Funny Song Shit
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The Poop Song
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Author : Eric Litwin
language : en
Publisher: Chronicle Books LLC
Release Date : 2021-04-13
The Poop Song written by Eric Litwin and has been published by Chronicle Books LLC this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2021-04-13 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
A satisfyingly silly picture book sing-along about pooping—a topic kids find hilarious and parents find necessary! Discover how cats, pelicans, space aliens, and even dinosaurs poop in this rollicking, rhyming verse that's sure to elicit giggles. With plenty of hilarious pictures and a catchy chorus that encourages young children to use the toilet, this laugh-out-loud story is the go-to potty training book that every family needs. • A playful approach to potty training • Full of humor that is silly, not disgusting • From the bestselling author of Pete the Cat: I Love my White Shoes Everybody's pooping all day long. That's why we sing the pooping song! A former elementary school teacher, Eric Litwin's books interweave traditional reading methods with music and movement to make learning fun and effective. • Children's books for kids ages 2–4 • Perfect for families potty training • Great for fans of silly picture books
Play Some Shit
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Author : B. P. G. BPG Notebooks
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2019-04-18
Play Some Shit written by B. P. G. BPG Notebooks and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019-04-18 with categories.
Come one lets play some shit! This blank music diary is for music lovers & instructors. It's a song writing journal perfect for any musician who has a sense of humor. This music composition notebook allows a musician to write notes in staff/stave line making it ideal for songwriting, violin, piano, guitar, and other musical instruments. Perfect for music composition, college music theory classes, study, practice lessons, or transcribing music. Write some notations, compose a musical, or come up with a beautiful song. Whatever you do just play some shit so we can all hear what an amazing sound it makes! FEATURES:SIZE- 8.5"X 11" PAGES- 120 with 13 (5 lines) staffs per pagePURPOSE- Perfect for writing and composing music
Funny Song Shit
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Author : Van Hover Store
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2019-06-04
Funny Song Shit written by Van Hover Store and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019-06-04 with categories.
🎼 Standard Manuscript Paper 100 pages of blank sheet music. This is a great way to store your own compositions, lesson material (8.5 x 11 inches). 🎵 🎧 For Music Instruction, Study & Songwriting.🎹 For Piano & Other Instruments.🎷🎸🎺🎻music notebook, manuscript paper, staff paper notebook, blank sheet music notebook sheet music paper, hal leonard corp, music sheet notebooks, staff paper, manuscript notebook, sheet music notebook, music paper, blank sheet music, music sheet paper, blank music notebook, manuscript paper notebook, piano notebook, music paper notebook, music staff paper, music manuscript notebook, music manuscript paper, music staff notebook
Poo Poo Bum Bum Wee Wee
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Author : Steven Cowell
language : en
Publisher: Penguin UK
Release Date : 2021-08-05
Poo Poo Bum Bum Wee Wee written by Steven Cowell and has been published by Penguin UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2021-08-05 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
Poo poo, bum bum, wee wee - I sing my toilet song. Poo poo, bum bum, wee wee - I sing it all day long! Encourage toddlers and young children to use the toilet confidently with this hilarious rhyming picture book! Featuring bright, friendly illustrations and a very catchy rhyme, this fun picture book has been written in consultation with parents to break down all the stages of using the toilet into easy steps, from how to wipe to handwashing. This book will help take the stress and worry out of toilet training, as children can sing the song and learn to use the toilet without fear or fuss!
Funny Shit
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Author :
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2015
Funny Shit written by and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2015 with categories.
Shit Actually
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Author : Lindy West
language : en
Publisher: Hachette UK
Release Date : 2020-10-20
Shit Actually written by Lindy West and has been published by Hachette UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-10-20 with Humor categories.
One of the "Best Books of 2020" by NPR's Book Concierge **Your Favorite Movies, Re-Watched** New York Times opinion writer and bestselling author Lindy West was once the in-house movie critic for Seattle's alternative newsweekly The Stranger, where she covered film with brutal honesty and giddy irreverence. In Shit, Actually, Lindy returns to those roots, re-examining beloved and iconic movies from the past 40 years with an eye toward the big questions of our time: Is Twilight the horniest movie in history? Why do the zebras in The Lion King trust Mufasa-WHO IS A LION-to look out for their best interests? Why did anyone bother making any more movies after The Fugitive achieved perfection? And, my god, why don't any of the women in Love, Actually ever fucking talk?!?! From Forrest Gump, Honey I Shrunk the Kids, and Bad Boys II, to Face/Off, Top Gun, and The Notebook, Lindy combines her razor-sharp wit and trademark humor with a genuine adoration for nostalgic trash to shed new critical light on some of our defining cultural touchstones-the stories we've long been telling ourselves about who we are. At once outrageously funny and piercingly incisive, Shit, Actually reminds us to pause and ask, "How does this movie hold up?", all while teaching us how to laugh at the things we love without ever letting them or ourselves off the hook. Shit, Actually is a love letter and a break-up note all in one: to the films that shaped us and the ones that ruined us. More often than not, Lindy finds, they're one and the same.
Crap Lyrics
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Author : Johnny Sharp
language : en
Publisher: Portico
Release Date : 2012-05-01
Crap Lyrics written by Johnny Sharp and has been published by Portico this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-05-01 with Music categories.
Even the greatest songwriters (and Spandau Ballet) have had the odd bad day at the office. Or more likely, a bad few minutes in the studio toilets scribbling the first words they can think of on the back of their tranquiliser prescription shortly before the vocal has to be recorded. Johnny Sharp has trawled half a century of lyrics to find the funniest examples of crippled couplets, outrageous innuendo, mixed metaphors, shameless self-delusion, nefarious nonsense and flagrant filth. Not to mention unforgivable over-use of alliteration. Crap Lyrics is a humorous celebration (and occasionally, condemnation) of over 120 of the most ridiculous hooks, lines and stinkers from pop poetry through the modern ages. Johnny Sharp has spent 15 years as a music journalist, and several of those years writing for NME under the name Johnny Cigarettes, so he knows that ridicule is nothing to be scared of. He's serious as cancer when he asks: Are we human, or are we dancer? And where do we go from here? Is it down to the lake, I fear? While moving like a tortoise, full of rigor mortis? Whether you're a diplomat, or even down the Laundromat, if you have ever heard a song and thought 'You what?', this is the book for you.
Everyone Poops
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Author : Taro Gomi
language : en
Publisher: Chronicle Books LLC
Release Date : 2020-09-01
Everyone Poops written by Taro Gomi and has been published by Chronicle Books LLC this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-09-01 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
The beloved, bestselling potty-training classic, now re-released for a new generation! An elephant makes a big poop. A mouse makes a tiny poop. Everyone eats, so of course: everyone poops! Taro Gomi's classic, go-to picture book for straight-talk on all things "number 2" is back, as fresh and funny as ever. • Both a matter-of-fact, educational guide and a hilarious romp through poop territory • Filled with timeless OMG moments for both kids and adults • Colorful and content-rich picture book The concept of going to the bathroom is made concrete through this illustrated narrative that is both verbally and visually engaging. Everyone Poops is just right for potty-training and everyday reading with smart, curious readers. • Perfect for children ages 0 to 3 years old • Equal parts educational and entertaining, this makes a great book for parents and grandparents who are potty-training their toddler. • You'll love this book if you love books like P is for Potty! (Sesame Street) by Naomi Kleinberg, Potty by Leslie Patricelli, The Potty Train by David Hochman and Ruth Kennison.
Do Epic Shit
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Author : The Lights The Lights Hunter
language : en
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Release Date : 2018-06-30
Do Epic Shit written by The Lights The Lights Hunter and has been published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2018-06-30 with categories.
This spectacularly designed song and music composition notebook is a wonderful multi-purpose: This is a lined song and music composition notebook for sketching journals, jotting down thoughts, ideas and writing notes. The size of paper is 8.5 by 11 inches; this notebook is durable to withstand any activities and adventures. The unlined paper is made with 60lb - 90 GSM paper to prevent ink leakage. The notebook is comparable to a letter-sized notebook. Specifications: Dimensions: 8.5" x 11" (Letter Size) Layout: Lined Song and Music Composition Paper Cover: Soft, matte laminated paperback cover Paper Color: White Pages: 110 Made with passion, love and inspirations for motivating the owner in positive ways. 8 Benefits of Keeping a Journal or Diary 1. Improve your writing. If you have ever wanted to practice or improve your writing, the best thing to do is write. 2. Inspire creativity. Everyone is creative. If you don't think you are, then maybe you haven't tried. Your journal is a place to write down anything that comes to mind. The crazier the idea, the better. Let your imagination wander to the farthest parts of your mind and record the journey. 3. Brainstorm ideas more effectively. The benefits of journal writing are that you are able to keep all of your ideas in one place, no matter how all over the place they may be. Feel free to jot down whatever pops into your head and let your mind wander. 4. Stay organized. Diaries help keep your thoughts organized and comprehensible. You can record daily musings, the feelings you had about a certain experience or the opinions you had about a specific event. 5. Reduce stress. Writing down your feelings acts as a release and can be very cleansing. If you are able to put your anxieties, frustrations and pains on paper, then you are less likely to harbor them inside, which creates stress. 6. Allow yourself to self-reflect. To quote Ferris Bueller, "Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it." Our lives can become very hectic, making it easy to get caught up in the day-to-day. Responsibilities and expectations start to consume us. Journaling is a way to take a step back from all of that and reflect on yourself. 7. Achieve your goals. It is known that you are more likely to achieve your goals if you write them down. By keeping a diary, you not only can write down a list of ambitions and aspirations, you can expand on them. You can monitor your progress and continue to motivate yourself by documenting new developments and achievements. 8. Improve your memory. By writing down ideas and thoughts you have had throughout the day, your brain is more likely to store that information. If you learn something new, a diary is a place to store the details, but as you recover those facts and write them down, your brain will make stronger connections with that information and you will have an easier time recalling it.
This Be Some Epic Shit
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Author : Songbird Songbird Publications
language : en
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Release Date : 2018-08-12
This Be Some Epic Shit written by Songbird Songbird Publications and has been published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2018-08-12 with categories.
AN EPIC FUCKING NOTEBOOK... For all your hella good ideas. Perfect for recording your adventures, song lyrics, book ideas, and the thoughts you had while you were drunk or stoned. Makes a fun gift for friends and family who appreciate the humor. Oh... and narcissists... they love this kinda shit! Also useful for plain old boring notes. *Adult humour. Not appropriate for children. 6X9 inch, 107 pages, lightly lined, matte softcover