Funny Little Pregnant Things
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Funny Little Pregnant Things
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Author : Emily Doherty
language : en
Publisher: SparkPress
Release Date : 2016-04-05
Funny Little Pregnant Things written by Emily Doherty and has been published by SparkPress this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-04-05 with Health & Fitness categories.
Today’s pregnancy books may no longer recommend martinis and cigarettes to help pregnant women relax, but most offer moms to be a ton of worthless information—like what kind of fruit your baby is the size of at Week 16. Is there any practical value in knowing that your child resembles produce? And where’s the good stuff—the useful details, like beware of the baby registry and all the crap you will never use, or be prepared to get breast milk all over everything you own? Hilarious, candid, and easy to read, Funny Little Pregnant Things is full of helpful information about all the stuff people don’t tell you about pregnancy—the good, the bad, and the ugly.
Belly Laughs 10th Anniversary Edition
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Author : Jenny McCarthy
language : en
Publisher: Hachette UK
Release Date : 2014-01-07
Belly Laughs 10th Anniversary Edition written by Jenny McCarthy and has been published by Hachette UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-01-07 with Family & Relationships categories.
The New York Times bestseller--never shy, frequently crude and always funny, Jenny McCarthy gives the lowdown on pregnancy in the grittiest girlfriend detail Revealing the naked truth about the tremendous joys, the excruciating pains, and the inevitable disfigurement that go along with pregnancy, Jenny McCarthy tells you what you can really expect when you're expecting! From morning sickness and hormonal rage, to hemorrhoids, granny panties, pregnant sex, and the torture and sweet relief that is delivery, Belly Laughs is must-read comic relief for anyone who is pregnant, has ever been pregnant, is trying to get pregnant, or, indeed, has ever been born!
The Pregnancy Book For Men
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Author :
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2014
The Pregnancy Book For Men written by and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014 with Fatherhood categories.
She's pregnant. Now what? The Pregnancy Book for Men is a week-by-week guide to what's going on with your pregnant partner. Packed full of helpful tips and man-friendly info, this is the pregnancy guide that explains it all--from food cravings to baby kicks. Paperback, 144 pages
The Christian Mama S Guide To Having A Baby
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Author : Erin MacPherson
language : en
Publisher: Thomas Nelson Inc
Release Date : 2013
The Christian Mama S Guide To Having A Baby written by Erin MacPherson and has been published by Thomas Nelson Inc this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013 with Family & Relationships categories.
Everything you need to know about pregnancy--from weight gain to stretch marks to figuring out how to rely on Christ through the ups and downs of the next nine months. This comprehensive guide is packed with information that every newly pregnant Christian mama needs--including: help for pregnancy insomnia, morning sickness, weight gain and more advice on how to maintain a godly attitude and outlook during pregnancy--even when you're feeling anything but godly what to expect from doctor check-ups, your encounters with the scale and labor and delivery tips on how to survive food cravings, aversions, and even dreaded pregnancy exercise healthy eating advice for pregnancy that doesn't outright ban ice cream sundaes ideas on how to keep your marriage a priority when you're pregnant, including a guide for Christian dads-to-be and even pregnancy sex tips This detailed guide takes you through each trimester with helpful tips, humorous accounts, and supportive spiritual advice--all with a girlfriend-to-girlfriend approach that will help moms feel comfortable as they navigate this life-changing time.
Our Sweet Memories Of Pregnancy Journal
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Author : Little Gems
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2019-12-19
Our Sweet Memories Of Pregnancy Journal written by Little Gems and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019-12-19 with categories.
Life is truly a miracle and "Our Sweet Memories of Pregnancy Journal" is the perfect Cute and Colorful Diary to celebrate and remember this special time before your baby is born. Whether you've just received the happy news, you're waiting to meet your bundle of joy any day now, it's important that you set the time aside to record your journey through pregnancy and parenthood. It's a story that you're definitely going to want to share with your little one someday! Don't forget to mark the best moments that take your breath away of every week of pregnancy: the first reactions to the new, the first kick, listening to your child's heartbeat or finding out the baby's gender! The best part? This planner becomes a memory book to look back on long after your baby is grown. This Journal is the perfect place to preserve your treasured memories and all the fleeting little moments for the future - all in the delicate, beautifully cute design. As a new mom, you'll be able to record all the important things that happen during pregnancy and all the information that will interest your child in future like: - The first moment where you knew that you'll become a mother. - All important information about the parents. - The Baby Bump progression photos (OMG! The cutest thing in the world.) - Motivational and beautifully designed quotes that you can meditate every trimester of your pregnancy. - Weekly writing about your pregnancy to be shared with your little one when they grow up. - Keep a list of all the cute (and embarrassing) baby names you had in mind. - Customizable checklist of your packing to your hospital for the Mom and Baby (with essentials written as default). - All important information and first memories of the NewBorn Baby just after giving Birth. Pregnancy just happens to be a time when women are faced with physical and emotional stress, forgetfulness, anxiety, and sometimes even decreases in productivity therefore journaling can have a positive impact on your pregnancy experience. "Our Sweet Memories of Pregnancy Journal" is designed in a way that it requires a very low commitment from the pregnant women but still efficient to record all the concise information in one place without unnecessary and repetitive questions and exaggerated number of pages that make the journal look bigger and heavier and that can easily boring and discouraging the new mom to keep writing her diaries. Here are some benefits of "Our Sweet Memories of Pregnancy Journal" : ♥ Journaling can be a stress management tool. ♥ Journaling can boost your memory. ♥ Journaling can be helpful in managing anxiety. ♥ Journal can be useful for managing depression. ♥ Journaling can help with productivity. ♥ Journal is a bonding mom to her baby for a lifetime, every time you'll check it in the future with your kid, you'll certainly feel that connexion and motherhood strong feelings throughout the memories you recorded. ♥ Journal is simply a memory 'time-capsule' of your favourite pregnancy and birth moments.
Regretting Motherhood
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Author : Orna Donath
language : en
Publisher: North Atlantic Books
Release Date : 2017-07-11
Regretting Motherhood written by Orna Donath and has been published by North Atlantic Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2017-07-11 with Social Science categories.
Women who opt not to be mothers are frequently warned that they will regret their decision later in life, yet we rarely talk about the possibility that the opposite might also be true—that women who have children might regret it. Drawing on years of research interviewing women from a variety of socioeconomic, educational, and professional backgrounds, sociologist Orna Donath treats regret as a feminist issue: as regret marks the road not taken, we need to consider whether alternative paths for women currently are blocked off. She asks that we pay attention to what is forbidden by rules governing motherhood, time, and emotion, including the cultural assumption that motherhood is a “natural” role for women—for the sake of all women, not just those who regret becoming mothers. If we are disturbed by the idea that a woman might regret becoming a mother, Donath says, our response should not be to silence and shame these women; rather, we need to ask honest and difficult questions about how society pushes women into motherhood and why those who reconsider it are still seen as a danger to the status quo. Groundbreaking, thoughtful, and provocative, this is an especially needed book in our current political climate, as women's reproductive rights continue to be at the forefront of national debates.
The Big Fat Activity Book For Pregnant People
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Author : Jordan Reid
language : en
Publisher: Hachette UK
Release Date : 2017-04-27
The Big Fat Activity Book For Pregnant People written by Jordan Reid and has been published by Hachette UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2017-04-27 with Humor categories.
THE PERFECT GIFT FOR MUMS-TO-BE WITH A SENSE OF HUMOUR. Part diary, part colouring book, and part brutally honest (and hysterically funny) collection of advice, this is for the new mother who wants to chill out, laugh her face off, and realise with every page that she is not alone. Two stars of the lifestyle and parenting blogosphere invoke the mindless fun and nostalgic appeal of an old-school activity book in this irreverent, laugh-out-loud twist on the traditional baby journal, with illustrated activities, lists, essays, and musings on what pregnancy is really like. - Wordsearches: Nope, Sorry (All the Stuff You're Not Allowed to Have Anymore); Bad Baby Names - Mazes: Make it from Your Desk to the Bathroom Without Throwing Up - Lists: How to Baby Shop Without Crying - Advice: Yoga Teachers (Also Your Mum Friends, Your Parents, People on Facebook, All Articles, and Everyone You Meet) Want to Tell You How to Give Birth, But You Don t Have to Listen - Quizzes: Stop: Labour Time!
The Girlfriends Guide To Pregnancy
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Author : Vicki Iovine
language : en
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Release Date : 2007-01-09
The Girlfriends Guide To Pregnancy written by Vicki Iovine and has been published by Simon and Schuster this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2007-01-09 with Health & Fitness categories.
The practical, comforting, honest, and hilarious bestseller for moms-to-be, with more than one and a half million copies in print! Your doctor gives you medical advice. Your mother buys you baby clothes. But who can give you the real skinny when you’re pregnant? Your girlfriends, of course—at least, the ones who’ve been through the exhilaration and exhaustion, the agony and ecstasy of pregnancy. Four-time delivery room veteran Vicki Iovine talks to you the way only a best friend can—in the book that will go the whole nine months for every mother-to-be. In this revised and updated edition, get the lowdown on all those little things that are too strange or embarrassing to ask, practical tips, and hilarious takes on everything pregnant. What really happens to your body—from morning sickness and gas to eating everything in sight—and what it’s like to go from being a babe to having one. The Many Moods of Pregnancy—why you’re so irritable/distracted/tired/lightheaded (or at least more than usual). Staying Stylish—You may be pregnant, but you can still be the fashionista you’ve always been (or at least you don’t have to look like a walking beachball)—wearing the hippest designers and proudly showing off your bump. Pregnancy is Down To a Science—from in vitro fertilization to scheduled c-sections, there are so many options, alternatives, and scientific tests to take that being pregnant can be downright confusing! And much more! For a reassuring voice or just a few good belly laughs, turn to this straight-talking guide on what to really expect when you’re expecting.
The Sh T No One Tells You About Pregnancy
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Author : Dawn Dais
language : en
Publisher: Seal Press
Release Date : 2017-11-07
The Sh T No One Tells You About Pregnancy written by Dawn Dais and has been published by Seal Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2017-11-07 with Health & Fitness categories.
The fourth book in Dawn Dais's popular Sh!t No One Tells You series offers "been there, freaked out about that" advice for expectant parents The fourth title in Dawn Dais's popular parenting series, The Sh!t No One Tells You About Pregnancy is quite possibly the funniest, and most heartfelt, yet. After all, pregnancy is not all about scanning Pinterest for baby shower themes and registering for ironic onesies, and sometimes the less flattering aspects of gestation have a way of dimming a bit of that so-called pregnancy glow. Not to worry! Dawn is here, ready to shepherd you through the experience of one human body taking on the task of growing another human body. (Spoiler alert: It ain't always pretty.) Dawn covers it all, sharing expert lists, tips, warnings, and even a series of Parent-Training Workouts designed to increase readers' tolerance to the various indignities of parenthood, like peeing with an audience and surviving an afternoon in Chuck E. Cheese. The Sh!t No One Tells You About Pregnancy is a must-have guide for expectant moms (and their partners!) who are looking for some counsel, comedy, and camaraderie during their ultimate countdown to parenthood.
There S No Manual
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Author : Beth Newell
language : en
Publisher: Penguin
Release Date : 2020-02-04
There S No Manual written by Beth Newell and has been published by Penguin this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-02-04 with Health & Fitness categories.
The info-packed, truth-telling guide expectant and new mothers have been screaming into their pillows for. So you're making a person...and no one will stop telling you what to do about it. Your friends, your neighbors, your Uber driver--everyone is giving you unsolicited advice, to which Beth and Jackie say: F*ck advice! There's no "right" way to be pregnant or a new mom, only stretchy pants to be worn and choices to be made. This illustrated guide asks and answers all the essential questions that pop up from the first trimester to the fourth, such as: Should I have an unmedicated or drugged-out birth? (Up to you!) Will I have time to pee as a new mom? (Maybe!) How do I avoid hating my partner? (That's a little more complicated.) Funny, feminist, and, above all, pro-mom, this book is an actually useful baby shower gift.