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Funny Jokes For Friends And Family 1
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Author : Alan To
language : en
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Release Date : 2017-04-04
Funny Jokes For Friends And Family 1 written by Alan To and has been published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2017-04-04 with categories.
HAPPY! HAPPY! HAPPY! As they say, 'Happy is the best medicine to your body and mind'. And what better way to be happy than by reading funny jokes! Get this book NOW and read 100+ pages of Funny Short Stories and Funny Jokes. Do you want to: - Eliminate stress - Burn calories - Heal yourself - Bring joy to people around and - Most importantly, laugh your heart out! If yes, then this is the book for you. So make yourself at home or at school, relax, and get ready to be happy at our funny jokes collection Jokes for everyone - high quality and hilarious - this book is a must read! So what are you waiting for? Scroll up NOW and click the BUY Button to get your own copy! Young readers will have a fun time sharing this funny collection of hilarious jokes with their friends and family! A great gift for everyone! Sample Jokes in the Book 1.$5,000,000 or 5 Daughters? The Wiseman asks: "What would you choose, five millions dollars or five daughters?" The Fool replies: "Silly! Of course, I would choose five millions dollars!" The Wiseman said: "If you have five millions dollars, you will not be satisfied and always want more money, but if you have five daughters, you will surely say, 'I have enough.'" 2.A Tricky Letter from The Prisoner A prisoner knows that the letters he sent to his wife from the prison were screened first. When he received his wife's letter about her home garden, the letter is written: "Honey, when should we plant our potatoes?" He wrote a replied letter: "No matter what, DO NOT dig any soil in the garden. I buried all my guns and weapons in there. " A few days later his wife replied, "Seven investigators came to my home, they dig every inch of soil in the garden." Then she received her husband's letter, "Now is the time to plant some potatoes." 3.Typing Skill CEO: "Wow! You typing skill is greatly improved! There are only six typos! Keep up the good work!" Secretary: "Thank you!" CEO: "Now, let's take a look at the second line..."
Funny Jokes For Friends And Family 2
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Author : Alan To
language : en
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Release Date : 2017-04-16
Funny Jokes For Friends And Family 2 written by Alan To and has been published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2017-04-16 with categories.
HAPPY! HAPPY! HAPPY! As they say, 'Happy is the best medicine to your body and mind'. And what better way to be happy than by reading funny jokes! Get this book NOW and read 100+ pages of Funny Short Stories and Funny Jokes. Do you want to: -Eliminate stress -Burn calories -Heal yourself -Bring joy to people around and -Most importantly, laugh your heart out! If yes, then this is the book for you. So make yourself at home or at school, relax, and get ready to be happy at our funny jokes collection Jokes for everyone - high quality and hilarious - this book is a must read! So what are you waiting for? Young readers will have a fun time sharing this funny collection of hilarious jokes with their friends and family! A great gift for everyone! Sample Jokes in the Book 1.Beauty And The Beast Once upon a time, there were a Beauty And The Beast living in a castle. One day, they have a snow fight but they are getting serious and they quarrelled about it. Belle: Your snow ball hit me so hard! Then she slapped his face. Beast: That's it! I have enough and I'm breaking up with you! Belle: Fine! Then your spell will never be broken. But before I'm gone, let me slap you one more time! Beast: Slap me again if you dare! Belle slaps him right away. Beast: Fine, you win! Since you listen to me, forgive you. Then The Beauty and The Beast are living happily together ever after. 2.What Are You Going To Do With A Broken Precious Vase Artist Merchant asks the job seeker: "Do you have any experience?" Job Seeker: "Oh, yes, I have." Artist Merchant: "Suppose we accidentally shattered a precious vase, what are you going to do?" Job Seeker: "I put the broken piece into one vase again, and when a rich customer came in, I put it in a proper place so that the customer accidentally breaks it again." Artist Merchant: "Well said, you are hired." 3.I Just Don't Want To Take The Risk There is a man who has a wife that would only complain day and night. One day, he and his wife came to Jerusalem for vacation. During the vacation, his wife suddenly died. The funeral agency said, "You can choose to spend $10,000 to send her body to your country or spend $100 to bury it in this land of Jerusalem." The man thought for a moment, and he would take her back home. The funeral agency asked him, "Why would you rather spend $10,000 for her to return home rather than burying her in this place and spend less money? I'm sure that you really love her" The man said, "A long time ago, a man was dead here, buried here, and after three days he was raised again." He continued, "I just don't want to take the risk..." 4.The Differences Between Terrorists and Women 1. Terrorists tell you exactly what they want but women always want you to guess what they want. 2. Terrorists will negotiate with you but you cannot negotiate with a woman. 3. Terrorists will kill hostage but women will not do so, they will only kidnap the hostage for life. 4. Terrorists can give you death but woman can make you live as if you were death. 5. When negotiating with terrorists, they may agree with lesser ransom. When negotiating with a woman, they always want more money. 6. In the negotiation, you may be able to find a bunch of people and police to catch terrorists but women will find a bunch of people and the police coming give you trouble.
Funny Jokes For Friends And Family 3
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Author : Alan To
language : en
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Release Date : 2017-04-17
Funny Jokes For Friends And Family 3 written by Alan To and has been published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2017-04-17 with categories.
HAPPY! HAPPY! HAPPY! As they say, 'Happy is the best medicine to your body and mind'. And what better way to be happy than by reading funny jokes! Get this book NOW and read Funny Short Stories and Funny Jokes. Do you want to - - Eliminate stress - Burn calories - Heal yourself - Bring joy to people around and - Most importantly, laugh your heart out! If yes, then this is the book for you. So make yourself at home or at school, relax, and get ready to be happy at our funny jokes collection Jokes for everyone - high quality and hilarious - this book is a must read! So what are you waiting for? Young readers will have a fun time sharing this funny collection of hilarious jokes with their friends and family! A great gift for everyone! Sample Jokes in the Book 1.The First Question of Donald Trump President of United States is most afraid of falling into the language trap when doing a public speech, so he always speaks with cautious. One day, Donald Trump visited Russia. At the airport, a reporter asked Donald Trump, 'Do you want to go to the nightclub?' Donald Trump is very smart and replied this question with another question: 'Is there any nightclub in Russia?' In the next morning, the headline of the newspaper is: "The first question of Donald Trump that he asked when he arrived Russia: 'Is there any nightclub in Russia?' " 2.One Wish For Three People One day, three people went to the cliff and they met a genie! The genie grants each of them a wish, only if they jump down the cliff while making their wish. The sea is next to the cliff, so it is safe for them to jump down. The first man jumped down and shouted, 'Money! Money!' When he landed, he has money all over his body. The second man jumped down and shouted, 'Gold! Gold!' When he landed, he has gold all over his body. The third man saw that he could not wait to jump down, but unfortunately he was caught by the branches on the way. He shouted, 'Oh! Shit!' In the end, he has shit all over his body. 3.Who Fart on Bus? In the morning, the bus was crowded with people. Someone secretly farts and farts again and it smells so badly, and the passengers cannot move away. Everyone wants to find out this guy and kick him out of the bus, but no one knows who farts. Finally, the driver said, 'Hey! The farting guy! You have not paid the fare yet!' Bob replied. 'Yes, I have paid the fare!' and then he was kicked out of the bus. 4.A Great Prophet There was a place that has no rain for three year. A desperate farmer came to ask the prophet, 'When will it rain?' The prophet gave him an envelop and said, 'This is a secret, and do not reveal it until the time comes. The time will come when you see rain in the sky, then and only then the secret is for you to reveal.' Three days later, it began to rain, and the farmer remembered what the prophet has said, and took out the envelop and opened it. It is written: "It's raining today." The farmer was shocked and said, 'His prophecy comes true! He is really a great prophet!' The Fatal Food One day, a famous nutritionist gave a speech to a large audience in Chicago. "The things we eat that goes into our stomach are enough to kill the majority of people here: the meat is terrible and the vegetables are terrible, and no one of us is aware of the bacteria that are present in the drinking water, and out of all, there is one food that is the most dangerous to our health, but we all have to eat it someday, who can tell me what the fatal food I am talking about? Anyone? The gentleman of the first row, please tell me your answer." The man bowed his head and replied, "A Wedding Cake."
Super Silly Funny Jokes Just For Kids
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Author : P. J. Cooper
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2018-06-03
Super Silly Funny Jokes Just For Kids written by P. J. Cooper and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2018-06-03 with categories.
Why should you never trust a pig with a secret? Because it's bound to squeal!Well the secret is out! Get ready to laugh, giggle and snort! Super Silly Funny Jokes Just for Kids is wholesome fun that everyone can enjoy!Young readers will have so much fun with Super Silly Funny Jokes Just for Kids. This funny Q&A style book will provide hundreds of hilarious jokes that kids can share with family and friends, or anyone that wants to have a good laugh.Grown Ups Beware! Super Silly Funny Jokes is Just For Kids! - OR For Those That Are Still a Kid at Heart.
Almost 500 Short Jokes For Kids
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Author : Evelyn A. Hartwell et al.
language : en
Publisher: Evelyn A. Hartwell et al.
Release Date : 2024-05-18
Almost 500 Short Jokes For Kids written by Evelyn A. Hartwell et al. and has been published by Evelyn A. Hartwell et al. this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2024-05-18 with Juvenile Nonfiction categories.
Are you ready to bring joy and laughter into your home? Imagine your little ones bursting into giggles and sharing laughs with friends and family, all thanks to a unique collection of jokes specially crafted to tickle the funny bones of children and adults alike. This is more than just a book—it’s a gateway to countless moments of joy and family bonding. Picture your child’s bright smile as they crack jokes from their new favorite read at family gatherings, or the quiet giggles during bedtime stories. It's not just a book; it's a treasure trove of happiness for your family. In these pages, you'll find a plethora of jokes ranging from puns that will have you rolling your eyes to clever quips that will surprise you with their wit. Each joke has been carefully selected to ensure it's not only safe but also genuinely funny for kids. This collection is an invaluable resource for any parent looking to engage their child in reading, boost their confidence in social settings, and provide them with a joyful escape. It's perfect for long car trips, school breaks, and as a daily laughter dose! Don't wait to bring this bundle of joy into your child's life. Gift them laughter and the joy of sharing it with others. After all, what's more rewarding than hearing your child laugh and seeing them make others laugh too? Embrace the giggles, the chuckles, and the outright belly laughs that will fill your home. Grab a copy today and let the good times roll!
101 Funny Jokes Vol 1
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Author : Hennessy Kids
language : en
Publisher: 101 Funny Jokes
Release Date : 2022-12-12
101 Funny Jokes Vol 1 written by Hennessy Kids and has been published by 101 Funny Jokes this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2022-12-12 with categories.
The Hennessy Kids are back, this time with their first volume of 101 Funny Jokes. Enjoy sharing these jokes with your friends & family, and have a good time laughing out loud and groaning with delight.
Laugh Out Loud Jokes For Kids Book
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Author : Mike Ferris
language : en
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Release Date : 2015-02-08
Laugh Out Loud Jokes For Kids Book written by Mike Ferris and has been published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2015-02-08 with Wit and humor, Juvenile categories.
Fabulous Masterpiece from #1 Amazon Bestselling Children Humour Author! This Fabulous Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids Book provides children ages 6-12 many hours of fun and laughter. Young readers will have a blast sharing this collection of hundreds of one-liners, knock knock jokes, tongue twisters, lough out loud and more with their friends and family! This brand new book will have children rolling on the floor with laughter and is sure to be a great gift idea for any child. Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids Book
Best Kids Jokes Ever Volume 1
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Author : Highlights
language : en
Publisher: Highlights Press
Release Date : 2018-07-17
Best Kids Jokes Ever Volume 1 written by Highlights and has been published by Highlights Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2018-07-17 with Juvenile Nonfiction categories.
365 sidesplitting jokes for budding comedians! Curated by the editors of Highlights, this uproarious humor collection features wholesome jokes the whole family can enjoy. Kids ages 6-9 love jokes—reading them, learning them and sharing them—and this collection of jokes and riddles is guaranteed to bring them hours of laugh-out-loud fun. What does a duck eat with soup? Quackers, of course! This humor collection will keep jokesters entertained with age-appropriate jokes in a wide range of kid-friendly topics like animals, school, travel and food. Fun black-and-white cartoons add to the 128 pages of silliness. Joke books encourage kids to read for fun and provide screen-free entertainment for road trips, rainy days and more—a great option for reluctant readers! Plus, sharing jokes with friends and family isn’t just fun; wordplay found in jokes and riddles boosts young readers’ language skills. Telling jokes also helps kids build confidence and social-emotional skills to help them succeed in school.
Jokes
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Author : Joe King
language : en
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Release Date : 2017-02-20
Jokes written by Joe King and has been published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2017-02-20 with categories.
Have you ever been in a situation where you need to lighten the mood, or just want a few moments to make your friends, family or coworkers laugh? There's no better way to do that than by telling them a joke. Jokes, riddles, and funny stories are a time-tested method to put anyone in a better mood, or even impress that special someone by showing off your humorous side. Gathered in this collection are some of the funniest, wittiest, dumbest, most groan-inducing jokes you and your soon-to-be-audience have ever heard. Be prepared to chuckle, snort, laugh out loud, and even roll your eyes at the jokes, stories, anecdotes, and riddles in this book. Warning: There are some... how should I put it? Less than work-appropriate jokes in here. Some may even be downright offensive to some people. Know your audience before telling some of these jokes or, at least, be open to the thought that not everyone has the same sense of humor as you do. (They're just wet blankets, though. They don't deserve to laugh at your jokes, anyways!) Please, enjoy! **This book may contain material that can be considered lewd or offensive**
Dad Jokes
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Author : Matthew Cooper
language : en
Publisher: Power Pub
Release Date : 2019-05-30
Dad Jokes written by Matthew Cooper and has been published by Power Pub this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019-05-30 with Humor categories.
This book is value-packed with 2 manuscripts inside: Dad Jokes: The Best Dad Jokes, Awfully Bad but Funny Jokes and Puns Volume 1 Dad Jokes: The Best Dad Jokes, Awfully Bad but Funny Jokes and Puns Volume 2 Save over 20% when purchasing this book compared to purchasing both volumes individually. There is almost a total of 900 painfully funny Dad Jokes in here Sometimes nothing makes more sense than a good, old fashioned corny joke to make the heart merry, and put a smile on everyone's face. Dad jokes or bad jokes, either one is fine. They sometimes do the trick... What is an elf who has just won the lottery called...? "Welfy..." There are plenty of puns in here which you can recite to your friends ans pass yourself off as word smith - unless your last name is NOT Smith. What do you call a Mexican who's just had his 4x4 stolen...? Carlos... Looking for the perfect Christmas present for Dad?Search no more, with this hilarious book of Dad Jokes. What's inside: Father and Son Jokes Family Jokes Marriage Jokes Work Jokes Alcohol Jokes Animal Jokes Food Jokes Crude Jokes Fruit and Veggie Jokes Light Bulb Jokes Iowan Jokes Yo Mama Jokes Knock Knock Jokes Christmas Jokes Weather Jokes Valentine Jokes Thanksgiving Jokes Birthday Jokes Coffee Jokes General Wordplay Jokes Creative Answering Machine Messages Countless Cheesy Puns A total of almost 900 Jokes What are you waiting for? Scroll up and click 'add to cart' for a hilarious experience with family and friends