship with his high school dream girl, Lydia, who becomes his college dorm-mate and teaches Jimmy the virtue of cunnilingus and how giving most certainly leads to receiving. 3.Amateur Night by Dee Dawning Sally and her undersized half-brother Hermie are strange people. Every weekend they venture forth from Piggott Arkansas to small towns in one of the three adjacent states. When they arrive, they rent a motel room from which they fan out to the local saloons. In Amateur Night Sally and Hermie are off to another nearby town on one of their weekly treks. You won't believe the mischief they cause on Amateur Night. 4.Farmer's Daughter by Little Dickins Visiting the Jones farm, Salesman Nick Hanson is pleasantly surprised when instead of farmer Jones, a bruiser of a man answering the doorbell, his ravishing daughter Donna Mae, home from college comes, to the door in skimpy attire. Alone and bored, she suggests Nick accompany her to the swimming hole for a frolicking good time. 5.Felicity Jones by Dee Dawning Felicity Jones finds the hunky black and white duo of Devon and Adam fascinating and the caustic blond beauty beguiles them. Yet all semester long, though drawn together, they fought like cats and dogs. Today's the last day of the semester. A two week vacation looms and the possibility Adam and Devon may never have a chance with the hottest girl on the campus again. Desperate, when opportunity presents itself, they go for it and for once, Felicity doesn't stop them. This leads to an afternoon, they and maybe you, will never forget. 6.Bathing Suits Optional by La Marchesa My wife Lisa, is a little more adventurous than I am, but I'm learning. When Steven and Lisa attend a big pool party presented for Hollywood's most beautiful people, they learn, to their surprise that bathing suits are optional and that's not all. As they enter the pool enclosure from the conservatory, they discover a wanton orgy is taking place. Steven wants to leave, but Lisa wants to stay and apparently participate. Heating up fast, Steven wants to participate too, as long as Lisa doesn't. What follows is a sexy hilarious romp, which is liable to excite you and leave you smiling. 7.Adult Movie by Little Dickins Tammy's mother and Johnny's father, leave her and her Johnny home while they attend a class reunion. After a day of freewheelin' experimentation, Tammy discovers a cache of X rated films in her mother's nightstand and that's when the fireworks really begin. 8.Carnal Dreams by Dee Dawning Charli has enough to worry about when she finds herself assigned to tough new project without having to worry about meeting her soul mate, but now she finds herself side by side with the impossibly beautiful man who's literally been haunting her dreams.
Erotic Humor Volume Ten
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Author : Independently Published
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2017-03-05
Erotic Humor Volume Ten written by Independently Published and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2017-03-05 with categories.
Six sexy hot, funny stories by four authors that will make you smile as you squirm.Over 80000 wordsAUTHORS: Dee Dawning, Elizabeth Black, Little Dickins, Lexington ManheimWhat is Erotic Humor?Erotic humor is where the author tells his erotic story in a humorous manner. Usually humor permeates the entire story.Alternatively the author may use humor only in the sex scenes or he/she may withhold it from the sex scenes.STORIES:EEK! I]M A WOMAN Part 1 of 4 by Dee DawningMatch making angel, Madame Soriano and her feisty, freshly winged, sidekick, Carpenter, get into some major mischief in this, Soriano's latest caper. Soriano leaves Carpenter to watch over our hero and heroine--Brad Fairchild and Ginger Allen--while she addresses a problem. However, Carpenter creates an even bigger problem when, based on comments the newbie lovers made, she literally switches their minds while they slept following a hot night of passion.Needless to say our newly gender switched couple are flummoxed and upset when they wake. However, after working out things in the new minds, Brad, Ginger and the angels go on to kick some serious @ss and discover a Wall Street scandal that will rock the pillars of... Nuh-uh, you know I can't get into thatPERFECT STREAK by Lexington Manheim Hildy, Susan, Cindy, and Dara don't have a stitch on--which might be okay if it weren't for the fact that these girls are at school. This erotic comedy begins when the four of them enact a plot to shock their elite, stodgy college (and fulfill the exhibitionist fantasy of their leader, Hildy) by running naked across a stage during a student assembly. Every detail's planned for a perfect execution of their nude streak. They've even worked out how to hide their identities to avoid any nasty repercussions. On the big day, everything goes flawlessly--well, almost. It's the tiniest of overlooked factors that throws a monkey wrench into the works and leaves these girls with no way to get to their clothes...and with a student body in hot pursuit of the bare-ass coeds who are suddenly putting on a reluctant, extended nudie show for their classmates.NAKED RESEARCH Part 2 of 2 by Dee DawningAt 36, popular erotic romance author, Rebecca Roth is no youngster, but she can still turn heads when she wants to, and tonight she wants to. Her mission is to experience sexual fulfillment in the arms of two handsome men, so she can finish her latest novel--a sizzling m�nage a trois. Kevin MacCloud definitely fills the bill but where can she find a third? Then Kevin volunteers his movie-star good looking roommate and the deal is sealed.PURR by Elizabeth BlackThe alluring puss in boots Muca aspired for her master to become the richest and most respected man in the land, but her job was cut out for her. Could she convince the local farmers to trust in her against the vicious ogre who ruled the region? OH JOHNNY - TAMMY'S HOT AUNT by Little DickinsThe Tammy & Johnny series continues with Tammy's hot 33 year old Aunt getting in the GB action.JASMINE'S URBAN COWBOYS Part 1 of 3 by Dee DawningAfter a nightmare marriage and a bitter divorce, Jasmine is ready to celebrate big time. Jaz meets Ted and Gabe, two deliciously attractive, available men.Having spent a celibate year waiting for her divorce, waking up in the arms of a gorgeous hunk after a night of hot sex was at the top of Jaz's list. Either of these dreamboats would be wonderful, but which one?
Erotic Humor Volume One
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Author : CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
language : en
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Release Date : 2016-10-14
Erotic Humor Volume One written by CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform and has been published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-10-14 with categories.
Eight sexy hot, funny stories by four authors that will make you smile as you squirm. Over 80000 words What is Erotic Humor? Erotic humor is where the author tells his erotic story in a humorous manner. Usually humor permeates the entire story. Alternatively the author may use humor only in the sex scenes or he/she may withhold it from the sex scenes. STORIES: BANANAZ by Dee Dawning Joel is a lucky man. One afternoon after an exhausting day of work, he decides to take a nap on the couch. But his rest is interrupted by giggling and frivolity emanating from the kitchen. More curious than tired, he steals to the kitchen and peeking around the corner, spies his gorgeous girlfriend, Teri and three equally beautiful ladies, all in skimpy bikinis. And guess what they were doing? Bananaz, is a fast clever read, combining the sexy aspects of erotica with humor. Bananaz is as whimsical and zany as it's name implies, yet, oh, so sexy LAST THING I DO by Dee Dawning Sally and her brother Hermie are strange people. Every weekend they venture forth from Piggott Arkansas to small towns in one of the three adjacent states. When they arrive, they rent a motel room from which they fan out to the local saloons. The purpose? So Sally, a gorgeous blonde haired, blue eyed Barbie Doll type can pick up men and have sex for money while Hermie watches-and that ain't the strange part MISTAKEN IDENTITY by Giselle Renarde When Brenda's abducted by two secret agents who are convinced she's someone else, their interrogation techniques get a little unconventional. There's a first-time lesbian encounter, shaving in a seedy motel room, a threesome in the shower... she gets everything she ever wanted, and all she wants is more! FORBIDDEN PASSION by Dee Dawning Mitheas, the king's grandson falls in love with the lavender colored Falan princess, the vivacious Adalina. Unfortunately, for them, they are inhabitants of the loveless planet Gala, a planet that has not only outlawed love, it has also banished marriage, even SEX! Can two people in love on a loveless world, change their future and the future of those that come after them? Forbidden Passion is a sexy, darling, humorous, hea story that will make you smile and leave you feeling good. MESSING AROUND by Little Dickins Tammy's mother and step father, leave her and her brother Johnny home while they attend a class reunion. After Tammy accidently on purpose walks in on Johnny at an awkward moment, one thing leads to another and another, and another and so forth LIPSTICK LESBOS by Dee Dawning Shopping for summer wardrobes, California girls, Chloe and Rachel, run into a butch store clerk who is rude to Rachel and makes a pass at Chloe. Always straight as a Kansas hi-way Chloe rejects the clerk out of hand. However, the incident seems to stir-up latent feelings deep inside her. When they get home, Chloe is determined to ask her sexy best friend how deep her feeling go for her. PINOCCHIO SYNDROME by Casea Major Wiseguy Chio Pino is assigned to protect the mob boss' daughter, but she wants more than his protection. With her cleaver-wielding father on his ass, Chio's problems are growing like his penis when he lies. Can he resist her advances, or will he lose his man part and his heart? PLAYTIME WITH SERA by Dee Dawning Sera's husband Marc runs into his roommate and best friend from college, who happens to be Sera's ex-husband. Sparks fly in more ways than one and soon Marc is having to make decisions a husband should never have to make. Is this a case of fuzzy math where one plus one equals three? Check out this sexy story with a touch of humor.
Humorous Sex 2 Books In 1
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Author : Pamela Vance
language : en
Publisher: Independently Published
Release Date : 2021-04-23
Humorous Sex 2 Books In 1 written by Pamela Vance and has been published by Independently Published this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2021-04-23 with categories.
Are you on the search for new and fresh sex stories that literally expand the realms of possibility as far as what's kink is concerned? If you've answered YES, keep reading... You've Just Discovered The Richest And Kinkiest Collection Of Raunchy Sex Stories Revolving Around Gangbangs, Lesbian, Taboo, MILFs, Rough Forbidden Adult, Threesomes And BDSM Which Will Literally Get You Turned On In Ways Very Few Things Can! Literotica is hands off on a class of its own as far as building up sexual tension slowly until you cannot hold it any more. With literotica, you get to envision everything as you read the story, something which makes it even kinkier because you can put whatever faces you want, whatever body sizes and other cool features that resonate with your kink until it is just perfect. What's more, you can slow down the story, reread it to replay the images and do all manner of other forms of manipulation to make the story to drive you even crazier! And by virtue that you are reading this, it is clear that you've probably found porn boring and mundane because everything seems so scripted. And if you are into the unusual, nonconventional erotic stuff that, reading them is probably the best way to consume the content! Lucky for you, this book offers just that and more! I know you are probably wondering... Are the stories in this book fresh? Are the stories detailed enough to push you over the edge, slowly by slowly as you build anticipation? Do the stories revolve around different settings and different sexual exploits and fetishes to give you a glimpse or taste of the various kinks out there and possibly get you hooked? Does the book go all out and in detail, without hiding or sugarcoating anything to ensure you are not left hanging? The answer to all these is a straight YES! Follow Pamela Vance Stories as stretch the limits of sexual imagination with BDSM, gangbang, threesomes, lesbian, anal and all manner of out of this world sexual kinks that will literally leave your pants wet as you move across different scenes and settings! Even if you've never been the type for this kind of kink, this book will prove interesting and worth your while, as it will be an instant wetness and boner inducer! Buy it NOW and let your customers Become Addicted to the Incredible Series of Novels written by Pamela Vance!
Erotic Humor Volume One
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Author : Independently Published
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2018-09-27
Erotic Humor Volume One written by Independently Published and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2018-09-27 with categories.
THIS IS AN EXCELLENT VALUE. If purchased individually, these stories would cost over $20 Eight sexy hot, humorous stories by four authors that will make you smile as you squirm. almost 100000 wordsAUTHORS:Lexington ManheimDee DawningLittle DickinsV.A. GynaWhat is Erotic Humor? Erotic humor is where the author tells his erotic story in a humorous manner. Usually humor permeates the entire story. Alternatively the author may use humor only in the sex scenes or he/she may withhold it from the sex scenes. STORIES:100 Women by Lexington ManheimBANANAZ by Dee DawningJoel is a lucky man. One afternoon after an exhausting day of work, he decides to take a nap on the couch. But his rest is interrupted by giggling and frivolity emanating from the kitchen. More curious than tired, he steals to the kitchen and peeking around the corner, spies his gorgeous girlfriend, Teri and three equally beautiful ladies, all in skimpy bikinis. And guess what they were doing? Lipstick Lesbos by Dee DawningShopping for summer wardrobes, California girls, Chloe and Rachel, run into a butch store clerk who is rude to Rachel and makes a pass at Chloe. Always straight as a Kansas hi-way Chloe rejects the clerk out of hand. However, the incident seems to stir-up latent feelings deep inside her. When they get home, Chloe is determined to ask her sexy best friend how deep her feeling go for her. MESSING AROUND by Little DickinsTammy's mother and step father, leave her and her brother Johnny home while they attend a class reunion. After Tammy accidently on purpose walks in on Johnny at an awkward moment, one thing leads to another and another, and another and so forth SHOW OFF by Lexington ManheimRod's only trying to be a good boyfriend by indulging Violet's fantasy--letting her drive him around the city in her car. Oh, did I mention he has to be naked? It's a portable game of peek-a-boo as Violet deliberately makes every effort to be certain Rod's seen by as many pedestrians and other motorists as possible, including delighted females only too happy to catch an unexpected eyeful. The mobile nudie show turns even wilder when they happen upon a college girls' field hockey team. Let's just say field hockey takes a backseat to a new ball game sitting naked in the front seat. This erotic comedy is for anyone who's ever fantasized about getting caught nude in public, and it explores naughty fem domination in the world of CFNM--Clothed Female, Naked Male.Cunnylicking 101 - Lydia by V.A. GynaOral sex is Jimmy Love's passion. He's a self-proclaimed cunny-licker. Follow him as he splays women's legs and spreads joy throughout womanhood. This is the story of Jimmy's time at Stanford Univ. and his first sexual relationship with his high school dream girl, Lydia, who becomes his college dorm-mate and teaches Jimmy the virtue of cunnilingus and how giving most certainly leads to receivingROADSTOP ROMANCE by Dee DawningAfter spending over a year in a homeless shelter, Doty Martinez is ready to try something different. For starters she plans to hitchhike across the country. Leaving her twin sister behind she takes a bus to a nearby truck stop to begin her adventure. After bumming a ride from long haul truck driver Jeffrey Randle, she finds she really finds him interesting.DUMPED! by Dee DawningLila Patterson receives the shock of her life when, after being stood up for lunch by her husband, she returns home and finds her things being moved into a moving van.Seeing her husband standing on the lawn directing the movers, she storms up to her husband, only to receive an even bigger shock and deep hurt when their lawyer, her long time friend from college, hands her a divorce petition.
Cinema The Magic Vehicle
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Author : Jacek Klinowski
language : en
Publisher: Planet RGB Limited
Release Date :
Cinema The Magic Vehicle written by Jacek Klinowski and has been published by Planet RGB Limited this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on with Art categories.
Why are films by Sergei Eisenstein, Orson Welles, Akira Kurosawa or Stanley Kubrick works of art? What elements of style and film technique are involved? What is vital to their personal vision? Here is everything you need to know about feature cinema: the films which have withstood the test of time and are well worth watching today, although many have been unjustly neglected. These are books for film buffs (or for the simply curious) as well as a reliable reference work for students taking film and media courses. The first volume chronologically discusses 410 films from all over the world made in 1913-1950 and the second volume 451 films made in 1951-1963, giving the most correct credits to be found anywhere (superior to any single Internet database or printed source) preserving the diacritical signs in every language and giving correct running times. There is a synopsis of the most important events in cinema history and extensive footnotes explaining various terms as well as giving information about people and historical events mentioned in the text. No previous expertise is assumed and the information should be equally accessable to people without an extensive background in European, Asian or American culture. The individual essays always set each film in its historical context, outlining contemporary trends and styles in literature and the visual arts. This is a work of original film criticism, as well as a reference source. When read in order, the essays amount to an account of the development of individual directors, movements and indeed cinema history itself. The relative newness of the art of cinema makes it possible to discuss the entire key opus of feature-length films in a text of reasonable length. In a few years’ time, this will no longer be possible: until the Second World War no more than approximately twenty truly valuable films were being made worldwide each year, by the late 1950s their number exceeded forty and is now at least sixty. The book is intended both as a look at cinema as a whole and a description of individual works which have not become devalued with the passage of time.
Naughty Adult Joke Book
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Author : Jason S Jones
language : en
Publisher: Han Global Trading Pte Limited
Release Date : 2020-10
Naughty Adult Joke Book written by Jason S Jones and has been published by Han Global Trading Pte Limited this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-10 with categories.
#NSFW Make Sure No One Is Watching Behind You! Why is a vagina similar to bad weather? Once it wets, you have to go in. A little laughter goes a long way and certainly, Naughty Adult Joke Book: Dirty, Slutty, Funny Jokes that Broke the Censors, will take you to a great length. It is certainly one of the richest collections of naughty jokes for the adult audience. The book's chapters sort the jokes by their lengths. Of the two chapters, one is a compilation of some of the funniest short jokes, and the other is a collection of extremely hilarious long jokes, each with its unique setting. Naughty jokes are appropriate for adults; they just require the right setting. You may not be found telling these jokes at a religious function, but at a social event with friends, the jokes in this book will be the highlight of the evening. Many people find it difficult to start a conversation, and good jokes can kickstart a lively conversation. Those who like to be the life of the party get their material from content as interesting as that presented in this book. Ever wondered how some people can keep an audience for the entire day or the evening? While a number are naturally humorous, others get their material from books like this one. Reading jokes works like reading any other kind of literature; the more you read, the more you shape your mind to think in that direction. Therefore, if you train your mind to notice the queer and the funny in various situations, then you will do so even in other unrelated situations. Suddenly, your life and your way of thinking will become more positive. To that end, it is hoped that this book will be the light that lights up your path because it will be creating a jolly mood on the inside, change how you perceive situations, and even change how you relate with others. You will become good at initiating conversations and a fun person that people will constantly look forward to speaking with. You will also teach others around you to initiate the change that you have just initiated. Overall, reading these jokes is certainly going to make you feel better and in control of what happens in and around you. Act now by reading this special book today and begin the movement that turns around the lives of people with humor! Inside this book you will find: - Age-appropriate jokes - A vast collection of long jokes that provide context to make them relatable to the readers - The most interesting collection of short jokes that makes them easy to read on the go - The most well-ordered compilation of adult humor jokes - Some of the most humorous jokes you want to tell your friends - A list of some of the most good-natured jokes, none is trashy or disgusting - Some of the most all-inclusive jokes that cross the boundaries of race, color, sexual orientation, religion, and, other demarcations - Some of the most simple-worded jokes to promote understanding across the audience spectrum - The most easy-worded jokes that promote memory, so you can tell them to your friends Start Cumming Laughing Today By Clicking The "BUY NOW" Button
Naughty Adult Joke Book 2
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Author : Jason S. Jones
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2019-12-16
Naughty Adult Joke Book 2 written by Jason S. Jones and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019-12-16 with categories.
I went to open a new email and was asked to enter eight characters for my password. I picked 'Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.' A little laughter goes a long way and certainly, Naughty Adult Joke Book #2: Dirty, Funny And Slutty Jokes That Soiled The Streets Of London, will take you to a great length. It is certainly one of the richest collections of naughty jokes for the adult audience. The book's chapters sort the jokes by their lengths. Of the two chapters, one is a compilation of some of the funniest short jokes, and the other is a collection of extremely hilarious long jokes, each with its unique setting. Naughty jokes are appropriate for adults; they just require the right setting. You may not be found telling these jokes at a religious function, but at a social event with friends, the jokes in this book will be the highlight of the evening. Many people find it difficult to start a conversation, and good jokes can kickstart a lively conversation. Those who like to be the life of the party get their material from content as interesting as that presented in this book. Ever wondered how some people can keep an audience for the entire day or the evening? While a number are naturally humorous, others get their material from books like this one. Reading jokes works like reading any other kind of literature; the more you read, the more you shape your mind to think in that direction. Therefore, if you train your mind to notice the queer and the funny in various situations, then you will do so even in other unrelated situations. Suddenly, your life and your way of thinking will become more positive. To that end, it is hoped that this book will be the light that lights up your path because it will be creating a jolly mood on the inside, change how you perceive situations, and even change how you relate with others. You will become good at initiating conversations and a fun person that people will constantly look forward to speaking with. You will also teach others around you to initiate the change that you have just initiated. Overall, reading these jokes is certainly going to make you feel better and in control of what happens in and around you. Act now by reading this special book today and begin the movement that turns around the lives of people with humor! Inside this book you will find: Age-appropriate jokes A vast collection of long jokes that provide context to make them relatable to the readers The most interesting collection of short jokes that makes them easy to read on the go The most well-ordered compilation of adult humor jokes Some of the most humorous jokes you want to tell your friends A list of some of the most good-natured jokes, none is trashy or disgusting Some of the most all-inclusive jokes that cross the boundaries of race, color, sexual orientation, religion, and, other demarcations Some of the most simple-worded jokes to promote understanding across the audience spectrum The most easy-worded jokes that promote memory, so you can tell them to your friends Start Cumming Laughing Today By Clicking The "BUY NOW" Button
Monstrous Penetrations Volume 2 Monster Erotica 4 Book Bundle
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Author : Nixie Fairfax
language : en
Publisher: Nixie Fairfax
Release Date : 2019-02-13
Monstrous Penetrations Volume 2 Monster Erotica 4 Book Bundle written by Nixie Fairfax and has been published by Nixie Fairfax this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019-02-13 with Fiction categories.
Four more toe-curling tales of sexy young women being roughly taken by insatiable, hugely hung monsters. Volume 2 includes: “The Ultimate Sensation” – Pleasure-seeking heiress Jasmine is spending the summer living it up on the tropical island paradise of Vilau, whose jungles are said to be home to the Panlopa, a shockingly well-endowed Sasquatch-like monster-man. Jasmine scoffs at the stories, but when the natives decide to offer her up to the Panlopa to be its new mate, she soon learns how real the monster is…and she finally finds the ultimate pleasure she has long sought! “Caught” – Emmaline’s special bond with canines has always served her well in her job as Tucks Mills’ dog catcher. But that bond sends her life spinning in an unexpected new direction when she meets a handsome stranger who captivates her like no other man she’s ever met. What she doesn’t know is that he’s a werewolf on the hunt for just the right woman for him and his two packmates to mate with…and Emmaline is clearly the one! After catching the dog catcher in a trap of their own, the three virile, well-hung werewolves roughly have their way with her, one after another. “Intrusion” – Married scientists Monty and Nerissa think they’re about to make history with a new invention that offers glimpses of alternate dimensions. But during the device’s trial run, a hulking monster appears in the lab, and when it lays eyes on Nerissa, its only aim is to have its way with her. After his attempt to stop the alien intruder leaves him pinned beneath a piece of heavy equipment, Monty can only watch, helpless and horrified yet strangely aroused, as the hugely hung brute claims his wife…and in the process gives her pleasure light-years beyond anything she has ever felt with her nerdy husband. “Orced Raw” – After finding evidence of orc activity near the border of her forest homeland, Elara the elvish ranger sets out to investigate. When she recklessly gets too close to their lair, the petite warrior is captured and taken to their arena, where she learns that she has been chosen to become the tribe’s latest broodmare and must now face off against every healthy male orc of the tribe in a battle/mating ritual. In the process, it emerges that her hatred of the orcs masks other, more shameful feelings, and as the brawny, well-hung monsters overwhelm her and roughly have their way with her, she finds herself wracked with bliss the likes of which she has never felt before.