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Grumpy Old Christmas
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Author : Stuart Prebble
language : en
Publisher: Hachette UK
Release Date : 2011-12-20
Grumpy Old Christmas written by Stuart Prebble and has been published by Hachette UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2011-12-20 with Humor categories.
The highly successful 'Grumpies' return full of the Christmas spirit. So - 'tis the season to be jolly is it? Well, not in the household of the Grumpy Old Man it isn't. In the case of the GOM, 'tis the season to have to put up with even deeper layers of vexation than usual, and the only thing worth celebrating is that it looks as though you might after all be surviving to the end of what has been another crap year. Everything about Christmas gets up our snitches. Everything. From the breakfast telly presenters who tell us it's now just 120 shopping days to go, to the annual festive strike by airport baggage handlers. From office parties where drunken juniors have waited the whole year to tell you what 'the trouble with you is...', to parents videoing their precocious brats at the atrocious school nativity play where your kid is playing the part of the donkey's rear end. From the woman next door who drops in to show your wife the diamond ring her prat of a husband has bought her, to the 150th opportunity to see 'Whistle Down the Wind' on the telly. And speaking of wind, there's the festive Xmas turkey that tastes like blotting paper soaked in a puddle and sends your digestive system to hell. And how on earth are we really supposed to look happy when someone buys us a tie with a picture of xxxxing Santa on it? Eh?
The Grumpy Old Ox
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Author : Raymond Arroyo
language : en
Publisher: Sophia Institute Press
Release Date : 2020-09-20
The Grumpy Old Ox written by Raymond Arroyo and has been published by Sophia Institute Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-09-20 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
This new children's Christmas book by bestselling author Anthony DeStefano tells the story of a mean-spirited, prideful old ox who has lost his sight"¬‚¬"both physically and spiritually"¬‚¬"but who nevertheless experiences the transformative power of God's grace after he witnesses the birth of Jesus Christ in a humble stable in Bethlehem. Illustrated by New York Times bestselling artist Richard Cowdrey, this new holiday book teaches children the true meaning of Christmas while also explaining the central message of Christianity: that faith in Jesus leads us to resurrection and new life. Moreover, it shows the profound connection between spiritual pride and blindness. Like the main character in Dickens' A Christmas Carol, this Scrooge of an ox is a slave to his own anger and crippled by his own coldness. He seems destined to live out his days frustrated, unhappy and alone"¬‚¬"until he makes a life-altering decision of faith that brings him the miraculous gift of healing and joy. This uplifting, inspiring book will delight all Christians, though Catholics especially will appreciate its powerful Eucharistic message. Connecting the manger in the stable, from which the ox eats his food, to birth of the Son of God, the story shows that Jesus is the Bread of Life; that he came into the world to feed the hungry, to restore sight to the blind, and to set free those who are captive to sin. All of this is contained in a 32-page picture book that is sure to entertain and enthrall children with its adorable rhymes and beautiful illustrations for years to come.
Grumpy Old Workers
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Author : Stuart Prebble
language : en
Publisher: Hachette UK
Release Date : 2011-12-29
Grumpy Old Workers written by Stuart Prebble and has been published by Hachette UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2011-12-29 with Humor categories.
'I owe, I owe, so off to work we go.' A Grumpy perspective on the daily grind. Whether we are celebrity chef or hapless waiter, engineer or oily rag, commissioning editor or TV producer, all of us have a whole daily wagon-load of s**t to deal with in the name of work. From boardroom to boredom, from 'what's the point?' to Powerpoint, from 9 to 5 to P45. And that's what this new book from uber-grump Stuart Prebble is all about; the utter everyday relentless crapulence of working for 'the man', or indeed 'the woman'. The workplace is a piece of cake for someone of his curmudgeonly quality. It's not possible in a book of this size to include ALL the grumps arising from the working day - the office politics, the shortcomings of IT, the interminable meetings and some of your colleagues' weirder habits, but he is giving it a go. Grumpy? I'll say we are ...
Grumpy Old Git Jokes
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Author : Ian Allen
language : en
Publisher: Portico
Release Date : 2014-11-24
Grumpy Old Git Jokes written by Ian Allen and has been published by Portico this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-11-24 with Humor categories.
Railing against the world? Fed up with everything? In need of a hefty dose of cynical humour? Then Grumpy Old Git Jokes is the book for you. Straight from the mouths of the grumpiest gits our proud nation has to offer, this bumper collection contains hundreds of jokes on favourite grumpy subjects such as politics, religion, education and technology. It muses on the grump's least favourite people (including judges, bankers and lawyers – 'What is the ideal weight of a lawyer? About three pounds, including the urn'), and the perennial subjects of ageing ('Old age is always fifteen years older than what I am') and health ('All you've got is hypochondria.' 'Can you give me anything for it?'). This deliciously cynical, delightfully dour, mirthfully miserable book will help anyone indulge their inner grumpy old git.
Grumpy Old Women
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Author : Judith Holder
language : en
Publisher: Random House
Release Date : 2009-05-04
Grumpy Old Women written by Judith Holder and has been published by Random House this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2009-05-04 with Humor categories.
We all know what it means these days to be a grumpy old man, because part of that role is to be outspoken. Well, we've heard just about enough out of the men, thank you very much! Grumpy Old Women gives us the other perspective: the female take on the million irritations of today's world. So whats the difference? Surely what is irritating to the mature members of one sex is equally annoying to the other? Not necessarily, and this is precisely what Grumpy Old Women seeks to address. Body image, visitors, children, animals, shopping, careers, parties, holidays and, yes, grumpy old men themselves all are very much on the list of what today's mature woman finds a source of concern. From the series producer and stand-up comic Judith Holder, the book incorporates material from the television series Grumpy Old Women, which features a diverse, colourful and very grumpy group of celebrities, including Janet Street Porter, Jenny Eclair, Ann Widdecombe, Germaine Greer, Kathryn Flett and Jilly Cooper. Written with wit, style and sympathy, the book is a source of both amusement and comfort to women everywhere - grumpy, old or otherwise.
Grumpy Old Prophets
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Author : Phil Farrand
language : en
Publisher: Phil Farrand
Release Date : 2009-01-07
Grumpy Old Prophets written by Phil Farrand and has been published by Phil Farrand this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2009-01-07 with categories.
In the days just prior to Jesus' death and resurrection, Matthew records a meeting held on a high mountain.Shining in the brilliance of his birthright, Jesus confers with Moses and Elijah.Nothing is known of the actual discussion but it does raise wonderment: If Moses and Elijah were present for the Transfiguration, who's to say they weren't around earlier-perhaps much earlier?Who's to say they weren't present for Jesus' birth?And who's to say they didn't help a bit?
Grumpy Old Men The Official Handbook
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Author : Stuart Prebble
language : en
Publisher: Random House
Release Date : 2010-06-30
Grumpy Old Men The Official Handbook written by Stuart Prebble and has been published by Random House this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2010-06-30 with Humor categories.
Do you know someone who is incensed by compulsory tipping? Who is infuriated if kept on hold for more than a minute? Who is positively apoplectic if someone answers their phone during dinner? If so, youve probably encountered the phenomenon of the grumpy old man. Following their first massively successful BBC1 series, this autumn will see the grumpy old men will return to our screens, and this time theyre grumpier than ever. Packed with funny and informative chapters such as Who are we, What are we grumpy about and How can you spot the signs of grumpiness coming on, this book will leave even the grumpiest of men with a grin on his face.
The Grumpy Old Man Christmas 2018 Edition
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Author : Nick Mariano
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2018-10-29
The Grumpy Old Man Christmas 2018 Edition written by Nick Mariano and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2018-10-29 with categories.
Democrat, Republican, #METOO member, man, woman. No matter what political leanings you have, I think you will enjoy the Christmas 2018 Edition of "The Grumpy Old Man". The book will definitely give you something to think about, give you some stories from news sources that you may have missed over the last several months and hopefully, will give you a chuckle or two along the way. It's the perfect Christmas Gift for friends, family, neighbors or just about anyone you know. Buy several copies for Christmas this year. You won't regret it.
A Very Grumpy Christmas
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Author : Jerica MacMillan
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2021-11-22
A Very Grumpy Christmas written by Jerica MacMillan and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2021-11-22 with categories.
My neighbor is a Grinch.Since I run the Christmas Emporium and sometimes moonlight as an elf, that's kind of a problem for me.No surprise, though. When I brought over cookies to welcome him to the neighborhood this summer, he slammed the door in my face.Until he brings his kid to visit Santa one of the days I'm working as an elf, and I realize there are key parts of their story I'm missing ...The little girl is his much younger sister, not his daughter.He's her guardian since their parents died in a tragic accident.Now all of his handsome, broody glares make so much more sense. As one of Santa's elves, I make it my mission to make this Christmas as special for them as possible. Which somehow includes trespassing on his property to hang Christmas lights and braiding the little girl's hair regularly.Despite his glares and grumpiness, I discover the soft underbelly of the beast. Will this Grinch's heart grow three sizes as well? And if it does, will it have room for me?A Very Grumpy Christmas is a standalone, small town, neighbors to lovers romance featuring a grumpy single dad and the sunshiny neighbor who's determined to make his Christmas better. Full of heat and heart with an HEA guaranteed!
Grumpy Old Drivers
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Author : Stuart Prebble
language : en
Publisher: Hachette UK
Release Date : 2011-12-29
Grumpy Old Drivers written by Stuart Prebble and has been published by Hachette UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2011-12-29 with Humor categories.
How modern motoring drives Grumpies to distraction We've said that Christmas is the worst thing; we've said that working for idiots is the worst thing; we've said that holidays are the worst thing. But driving is the worst thing of all. It brings together so many of the multitude of individual elements which combine to make Grumpy Old Men and Grumpy Old Women grumpy. It's got queuing - at petrol stations, on side roads, on A roads, on motorways, at car parks and even at the 'drive through'. Very few things make Grumpies more grumpy than queuing. It's got being ripped off - when you buy a car, when you have it serviced, when you buy anything for it, when anything goes wrong, when you put petrol in it, when you wash it, when you park it, when it gets towed away and when some arsehole you've never met bumps into it. It's got being pissed about - when you want to book it in for a service, and when you get to tax it, insure it and get the MOT for it, and again when you want to sell it. And last but not least, it's got the most essential ingredient of grumpiness. Driving is a triumph of disappointment over expectation. When we were kids we thought driving would be the ultimate freedom and all it has turned out to be is a total pain in the tushkin. And that is not even mentioning Top sodding Gear...