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Get Beach Slapped
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Author : Lisa Morgan
language : en
Publisher: Page Publishing Inc
Release Date : 2015-02-19
Get Beach Slapped written by Lisa Morgan and has been published by Page Publishing Inc this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2015-02-19 with Humor categories.
Go on the ride of your life as the hilarious Lisa Morgan talks to you about anything and everything under the sun. She teaches you life lessons that she has learned from almost everyone who are near and dear to her—her husband, her mother, her father, her grandmothers, and even her missing aunt—and she provides you with in-your-face realizations about life, love, friendship, sense of self, laughter, relationships, faith, karma, and keeping it real. She takes her own everyday experiences—some good, some not so good, and some really bad—and relates them to useful advices that we can all use one time or another in our lives. Lisa holds nothing back as she writes with a passion about things and subjects that interest her, and she isn’t afraid to show what her true opinions are on certain issues. Partnered with her witty quips and laugh-out-loud one-liners peppered throughout the pages, this book will make you smile, laugh, cry, and nod your head in agreement.
Beach Slapped
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Author : Barton Grover Howe
language : en
Publisher: Flying Starfish Press
Release Date : 2014-06-25
Beach Slapped written by Barton Grover Howe and has been published by Flying Starfish Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-06-25 with Fiction categories.
A sea lion getting randy with a marine biologist off the coast of Surfland, Oregon, marks only the beginning of Jackson Poe’s strangest week ever. Teaming up with a nudist mascot with a penchant for cooking seafood in exploding butter, Poe takes a break from his freelance writing non-career to find out why a ruthless developer seems hell-bent on making crossing the street unsafe for little old ladies. Following leads throughout the byzantine streets of Surfland, with the top down on his convertible rain or shine, Poe finally puts it all on the line to solve the mystery as everyone in town buckles up or dives for cover. BEACH SLAPPED: It’s wild and weird insanity on America’s wettest edge, where the only thing crazier than the people is the truth. “Move over Carl Hiassen, Tim Dorsey, Steve Berry and all the other Florida humor satire writers. A new voice and a very accomplished one I predict will be around for a long time, Howe does for the Oregon Coast what Hiaasen and the others have done for Florida.” —Sheldon McArthur, North by Northwest Books
Beach Slapped
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Author : Barton Grover Howe
language : en
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Release Date : 2014-06-18
Beach Slapped written by Barton Grover Howe and has been published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-06-18 with Fiction categories.
A sea lion getting randy with a marine biologist off the coast of Surfland, Oregon, marks only the beginning of Jackson Poe's strangest week ever. Teaming up with a nudist mascot with a penchant for cooking seafood in exploding butter, Poe takes a break from his freelance writing non-career to find out why a ruthless developer seems hell-bent on making crossing the street unsafe for little old ladies. Following leads throughout the byzantine streets of Surfland, with the top down on his convertible rain or shine, Poe finally puts it all on the line to solve the mystery as everyone in town buckles up or dives for cover.BEACH SLAPPED: It's wild and weird insanity on America's wettest edge, where the only thing crazier than the people is the truth.“Move over Carl Hiassen, Tim Dorsey, Steve Berry and all the other Florida humor satire writers. A new voice and a very accomplished one I predict will be around for a long time, Howe does for the Oregon Coast what Hiaasen and the others have done for Florida.”—Sheldon McArthur, North by Northwest Books
Addicted To Foo Foos A Beach Slapped Humor Collection 2009
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Author : Barton Grover Howe
language : en
Publisher: Createspace Independent Pub
Release Date : 2012-08-09
Addicted To Foo Foos A Beach Slapped Humor Collection 2009 written by Barton Grover Howe and has been published by Createspace Independent Pub this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-08-09 with Humor categories.
Coming to grips with a life-long addiction to brightly colored drinks with umbrellas is just one of the things Amazon.com best-selling author Barton Grover Howe addresses in his latest compilation of newspaper humor columns. Among the highlights: advice to Madison Avenue on how to reach men (“Remember: we're the kind of people that buy Colt 40 Malt Liquor because it's huge and we can use the bottles in a water fight when we run out of balloons.”); pondering about how Madison Avenue chooses to reach women (“There are a LOT of women's hygiene products, most of them being disposable. Which begs the question: Why not label all of them that way? I can't imagine anyone buys these things as a souvenir.”); and observations on all of humanity's attempts to figure out what's going on in his bedroom. (“Trying to get pregnant seems to be EVERYBODY's business, as if, somehow, the entire future of the human race is riding on my wife and I repopulating the species. It's like I'm in a terrible Bruce Willis movie set in 2057. Or Brigham Young's house in 1857.”)So, head to the beaches of the Pacific Northwest one more time as Barton uses his unique perspective on just about everything to comment on life, the universe and gender things — and get “Beach Slapped” all over again.
Mermaid The Other Other White Meat A Beach Slapped Humor Collection 2011
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Author : Barton Grover Howe
language : en
Publisher: Createspace Independent Pub
Release Date : 2012-08-09
Mermaid The Other Other White Meat A Beach Slapped Humor Collection 2011 written by Barton Grover Howe and has been published by Createspace Independent Pub this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-08-09 with Humor categories.
It begins with refugee status in New Jersey, trapped amidst crunchy toilet paper and blowhard New Yorkers, before moving on to the worst disaster never to strike the Oregon Coast. It must be time to get ?Beach Slapped? again, with Amazon bestseller Barton Grover Howe. With everything from offering tips on how to survive a hard-core evacuation during breakfast, (?Mimosas made entirely with Jack Daniels?) to the disappointment of getting all dressed up for Armageddon with no place to go, (?Well, that was a crappy Rapture. Crapture, anyone ) Howe once again boldly goes where writers with taste rarely do. Throw in the random observations of his one-year-old daughter, (?About 90 percent of the time, I wake up in a different place than where I fell asleep. It's like living Lindsey Lohan's life.?) It's a life at its stupidest ? and funniest. It's another year of impending disaster and babies on the move ? often at the same time ? and all the other things that keep leaving readers ?Beach Slapped? as Barton once again gives readers 52 reasons ? 54, actually; it was a very long time in New Jersey ? to laugh out loud.
The Rat Bastards Book 1 Hit The Beach
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Author : Len Levinson
language : en
Publisher: PREMIER DIGITAL PUBLISHING
Release Date : 2012-01-24
The Rat Bastards Book 1 Hit The Beach written by Len Levinson and has been published by PREMIER DIGITAL PUBLISHING this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-01-24 with Fiction categories.
Kamikaze Kill Sweep! The Rat Bastards face the deadliest battle of all as the war draws to an explosive end. The Japanese launch a final, desperate attack – a blood-hungry suicide mission. And the Rat Bastards finally meet their match. Kicking, clawing, shooting, stabbing - whatever it takes to kill the battle-crazed enemy – The Rat Bastards will do it. The tougher the opposition, the harder the Rat Bastards fight back. And the deadliest group of killers in the world – with one exception… The Rat Bastards
Hit The Beach
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Author : Laura Dower
language : en
Publisher: Open Road Media
Release Date : 2014-03-25
Hit The Beach written by Laura Dower and has been published by Open Road Media this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-03-25 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
DIVDIVMaddie is going away for the summer—will her friendships back home stay intact?/divDIV It’s summertime in Far Hills and everyone has different plans. Aimee is staying home for her big dance performance; Lindsay is going to London with her dad; Fiona is going back to her hometown in California to visit family and friends; and Madison is going to an environmental camp in Florida. Two weeks away from one another feels like an eternity to the four BFFs. So they come up with the perfect solution: They’ll keep a blog to stay up to date on one another’s lives. That way, Maddie can tell her friends all about saving the turtles at Camp Sunshine—and about the new boy she meets at camp. Will is really cute, but Maddie has a crush on Hart, and only Hart—right? /divDIV Hit the Beach takes place after the Files of Madison Finn, Book 20: All That Glitters and before the Files of Madison Finn, Book 21: Forget Me Not./div/div
Danger Guys Hit The Beach
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Author : Tony Abbott
language : en
Publisher: Open Road Media
Release Date : 2014-04-29
Danger Guys Hit The Beach written by Tony Abbott and has been published by Open Road Media this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-04-29 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
Can Noodle and Zeek stop international treasure hunters and rescue their town? The Danger Guys are at it again! During a trip to the beach, best friends Noodle and Zeek try to relax and have a quiet, danger-free afternoon. But trouble follows these boys wherever they go. Before they know it, Noodle and Zeek find themselves stranded on a sinking boat in the middle of the ocean. To escape, the boys jump on a surfboard and ride a giant wave to a nearby island. The island is where their town’s founder, Captain May, was shipwrecked hundreds of years ago. Noodle and Zeek soon discover that treasure hunters are on the island, searching for Captain May’s lost gold. But to find it, the hunters are going to blow the ship out of the water, which would cause a tidal wave big enough to destroy Mayville! With some quick thinking—and a little bit of help from some old friends—the boys fight to save their town from disaster. Danger Guys Hit the Beach is the 4th book in Danger Guys, but you may enjoy reading the series in any order.
Flying Starfish Of Death A Beach Slapped Humor Collection 2008
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Author : Barton Grover Howe
language : en
Publisher: Createspace Independent Pub
Release Date : 2012-08-03
Flying Starfish Of Death A Beach Slapped Humor Collection 2008 written by Barton Grover Howe and has been published by Createspace Independent Pub this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-08-03 with Humor categories.
One flying starfish of death and life on the beach has never been the same; Barton Grover Howe can prove it. The beginning of his weekly need to leave Americans “Beach Slapped,” in his newspaper column, he's got all the stories of life in the Pacific Northwest that matter. His wife's crazed driving habits (“She's from New Jersey, where cussing out the guy next to you isn't so much rude as it is a preemptive strike.”); tips for getting through airport screening during the busy holiday season (“Nothing says you're not an Islamic Fundamentalist terrorist like carrying a 12-pound honey-glazed pile of pig meat onto the plane.”); and questioning the methods of sanctimonious supermarket environmentalists (“Where do they take their cloth bags from the store? Their cars. If they were serious they'd be going home on a llama.”).So join Amazon.com best-selling author Barton Grover Howe as he tells the real-life story of the world's first homicidal starfish … and just gets funnier from there.
Cats With Thumbs A Beach Slapped Humor Collection 2010
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Author : Barton Grover Howe
language : en
Publisher: Createspace Independent Pub
Release Date : 2012-08-04
Cats With Thumbs A Beach Slapped Humor Collection 2010 written by Barton Grover Howe and has been published by Createspace Independent Pub this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-08-04 with Humor categories.
A collection of 53 essays first published in Lincoln City, Oregon's weekly newspaper column, Beach Slapped.