F Ck I Can T Sleep
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F Ck I Can T Sleep
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Author : Caitlin Peterson
language : en
Publisher: Castle Point Books
Release Date : 2021-02-16
F Ck I Can T Sleep written by Caitlin Peterson and has been published by Castle Point Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2021-02-16 with Games & Activities categories.
A sweary journal for insomniacs, Caitlin Peterson's F*ck, I Can't Sleep!...
Go The F K To Sleep
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Author : Adam Mansbach
language : en
Publisher: Akashic Books
Release Date : 2011-06-14
Go The F K To Sleep written by Adam Mansbach and has been published by Akashic Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2011-06-14 with Humor categories.
The #1 New York Times Bestseller: “A hilarious take on that age-old problem: getting the beloved child to go to sleep” (NPR). “Hell no, you can’t go to the bathroom. You know where you can go? The f**k to sleep.” Go the Fuck to Sleep is a book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, it captures the familiar—and unspoken—tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. Read by a host of celebrities, from Samuel L. Jackson to Jennifer Garner, this subversively funny bestselling storybook will not actually put your kids to sleep, but it will leave you laughing so hard you won’t care.
Go The F Ck To Sleep Or Write Until You Feel Sleepy
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Author : NoSleep Publishing
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2018-11-09
Go The F Ck To Sleep Or Write Until You Feel Sleepy written by NoSleep Publishing and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2018-11-09 with categories.
A cute blank lined journal/notebook for you to write or doodle in until you fall asleep. You're in hell because you can't sleep and that hurts! Setting your intention to fall asleep and allow your mind to quiet and calm as you let your thoughts go into this notebook is a useful practice to support yourself during this tough time and help lull yourself to sleep.SIZE: 8.5x 11 inches (approximate a4)PAPER: Lined PaperPAGES: 100COVER: Soft Glossy Cover
I Will Not Go The F K To Sleep
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Author : Richard Crasta
language : en
Publisher: Invisible Man Press
Release Date : 2011-06-04
I Will Not Go The F K To Sleep written by Richard Crasta and has been published by Invisible Man Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2011-06-04 with Humor categories.
What if a child, asked to go the f**k to sleep by its father, could respond in adult language? What if 5000 Indian yogis simultaneously dropped hot coffee on their laps in 5000 McDonalds to balance India's budget? How about selling used nukes to help balance the budget deficit? By the father of 3 boys and one Inner Brat that refuses to go to sleep or to grow up, this broad anthology of humor is his bestselling e-book. "Pythonesque," silly, and sophisticated at the same time, according to reviewers. I WILL NOT GO THE F**K TO SLEEP is an anytime book for adults who refuse to grow up or to go to sleep in this unreal and wacky world of jet-setting yogis, retired nukes, and presidents named Bush. Profane, compassionate, wickedly funny at times, it captures a world and a humor that is fresh, subversive, and often thought-provoking. You probably should not read it to your children under 15; but don’t be surprised if they decide to read it to you. "Hysterical and informative. For the rebel in you. Great style and humor"--Linda J. Lundy, 5-star review This edition restores the ORIGINAL cover which was so popular with readers.
Stop Meowing And Go The F Ck To Sleep
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Author : Rosa Silva
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2017-01-11
Stop Meowing And Go The F Ck To Sleep written by Rosa Silva and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2017-01-11 with categories.
Stop Meowing and Go the F*ck to Sleep is a funny bedtime book for all the desperate cat parents out there. If you have experienced the nightmare of having a kitty who won't let you have a good night's sleep, this is the book for you. It's the perfect gift for crazy cat lovers who appreciate hilarious insights into the feline nature.
Why The F Ck Can T I Change
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Author : Dr. Gabija Toleikyte
language : en
Publisher: Thread
Release Date : 2021-01-21
Why The F Ck Can T I Change written by Dr. Gabija Toleikyte and has been published by Thread this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2021-01-21 with Self-Help categories.
Updated edition with bonus chapter on how to restart good habits and make them stick. Banish bad habits for good and transform your life with this ground-breaking new book from neuroscientist and behavioural coach Dr Gabija Toleikyte. Most of us want to change something about ourselves - our stress levels, weight, relationships, or our performance at work. Change is hard and emotional but it’s not as tough as you think. In this life-changing book, Gabija takes us on an eye-opening journey through the extraordinary human brain, explaining the science behind what makes us tick. With practical tools and simple tips, Gabija shows how you can make change happen, including: - What the brain needs to create new habits - The eight types of emotion and how to take control of them - The magical power of motivation and how to boost it - Simple ways to improve productivity - The secret to strengthening relationships Inspiring and enlightening, Why the F*ck Can’t I Change uses neuroscience and behavioural analysis to show you how you can train your brain to make change last. What readers are saying ‘Amazing! I adore this book…I cannot express how much everyone should read this…insightful and empowering’ NetGalley reviewer ‘It opened my mind in every aspect possible…A game-changer … I'm a new person after reading this book… I want to thank Gabija for writing this book the way she did, you helped me overcome everything I was afraid of’ Milo’s Library ‘I highlighted entire pages…I will absolutely be returning to this book again and again for advice’ Mama’s Book Ramblins’ ‘A fascinating book. When a neuroscientist starts explaining to you in layman terms how your brain works…you sit up and take note.’ A Good Book 'n a Brew ‘A fabulous book that everyone should read! Our minds are often our own worst enemy and it can be difficult to understand just why we think the way we do… A must have book to support mental health.’ Goodreads reviewer ‘it really highlighted to me just how much my brain really puts a barrier between myself and my goals…an eye-opening experience’ Goodreads reviewer ‘I would recommend this to anyone who is struggling, feels stuck, or who wants to create better habits and results!’ Goodreads reviewer
You Can T F Ck Up Your Kids
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Author : Lindsay Powers
language : en
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Release Date : 2020-03-31
You Can T F Ck Up Your Kids written by Lindsay Powers and has been published by Simon and Schuster this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-03-31 with Health & Fitness categories.
Cribsheet meets The Sh!t No One Tells You in this no-holds-barred, judgment-free parenting guide that sets the record straight on every hot-button parenting topic by longtime journalist and founder of the viral #NoShameParenting movement. What if you could do more for your kids, by doing a whole lot less? Parenting today has become a competitive sport, and it seems that everyone is losing. From the very moment that little line turns blue, parents-to-be find themselves in a brave new world where every decision they make is fraught, every action they take is judged, and everything they do seems to be the wrong thing. Formula feed? Breast is best. Breastfeed in public? That’s indecent. Cry it out? You’re causing permanent harm to your child. Don’t sleep train? Your child will never learn to sleep on his or her own. Stay home? You’re setting a bad example for your kids. Go back to work? Don’t you love your kids more than your job? Lindsay Powers—former editor-in-chief of Yahoo! Parenting, creator of the #NoShameParenting movement, and mom of two—is here to help parents everywhere breathe a collective sigh of relief. This laugh-out-loud funny, accessible, and reassuring book sets the record straight on all of the insane conflicts that parents face—from having a glass of wine while pregnant to sleep training, childcare, feeding, and even sex after baby. Drawing on the latest research and delivered in a relatable, comforting voice, You Can’t F*ck Up Your Kids demonstrates that it is possible to take the stress out of parenting and sit back and enjoy the ride.
Fuck Now There Are Two Of You
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Author : Adam Mansbach
language : en
Publisher: Canongate Books
Release Date : 2019-10-01
Fuck Now There Are Two Of You written by Adam Mansbach and has been published by Canongate Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019-10-01 with Humor categories.
It turns out that two is a million more kids than one. Adam Mansbach famously gave voice to two of parenting's primal struggles in Go the Fuck to Sleep and You Have to Fucking Eat. Now Fuck, Now There Are Two of You tackles a new addition to the family and all the fears and frustrations attendant to the simple, math-defying fact that two is a million more kids than one. As you probably know by now, you shouldn't read it to a child.
Rock F Ck Club Box Set Books 1 5
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Author : Michelle Mankin
language : en
Publisher: Michelle Mankin
Release Date : 2020-05-18
Rock F Ck Club Box Set Books 1 5 written by Michelle Mankin and has been published by Michelle Mankin this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-05-18 with Fiction categories.
Warning: Girls Ranking the Rock Stars Series by New York Times bestselling author Michelle Mankin is so hot it will likely melt your e-reader. ROCK F*CK CLUB is sexy, yet sweet and emotional. If the boys can play, why not the girls too? Inside each book in this box set is one girl figuring out what she likes and how she likes it on her path to love and her happily ever after. Girls with rock 'n' roll attitude. Girls on a journey to find their best true selves. Girls who love music and the rock stars who create it. This box set includes books 1-5. Over 1200 pages. Book 6 is a full length novel and is available separately. Book 6 ends the series. BOOK 1 10 cities in two weeks 10 famous rock stars On my knees Against the wall On my tits I don't care. As long as I get the evidence to prove it. Why? Because I caught my former prick of a boyfriend from Heavy Metal Enthusiasts doing a groupie doggie style backstage on the night we were supposed to be celebrating our 1 year anniversary. He told me I was too uptight. Too vanilla. Too boring. So I got drunk with my bestie, Marsha West, the aspiring videographer. I ranted. I raved. I came up with a crazy idea. What I didn't know was that my best friend recorded me. Marsha put the video up on YouTube. It went viral with 10 million hits. Now I've got fans and sponsors offering me big bucks. Rock stars are volunteering to be my f*ck buddy. Hollywood is calling. I get to choose which rock stars I want. The stakes are high. This sh*t just got real. What could go wrong? BOOK 2 10 cities. 10 famous rock stars f*cked. Raven Winters has chosen the one rock star she wants to keep. She has completed filming for the Rock F*ck Club. Her season of the reality show is about to debut on the World Media Organization channel. Her once very private sex life is about to become public. Can her life ever return to normal? Does she want it to? And what about the next season of RFC? Who will be the next star? Who will be f*cking whom? BOOK 3 The Gods of Rock Tour. 4 summer concert venues. 10 famous rock stars to f*ck. Two at a time. Maybe even three. I know what I like and how to get it. I'm Marsha West. Raven Winter's best friend. A sidekick no longer, I'm in the starring role. I'm going to f*ck whoever I want. However I want. Whenever I want. I have my reasons for being the way I am and doing the things I do. I've warned WMO they might have to stretch the rules to keep their TV-MA rating for me. It's Rock F*ck Club. Season Two. What could go wrong? BOOK 4 Marsha West has completed filming for her season of the Rock F*ck Club. Actually, she is one rocker short of the ten she contracted to f*ck. Can she get her contract changed? If she can't will she lose the rock star she wants to keep? And what about the next season of RFC? Who will be the next star? Who will be f*cking whom? BOOK 5 I'm all for the girl power and sh*t. Guys are a disaster. Trust me. I know. My rule is f*ck a guy only once, then move on to the next one. I'm Josephine Poet. The Rock F*ck Club reality TV show is no different from my real life. Only there's cameras rolling, and they're offering me a ton of cash. The money and publicity are just what Joey's Band needs. A means to an end for a bad girl who knows how to rock but isn't looking for anything good. But what happens when wrong and right collide? It's naughty versus nice in Rock F*ck Club's Season Three. What could go wrong?
667 Ways To F Ck Up My Life
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Author : Lucy Woodhull
language : en
Publisher: Totally Entwined Group (USA+CAD)
Release Date : 2016-08-16
667 Ways To F Ck Up My Life written by Lucy Woodhull and has been published by Totally Entwined Group (USA+CAD) this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-08-16 with Fiction categories.
Sometimes, there's nowhere to go but f*ck up... If you love Broad City and Bridget Jones, you'll adore Dagmar Kostopoulos...and her colossal f*ck-ups. Twenty-something Dag has always been the &‘perfect' woman. Responsible, honest to a fault, hard-working. Even her bras are no-nonsense. And for what? Her boyfriend dumps her for being boring, and her boss fires her for not sucking on his nether regions to get promoted. What's a perfectionist overachiever to do? A complete one-eighty. To heck with rules—Dag orchestrates a spectacular fall from grace by deciding to ruin her life exactly six-hundred-sixty-six times, and finally has a little naughty fun. Some scandalous Spandex and a few bar lies later, tame little Dagmar becomes Giselle, ballsy siren. The wild thing is...it works! Dag gets a better job and meets the sexiest man she's ever known. Well, Giselle meets him. Dagmar doesn't exist. Except that she does, and her escapades just became a ticking time bomb, one that might blow her heart to smithereens. Join Dag for her irresistible and hilarious f*ck-ups, because every good girl needs to inject a little bad girl sizzle into her veins.