Fashionably Dead And Wed
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Fashionably Dead And Wed
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Author : Robyn Peterman
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2016-09-20
Fashionably Dead And Wed written by Robyn Peterman and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-09-20 with Demonology categories.
I know I'm already mated...I wanna get married.What do you get when you combine a three headed monster named Charles, a rotund, gay, dancing Demon named Doug, a culinary disaster baked by Mother Nature, a celibate premarital councilor named Jeff, an offer from Satan that's impossible to refuse and Steve Perry?You get the Royal Wedding from Hell-or to be more accurate-possibly in Hell.All I want to do is marry the Vampyre of my dreams with my closest friends and family in attendance. Yep, I know nuptials in the undead world are unheard of, but I'm still hanging onto my humanity if only by a thread. Being mated is great, but getting married is important to me.Tacky invitations and cake that causes food poisoning aside, I also need to deal with the stream of Demons entering my world from mysteriously opened portals. Not to mention Angel Jeff is going to fail us on the premarital test if we participate in any nookie before the wedding. I'm trying really hard not to go bridezilla on everyone. With five days to plan the wedding, I have figure out who's opening the portals and deal with our hostile allies who think our wedding is a farce. It's been a very difficult week-especially the no nookie part.All I know is this, I will say I do on Saturday even if it I have to go to Hell and back to accomplish it.
Fashionably Dead
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Author : Robyn Peterman
language : en
Publisher: Robyn\Peterman
Release Date : 2014-02-18
Fashionably Dead written by Robyn Peterman and has been published by Robyn\Peterman this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-02-18 with Love stories categories.
When Astrid tries to stop smoking she ends up a member of the undead. She had never believed in vampyres before, but now she knows that they do exist no matter what she thought before.
Fashionably Dead And Loving It
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Author : Robyn Peterman
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2020-12-05
Fashionably Dead And Loving It written by Robyn Peterman and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-12-05 with categories.
Being an undead Princess comes with baggage. And unfortunately, it's not Prada. Getting shredded in the Daily Fang, The Bloody Times and The National Dhampir is par for the course in the life of a royal Vampyre-especially mine. However, that's nothing compared to the sh%tshow unfolding in my life. My nightmares are coming true. Satan is throwing fits about changing diapers.The Baby Demons are full of cryptic messages. Martha and Jane have a sphincter obsession. There's a half-naked Demon in my closet with a mouth as foul as mine. On top of all that, we're hosting Demon-hating royal houseguests. Oh, and did I mention the Vampyre-eating-Zombies on the west coast? With Ethan by my side, along with new friends and a few well-hidden enemies, it's time to adjust my crown, put a few Vampyres in their place, and kick some Zombie butt. I'm dead.Life is still good.I have unconditional love. And on most days, when I'm not covered in Zombie guts, I'm wildly fashionable. Fashionably dead, that is, and loving it.
Fashionably Late
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Author : Beth Kendrick
language : en
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Release Date : 2006-01-03
Fashionably Late written by Beth Kendrick and has been published by Simon and Schuster this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2006-01-03 with Fiction categories.
From a winning voice in fiction -- the author of My Favorite Mistake and Exes and Ohs -- comes a romantic comedy that will have you in stitches. She's late for her life... Becca Davis has always played it safe -- denying her passion for fashion design in a dead-end job and letting her pragmatic boyfriend (mastermind of the "Kevin Bradley Ten-Year Plan") make the tough decisions in life. Stunned into saying yes when Mr. Predictable springs a surprise proposal on her, Becca realizes that she's running out of time to turn her life around. She's only got one more chance to chase her dreams and no one -- not her control freak fiancé, not her dramaholic sisters, not her overprotective parents -- will talk her out of it. He's right on time. Terrified but determined, Becca breaks off her engagement, moves in with her sister in Los Angeles, and prepares to take the fashion world by storm. The reality of the Hollywood scene is much harsher than she anticipated -- lots of slamming doors, snooty clients, and double-crossing celebrity stylists -- but she won't give up. And while she's waiting for her big break, she meets Connor, a sexy risk-taker who's the polar opposite of her ex-fiancé. Is Becca ready for his all-or-nothing approach to love? With her design business taking off and her family starting to fall apart, she's about to learn the timeliest lesson of all: Love and fashion wait for no woman.
Fashionably Dead Down Under
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Author : Robyn Peterman
language : en
Publisher: Fashionably Dead Down Under
Release Date : 2014-04-21
Fashionably Dead Down Under written by Robyn Peterman and has been published by Fashionably Dead Down Under this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-04-21 with Demonology categories.
"Welcome to hell. Literally. The Hell where the Prince of Darkness is hotter than Hades, Hell Hounds smell like brownies and the Seven Deadly Sins are addicted to Facebook...Not to mention the soundtrack in the Underworld is Journey. For real. I should have known no good could come from offing my parents in the space of twenty minutes no matter how psychotic and evil they were... Now I find out my family tree includes almost every deity and mythological being alive while Ethan, the one and only love of my undead life has a limited time down under before he turns to dust. In the land of Sin, you'd think I'd get some nookie time with my man, but no. Baby Demons, cousins and grandparents put the kibosh on that. Blue balls are the new normal. What the hell does a half-Vampyre Half-Demon have to do to catch a break? Apparently find a freakin' sword, calm Mother Nature's unmedicated mood swings and make sure Mister Rogers keeps his sticky fingers to himself during weekly poker with the Devil. And I have three days to do it. By all that's unholy, I thought Ethan's Vampyre family was crazy... Trust me, they have nothing on the Demons,"--back cover.
Undead And Unwed
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Author : MaryJanice Davidson
language : en
Publisher: Penguin
Release Date : 2004-03-02
Undead And Unwed written by MaryJanice Davidson and has been published by Penguin this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2004-03-02 with Fiction categories.
First Betsy Taylor loses her job, then she's killed in a car accident. But what really bites is that she can't seem to stay dead. And now her new friends have the ridiculous idea that Betsy is the prophesied vampire queen, and they want her help in overthrowing the most obnoxious power-hungry vampire in five centuries.
Breaking Bread With The Dead
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Author : Alan Jacobs
language : en
Publisher: Profile Books
Release Date : 2020-09-10
Breaking Bread With The Dead written by Alan Jacobs and has been published by Profile Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-09-10 with Literary Criticism categories.
A Spectator Book of the Year It's fashionable to think of the writers of the past as irredeemably tarnished by prejudice. Aristotle despised women. John Milton, the great champion of free speech, wouldn't have granted it to Catholics. Edith Wharton's imaginative sympathies stopped short of her Jewish characters. But what if it is only through the works of such individuals that we can achieve a necessary perspective on the troubles of the present? Join literary scholar Alan Jacobs for a truly nourishing feast of learning. Discover what Homer can teach us about force, what Machiavelli has to say about reading and what Charlotte Brontë reveals about race. Not all the guests are people you might want to invite into your home, but they all bring something precious to the table. In Breaking Bread with the Dead, an omnivorous reader draws us into close and sympathetic engagement with minds across the ages, from Horace to Donna Haraway.
The Dig
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Author : Cynan Jones
language : en
Publisher: Granta Books
Release Date : 2014-01-02
The Dig written by Cynan Jones and has been published by Granta Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-01-02 with Fiction categories.
Deep in rural Wales, a farmer is struggling through lambing season when he becomes aware that his land is being stalked by a badger-baiter who brings with him the stark threat of violence. Built of the interlocking fates of these two solitary men, this is a searing story of isolation and loss, from a writer of uncommon gifts.
A Fiend In Need
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Author : Maureen Child
language : en
Publisher: Maureen Child
Release Date : 2012-10-24
A Fiend In Need written by Maureen Child and has been published by Maureen Child this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-10-24 with Fiction categories.
Freshly anointed as the Demon Duster, destined to protect the world from demons, Cass tries to look at the bright side. Sure, she has to kill demons (ew!), but her super-powered metabolism means she can eat all the donuts she wants. Plus, for the first time in forever, her hoo-hah is happy (gorgeous demon – they’re not all evil). But it’s hard to stay positive when you discover a website offering a reward for your death. The demon queen is ticked because her sex slave faery (not that kind of faery) has escaped and offered his “services” to Cass in exchange for sanctuary. How can Cass turn away a man in need… especially one with a godlike body and seriously magical fingers? Suddenly, her already complicated life is a lot more complicated, with not one, not two, but three hot guys who are hot for her… and a demon queen planning an all-out attack. This is soooo not the life Cass signed up for!
How Hard Can It Be
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Author : Robyn Peterman
language : en
Publisher: Kensington Publishing Corp.
Release Date : 2013-01-01
How Hard Can It Be written by Robyn Peterman and has been published by Kensington Publishing Corp. this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-01-01 with Fiction categories.
An “outrageous, profane, hilarious, sexy and all kinds of wacky” romantic comedy from theNew York Times bestselling author of Size Matters (Michelle Rowen, national bestselling author). What happens when an accountant decides to grab life by the horns and try something new? Apparently a pirate named Dave, a lot of pastel fleece, and blackmail—just to start with . . . Visualize and succeed, Oprah said. I was sure as hell trying, even if my campaign to score a job as the local weather girl had ended in a restraining order. Okay, TV was not my strength. But a lack of talent has never stopped me before. Which is why I’ve embarked on a writing career. I mean, how hard can it be to come up with a sexy romance? Leave it to me to wind up in a group of porno writing grannies who discuss sex toys and apple cobbler in the same breath. Also leave it to me to leak an outlandish plot idea to a bestselling author with the morals of a rabid squirrel. And only I could get arrested for a jewelry heist I didn’t commit—by a hunky cop whose handcuffs just might tempt me to sign up for a life of crime. Maybe I’ve found my calling after all . . . “A zany over-the-top rompfest.”—Lexi George, author of Demon Hunting with a Sexy Ex “The most f*cked-up bag of wonderful crazy ever.”—Dear Author “If readers are in the mood for hilarious kinkiness woven through a fun romance, then this is the book to try.”—Long and Short Reviews (4 stars)