Fish Tales And Other Lies
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Fish Tales And Other Lies
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Author : Stephen Tate
language : en
Publisher: Trafford Publishing
Release Date : 2004
Fish Tales And Other Lies written by Stephen Tate and has been published by Trafford Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2004 with categories.
Steve Tate has been soakin' worms since he was old enough to stretch the truth. His collection of fishing stories from around the world will entertain fishermen, and people who have never been near the water.
Fish Tails And Other Lies
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Author : Derrek J. Sigler
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2001
Fish Tails And Other Lies written by Derrek J. Sigler and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2001 with categories.
Fish Tales Of The Owa And Other Lies
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Author : John P. Smyth
language : en
Publisher: Booksurge Publishing
Release Date : 2007-08-29
Fish Tales Of The Owa And Other Lies written by John P. Smyth and has been published by Booksurge Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2007-08-29 with Family & Relationships categories.
Even my friends didn't understand why I would put on chest waders and go into the lake to fish for bass in the coldest months of the year. The 'Tales of the OWA ... and other lies' shares the fellowship beneath the surface of the water. The ability to laugh at ourselves is man's alone and it is a fundamental requirement for the members of the OWA.
True Fish Stories And Other Lies
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Author : Scott Lee
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2012-12-19
True Fish Stories And Other Lies written by Scott Lee and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-12-19 with categories.
"Never let the truth get in the way of a good story!" Frank LeeI have held true to Uncle Frank's advice in writing these barefaced lies and short stories.Here are the a few paragraphs of one of the stories: "Camp Iroquois was on one of New York's Finger Lakes, Seneca, I think and it was the summer before third grade when I got the news that I was going for two weeks. Cabins full of bunk beds, chow hall with group tables, hot dogs and baked beans and loud farts, "bug juice" to drink, canoeing, hiking, camp fires, funny camp songs, capture the flag, scouts and raiders, teen-age counselors, starry nights and fishing from the dock; a small boy's dream come true.My first fish was a bluegill about the size of my nine-year old hand. He and I got hooked at the same time. He on a worm baited cane-pole and me on fishing. He was released unharmed a few moments later. Sixty years later I'm still hooked."Although many of these tales are for fishermen, many others apply to everyone. The wisdom from Uncle Frank has a wide appeal: "Always put the toilet seat down, even in the men's room. The difference between a good habit and a bad habit is that good habits are easy to break. Putting the seat down is easy to do and the first time she falls in at 3 AM you are going to be weeks convincing her that you really do love her. "Put the seat down even if you live alone. You plan to have another lady someday so you may as well get it right in the meantime.""Understand the rules as thoroughly as possible so you can break them effectively and get away with it.""There are three excellent theories on how to handle women. None of them work.""If you ain't happy with what you've got, you ain't gonna be happy with what you get. Happiness is an inside job."My wife has some of the most unusual ideas I've ever come across. We were changing the clocks to Daylight Savings Time one evening when she said, "These politicians! If they're going to mess with the time, why don't they get it right?"I've been in the outfit long enough to know that I want to hear any suggestions she may have about anything. "What would you suggest that they do to get it right?"She thought for a few moments, "Why don't they make it dark out from like 1 in the afternoon until 3 and we can all take a nap? Then they could give us an extra hour of daylight in the morning AND in the evening." Good plan!Wall Street Dan's 5 Drop-Down Answers contain the wisdom of the ages. "Silence may be golden but there are times when every answer I can give is going to get me in trouble and yet silence isn't an option. These are the times when taking the Fifth Amendment won't work. The Drop-Down Answers are the key to surviving these harrowing situations.Here is a typical example:My boss has just made a ridiculous statement or a stupid proposal. He has a natural flair and excels in both of these categories. He probably doesn't actually want my opinion; even if he's just asked for it! It may be that he just wants to hear his own voice. He may just want to feel important by talking without anyone else talking or by talking without anyone else having an opinion or disagreeing. Whichever of these is the case, I'm trapped and I must respond. Silence is not an option and all possible true answers are hazardous to my ability to continue to work here. What to do?The Drop-Down Answers that can save the day:Drop-Down Answer Number 1. "Sounds Great." This is the most flexible of these answers. Please observe the different ways you can deliver this one: SOUNDS GREAT! Sounds Great! Sounds great. sounds great.These can be accompanied for emphasis by body language such as facial expressions and/or head and body movements. This does NOT include rolling your eyes.This one is most useful when you're pretty sure he won't act on his idiot idea anytime soon but really just wants to have his bosshood validated.You will need the other 4 Drop-Down Answers eventually. Everyone does!
Whoever Caught That Fish Is A Liar
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Author : John P. Smyth
language : en
Publisher: Booksurge Publishing
Release Date : 2009-09
Whoever Caught That Fish Is A Liar written by John P. Smyth and has been published by Booksurge Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2009-09 with Humor categories.
"Whoever Caught That Fish Is A Liar!" is a collection of short stories that share humor and human relationships. Many of the characters are from Dr. Smyth's first book "Fish Tales of the OWA. . . and other lies", but all of the stories will make you laugh and help you appreciate the value of friendship. Big Dave Garner stars in most of the stories as he sinks a canoe, gets his arm caught in an alligator's mouth, and serves his homemade soup and chili from kitty litter containers. Victor Boudolf shares the focus as an ALS patient who lives his life with faith and fortitude. His positive outlook in the advanced stages of ALS fill the pages with heart warming stories. While most of the stories are about fishing; this is not a 'fishing' book rather it is about friendship, humor and fundamental values. Good friends, good luck and good fishing stories in the lowcountry of South Carolina are shared. Dr. Smyth shares funny characters, family events and the hard teasing among fishing friends.
Fish Tales And Other Stories To Get Hooked On
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Author : Ralph Martell
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 1992-11-01
Fish Tales And Other Stories To Get Hooked On written by Ralph Martell and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1992-11-01 with Clinton (N.Y.) categories.
Fish Tales A Collection Of Fishing Cartoons Humorous Stories Jokes And Quotes
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Author : Joe Brown
language : en
Publisher: Independently Published
Release Date : 2019-02-18
Fish Tales A Collection Of Fishing Cartoons Humorous Stories Jokes And Quotes written by Joe Brown and has been published by Independently Published this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019-02-18 with Humor categories.
A collection of fishing cartoons, humorous stories, jokes and quotes. A great book to be enjoyed by anyone that fishes, thinks about fishing, dreams about fishing, or lies about fishing
Fish Tales And Other Stories
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Author : Gus Gusfaston
language : en
Publisher: iUniverse
Release Date : 2007-04
Fish Tales And Other Stories written by Gus Gusfaston and has been published by iUniverse this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2007-04 with Fiction categories.
"This book is the first in a series of short stories that feature my favorite fishing tales." -- page vii.
Fishing Tales And Other Tales
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Author : Vincent Bossley
language : en
Publisher: Vincent Bossley
Release Date : 2010-08-19
Fishing Tales And Other Tales written by Vincent Bossley and has been published by Vincent Bossley this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2010-08-19 with Sports & Recreation categories.
Collection of short stories of fishing and boating adventures in New Zealand and the South Pacific Islands. New Zealand is renowned worldwide as a fishing paradise and the author has many years experience in these waters. With many a tale to tell you can be sure to hear more from this author in the future.
Raising The Oblivity
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Author : R. Dailey Taylor
language : en
Publisher: Page Publishing Inc
Release Date : 2019-07-09
Raising The Oblivity written by R. Dailey Taylor and has been published by Page Publishing Inc this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019-07-09 with Fiction categories.
Fifty-eight-year-old Dean Floogleman, a retired burned-out engineer who had abandoned his dreams long ago, returns to the place that he was most happy, the beach. He hopes to reboot his life, but instead he gets much more than he bargains for. Raising The Oblivity is a piece of modern-day fiction about pulling up stakes and moving to Ocracoke, a barrier island along the Outer Banks of North Carolina. There Dean encounters three old salts, sea captain Bob Hansen, retired professor Cleaton Beckley, and retired reverend Hal Wriggley who constitute the crew of the schooner The Oblivity. The schooner is modified to resemble a pirate ship and provides sailing excursions for handicapped children and their parents. When Dean arrives in Ocracoke, The Oblivity is partially sunk in the island's lagoon due to a previous storm. The three old salts enlist Dean to help raise and restore her. At the same time, Dean meets and falls in love with a lovely and spunky real estate agent, Natalie Rochelle, who knows the three old salts well for years. These five people are thrown together to restore the beloved schooner and unknowingly find themselves being restored from the suffering of the events of their own lives. As these people work together to restore the schooner, they confront personal challenges and obstacles to find hope, healing, and redemption. The literary genre is romantic comedy. Each of these people has a story to tell, which is told with humor, adventure, and romance.
