Humorous Poems For Children
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Humorous Poems For Children
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Author : Daya Callan
language : en
Publisher: AuthorHouse
Release Date : 2009-08
Humorous Poems For Children written by Daya Callan and has been published by AuthorHouse this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2009-08 with Humor categories.
The poems are written in a slapstick comedy style. Our thoughts and feelings are the film we project out into the world and they appear as the circumstances we encounter in life. If children could learn to see the humor in the situations they encounter, they will begin to drop the judgments against themselves and towards what they have created. They will also be far less inclined to judge others. This ability to see life in a more lighthearted way provides an extraordinary inner freedom that lifts the spirit to higher and higher levels.
Humorous Poetry For Children
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Author : William Cole
language : en
Publisher: Putnam Publishing Group
Release Date : 1955
Humorous Poetry For Children written by William Cole and has been published by Putnam Publishing Group this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1955 with Humor categories.
A collection of humorous poems, some by well-known and others by obscure poets.
Kids Pick The Funniest Poems
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Author :
language : en
Publisher: Hachette UK
Release Date : 2015-02-10
Kids Pick The Funniest Poems written by and has been published by Hachette UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2015-02-10 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
Betcha laugh! This is one of the most popular collections of funny poetry for kids ever published. It's a classic because it's the first collection of poems selected by kids! It includes clever creations from some of the most popular names in children's poetry, including Bill Dodds, Timothy Tocher, Joyce Armor, Robert Pottle, Bruce Lansky, and Kenn Nesbitt. Humorous illustrations by Stephen Carpenter make this book even better.
The Armpit Of Doom
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Author : Kenn Nesbitt
language : en
Publisher: Purple Room Publishing
Release Date : 2012-10
The Armpit Of Doom written by Kenn Nesbitt and has been published by Purple Room Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-10 with Poetry categories.
Kids love Kenn Nesbitt's hilarious poetry! With their rollicking rhythms, playful rhymes, and mischievous twists, kids can't stop reading these poems. The Armpit of Doom includes seventy new poems about crazy characters, funny families, peculiar pets, comical creatures, and much, much more.
Something Strange
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Author : William Schoff
language : en
Publisher: Outskirts Press
Release Date : 2011-10-01
Something Strange written by William Schoff and has been published by Outskirts Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2011-10-01 with Poetry categories.
Life's Experiences from a Pint-Sized Point-of-View! When weekends fall and relatives call My Sundays turns quite bleak. They rave, "He's just the cutest thing?" As they pinch and tweak my cheeks. I squirm in my skin when they start in With their nauseating rants. What I'd like to do is flee the room Or stuff spaghetti down their pants! What's a kid to do when his relatives think he's just the most adorable thing they've ever seen? How would you like to have a sister who bosses you around all the time? Or a neighbor who constantly quotes Shakespeare-badly? And what might you do if you got to make up the rules? These are only a few of the humorous and unusual situations in which our young characters find themselves in the book, Something Strange!; William Schoff's delightful follow-up to his previous book of poems, I'm Not Feeling Like Myself Today. This collection of poems is sure to appeal to kids and adults alike with it's rich vocabulary, outlandish situations, and humorous illustrations. The clever word play and use of puns will especially appeal to older children and adults who will delight at the direct as well as subtle use of humor. Meet Marco the Magnificent, a performing genius who puts his own special twist on familiar and overdone magic tricks; Seamus the Famous, a young detective who longs to work for the FBI; S.P.I.T, a junior team of paranormal investigators; and an ingenious genie who has a way of tricking people out of their wishes. And many, many more! The rich, colorful illustrations which accompany the poems are a creative delight for the eyes. They provide a sense of realism but have a touch of animation. This gives them a fanciful flavor which draws the reader even more deeply into the imagination, innocence, and fantasy world of each poems' character. They also provide an additional dose of humor that goes along well with the text. A wonderful book for independent readers or as a read-aloud book for younger children and parents. Something Strange! is sure to delight the young and the young-at-heart!
I M Not Feeling Like Myself Today
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Author : William Schoff
language : en
Publisher: Outskirts Press
Release Date : 2010-10-27
I M Not Feeling Like Myself Today written by William Schoff and has been published by Outskirts Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2010-10-27 with Poetry categories.
30 Wacky Rhymes about the Joys and Trials of Childhood A tomboy known as Colleen Fell into the washing machine. It churned and it frothed And washed her all off, Until she was perfectly clean. Colleen was quite irritated, But her parents were simply elated. They now had a way To get her to bathe Even though she gets quite agitated. What happens when a little boy refuses to take a bath-ever? How do you live with a brother who behaves like a caveman? And what happens when a girl tells one too many fibs? They're just some of the goofy, bizarre, and plain old wacky characters you'll meet in I'm Not Feeling Like Myself Today. This hilarious collection of children's poems is guaranteed to appeal to kids and parents alike with its combination of fun rhymes, vocabulary-boosting language, and laugh-out-loud illustrations. The magic lies in the cast of misfits: Meet Billy Brattle, the rich rascal who misbehaves so badly he drives his butler to walk out the door; Colleen, who falls into the washing machine; Lotte Liar, the young girl whose every fib weaves a telltale fabric out of her mouth; and the curious tyke who blows so many bubbles she's carried far, far away. And that's just for starters! Perfect for independent readers or as a read-to-me book for younger children, I'm Not Feeling Myself Today is a storehouse of humor and learning to be enjoyed over and over again.
Jelly In My Belly
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Author : Tom Catalano
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2018-04-03
Jelly In My Belly written by Tom Catalano and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2018-04-03 with Juvenile Nonfiction categories.
Kids of all ages love to laugh. 'Jelly In My Belly' is a collection of original rhyming poems that will have children, pre-teens, and teens smiling, laughing, and reading over and over again. From the author of 'Rhymes for Kids' and 'Rhymes For Teens.' 48-pages. Poems includes: 'Anudder Peanut Butter, ' 'Sticky Business, ' 'Red, White, and Blueberries, ' 'My Runny Nose, ' 'Bitter Batter, ' 'Wyatt Burp, ' 'I Thought My Brain Liked Me, ' 'I Wish I Had Wishes, ' 'How To Make a Friend, ' 'The Wish List, ' and 17 more Here is a poem sample: HOW TO MAKE A FRIEND Tell me how you make a friend -- with flour, eggs, and batter? THIS is how you make a friend the only things that matter. You mix a little kindness and add a bit of sharing blend in common interest and stir in lots of caring. So making friends is easy and it's something you can do. Every time you make a friend they're making one with YOU.
My Dog Likes To Disco
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Author : Kenn Nesbitt
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2022-07-20
My Dog Likes To Disco written by Kenn Nesbitt and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2022-07-20 with categories.
My dog likes to disco on TikTok for fun. He'd rather start dancing than go for a run... Former Children's Poet Laureate Kenn Nesbitt, possibly the funniest poet ever to wield a pen, is back with more of the impossible poems, outrageous rhymes, and absurd wordplay that kids can't stop reading. My Dog Likes to Disco unleashes seventy new poems about disco-dancing dogs, invisible kids, misbehaving phones, preposterous people, and much, much more. From the creator of the world's most popular poetry website for children, poetry4kids.com, My Dog Likes to Disco includes many of the most popular poems Kenn Nesbitt has ever written, including ''''I Made a Meme this Morning,'''' ''''My Flat Cat,'''' and ''''Our Dog's Name is Roomba.'''' Reviews Irrepressible, unpredictable, and raucously popular children's poet Kenn Nesbitt was spawned in the same cracked petri dish as Jack Prelutsky, to whom he is the natural heir. (J. Patrick Lewis, US Children's Poet Laureate, author of Please Bury Me in the Library) Kenn Nesbitt wrote a book of poems A funny one I think. And though it's colored black and white Watch it tickle you PINK! (Douglas Florian, author and illustrator of Comets, Stars, the Moon, and Mars: Space Poems and Paintings) Kenn Nesbitt's brain is the clown car of children's poetry. I don't know how they all fit in there, but they keep tumbling out, one after another, each one funnier than the one before it. (Eric Ode, poet and songwriter. Author of When You're a Pirate Dog and Other Pirate Poems) Fans of Kenn Nesbitt will gobble up this new offering, which combines his infallible command of rhyme scheme with the hilarious-yet oddly contemplative-wisdom of a child pondering the world. (Joyce Sidman, author of Swirl by Swirl: Spirals in Nature)
If Kids Ruled The School
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Author :
language : en
Publisher: Hachette UK
Release Date : 2012-07-03
If Kids Ruled The School written by and has been published by Hachette UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-07-03 with Juvenile Nonfiction categories.
If Kids Ruled the School contains 50 giggle-inducing poems about school, covering everything from homework and tests to school lunches and detention. The book contains poems by Jack Prelutsky, Bruce Lansky, Kenn Nesbitt, Brod Baggert, Linda Knaus, Ted Sheu and Dave Crawley. The poems have been tested (and enjoyed) by a panel of more than 1,000 elementary school children. iParenting Media Awards Back to School 2004 Winner: Poetry If you've ever tried to convince Mom and Dad that the F on your report card stands for "fabulous," this hilarious collection of school poems is for you! In the tradition of the popular anthology No More Homework! No More Tests!, this book covers wild and wacky school topics, like bringing skunks to show-and-tell, falling asleep at your desk, and ripping your pants on the playground. The big-timers of children's poetry have converged on the pages of this book to deliver the very best in school poetry. Just ask the hundreds of elementary-school students who helped Bruce Lansky handpick these poems: Each poem is guaranteed to make you giggle, grin, and/or guffaw!
Humorous Poems
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Author : Nicky Ismail
language : en
Publisher: United P.C. Verlag
Release Date : 2018-02-27
Humorous Poems written by Nicky Ismail and has been published by United P.C. Verlag this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2018-02-27 with categories.
Quaintly funny and interesting poems to entertain children. Prettily illustrated to make the poems even more fun to read.