Funnies From Nowhere
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Funnies From Nowhere
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Author : Diabla Frijoles
language : en
Publisher: iUniverse
Release Date : 2003-05-29
Funnies From Nowhere written by Diabla Frijoles and has been published by iUniverse this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2003-05-29 with Fiction categories.
"Not real?" Coyote howled. "A filthy lie." He grabbed a wiener and shoved the end of a willow stick through its middle. The Nowherians were deployed around a rusty wheelbarrow used as a grill for their annual Fourth of July weenie roast. Jackrabbit examined the puffy black wiener on the end of his stick. "You still upset about Frijoles saying that Funnies from Nowhere is fiction?" Coyote jabbed the coals, creating an explosion of sparks and coating his wiener in ash. "You bet I am. If we're not real, then neither is Nowhere, and the cartoon character who was boner-fidee elected President of the United States isn't either." He rapped his stick to knock off the ash, and his wiener fell into the fire. "If your wiener were parallel to the stick instead of perpendicular, that wouldn't happen," offered Pearl. He stared at her until the answer came to him. "Parallel is safer but limits you to one wiener." He seized a handful, mounted a row of six, and suspended the drooping load over the fire. "My only limitations are the length of my stick and the size of the fire."
Jokes Don T Jump From Nowhere
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Author : Sarah Säckel
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2012
Jokes Don T Jump From Nowhere written by Sarah Säckel and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012 with English fiction categories.
There Was Nowhere To Charge My Tesla A Hilarious Collection Of First World Complaints With Journal Space For You To Add Your Own
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Author : Funny Press
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2019-09-26
There Was Nowhere To Charge My Tesla A Hilarious Collection Of First World Complaints With Journal Space For You To Add Your Own written by Funny Press and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019-09-26 with categories.
Everyone has at least one friend that is so clueless, they feel like it's ok to complain about how TOTALLY HOT it is in their flat in Paris. Now, thanks to social media, this one friend is multiplied by at least a million. Oh, yes--the era of the "white whine/humblebrag" is upon us, and now we don't only have our annoying friends to contend with, but total strangers as well. How awesome is it to hear a supermodel complain about annoyed she is that her private jet is delayed?Super-duper annoying. Like, so annoying it's funny.We've started a little collection of this kind of thing to make you laugh, and then we've left space for you to collect your own as you encounter them!
Dogs Don T Tell Jokes
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Author : Louis Sachar
language : en
Publisher: A&C Black
Release Date : 2013-07-26
Dogs Don T Tell Jokes written by Louis Sachar and has been published by A&C Black this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-07-26 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
'Why did the guy eat two dead skunks for breakfast?' 'Because dead ones squeal when you stick the fork in.' Gary W. Boone knows he was born to be a stand-up comedian. It is the rest of the kids in the class who think he is a fool. Then the Floyd Hicks Junior High School Talent Show is announced, and he starts practising his routine non-stop to get it just right. Gary's sure that this will be his big break - he'll make everyone laugh and will win the $100 prize money. But when an outrageous surprise threatens to turn his debut into a disaster, it looks as if the biggest joke of all may be on Gary himself.
What S So Funny
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Author : Donald E. Westlake
language : en
Publisher: Hachette UK
Release Date : 2008-03-01
What S So Funny written by Donald E. Westlake and has been published by Hachette UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2008-03-01 with Fiction categories.
In what may be the "best Dortmunder yarn yet," Westlake's seasoned but often scoreless crook must take on an impossible crime, one he doesn't want and doesn't believe in -- but a little blackmail goes a long way (Associated Press). All it takes is a few underhanded moves by a tough ex-cop named Eppick to pull Dortmunder into a game he never wanted to play. With no choice, he musters his always-game gang and they set out on a perilous treasure hunt for a long-lost gold and jewel-studded chess set once intended as a birthday gift for the last Romanov czar, which unfortunately reached Russia after that party was over. From the moment Dortmunder reaches for his first pawn, he faces insurmountable odds. The purloined past of this precious set is destined to confound any strategy he finds on the board. Success is not inevitable with John Dortmunder leading the attack, but he's nothing if not persistent, and some gambit or other might just stumble into a winning move.
The Funny Thing About Norman Foreman
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Author : Julietta Henderson
language : en
Publisher: Random House
Release Date : 2021-01-07
The Funny Thing About Norman Foreman written by Julietta Henderson and has been published by Random House this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2021-01-07 with Fiction categories.
---- 'One of those gorgeous books that completely lifts your spirits and restores your faith in humanity' - Ruth Jones, co-creator of Gavin and Stacey and bestselling author of Us Three ---- It was a journey they would always remember . . . for a friend they'd never forget. Norman and Jax are a legendary comedic duo in waiting, with a five-year plan to perform at the Edinburgh Fringe by the time they're fifteen. But when Jax dies before they turn twelve, Norman decides a tribute act for his best friend just can't wait, so he rewrites their plan: 1. Look after mum | 2. Find Dad | 3. Get to the Edinburgh Fringe Sadie knows she won't win Mother of the Year and she's not proud she doesn't know who her son's father is. But when she finds Norman's list, all she wants is to see her son smile again... So they set off on a pilgrimage to Edinburgh, making a few stops to find Norman's dad along the way. The Funny Thing about Norman Foreman is an inspiring, feel-good novel about a small boy with a big heart - and even bigger dreams. ---- 'Tender and hilarious... the perfect tonic for our current times' - Katherine Parkinson 'Charming, funny and cheering' Beth Morrey, author of Saving Missy 'He's wheedled his way into my heart, and I suspect I'll have a Norman-shaped hole there forever' - Clare Pooley, author of The Authenticity Project Readers are in love with Norman: ***** 'An amazing book of determination and not giving up when things are difficult' ***** 'Norman is one of the most lovable characters I have ever met' ***** 'This books breaks your heart in one sentence and makes you laugh the next'
50 Crazy Funny Short Novels For Adults
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Author : Christian Stahl
language : en
Publisher: Midealuck Publishing
Release Date : 2022
50 Crazy Funny Short Novels For Adults written by Christian Stahl and has been published by Midealuck Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2022 with Humor categories.
Have you been feeling overly stressed lately? Give yourself a break from your nuclear surroundings to have a read and crack a smile. With this book you can cheer up and discover: > That there is evidence and insight that certain sea creatures had sex with a human. > Why having dementia can be a good thing if you're up to no good. > How inherently stupid kids believe in fortunetellers. > Why it is useful to have an eccentric uncle in the Texas Panhandle. > Why you should avoid having adventures in a sauna. 50 Entertaining Funny Short Novels for Adults is a beautifully woven together collection of the funniest and at times true-to-life stories our mother Earth has to offer. People do the craziest things, mostly out of sheer natural stupidity, and this book shows stories born in madness, the craziest misadventures and hysterical anecdotes that will make your stomach clench with laughter; you also will be exposed to weird talking points and occasionally interesting insights. This book is best suited for everyone, but mainly for mature adults. A welcome relief for long lonely nights and situations that simply require distraction. Keep it at home to entertain friends and family, gift it to a friend, or package it up for a still suffering creature or a long lost lover. This book will help you in many ways. Get, or give, hours of entertainment, just scroll up and hit the buy button now!
Morrissey Marr The Severed Alliance
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Author : Johnny Rogan
language : en
Publisher: Omnibus Press
Release Date : 2012-06-26
Morrissey Marr The Severed Alliance written by Johnny Rogan and has been published by Omnibus Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-06-26 with Music categories.
Morrissey & Marr: The Severed Alliance is among the most successful – and controversial – rock biographies ever published. Having denounced the book and called for the death of its author Johnny Rogan, Morrissey later did a U-turn and cited it as evidence in the royalty-related court case brought by Smiths drummer Mike Joyce.Now, 20 years after it was first published, Rogan has returned to his definitive Smiths biography to produce a completely revised edition based on new information and new interviews to add to the almost 100 initially conducted over a four-year period. Widely acclaimed as one rock’s leading writers, Johnny Rogan now brings yet more insight and analysis to his best-selling book that revealed, for the first time, the true and unsanitised story of The Smiths – the most important group of their generation.
Funny Frames
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Author : Oliver C. Speck
language : en
Publisher: A&C Black
Release Date : 2010-06-03
Funny Frames written by Oliver C. Speck and has been published by A&C Black this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2010-06-03 with Performing Arts categories.
An incisive and wide-ranging study of Michael Haneke's entire body of work, broadening the scholarship on this highly controversial filmmaker.
Why Men Are Necessary And More News From Nowhere
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Author : Richard Glover
language : en
Publisher: HarperCollins Australia
Release Date : 2012-12-01
Why Men Are Necessary And More News From Nowhere written by Richard Glover and has been published by HarperCollins Australia this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-12-01 with Fiction categories.
A new collection of hilarious stories from Richard's much-loved ABC radio show, THANK GOD IT'S FRIDAY, in the style of his previous collections, IN BED WITH JOCASTA and DESPERATE HUSBANDS. 'Full-on, uncontrollable, laugh-till-you-weep stories. Glover has become the indispensable chronicler of Australian family life.' Geraldine Brooks Wickedly funny stories of everyday life, as heard on ABC Radio's thank God It's Friday. Meet the sexy and feisty Jocasta; confront teenage rebellion in the form of a fish called Wanda; do battle with magpies the size of small fighter jets; try to work out which font you use when speaking the language of love; and find out what men really have to offer. In Richard Glover's stories, the day-to-day becomes vivid, magical and laugh-out-loud funny. 'Glover is better than Proust. OK, maybe not better, but how often do you find yourself in a cold bath at midnight still chuckling over Proust?' Debra Adelaide 'desperately, wickedly funny ... Richard Glover has done the miraculous - he's made ordinary family life extraordinarily entertaining ... Go ahead and open a page at random - you'll laugh out loud.' Augusten Burroughs