Farty Fred
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Farty Fred
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Author : Sam Lloyd
language : en
Publisher: Pavilion Children's
Release Date : 2016-03-03
Farty Fred written by Sam Lloyd and has been published by Pavilion Children's this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-03-03 with Young Adult Nonfiction categories.
'Best in Show' or farting fiasco? It's the day of the big dog show and all is going really well for Fred - he's jumping and tumbling and performing amazing tricks. There is just one problem - he can't stop his sudden urge to fart! Will Fred hold it in or will the judges be blown away? Age range: 2-6 years Word count: 100 words
65 Days To Delhi
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Author : Basil Jay
language : en
Publisher: Author House
Release Date : 2012-06-22
65 Days To Delhi written by Basil Jay and has been published by Author House this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-06-22 with Biography & Autobiography categories.
In 1974, despite having a young wife and three very young children, Basil suggested that he would like to take a year out and drive, with his family, some 30,000 miles, to India and back. This is the story of part of that incredible journey and of a group of young people they met and travelled with. A journey that would be impossible today. Three times held up by gunmen, in what the author describes as the badlands between Turkey and India. Witness to a ritual stoning to death in Ghazni. Locked up for a killing in Afghanistan. And accused of smuggling in Pakistan. The book is written with great humour and honesty. It is a story of a time before e-mails and mobile phones, a time before cash machinesa time when it was possible for your whereabouts to be unknown for weeks or months at a time. A story of dangerous mountain passes and dangerous people. But above all, it is a story of deep friendships quickly formed, of trust and of belief, and of the joy of being young, when, for you the extraordinary becomes ordinary, and the impossible becomes possible.
Did Somebody Step On A Duck
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Author : Jim Dawson
language : en
Publisher: Ten Speed Press
Release Date : 2010-05-04
Did Somebody Step On A Duck written by Jim Dawson and has been published by Ten Speed Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2010-05-04 with Humor categories.
This impolite, aromatic, and incredibly erudite flatulence compendium will astound you with: • The recent discovery of the world’s oldest joke, a proverb from the Old Babylonian period, that turned out to be—that’s right, folks—a fart joke. • A new reading of Emily Dickinson’s poetry that “reveals” the true meaning behind “They Have a Little Odor.” • A harrowing account of Apollo astronauts getting inner-space gas from hydrogen bubbles in their drinking water on their way to the moon. • The other Tiger Woods scandal—this one involving a mysterious cheek-squeak recorded while Tiger sized up an approach shot at the 2009 Buick Open. • A scientist who built the world’s biggest whoopee cushion and lived to tell about it . . . . . . and many more wacky but true tales from the fart historian who brought you the best-selling Who Cut the Cheese? and its combustible sequel, Blame It on the Dog. In this incomparable collection you’ll experience firsthand the Jungian implications of farting, the environmental import of “flatulence cards” in the carbon-offset market, and the brutally honest social commentary of a man whose office chair broadcasts his farts on Twitter. After reading this book you’ll proudly proclaim, “I fart, therefore I am.”
The People S Champion Fred Paterson
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Author : Ross Fitzgerald
language : en
Publisher: Univ. of Queensland Press
Release Date : 1997
The People S Champion Fred Paterson written by Ross Fitzgerald and has been published by Univ. of Queensland Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1997 with Biography & Autobiography categories.
The first biography of F W Paterson, radical barrister and Communist Party MLA for Bowen from 1944 to 1950, when his electorate was gerrymandered out of existence by the ruling Labor Party. Detailed index.
My Dinosaur Farts
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Author : Sandstone Books
language : en
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Release Date : 2016-01-24
My Dinosaur Farts written by Sandstone Books and has been published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-01-24 with categories.
DISCOVER:: Kid's or Children's Book that is Highly Entertaining, Humorous, Great for Early Readers, and a Great Bedtime Story This Children's Short Story has it all Great for ages 4-12 Zach and Fred are best friends. They always have fun no matter where they go. Fred can be a little stinky sometimes, and he always eats way too much, but he is the greatest friend a kid could have. When Zach is happy, Fred farts, sings, and wiggles. When Zach is shy, Fred farts for giggles. Fred is an invisible dinosaur that burps, farts, and sneezes. Zach is the boy he loves to pieces. Fred's name is long, like his never-ending tail. He can only be seen by Zach, Emily, and Dale. Zach is lucky to have a friend like Leo McStinky Fluffy Farty Fat Fred. Download Your Copy of My Dinosaur Farts Today, and Read for FREE on Kindle Unlimited! tags: dinosaur, dinosaurs, dinosaur books for kids, kids books, children's books bedtime stories for kids, bedtime storybook collection, bedtime storybook, kids stories, bedtime stories for children, bedtime reading, Children's books, short stories, kids stories, stories for kids, stories for children, kids ebooks, short stories, bedtime stories, kids stories, stories for kids, short stories for kids, short stories, stories for kids, jokes, kids stories, childrens stories, kids books, childrens books, books for kids, bedtime stories, kids books, ebooks, books for kids, jokes, kids, hilarious, children, kid, kids books, childrens books, childrens book, kids book about animals, elementary, kids book, books for kids, childrens book, book, kindle book, kindle ebook, comedy,books for kids, books for children, humor, early reader, beginning reader, kids comedy, bedtime stories, stories for kids, preschool, ages 3-5, ages 6-8, ages 9-12, preteen, beginning readers, beginner reading, kids stories, children stories
Staying On
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Author : C. M. Taylor
language : en
Publisher: Prelude Books
Release Date : 2018-10-18
Staying On written by C. M. Taylor and has been published by Prelude Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2018-10-18 with Fiction categories.
A geriatric coming-of-age story ... Retired expat, Tony Metcalfe, is going through a three-quarter-life crisis. Viva España, his bar in a mountain village beyond Spain’s Costa Blanca, is failing. Tony started the bar for the English post-war babies who retired early on good pensions - the por favors, as the Spanish call them - flocking to the dream of wine, rest and sun around the pool. But now their retirement paradise is shadowed by Brexit: the pound has fallen, pensions are frozen and the property crash happened long ago. Tony wants to move back to enjoy the remainder of his life in his childhood home, but his tenacious wife Laney wants to stay in the happy valley and forget about England and the dark, unresolved feelings it provokes in their marriage. Sod it - he couldn’t go home even if he tried; nobody would buy an ailing bar during a recession. But Tony’s luck is about to change when his son Nick arrives for a surprise visit with his self-possessed wife, Jo, and their son. With the extra help, Tony thinks things are on the up, but Jo has brought along more baggage than just their family’s suitcases. Staying On is a compelling story of little and greater family secrets come to light and what it means to find home, wherever you are. What readers are saying: "A beguiling story about broken people who have all the feelings and none of the words. Utterly captivating." Damien Owens "Escapism for realists – peppered with humour, yet poignant and as topical as it’s revealing... a wry take on expat life, astutely observed and deftly drawn." Peter Kerr, bestselling author of the award-winning Snowball Oranges series
The Workers World Party And Its Front Organizations A Study Prepared By The Minority Staff Of 93 1
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Author : United States. Congress. House. Internal Security Committee
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 1974
The Workers World Party And Its Front Organizations A Study Prepared By The Minority Staff Of 93 1 written by United States. Congress. House. Internal Security Committee and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1974 with categories.
Hearings Reports And Prints Of The House Committee On Internal Security
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Author : United States. Congress. House. Committee on Internal Security
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 1970
Hearings Reports And Prints Of The House Committee On Internal Security written by United States. Congress. House. Committee on Internal Security and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1970 with Internal security categories.
Jamey
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Author : Edwin Gilbert
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 1969
Jamey written by Edwin Gilbert and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1969 with categories.
Collegehumor The Website The Book
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Author : Writers of College Humor
language : en
Publisher: Da Capo Press
Release Date : 2011-08-23
Collegehumor The Website The Book written by Writers of College Humor and has been published by Da Capo Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2011-08-23 with Humor categories.
The first (and maybe last, depending on sales) anthology of the hugely popular website CollegeHumor.com! Since 1999, CollegeHumor.com has been home to some of the best comedy online. From its humble, dorm room origins, CollegeHumor has grown to attract over ten million monthly visitors, making it far more popular than any magazine except the one published by the AARP (different demographic). It employs dozens of young comedy writers and performers who, having grown tired of competing with online pornography, have agreed to commit their work to paper in this book. CollegeHumor. The Website. The Book. compiles the staff's favorite articles from the first decade of the site's existence, plunging the depths of the archive to bring you the very best of the very funny, including such favorites as: Drunk-O-Vision Great Historical Pickup Lines Honest Cyber Sex Where I Hide My Porn The Riddler Gets Lazy Instant Messaging with Mom Introducing Google Smartass And hundreds more that don’t have catchy enough titles for the back cover!