True Fish Stories And Other Lies
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True Fish Stories And Other Lies
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Author : Scott Lee
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2012-12-19
True Fish Stories And Other Lies written by Scott Lee and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-12-19 with categories.
"Never let the truth get in the way of a good story!" Frank LeeI have held true to Uncle Frank's advice in writing these barefaced lies and short stories.Here are the a few paragraphs of one of the stories: "Camp Iroquois was on one of New York's Finger Lakes, Seneca, I think and it was the summer before third grade when I got the news that I was going for two weeks. Cabins full of bunk beds, chow hall with group tables, hot dogs and baked beans and loud farts, "bug juice" to drink, canoeing, hiking, camp fires, funny camp songs, capture the flag, scouts and raiders, teen-age counselors, starry nights and fishing from the dock; a small boy's dream come true.My first fish was a bluegill about the size of my nine-year old hand. He and I got hooked at the same time. He on a worm baited cane-pole and me on fishing. He was released unharmed a few moments later. Sixty years later I'm still hooked."Although many of these tales are for fishermen, many others apply to everyone. The wisdom from Uncle Frank has a wide appeal: "Always put the toilet seat down, even in the men's room. The difference between a good habit and a bad habit is that good habits are easy to break. Putting the seat down is easy to do and the first time she falls in at 3 AM you are going to be weeks convincing her that you really do love her. "Put the seat down even if you live alone. You plan to have another lady someday so you may as well get it right in the meantime.""Understand the rules as thoroughly as possible so you can break them effectively and get away with it.""There are three excellent theories on how to handle women. None of them work.""If you ain't happy with what you've got, you ain't gonna be happy with what you get. Happiness is an inside job."My wife has some of the most unusual ideas I've ever come across. We were changing the clocks to Daylight Savings Time one evening when she said, "These politicians! If they're going to mess with the time, why don't they get it right?"I've been in the outfit long enough to know that I want to hear any suggestions she may have about anything. "What would you suggest that they do to get it right?"She thought for a few moments, "Why don't they make it dark out from like 1 in the afternoon until 3 and we can all take a nap? Then they could give us an extra hour of daylight in the morning AND in the evening." Good plan!Wall Street Dan's 5 Drop-Down Answers contain the wisdom of the ages. "Silence may be golden but there are times when every answer I can give is going to get me in trouble and yet silence isn't an option. These are the times when taking the Fifth Amendment won't work. The Drop-Down Answers are the key to surviving these harrowing situations.Here is a typical example:My boss has just made a ridiculous statement or a stupid proposal. He has a natural flair and excels in both of these categories. He probably doesn't actually want my opinion; even if he's just asked for it! It may be that he just wants to hear his own voice. He may just want to feel important by talking without anyone else talking or by talking without anyone else having an opinion or disagreeing. Whichever of these is the case, I'm trapped and I must respond. Silence is not an option and all possible true answers are hazardous to my ability to continue to work here. What to do?The Drop-Down Answers that can save the day:Drop-Down Answer Number 1. "Sounds Great." This is the most flexible of these answers. Please observe the different ways you can deliver this one: SOUNDS GREAT! Sounds Great! Sounds great. sounds great.These can be accompanied for emphasis by body language such as facial expressions and/or head and body movements. This does NOT include rolling your eyes.This one is most useful when you're pretty sure he won't act on his idiot idea anytime soon but really just wants to have his bosshood validated.You will need the other 4 Drop-Down Answers eventually. Everyone does!
A True Fish Story
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Author : Huron C. Sheppard
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 1920
A True Fish Story written by Huron C. Sheppard and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1920 with categories.
Fish Tales And Other Lies
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Author : Stephen Tate
language : en
Publisher: Trafford Publishing
Release Date : 2004
Fish Tales And Other Lies written by Stephen Tate and has been published by Trafford Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2004 with categories.
Steve Tate has been soakin' worms since he was old enough to stretch the truth. His collection of fishing stories from around the world will entertain fishermen, and people who have never been near the water.
Fishin Tales A Collection Of True Fish Stories
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Author : Gord Deval
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 1984
Fishin Tales A Collection Of True Fish Stories written by Gord Deval and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1984 with Fishing categories.
Tall Tales Stories And Other Lies
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Author : fido p nightfall
language : en
Publisher: Lulu.com
Release Date : 2010-07-11
Tall Tales Stories And Other Lies written by fido p nightfall and has been published by Lulu.com this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2010-07-11 with Fiction categories.
the sequel to the sequel to "Brian the crap vampire" Yet again the world needs saving and we know just the guys to get it right
A True Fish Story
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Author :
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 1950
A True Fish Story written by and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1950 with Miniature books categories.
Family History Stories And Other Lies
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Author : Roger M. Schlosser
language : en
Publisher: Dorrance Publishing
Release Date : 2010
Family History Stories And Other Lies written by Roger M. Schlosser and has been published by Dorrance Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2010 with Catholics categories.
Amoralman
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Author : Derek DelGaudio
language : en
Publisher: Vintage
Release Date : 2021-03-02
Amoralman written by Derek DelGaudio and has been published by Vintage this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2021-03-02 with Biography & Autobiography categories.
Truth and lies are two sides of the same coin. But who's flipping it? A thought-provoking and brilliantly entertaining work of nonfiction from one of the world's leading deceivers, the creator and star of the astonishing theater show and forthcoming film In & Of Itself. Derek DelGaudio believed he was a decent, honest man. But when irrefutable evidence to the contrary is found in an old journal, his memories are reawakened and Derek is forced to confront--and try to understand--his role in a significant act of deception from his past. Using his youthful notebook entries as a road map, Derek embarks on a soulful, often funny, sometimes dark journey, retracing the path that led him to a world populated by charlatans, card cheats, and con artists. As stories are peeled away and artifices are revealed, Derek examines the mystery behind his father's vanishing act, the secret he inherited from his mother, the obsession he developed with sleight-of-hand that shaped his future, and the affinity he felt for the professional swindlers who taught him how to deceive others. And once he finds himself working as a crooked dealer in a big-money Hollywood card game, Derek begins to question his own sense of morality, and discovers that even a master of deception can find himself trapped inside an illusion. A M O R A L M A N is a wildly engaging exploration of the fictions we live as truths. It is ultimately a book about the lies we tell ourselves and the realities we manufacture in others.
Confessions Of A Fisherman Other Lies
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Author : Mike Stubblefield
language : en
Publisher: Lulu.com
Release Date : 2007-01-01
Confessions Of A Fisherman Other Lies written by Mike Stubblefield and has been published by Lulu.com this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2007-01-01 with Humor categories.
A series of short articles and essays published in Florida regional fishing and outdoor magazines. The vignettes depict real experiences and thoughts of a local fisherman not in lock step with tourism, mass marketing or tournaments. It's a look at back country Florida and those who prowl and fiercely love the areas.
Smiley A Real True Fish Story
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Author : Hans Heine
language : en
Publisher: Abbortsford, B.C. : H.J. Heine
Release Date : 1995
Smiley A Real True Fish Story written by Hans Heine and has been published by Abbortsford, B.C. : H.J. Heine this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1995 with Fisheries categories.
