In A Green Dress Surrounded By Exploding Clowns And Other Stories

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In A Green Dress Surrounded By Exploding Clowns And Other Stories
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Author : Robert Jeschonek
language : en
Publisher: IE Books
Release Date : 2018-08-22
In A Green Dress Surrounded By Exploding Clowns And Other Stories written by Robert Jeschonek and has been published by IE Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2018-08-22 with Fiction categories.
Get ready to have your mind blown. Each of these 15 scifi/fantasy stories shines a light on another wild world you’ve never seen before. From exploding clowns to killer chickens, you will meet the wildest characters. And find a bold new way of looking at life. Forget boring books about the same old star fights. Surf the new wave of tomorrow and leave the same old same old far behind. Get it now! Includes 15 stories: "In A Green Dress, Surrounded by Exploding Clowns" "Monkey Sea, Monkey Do" "The First Hollywood Cowboy of the Bropocalypse" "In All Your Sparkling Raiment Soar" "Piggyback" "Fuzzy Duck" "Not-So-Fortunate Son" "Blackbeard's Aliens" "Cock-A-Doodle Die" "The Dancing Dead" "The Bear in the Cable-Knit Sweater" "The Breakout Story of Galaxy's Edge Ten Million" "The Little Robot's Bedtime Prayer" "The Spinach Can's Son" "As If My Every Word Has Turned to Glass"
Scifi Motherlode
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Author : Robert Jeschonek
language : en
Publisher: Robert Jeschonek
Release Date : 2012-12-12
Scifi Motherlode written by Robert Jeschonek and has been published by Robert Jeschonek this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-12-12 with Fiction categories.
In these pages, Robert T. Jeschonek will take you on a tour of the wildest places and people you've never imagined. Don't miss these 18 edgy, exciting, and surprising science fiction tales from award-winning Star Trek and Doctor Who author Robert T. Jeschonek, a master of unique and unexpected science fiction that really packs a punch. This volume includes 18 stories originally published in three volumes: 6 Scifi Stories, 6 More Scifi Stories, and 6 Scifi Stories Book 3. All 18 of these scifi stories and novelettes are available here for one low price: "The Greatest Serial Killer in the Universe" "The Love Quest of Smidgen the Snack Cake" "Playing Doctor" "Serial Killer vs. E-Merica" "My Cannibal Lover" "Zinzizinzizinzic" "One Awake in All the World" "Give the Hippo What He Wants" "Teacher of the Century" "Off the Face of the Earth" "Something Borrowed, Something Doomed" "The Cross-Dressing Cosmic Cortez Rubs Off" "Star Sex" "Messiah 2.0" "Lenin of the Stars" "The Shrooms of Benares" "Beware the Black Battlenaut" "Killer Bod" Contents Collection of 18 stories and novelettes plus a novel preview Reviews "Robert Jeschonek is a towering talent." – Mike Resnick, Hugo and Nebula Award-winning author of the Starship series "Robert Jeschonek is the literary love child of Tim Burton and Neil Gaiman." – Adrian Phoenix, critically acclaimed author of The Maker's Song series and Black Dust Mambo "Jeschonek ́s stories are delightfully insane, a pleasure to read..." – Fábio Fernandes, Fantasy Book Critic
Blackbeard S Aliens
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Author : Robert Jeschonek
language : en
Publisher: Robert Jeschonek
Release Date : 2012-10-25
Blackbeard S Aliens written by Robert Jeschonek and has been published by Robert Jeschonek this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-10-25 with Fiction categories.
Cannonballs and laser beams fly as blazing battle rages between a fleet of pirate ships and a squadron of alien fighters. Demonic aliens board the ships and let loose high-tech ray beams on hardened pirates armed with pistols and cutlasses. In the heart of the flame and fury roars fearless Blackbeard himself, commanding his men in a last-ditch struggle to save all humankind from bloodthirsty conquerors from another world. Perhaps Blackbeard's own dark connection to the aliens will give him an edge against them, if his own closest ally, Stede Bonnet, does not mount a mutiny against him first. Can Blackbeard and the greatest pirates of his day use their seafaring savagery to win the war for the future of humanity? It all comes down to pirates versus aliens as the greatest battle ever to rock the seven seas rushes toward an explosive finale. Don't miss this exciting tale by award-winning storyteller Robert T. Jeschonek, a master of hard-hitting science fiction that really packs a punch. Reviews "Robert Jeschonek is a towering talent..." – Mike Resnick, Hugo and Nebula Award-winning author "Robert Jeschonek is the literary love child of Tim Burton and Neil Gaiman..." – Adrian Phoenix, critically acclaimed author of The Maker's Song series and Black Dust Mambo "Jeschonek ́s stories are delightfully insane, a pleasure to read..." – Fabio Fernandes, Fantasy Book Critic
The Secret Of The Ultimate Male Enhancement
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Author : Robert Jeschonek
language : en
Publisher: Robert Jeschonek
Release Date : 2013-05-13
The Secret Of The Ultimate Male Enhancement written by Robert Jeschonek and has been published by Robert Jeschonek this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-05-13 with Fiction categories.
The male enhancement of tomorrow has everything from shape-changing powers to a mind of its own. But what happens when this miraculous endowment refuses to cooperate with its new owner? War breaks out between man and enhancement, the ultimate struggle between two minds in one body. Only by guessing the enhancement's dark secret does the man stand a chance of breaking the stranglehold this high tech smart-part has on his life. Don't miss this twisted science fiction comedy short story by award-winning writer Robert T. Jeschonek, a master of unique and unexpected science fiction that really packs a punch. Reviews "Robert Jeschonek is the literary love child of Tim Burton and Neil Gaiman." – Adrian Phoenix, critically acclaimed author of The Maker's Song series and Black Dust Mambo "Jeschonek ́s stories are delightfully insane, a pleasure to read..." – Fabio Fernandes, Fantasy Book Critic "Robert Jeschonek is a towering talent." – Mike Resnick, Hugo and Nebula Award-winning author.
One Awake In All The World
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Author : Robert Jeschonek
language : en
Publisher: Robert Jeschonek
Release Date : 2012-05-22
One Awake In All The World written by Robert Jeschonek and has been published by Robert Jeschonek this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-05-22 with Fiction categories.
The bigger the bug, the bigger the gun! Exterminators Pass Candle and Nona Stiletto keep space safe for humanity by mowing down hostile alien lifeforms. Cyborg implants and badass attitudes make these warriors unstoppable, but a distress call lands them in the battle of a lifetime on a postapocalyptic alien world. Stalked by hordes of unimaginably savage creatures, Pass and Nona fight a war for survival against impossible odds. Their only hope: an abandoned alien child who might be the last of her species left alive, and the only key to a terrible secret that might end the carnage...if she can stay awake long enough to figure it out. Don't miss this exciting tale by award-winning Star Trek and Doctor Who author Robert T. Jeschonek, acclaimed as a "Standout selection..." in a Publishers Weekly starred review.
100th Power Volume 3
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Author : Robert Jeschonek
language : en
Publisher: Robert Jeschonek
Release Date : 2023-12-27
100th Power Volume 3 written by Robert Jeschonek and has been published by Robert Jeschonek this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2023-12-27 with Fiction categories.
Imagine a dog-propelled starship commanded by single-celled warriors…a love-starved dishwashing machine on a deadly rampage…a stained-glass robotic messiah fighting armies of zombies…and a horde of fire-breathing dragons laying waste to a reptilian paradise. You will meet all these wondrous oddities and more in Volume Three of this collection of the unique short fiction of USA Today-bestselling author Robert Jeschonek. The 100 stories in the 3-volume set span multiple genres—everything from science fiction to fantasy to mystery to superheroes—and myriad sub-genres and cross-genres in between. Discover a wealth of dynamic characters, startling settings, shocking situations, and challenging ideas…plus loads of thrilling action, whiplash plot twists, and inspirational revelations. Explore a realm of mythic innovation by a writer who might just change the way you think about fiction, a treasury of stories unlike anything you have ever experienced in the universe of imagination…or will ever experience again in your wildest dreams and nightmares.
Lenin Of The Stars
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Author : Robert Jeschonek
language : en
Publisher: Robert Jeschonek
Release Date : 2012-05-22
Lenin Of The Stars written by Robert Jeschonek and has been published by Robert Jeschonek this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-05-22 with Fiction categories.
Lenin came from outer space! He and his fellow shape-changing aliens bring communism to Earth, hoping to teach galactic harmony to violent humanity. Communist aliens posing as legendary leaders steer great nations through the turbulent history of the Twentieth Century. But changing times and surprising turnarounds lead the aliens to fight a secret civil war among their own ranks. When the alien Lenin and his beloved Irina end up on opposite sides, they have no choice but to battle to the death...or start a new revolution that might just sweep the stars. Don't miss this exciting tale by award-winning storyteller Robert T. Jeschonek, a master of unique and unexpected science fiction that really packs a punch.
100th Power Volume 1
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Author : Robert Jeschonek
language : en
Publisher: Blastoff Books
Release Date : 2023-12-26
100th Power Volume 1 written by Robert Jeschonek and has been published by Blastoff Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2023-12-26 with Fiction categories.
Imagine a pair of high-tech smart-briefs on a quest to save the world for underwear-kind…a shrinkable crime-fighter hunting a killer of pint-sized superheroes…and an unseen tentacled parasite forcing human puppets into sacrificial horrors. You will meet all these wondrous oddities and more in Volume One of this brand-new collection of the unique short fiction of USA Today-bestselling author Robert Jeschonek. The 100 stories in the 3-volume set span multiple genres—everything from science fiction to fantasy to mystery to superheroes—and an abundance of sub-genres and cross-genres in between. Discover a wealth of dynamic characters, startling settings, shocking situations, and challenging ideas…plus loads of thrilling action, whiplash plot twists, and inspirational revelations. Explore a realm of mythic innovation by a writer who might just change the way you think about fiction, a treasury of stories unlike anything you have ever experienced in the universe of imagination…or will ever experience again in your wildest dreams and nightmares.
Off The Face Of The Earth
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Author : Robert Jeschonek
language : en
Publisher: Robert Jeschonek
Release Date : 2012-05-22
Off The Face Of The Earth written by Robert Jeschonek and has been published by Robert Jeschonek this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-05-22 with Fiction categories.
Where do all the missing children go? The answer could be more incredible than you can imagine. When a little boy disappears off the face of the Earth, his good-for-nothing father turns over a new leaf and sets out to track him down...but it takes a strange visitor from the future to point him in the right direction. Has the little boy been swept into a horrifying hell on Earth, or is he bound for a miraculous world beyond forever? His fate reveals a glorious destiny for the missing, one that rests on the shoulders of the boy’s father. Can this man, plagued by his own dark demons and addictions, find redemption—and perhaps secure the future of all mankind—by making the ultimate sacrifice? This scifi masterpiece will race you out to the edge of reality and blow your mind. Award-winning science fiction author Robert T. Jeschonek has written Star Trek and Doctor Who fiction and futuristic stories for books, magazines, websites, and podcasts around the world. He won the national grand prize in the Strange New Worlds writing contest from Pocket Books. He is one of a handful of authors chosen to write stories in the Star Trek: New Frontier universe. DC Comics, Simon & Schuster, and DAW Books have published his work. His young adult urban fantasy novel, My Favorite Band Does Not Exist, was named a Top Ten First Novel for Youth by Booklist.
Messiah 2 0
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Author : Robert Jeschonek
language : en
Publisher: Robert Jeschonek
Release Date : 2012-05-22
Messiah 2 0 written by Robert Jeschonek and has been published by Robert Jeschonek this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-05-22 with Fiction categories.
What form will the Second Coming of Christ take? In the world of the far future, Father Clement the warrior priest and Imago the stained glass robot will stop at nothing to find Him...so they can kill Him. It's the only way to save the King of the World and his Kingdom from the great threat predicted in the Book of Revelations. Guided by the ultra-high tech Christputer, armed with an atomic scythe and righteous robotic power, Clement and Imago track the last of the proto-Christs through the realms of the savage Undead. Will a mysterious prisoner lead the way to their target Messiah, or will she help them realize they're serving an evil cause? In the world of tomorrow, Christ and Antichrist both take forms that no one expects and pit technological marvels in a futuristic clash that no one can imagine. Don't miss this exciting tale by award-winning storyteller Robert T. Jeschonek, a master of unique and unexpected science fiction that really packs a punch.