Happy Birthday May Your Farts Continue To Stink
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Happy Birthday May Your Farts Continue To Stink
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Author : Funnyreign Publishing
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2019-11-02
Happy Birthday May Your Farts Continue To Stink written by Funnyreign Publishing and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019-11-02 with categories.
UNICORNS BIRTHDAY NOTEBOOK AND JOURNAL - MAKES FOR A GREAT GIFT! This hilarious and laughter inspired unicorn birthday notebook is just what someone needs to received on their special day of birth. We all get birthday gifts and presents, but only a few of then will actually stand out and leave a lasting impression. What also makes this gift stand out from other notebooks and journals, is that the inside cover page has a message that says "In all seriousness, Happy Birthday and I Wish For You To Have the Best Year Ever!", and also has an area for the person to add their name to the book. This way, not only is it like a birthday card, it's so much better -- and something that will actually be used and kept for several months and year to come. That is exactly what you will find with this crude humor notebook and journal, which is great for helping anyone to stay inspired and excited for life, while also having the ability to take simple notes or write about whatever is going on in everyday life. It's also great for telling the world that you love unicorns and are celebrating your birthday at the same time. Excellent for personal use, but even better as a mystery gag gift when they are opening gifts and eating cake. Unlike other notepads and journals that just have blank pages and boring covers, this one features over 120 pages filled with black lines for creative writing and journaling. When it comes to the design, it really stands out. On the front cover you will see a unicorn jumping out of a cake, and another unicorn on the back cover. These designs really pop out, as they are laid against a dark purple diamond background with speckled stars and white font that is easy to read. The setup of this writing book is perfect for notes, reminders, creating to-do lists and highlighting your top priorities -- all of which allows for easy navigation and complete creativity. Need to take notes? Jot down a new business plan? Have a daily diary or journal? It's all possible with this inspiring notebook and journal that is completely original and customized to fit your needs. SIZE: 6 X 9 PAPER: Lined White Paper PAGES: 124 Pages COVER: Soft Cover (Matte) Limited Time Offer - only $6.97! Perfect for note taking, journaling and to-do lists Printed on high quality interior stock paper Premium matte finish cover with amazing art work Order your copy today!
Ask A Manager
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Author : Alison Green
language : en
Publisher: Hachette UK
Release Date : 2018-05-01
Ask A Manager written by Alison Green and has been published by Hachette UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2018-05-01 with Business & Economics categories.
'I'm a HUGE fan of Alison Green's "Ask a Manager" column. This book is even better' Robert Sutton, author of The No Asshole Rule and The Asshole Survival Guide 'Ask A Manager is the book I wish I'd had in my desk drawer when I was starting out (or even, let's be honest, fifteen years in)' - Sarah Knight, New York Times bestselling author of The Life-Changing Magic of Not Giving a F*ck A witty, practical guide to navigating 200 difficult professional conversations Ten years as a workplace advice columnist has taught Alison Green that people avoid awkward conversations in the office because they don't know what to say. Thankfully, Alison does. In this incredibly helpful book, she takes on the tough discussions you may need to have during your career. You'll learn what to say when: · colleagues push their work on you - then take credit for it · you accidentally trash-talk someone in an email and hit 'reply all' · you're being micromanaged - or not being managed at all · your boss seems unhappy with your work · you got too drunk at the Christmas party With sharp, sage advice and candid letters from real-life readers, Ask a Manager will help you successfully navigate the stormy seas of office life.
The Other End Of The Leash
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Author : Patricia McConnell, Ph.D.
language : en
Publisher: Ballantine Books
Release Date : 2009-02-19
The Other End Of The Leash written by Patricia McConnell, Ph.D. and has been published by Ballantine Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2009-02-19 with Pets categories.
Learn to communicate with your dog—using their language “Good reading for dog lovers and an immensely useful manual for dog owners.”—The Washington Post An Applied Animal Behaviorist and dog trainer with more than twenty years’ experience, Dr. Patricia McConnell reveals a revolutionary new perspective on our relationship with dogs—sharing insights on how “man’s best friend” might interpret our behavior, as well as essential advice on how to interact with our four-legged friends in ways that bring out the best in them. After all, humans and dogs are two entirely different species, each shaped by its individual evolutionary heritage. Quite simply, humans are primates and dogs are canids (as are wolves, coyotes, and foxes). Since we each speak a different native tongue, a lot gets lost in the translation. This marvelous guide demonstrates how even the slightest changes in our voices and in the ways we stand can help dogs understand what we want. Inside you will discover: • How you can get your dog to come when called by acting less like a primate and more like a dog • Why the advice to “get dominance” over your dog can cause problems • Why “rough and tumble primate play” can lead to trouble—and how to play with your dog in ways that are fun and keep him out of mischief • How dogs and humans share personality types—and why most dogs want to live with benevolent leaders rather than “alpha wanna-bes!” Fascinating, insightful, and compelling, The Other End of the Leash is a book that strives to help you connect with your dog in a completely new way—so as to enrich that most rewarding of relationships.
Mothering Our Boys
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Author : Maggie Dent
language : en
Publisher: Pennington Publications
Release Date : 2018-11-01
Mothering Our Boys written by Maggie Dent and has been published by Pennington Publications this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2018-11-01 with Family & Relationships categories.
"Maggie is earthy and real, full of love and knowledge, especially on raising sons." - Steve Biddulph "Maggie's perspective on raising boys is spot on. She writes with humor and depth, providing insight and strategies for many of the most important issues facing moms. There is a lovely ease to her writing and a powerful honesty. I hope every mother of a son (and everyone else!) will read this book. The future of the world, to a great extent, depends on how we raise our boys." - Michael Gurian, New York Times Bestselling Author of The Wonder of Boys and Saving Our Sons If we can see the world through boys' eyes a little better, we will make different choices in the way we mother them... and we will find them less confusing, and love them more deeply. Mothers of sons are worried about raising their boys in a world where negative images of masculinity are front and centre of our media, almost every day. Not only that, but statistically our boys are still struggling in many ways. Even though we live in a time where we recognise that nothing in gender is fixed, it remains a fact that the influence of a mother on her son is massive. A mother of four sons herself, Maggie Dent draws on her personal experience - and over four decades work as a teacher, counsellor and now author and speaker - to help build understanding, empathy and compassion for our boys. Maggie shares her five key secrets that every mum needs to know and uses the voices of men she has worked with and surveyed to reveal what really matters in a boy's relationship with his mother and other mother figures. Maggie is one of Australia's most popular parenting authors and educators, and her seminars about boys have sold out all across Australia and in the UK. She is finally sharing her insights, her reflections, and (as always) her humour around mothering boys to help you be the mum your son needs you to be.
A Big Stink
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Author : Edward H. Kafka-Gelbrecht
language : en
Publisher: Ten Speed Press
Release Date : 2021-09-07
A Big Stink written by Edward H. Kafka-Gelbrecht and has been published by Ten Speed Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2021-09-07 with Humor categories.
A delightfully illustrated story about passing gas and passing the buck, by a renowned scholar of gastrointestinal humor who has seen and smelled it all. The marriage of flatulence and wordplay is a potent source of pleasure as old as language itself. So says Edward H. Kafka-Gelbrecht, who has spent a lifetime studying the art of the unclaimed fart, from the courtroom to the convent. Now, in this illustrated tour de force, he airs a more personal story about a quiet elevator ride that is shattered by an ignoble gas. Starting with the classic “He who smelt it, dealt it” and the indignant riposte “She who denied it, supplied it,” the repartee heats up as the elevator rises. Can a reek that drives people apart instead bring two hearts together? A Big Stink’s beguiling blend of highbrow and lowbrow humor will delight oversharing families and word lovers alike. Illustrator Sophia Vincent Guy ramps up the fun with elegantly detailed illustrations sprinkled with Easter eggs. Sure to reduce even the most solemn adults to irrepressible giggles, A Big Stink is a ripping good read and a breath of foul air.
Mothering Our Boys Us Edition
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Author : Maggie Dent
language : en
Publisher: Pennington Publications
Release Date : 2018-11-01
Mothering Our Boys Us Edition written by Maggie Dent and has been published by Pennington Publications this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2018-11-01 with Family & Relationships categories.
"Maggie is earthy and real, full of love and knowledge, especially on raising sons." - Steve Biddulph "Maggie's perspective on raising boys is spot on. She writes with humor and depth, providing insight and strategies for many of the most important issues facing moms. There is a lovely ease to her writing and a powerful honesty. I hope every mother of a son (and everyone else!) will read this book. The future of the world, to a great extent, depends on how we raise our boys." - Michael Gurian, New York Times Bestselling Author of The Wonder of Boys and Saving Our Sons If we can see the world through boys' eyes a little better, we will make different choices in the way we mother them… and we will find them less confusing, and love them more deeply. Mothers of sons are worried about raising their boys in a world where negative images of masculinity are front and centre of our media, almost every day. Not only that, but statistically our boys are still struggling in many ways. Even though we live in a time where we recognise that nothing in gender is fixed, it remains a fact that the influence of a mother on her son is massive. A mother of four sons herself, Maggie Dent draws on her personal experience - and over four decades work as a teacher, counsellor and now author and speaker - to help build understanding, empathy and compassion for our boys. Maggie shares her five key secrets that every mum needs to know and uses the voices of men she has worked with and surveyed to reveal what really matters in a boy's relationship with his mother and other mother figures. Maggie is one of Australia's most popular parenting authors and educators, and her seminars about boys have sold out all across Australia and in the UK. She is finally sharing her insights, her reflections, and (as always) her humour around mothering boys to help you be the mum your son needs you to be.
Farty Pants
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Author : Eric Geron
language : en
Publisher: Becker & Mayer
Release Date : 2021-03-16
Farty Pants written by Eric Geron and has been published by Becker & Mayer this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2021-03-16 with Juvenile Nonfiction categories.
He farts! She farts! We all fart--but why? Combining real science with humor, Farty Pants explains it all--complete with full-color illustrations and hidden buttons that trigger ten unique fart sounds. Each sound relates to a humorous fact on the same page. Were farts always taboo? Did kings and queens fart? Is there a difference between baby and grandpa farts? Learn all of this and more with facts that cover their loudness and speed, as well as how farts work differently in water, space, and beyond!
Igen
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Author : Jean M. Twenge
language : en
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Release Date : 2017-08-22
Igen written by Jean M. Twenge and has been published by Simon and Schuster this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2017-08-22 with Social Science categories.
As seen in Time, USA TODAY, The Atlantic, The Wall Street Journal, and on CBS This Morning, BBC, PBS, CNN, and NPR, iGen is crucial reading to understand how the children, teens, and young adults born in the mid-1990s and later are vastly different from their Millennial predecessors, and from any other generation. With generational divides wider than ever, parents, educators, and employers have an urgent need to understand today’s rising generation of teens and young adults. Born in the mid-1990s up to the mid-2000s, iGen is the first generation to spend their entire adolescence in the age of the smartphone. With social media and texting replacing other activities, iGen spends less time with their friends in person—perhaps contributing to their unprecedented levels of anxiety, depression, and loneliness. But technology is not the only thing that makes iGen distinct from every generation before them; they are also different in how they spend their time, how they behave, and in their attitudes toward religion, sexuality, and politics. They socialize in completely new ways, reject once sacred social taboos, and want different things from their lives and careers. More than previous generations, they are obsessed with safety, focused on tolerance, and have no patience for inequality. With the first members of iGen just graduating from college, we all need to understand them: friends and family need to look out for them; businesses must figure out how to recruit them and sell to them; colleges and universities must know how to educate and guide them. And members of iGen also need to understand themselves as they communicate with their elders and explain their views to their older peers. Because where iGen goes, so goes our nation—and the world.
Graphic Showbiz
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Author : Nanabanyin Dadson
language : en
Publisher: Graphic Communications Group
Release Date : 2005-09-29
Graphic Showbiz written by Nanabanyin Dadson and has been published by Graphic Communications Group this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2005-09-29 with categories.
A Conspiracy Of Little Things
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Author : Michael C. Staudinger
language : en
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
Release Date : 2010-01-12
A Conspiracy Of Little Things written by Michael C. Staudinger and has been published by Xlibris Corporation this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2010-01-12 with Fiction categories.
Jack has crossed a boundary, and he knows it. What he doesn’t know is how to get back. He loves his wife but is caught in the petty disputes of his neighbors and their daughter. Surrounded by the inescapable gossip of small-town life and the unyielding nature of those around him, Jack will search for a way to escape the tangled conspiracy of his life-- accused of an affair, and eventually, murder – as his world constricts around him, as sharp and painful as barbed wire. A Conspiracy of Little Things is a bitter-sweet romance and mystery set in the scabland desert of eastern Washington State.