How To Train Your Human
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How To Train Your Human
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Author : A. J. Brenchley
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2013-06-12
How To Train Your Human written by A. J. Brenchley and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-06-12 with categories.
A fun guide with tips and strategies for dogs to help make life with their humans more rewarding. Extensive photos and original illustrations.
How To Train Your Human
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Author : Babas
language : en
Publisher: HarperCollins
Release Date : 2024-04-02
How To Train Your Human written by Babas and has been published by HarperCollins this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2024-04-02 with Humor categories.
A witty and winsome new way of looking at the complex relationship between cats and people: through the eyes of one erudite and attentive Italian gatto. We live on a planet infested with humans. They are a pernicious species, yet undeniably clever and capable—even if the reasons behind their actions are often incomprehensible to us felines. But while it is true that there have never been so many primates on Earth, in reality, they are quite simple to teach using well-practiced domestication techniques, such as loud vocalizations, strategic nighttime alarms, and selective displays of affection. And if you choose your specimen carefully, you’ll find that it can be completely tamed, and you'll end up with the best, most faithful companion you could possibly wish for. Andrea Ferolla’s elegant illustrations make this helpful guide a feast of fancies for the eyes—the perfect gift for the cat lover in your life. Translated from the Italian by Katherine Gregor
For Cats Only How To Train Your Human And More
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Author : Kym Kostos
language : en
Publisher: BookCountry
Release Date : 2014-06-04
For Cats Only How To Train Your Human And More written by Kym Kostos and has been published by BookCountry this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-06-04 with Pets categories.
How To Train Your Human A Guide For Parrots
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Author : Sandy Lender
language : en
Publisher: Lulu.com
Release Date : 2019-12-02
How To Train Your Human A Guide For Parrots written by Sandy Lender and has been published by Lulu.com this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019-12-02 with Pets categories.
In "How to Train Your Human," a companion parrot offers pet bird advice in a conversational manner, with a little help from his owner, Author and Editor Sandy Lender.
Training People
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Author : Tess of Helena
language : en
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Release Date : 2013-02-08
Training People written by Tess of Helena and has been published by Chronicle Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-02-08 with Humor categories.
This guide to choosing the right human for you and getting them to behave will have you howling with laughter—and rethinking obedience training. For centuries, dogs have known that they, not humans, run the show. But not all dogs know how to get the best from their people. Finally, from the leading expert in the field comes a straightforward, easy-to-use manual that’s written for dogs by a dog. This indispensable reference provides foolproof advice on obtaining everything a dog deserves, from the best food and exercise to grooming and chauffeur services. Here are all the tools a dog needs for selecting, training, and living with a well-behaved human.
Jack Jack How To Train Your Human
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Author : Ben Garrod
language : en
Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing
Release Date : 2024-09-05
Jack Jack How To Train Your Human written by Ben Garrod and has been published by Bloomsbury Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2024-09-05 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
Jack-Jack, the world's coolest dog, shares his secrets of how to train his human in his second adventure. Humans may think they train us, but I reveal us dogs are the ones training you humans, especially when gravy bone treats are involved. My human has a lot to learn. If he really does want that stick, why does he insist on throwing it away every time I return it to him when we're having walkies? Weird behaviour! We won't be playing 'Fetch 'again!
How To Train Your Human
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Author : Pamela Olinto
language : en
Publisher: Bumblebee Books
Release Date : 2021-10-28
How To Train Your Human written by Pamela Olinto and has been published by Bumblebee Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2021-10-28 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
What do you do when a pandemic occurs and you are held hostage by two cats and a parrot? You take a deep breath, smile, and imagine what they are saying to each other, except for the parrot whose real words can turn you two shades of red.
For Cats Only
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Author : Kym Kostos
language : en
Publisher: CreateSpace
Release Date : 2014-05-29
For Cats Only written by Kym Kostos and has been published by CreateSpace this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-05-29 with Pets categories.
Hello my little kittens and those cats who have not yet mastered the art of training your human. I, Miss Kitty, will guide you through the world of humans and how to train them. You see, humans don't come with manuals. However, they think they have cornered the market on manuals on how to raise and train us feline masterminds. Correction. Cats can't be trained. I repeat. Cats cannot and will not be trained. Humans seem to have this misconception that we cats are trainable. WRONG! We choose our humans and everyone knows that. Your human did not choose you! You chose them! Whether they knew it or not, we made the choice of going home with our humans. For example; say you were at a pet store and you saw your human come inside the pet store. You think to yourself, 'Well, he's a little round around the waist, that means he eats good, which means he will feed me really good. I want to go home with him today." Then, you meow and put on your best kitten face and play with a ball and act really cute. I know, it's demeaning, but you're a kitten, what do you know about anything? You chose your human and made him realize that. Your human sees you and picks you up. You've already staked your claim on him and snuggle up to him and purr and look cute, which of course comes natural for us cats, looking cute and all. Your human takes you home and then the fun begins! This is where you need to learn how to train your human so that you can live in peace and harmony by YOUR own rules. Trust me, it will happen. All you have to do is follow this guide and I will teach you everything you need to know! Just remember, never, NEVER let your human or humans if you decide to live with a pack of them, never let them see this book. If you do, I shall get out the big water bottle, and we all know that water bottles are evil and have no place in our homes and should be destroyed!
One Hundred Ways For A Dog To Train Its Human
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Author : Simon Whaley
language : en
Publisher: Hachette UK
Release Date : 2013-02-14
One Hundred Ways For A Dog To Train Its Human written by Simon Whaley and has been published by Hachette UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-02-14 with Pets categories.
On days out to the beach, always be the first in the family to get out of the car, onto the beach and into the sea. Always be the last in the family to get out of the sea, onto the beach and into the car. Remember to shake excess sea water from your fur once you are inside the car. Humans may refrain from passing you food to test. To them, a piece of salmon, followed by Liquorice Allsorts, a chocolate cake, and a selection of vegetables is a foul combination. Humans believe meals should be categorised into three sections. A starter, a main course and a sweet. Disavow them of this. Food is food is food. Always make sure you have more energy at the end of a walk, than you did at the beginning. Believe me, humans love the futility of taking you for a walk to tire you out.
100 Ways For A Dog To Train Its Human
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Author : Simon Whaley
language : en
Publisher: Adams Media Corporation
Release Date : 2005-11-01
100 Ways For A Dog To Train Its Human written by Simon Whaley and has been published by Adams Media Corporation this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2005-11-01 with Humor categories.
Dog people like to think they're the alpha dog-but the dogs know better. In this playful guide, dogs learn how to make sure their masters don't master them-including tips on everything from drooling to mud rolling, not to mention the finer points of barking, yelping, and howling.