Every Word My Mother Told Me Not To Say And A Few I Learned Along The Way
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Every Word My Mother Told Me Not To Say And A Few I Learned Along The Way
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Author : Alex Willis
language : en
Publisher: Lulu.com
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Every Word My Mother Told Me Not To Say And A Few I Learned Along The Way
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Author : Christina Naftis
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2012-02-13
Every Word My Mother Told Me Not To Say And A Few I Learned Along The Way written by Christina Naftis and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-02-13 with categories.
You think your mom was bad, let me tell you, when my mom threatened to send me to school in nothing but my underwear because I hadn't thrown my dirty clothes in the hamper, she followed through! That woman had some resolve!My mother had a very twisted sense of right and wrong. She could swear like a sailor and make grown men blush, but God forbid one of her children mention repeat her choice words. Her method of overcoming the desire to be 'foul mouthed'? SOAP.S stands for the Shit I was not supposed to sayO stands for the Oh my God, this tastes like ShitA stands for the Ass Whooping I'd get if I didn't finish eating my soapP stands for what always happened in my pants after my ass whoopingI have tasted them all. And I've created a chart for those less privileged:Best Flavor: Irish Spring. The nice smell lulls your mind into thinking that the nails scraping across your tongue and grabbing at your gag reflexes, are just like a spring day with green arbors and trickling waterfalls.Worst Taste: Ivory. I don't care if that shit floats instead of sinks like most soaps. Sometimes my shit floats too. It don't mean that it tastes good. Seriously, Ivory soap was made by mom chemists who intended on ensuring they scrubbed every last foul word out of children's mouths.Most Interesting: LAVA Soap. I don't know if it was the little flecks of stone from actual volcanic rock meant to pumice the taste buds from your tongue, or the red and angry color that made you lather foam like those science fair volcano entries. If you ever have a chance to travel back in time and relive your childhood, and if you, like me, were prone to eating soap, but not of your own desire, here is a great technique to get you through it.FOAM! Lather, foam, drool and repeat. Most soaps are made to foam up, you know for the false sense of cleanliness that it offers. If you sputter a lot and really work that soap in your mouth, most of it will find its way past your lips, down your chin and successfully into a sink. Better out than in I always say.So back to this book... Yes, we did write that tripe 5 Words to Overcome Writer's Block and we invented the whole Left Brain/Right Brain reading shit, but honestly, we are humorists and writing the serious side was far too taxing. I am on Xanax (Alprazolam) still trying to overcome the links my brain was making to pull that stuff together into one book. It just was never meant to be. Still, the sequel was begging to be written. And here it is.
The Dayspring
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language : en
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Release Date : 1876
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Coriolis
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Author : A.D. Lauren-Abunassar
language : en
Publisher: University of Arkansas Press
Release Date : 2023-10-30
Coriolis written by A.D. Lauren-Abunassar and has been published by University of Arkansas Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2023-10-30 with Poetry categories.
The Coriolis effect—from which A. D. Lauren-Abunassar’s hyperkinetic debut collection borrows its title—describes a force that deflects a mass off course. This concept is at play both formally and psychically in Coriolis, recognized in Leila Chatti's Foreword as “a book of wanting, of lack, absence, disintegration, opacity, and yearning. . . . ‘If only I could cut out the part of me shaped like wanting,’ writes Lauren-Abunassar. At times, the thing wanted for is love. Other times: family, certainty, belonging, home, safety, wellness, wholeness, or simply for a thing to be clean. Always, these poems reveal the shape of the want by illuminating its outline.” Perhaps the speaker of these poems wants most of all to be seen, despite her reflex to deflect when she discloses a shame or trauma, often by depositing the self-revelation within rapid, teeming strings of thought. Yet as much as this speaker may be an introvert in life—“Every time someone says my name it surprises me”; “Because I am lonely, I am always shying away from the mirror”; “Today I woke up feeling / like an already said thing”—many of her utterances are exuberantly uninhibited. “Small trees live inside me,” Lauren-Abunassar admits passingly in one poem. And in another: “When I dream of myself, my mouth / blooms many hands. They reach in all / shapes and directions.”
Ndoki
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Author : Charles H. Harvey
language : en
Publisher: Xulon Press
Release Date : 2007-09
Ndoki written by Charles H. Harvey and has been published by Xulon Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2007-09 with Fiction categories.
Set in Angola and the Congo, this biographical novel is based on a true story. The reader becomes immersed in the practical day-to-day implications of a world-view which includes a nearly inescapable web of witchcraft.
The Chautauquan
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Author : Theodore L. Flood
language : en
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Release Date : 1888
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In The Words Of Elders
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Author : Pauloosie Angmarlik
language : en
Publisher: University of Toronto Press
Release Date : 1999-01-01
In The Words Of Elders written by Pauloosie Angmarlik and has been published by University of Toronto Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1999-01-01 with Social Science categories.
Bringing together the voices of Elders and traditional teachers from across Canada, this collection compares the vision and experience of a generation and sets a new standard for the representation of First Nations cultures in academic context.
The Juvenile Instructor
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language : en
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Release Date : 1866
The Juvenile Instructor written by and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1866 with Mormons categories.
The Youth S Companion
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language : en
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Release Date : 1854
The Youth S Companion written by and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1854 with Children's periodicals categories.
Includes music.
Advocate And Family Guardian
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language : en
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Release Date : 1859
Advocate And Family Guardian written by and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1859 with Women categories.