How I Got My Big Toe Stuck In My Nose
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How I Got My Big Toe Stuck In My Nose
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Author : Melissa Woodworth
language : en
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Release Date : 2018-05-25
How I Got My Big Toe Stuck In My Nose written by Melissa Woodworth and has been published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2018-05-25 with categories.
How I Got My Big Toe Stuck in My Nose was born from the creativity and humor of one busy mom doing her best to entertain her kids while schlepping them to and from soccer and ballet practice. Before the days of tablets and smartphones, the story-told in song-delighted three lucky kids. Now, more than 30 years after its first telling, one of those kids has expanded the tale and written it down for other children to love.
My Big Nose And Other Natural Disasters
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Author : Sydney Salter
language : en
Publisher: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
Release Date : 2009-04-06
My Big Nose And Other Natural Disasters written by Sydney Salter and has been published by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2009-04-06 with Young Adult Fiction categories.
“Simultaneously painful and hilarious . . . Captures the awkwardness of adolescence while driving home a message about self-acceptance” (Publishers Weekly). It’s the end of junior year, and the Summer of Passion is about to begin. At least that’s Jory Michaels’s plan, as she starts exploring the possibilities of her future—and the possibility of scoring a boyfriend. Only one obstacle seems to stand in the way of her happiness—her curvy, honking, bumpy nose, or as she calls it, Super Schnozz . . . Jory takes a job delivering wedding cakes to save up for a nose job at the end of the summer, just in time for senior year. She even keeps a book filled with magazine cutouts of perfect noses to show the doctor. But nothing is ever easy for accident-prone Jory—and before she knows it, her Summer of Passion falls apart faster than the delivery van she crashes. In this hilarious and heartbreaking novel, Sydney Salter delivers a story about broadening your horizons, accepting yourself, and finding love right under your nose. “Teens will enjoy Jory’s comic self-deprecation.” —Booklist
Sweet Redemption
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Author : James Thomas
language : en
Publisher: Christian Faith Publishing, Inc.
Release Date : 2021-04-27
Sweet Redemption written by James Thomas and has been published by Christian Faith Publishing, Inc. this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2021-04-27 with Biography & Autobiography categories.
Redemption comes to those who may refuse to accept the hand you are dealt as a child. I refused to accept and carry all the bad things that were in my life as child. It took about forty years of standing on the promises of God. Even though I was not perfect, he came through. My past speaks loudly to people that a person can overcome. This is my redemption story, and Jesus has stuck closer than any brother. I have learned that God will use a rejected piece of stone to help strengthen his kingdom. Today people that see me and know me would not have a clue as to what I came out of through Jesus Christ. These redemptive years have rewarded us with a lot joy in our hearts that is beyond words although we gave it a chance through this writing about Sweet Redemption.
Let Them Wait
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Author : Nick Wright
language : en
Publisher: AuthorHouse
Release Date : 2014-02-26
Let Them Wait written by Nick Wright and has been published by AuthorHouse this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-02-26 with Fiction categories.
I am a man with sorrows behind me, and battles, too. I have regrets of which I seldom speak, nor too often think. For me, danger became a way of lifean accepted facet in the natural order of things. There is no bravado in wearing a gunit was, at the time, a necessity of life. A man could no more survive without a weapon than he could live without a horse or food. I was fourteen years old when they attacked me under cover of darkness and while I was in my own home. The only weapon I owned was a big, double-barreled eight-gauge shotgun that we used for small game and varmints; so, the night they came I killed my first two men with a borrowed pistol. That started my crusade. My search for justice, or maybe it was only for justification, led to more men joining the first two. Soon after, I began to acquire an unwanted and I felt, undeserved reputation as a gunman. I did not want to shoot peopleexcept one, I truly wanted to shoot him. But the others kept coming for me and I had wrongs to right. In the end, I hunted them.
I Wish I
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Author : Arvind Bhandari
language : en
Publisher: StoryMirror Infotech Pvt Ltd
Release Date : 2021-11-25
I Wish I written by Arvind Bhandari and has been published by StoryMirror Infotech Pvt Ltd this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2021-11-25 with Comics & Graphic Novels categories.
About Book: Falling to a certain death, Abhi protests and yearns to be spared so he can fulfil his unlived wishes. And god agrees. On 20th Mar '21, his soul is separated from the body enabling him to visit his past and reverse previous losses and regrets. He becomes his own god. Great marks, sport-wins, girls, popularity…are thrilling, but, how much should he give himself before altering his original self, irreversibly? Success & wealth puts him on top of the world, but the aftereffects are unexpected. Now, he just wants the wisdom to know what to wish but is he even in control, as he feels internally split into two people. It's 20th Mar '21 again. Abhi owes to god to either revert to the incomplete original life or continue his unbridled wish-fulfillment. What life will he choose? After fulfilling all his wishes. About the Author: Arvind Bhandari is Executive Vice President /Director with Nestle India. He is the author of a business book, `Pragmarketism: Pragmatic Insights for Winning Indian Consumers,’ a spiritual fiction, Mahavir: Conqueror of the Self and a self-help book, Inverted: Unobvious Reflections towards a Better Life. He writes regularly on business issues in Brand Equity of Economic Times.
Meant To Be
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Author : Rutino Lara
language : en
Publisher: Tate Publishing
Release Date : 2010-07-20
Meant To Be written by Rutino Lara and has been published by Tate Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2010-07-20 with Biography & Autobiography categories.
We frantically started to run toward the road... All the guys were the first ones to make it to the car. I purposely stayed behind, keeping an eye on the ladies, particularly the one that was pregnant. She had looked tired most of the day and understandably so. It couldn't have been more than three hundred feet to get to the car. The only ones left to make it were her and me, and everyone else yelled out to me, 'Just leave her there or you're staying there too!' I just couldn't do it. I told myself I would rather get caught again than carry something like that on my conscience, so I picked her up and ran as fast as I possibly could. I had no strength left, but somehow that didn't matter. This is just one of the many attempts to begin a new life that author Rutino Lara trekked through. It would not be his last. Faced with a poverty-stricken existence in Mexico, Rutino took it upon himself to create a better life for his family, himself, and future family. To him, this meant escaping Mexico City to live a happier, healthier life in the USA. Compelled to overcome through danger, abuse, and corruption, his inspiring story doesn't go unnoticed. From his rock-solid faith in God, to his undying affection for his wife, this is a true rags to riches tale. Find out why Rutino Lara was Meant to Be.
True Romance
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Author : Quentin Tarantino
language : en
Publisher: Grove Press
Release Date : 2000
True Romance written by Quentin Tarantino and has been published by Grove Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2000 with Performing Arts categories.
"A twisted road movie in which Alabama, a hooker, and Clarence, a young comic-book store clerk, fall in love, get married, and hit the road in a purple Cadillac.They are going to L.A. to start a new life - with a suitcase full of cocaine accidentally stolen from Alabama's defunct ex-pimp. Guided by the spirit of Elvis, Clarence attempts to sell the coke to a top Hollywood director, putting himself and Alabama in the middle of a standoff between the narcs and the Sicilian gangsters who rightfully own the cocaine."--Back cover.
What A Shame
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Author : Abigail Bergstrom
language : en
Publisher: Hachette UK
Release Date : 2022-02-03
What A Shame written by Abigail Bergstrom and has been published by Hachette UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2022-02-03 with Fiction categories.
THE WORD-OF-MOUTH PHENOMENON THAT EVERYONE HAS BEEN TALKING ABOUT: 'Intelligent, moving and darkly comic . . . taking us deftly from serious explorations of trauma to riotously funny scenes of modern life' The Sunday Times 'Haunting and hilarious' Daily Mail 'A brilliant debut' Cariad Lloyd 'Full of heart, wit and feeling' Caroline O'Donoghue 'I loved it!' Lauren Bravo 'Heartfelt, sharp-but-tender' Erin Kelly 'I couldn't stop reading' Angela Scanlon 'A glorious new talent has arrived' Emma Gannon 'Raw and utterly brilliant' Otegha Uwagba 'Absorbing and clever . . . I fell in love with Mathilda' Cathy Rentzenbrink 'Will be read for years by any and all young women looking for a friend' Scarlett Curtis __________________________________ There is something wrong with Mathilda. She's still reeling from the blow of a gut-punch break up and grieving the death of a loved one. But that's not it. She's cried all her tears, mastered her crow pose and thrown out every last reminder of him. But that's not helping. Concerned that she isn't moving on, Mathilda's friends push her towards a series of increasingly unorthodox remedies. Until the seams of herself begin to come undone. Tender, unflinching and blisteringly funny, What a Shame glitters with rage and heartbreak, perfect for fans of Emma Jane Unsworth, Dolly Alderton and Holly Bourne. __________________________________ 'Ever-so-relatable' Cosmopolitan 'Delightfully frank' The Skinny 'A modern story of grief and loss' Refinery29 'Dazzling . . . By turns funny, sharp, raw and overwhelming' Heat 'Fizzes with energy, rage and love' Jessica Moor 'A book that beautifully balances the light and the dark' Chloe Ashby 'Dark, nuanced and provocative' Laura Jane Williams 'An extraordinary novel that will stay with me for a long time' Laura Kay
Karen S Tea Party Baby Sitters Little Sister 28
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Author : Ann M. Martin
language : en
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
Release Date : 2016-04-26
Karen S Tea Party Baby Sitters Little Sister 28 written by Ann M. Martin and has been published by Scholastic Inc. this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-04-26 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
From the bestselling author of the generation-defining series The Baby-sitters Club comes a series for a new generation! Please pass the pisgetti!Karen and David Michael have the worst manners ever. Karen burps at the dinner table. And david Michael makes rude noises with his armpit. Then Karen’s daddy sends them to charm school. Karen loves dressing up and learning how to dance. But David Michael and the rest of the boys are so rude. So Karen decides to throw a tea party for girls only. She’s going to teach those boys a lesson.
Dog Is My Co Pilot
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Author : Bark Editors
language : en
Publisher: Crown
Release Date : 2009-02-04
Dog Is My Co Pilot written by Bark Editors and has been published by Crown this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2009-02-04 with Pets categories.
Dogs have been our muses, our mentors, and our playful and noble co-pilots. They’ve had a profound influence on us as healers and spiritual guides, and also as co-workers, helping to guide, hunt, herd, search, and rescue. Our bond with dogs is deep and unbreakable, and there’s no better source a reader can turn to for a richer understanding of that complex and wonderful relationship than The Bark. The Bark began as a newsletter in Berkeley, California, that advocated for an off-leash area where dogs could cavort and play. Within a few years it had become a full-fledged, award-winning glossy magazine that published work by some of the best writers in America today. And as it grew, the magazine embraced a much larger canvas: to cover the emerging phenomenon of “dog culture” that has been developing over the past decade, as dogs have moved out of the backyard and into our homes, communities, and, indeed, the very center of our lives. As editor Claudia Kawczynska writes, “The implications of integrating another species into society’s daily fabric go well beyond how we nurture our dogs. It calls for a revamping of the standard etiquette—respecting the concerns and interests of society at large. This new relationship, along with an appreciation for our rich and unbounded future, comprises what we call dog culture. This is what The Bark set out to chronicle.” Dog Is My Co-Pilot is an anthology of essays, short stories, and expert commentaries that explores every aspect of our life with dogs. Fifty percent of the material here has never been published before. The book is divided into four sections: Beginnings explores that first meeting, “the initial murmurings when a dog-human relationship is formed.” Pack investigates the theme of “togetherness” and pays tribute to the dynamic of multiple personalities in the canine-human relationship. Lessons examines what dogs teach us, from love to enlightenment. The final section, Passages, reflects on the themes of true friendship, transformation, and loss. Included are pieces by Lynda Barry, Rick Bass, Maeve Brennan, Margaret Cho, Carolyn Chute, Alice Elliott Dark, Lama Surya Das, Pam Houston, Erica Jong, Tom Junod, Caroline Knapp, Donald McCaig, Nasdijj, Ann Patchett, Michael Paterniti, Charles Siebert, Alexandra Styron, Elizabeth Marshall Thomas, and Alice Walker. In selections that are humorous, poignant, truthful, sometimes surprising, and frequently uplifting, Dog Is My Co-Pilot embraces the full experience of the world’s oldest friendship. For people who love great writing and, yes, great dogs, it’s a book to be both shared and treasured.