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I Nearly Shit Myself 2
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Author : Joe KING
language : en
Publisher: Andrew m Molloy
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I Nearly Shit Myself 2 written by Joe KING and has been published by Andrew m Molloy this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on with Fiction categories.
I Nearly Shit Myself 2, is a comedy/horror story with a strange type of entity, which will leave you looking down the toilet before you commit yourself, that is if your sense of humour is up to it! This fun detective story from Joe KING, has plenty of humour/humor to give you something quite different to read! A chemical leak has led to a strange creature growing in the sewers and is now seeking human flesh to reproduce. When people start to go missing in very unusual circumstances, the case is given to detective Mack McKenzie & his new sidekick Steve. Something weird is happening to the people of the city, and they soon realise they will have to go down the sewers to find out what is killing all of them. Will they find out who, and what, is causing them to disappear? Or will it all just get flushed down the pan!
I Nearly Shit Myself 2
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Author : Joe King
language : en
Publisher: Independently Published
Release Date : 2017-06-20
I Nearly Shit Myself 2 written by Joe King and has been published by Independently Published this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2017-06-20 with categories.
I Nearly Shit Myself 2, is a comedy/horror story with a very different type of entity, which will leave you looking down the toilet before you commit yourself, that痴 if your sense of humour is up it! This fun detective story from Joe KING, has plenty of humour/humor to give you something very different to read!A chemical leak has led to a strange creature growing in the sewers, and is now seeking human flesh to reproduce. When people start to go missing in very unusual circumstances, the case is given to detective Mack Mckenzie & his new sidekick Steve. Something weird is happening to the people of the city, and they soon realise they will have to go down the sewers to find out what is killing all them. Will they find out who, and what, is causing them to disappear? Or will it all just get flushed down the pan!This book has been re-titled and is also being sold as...THE BOG!From the Author.Having decided to re-title this book because I wanted to create, Tales from the funny(dark)side series, then realising after it cannot be replaced by the new edition. I decided that instead of having it listed not for sale any longer, I saw this as an opportunity to add an alternative ending. Like all books, sometimes after they are published new ideas do pop up, so I have rewritten the ending with something just as strange and I hope, as funny!Happy Reading, Joe.
I Nearly Shit Myself 1 2 3 4
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Author : Joe King
language : en
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Release Date : 2018-09-11
I Nearly Shit Myself 1 2 3 4 written by Joe King and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2018-09-11 with Fiction categories.
I Nearly Shit Myself Books 1 4
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Author : Joe KING
language : en
Publisher: Andrew M Molloy
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I Nearly Shit Myself Books 1 4 written by Joe KING and has been published by Andrew M Molloy this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on with Humor categories.
I Nearly Shit Myself #1. Do you believe in ghosts? Bill End doesn't, but as his first night back as a Security Guard, he soon realises they are real, VERY real. Not only are they out to scare him, but they are also out to take his mind, body and soul. Will he make it through the night, with his sanity and soul intact? Or will he become something else! With randy ghost William Moorcock on his back, ANYTHING is possible! I Nearly Shit Myself #2. A chemical leak has led to a strange creature growing in the sewers and is now seeking human flesh to reproduce. When people start to go missing in very unusual circumstances, the case is given to detective Mack McKenzie & his new sidekick Steve. Something weird is happening to the people of the city, and they soon realise they will have to go down the sewers to find out what is killing all of them. Will they find out who, and what, is causing them to disappear? Or will it all just get flushed down the pan! I Nearly Shit Myself #3. When alcoholic scientist Joel discovers a new serum, he soon discovers it not only has the power to make him a monster in bed, but it also has a side effort so horrific, it makes his life a living nightmare! As his drinking gets out of control, so does his life and unknowing to him, he is killing people. With his time running out, will he live long enough to find a way out of this horror story he has created for himself? Or will he just have to accept, the serum he has taken was never going to have a happy ending! I Nearly Shit Myself #4. When Ben and his girlfriend decide to go for a naughty weekend away at a disused reservoir. They should have heeded the warning sign. KEEP OUT. NO SWIMMING. After their weekend is cut short, and they return home, the real horror begins! The, I Nearly Shit Myself, series are now being published under new titles with alternative endings.
I Nearly Shit Myself 3
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Author : Joe KING
language : en
Publisher: Andrew M Molloy
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I Nearly Shit Myself 3 written by Joe KING and has been published by Andrew M Molloy this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on with Fiction categories.
I Nearly Shit Myself 3, is a dark tale from Joe KING that will show you how sometimes it is better to stick with what you have, rather than risk it all. With profanity from the beginning, your sense of humour/humor will be pushed to its limits! When alcoholic scientist Joel discovers a new serum, he soon discovers it not only has the power to make him a monster in bed, but it also has a side effort so horrific, it makes his life a living nightmare! As Joel’s drinking gets out of control, so does his life and unknowing to him, he is killing people. With his time running out, will he live long enough to find a way out of this horror story he has created for himself? Or will he just have to accept, the serum he has taken was never going to have a happy ending! I Nearly Shit Myself 3 is now being published as, The PLONKER with an alternative ending.
I Nearly Shit Myself 1 2 3 And 4
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Author : Joe KING
language : en
Publisher: Independently Published
Release Date : 2017-11-20
I Nearly Shit Myself 1 2 3 And 4 written by Joe KING and has been published by Independently Published this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2017-11-20 with categories.
I NEARLY SHIT MYSELF, is a compilation of four short stories of comedy/horror, ghost and the supernatural, with profanity from the beginning, and will have something for every level of sense of humour, and you will need it, with these very different and unique short stories from Joe KING.This book has been re-titled, and is also being sold as NIGHT SHIFT, The BOG!, The PLONKER, INFECTED. These versions also contain alternative endings!From the Author.Having decided to re-title this book because I wanted to create, Tales from the funny(dark)side series, then realising after it cannot be replaced by the new edition. I decided that instead of having it listed not for sale any longer, I saw this as an opportunity to add an alternative ending. Like all books, sometimes after they are published new ideas do pop up, so I have rewritten the ending with something just as strange and I hope, as funny!Happy Reading, Joe.Tale 1; A fun packed comedy/horror, and a very different type of ghost, which will leave you looking down the toilet before you commit yourself, that's if your sense of humour is up it!Do you believe in ghosts? Bill End doesn't, but as his first night shift back as a Security Guard, he soon realises they are real, VERY real. Not only are they out to scare him, they are out to take his mind, body and soul. Will he make it through the night, with his sanity and soul intact? Or will he become something else! With randy ghost William Moorcock on his back, ANYTHING is possible!Tale 2; A detective story with horror and plenty of humour to give you something very different to read!A chemical leak has led to a strange creature growing in the sewers, and is now seeking human flesh to reproduce. When people start to go missing in very unusual circumstances, the case is given to detective Mack Mckenzie & his new sidekick Steve. Something weird is happening to the people of this city, and they soon realise they will have to go the down the sewers to find out what is killing all these people. Will they find out who, and what, is causing them to disappear? Or will it all just get flushed down the pan!Tale 3; This dark tale will show you how sometimes it is better to stick with what you have, rather than risk it all. With profanity from the beginning, your sense of humour will be pushed to its limits!When alcoholic scientist Joel discovers a new serum, he soon discovers it not only has the power to make him a monster in bed, it also has a side effort so horrific, it makes his life a living nightmare! As his drinking gets out of control, so does his life and unknowing to him, he is killing people. With his time running out, will he live long enough to find a way out of this horror story he has created for himself? Or will he just have to accept, the serum he has taken, was never going to have a happy ending! Tale 4; With comedy/horror and a very strange tale of why rules are sometime not meant to be broken. This story will make you think twice before going off for a secluded skinny dip!Nature has a funny way of doing things sometimes, and it only takes a slight change in an Ecosystem and everything can go to pot. Take parasites for example, they have developed themselves over millions of years, and even use us humans for their own ends, like the unassuming tape worm. Their reproduction can be quite amazing and the lengths they will go to get what they want, and like all living things, the end goal is to reproduce and multiply, but when humans get involved, it generally does not end well!When Ben and his girlfriend decide to go for a naughty weekend away at a disused reservoir. They should have heeded the warning sign. KEEP OUT. NO SWIMMING. After their weekend is cut short, and they return home, the real horror begins!
I Nearly Shit Myself 1 4
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Author : Joe KING
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2021-05-14
I Nearly Shit Myself 1 4 written by Joe KING and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2021-05-14 with categories.
I Nearly Shit Myself #1.Do you believe in ghosts? Bill End doesn't, but as his first night back as a Security Guard, he soon realises they are real, VERY real. Not only are they out to scare him, but they are also out to take his mind, body and soul. Will he make it through the night, with his sanity and soul intact? Or will he become something else! With randy ghost William Moorcock on his back, ANYTHING is possible!I Nearly Shit Myself #2.A chemical leak has led to a strange creature growing in the sewers and is now seeking human flesh to reproduce. When people start to go missing in very unusual circumstances, the case is given to detective Mack McKenzie & his new sidekick Steve. Something weird is happening to the people of the city, and they soon realise they will have to go down the sewers to find out what is killing all them. Will they find out who, and what, is causing them to disappear? Or will it all just get flushed down the pan!I Nearly Shit Myself #3.When alcoholic scientist Joel discovers a new serum, he soon discovers it not only has the power to make him a monster in bed, but it also has a side effort so horrific, it makes his life a living nightmare! As his drinking gets out of control, so does his life and unknowing to him, he is killing people. With his time running out, will he live long enough to find a way out of this horror story he has created for himself? Or will he just have to accept, the serum he has taken, was never going to have a happy ending!I Nearly Shit Myself #4. When Ben and his girlfriend decide to go for a naughty weekend away at a disused reservoir. They should have heeded the warning sign. KEEP OUT. NO SWIMMING. After their weekend is cut short, and they return home, the real horror begins!The, I Nearly Shit Myself, series are now being published under new titles with alternative endings.
I Nearly Shit Myself 4
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Author : Joe KING
language : en
Publisher: Andrew m Molloy
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I Nearly Shit Myself 4 written by Joe KING and has been published by Andrew m Molloy this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on with Fiction categories.
I Nearly Shit Myself 4: Nature has a funny way of doing things sometimes, and it only takes a slight change in an Ecosystem and everything can go to pot. Take parasites for example, they have developed themselves over millions of years, and even use us humans for their own ends. Like the unassuming tapeworm. Their reproduction can be quite amazing and the lengths they will go to get what they want, and like all living things, the end goal is to reproduce and multiply, but when humans get involved, it generally does not end well! When Ben and his girlfriend decide to go for a naughty weekend away at a disused reservoir. They should have heeded the warning sign. KEEP OUT. NO SWIMMING. After their weekend is cut short, and they return home, the real horror begins! I Nearly Shit Myself, are a series of books that are written for the sole purpose of humour, but not just any old humour. This series of books are aimed at readers with a warped and twisted sense of humour/humor. You have been warned. PG 18.
I Nearly Shit Myself 1
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Author : Joe KING
language : en
Publisher: Andrew M Molloy
Release Date : 2017-05-15
I Nearly Shit Myself 1 written by Joe KING and has been published by Andrew M Molloy this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2017-05-15 with Young Adult Fiction categories.
A fun story packed with comedy/ horror, humour and a hugely different type of ghost, which will leave you looking down the toilet before you commit yourself, that is if your sense of humour is up to it! Do you believe in ghosts? Bill begins to think differently as his first night shift back as a Security Guard gets off to a bumpy start and he soon realises they are real, VERY real. Not only are they out to scare him, but they are also out to take his mind, body and soul. Will he make it through the night, with his sanity and soul intact? Or will he become something else! With randy ghost William Moorcock on his back, ANYTHING is possible during the Night Shift from hell. This book is now published as… Night Shift. Horror & Hilarity with a Banana Taste! This edition has an alternative ending.
Shadow Figure Part 1 Earth Extinction
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Author : Joe KING
language : en
Publisher: Andrew M Molloy
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Shadow Figure Part 1 Earth Extinction written by Joe KING and has been published by Andrew M Molloy this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on with Young Adult Fiction categories.
When Zoe Read decides that having sex in the local woodlands was a good idea to lift her relationships ailing sex life, little did she realise that she was being watched. This watcher, though, was no ordinary voyeur. The shadow figure she sees while having her fun is going to change her life beyond her wildest dreams. The shadow figure, a dark malevolent featureless outline of a human, has been tracking her. Waiting, and timing the arrival to this very moment in Zoe’s life. The future is coming. A future that has set the Earth as Zoe knows it on its extinction day. Many things have been going wrong with society. Many things that the Others believe they can change for the better of humanity, but not humanity for the good of all. A humanity that is set to realign a path that has now been broken. John Oaks has discovered a signal from a rogue satellite. His life is one of paranormal investigations and so far, he has found nothing more interesting that a plume of smoke he believes is a visitation from another world. The signal he had discovered will be way beyond his comprehension as his investigation takes on a new level of understanding as the military takes over what he thought was something he had control over. Sergeant, and a professor, Sam Steel is head of the investigation team for the military, as John soon discovers when he is kidnapped. Their connections are strong, and they somehow know each other but not of this timeline, a timeline they know they must have been linked together somehow. With a new understanding and the seriousness of what he learns, his life also spirals out of this world to become another cog in the machine of the universe. A portal so advanced becomes his nemesis and his best friend as the team he has now assigned to discover how far the Others will go to retain the path the Earth is set to follow. Some things in life are meant to be discovered. Other things, well…knowing when to walk away is not so easy when you are a human of form! With timelines interfering with the Earth’s destiny and the Others racing to undo all that has been set in motion, an Earth end date is looming, and a race begins to save the planet and the billions of lives that are set to be destroyed in this science fiction thriller.