Is Your Dog Jewish
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Is Your Dog Jewish
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Author : Leo Dworken
language : en
Publisher: Running Press Book Publishers
Release Date : 1989
Is Your Dog Jewish written by Leo Dworken and has been published by Running Press Book Publishers this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1989 with History categories.
A funny, serious, trivial, and thought-provoking collection, Is Your Dog Jewish? asks contemporary questions of identity, age-old philosophical dilemmas, and humorous questions of guilt. 2-color throughout.
How To Raise A Jewish Dog
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Author : Rabbis of Boca Raton Theological Seminary
language : en
Publisher: Little, Brown
Release Date : 2007-09-05
How To Raise A Jewish Dog written by Rabbis of Boca Raton Theological Seminary and has been published by Little, Brown this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2007-09-05 with Humor categories.
From the authors of the bestselling Yiddish with Dick and Jane and Yiddish with George and Laura, this essential "guide" is sure to be a complete howl. Questions to Ask a Breeder: 1. What kind of job is this, growing dogs? 2. Are these dogs nice? I mean of course they are. But if not, is this refundable? 3. Is this a stable business? Do you make a decent living? 4. Does the insurance kill you or is it okay? 5. Dogs are animals, does this mean you qualify for some kind of Federal ranch subsidies? 6. What do I say to people who want to know how I can spend $1500 and up on a dog when there are so many dogs to be rescued from the pound? The (make-believe) Rabbis of the (fictional) Boca Raton Theological Seminary have developed the essential dog training program for raising a Jewish dog. For the first time, the same dynamic blend of passive-aggressiveness and smothering indulgence, that unique alloy of infantilization and disingenuous manipulation that created generations of high-achieving Jewish boys and girls, can be applied to create a generation of high-achieving Jewish doggies.
The Jewish Dog
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Author : Asher Kravitz
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2015
The Jewish Dog written by Asher Kravitz and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2015 with Dogs categories.
"Originally published in Hebrew as HaKelev HaYehudi by Yedioth Ahronoth in 2007; translated by Michal Kessler; edited by Shari Dash Greenspan"--Title page verso.
How To Raise A Jewish Dog
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Author : The Rabbis of the Boca Raton Theological Seminary
language : en
Publisher: Hachette UK
Release Date : 2014-02-13
How To Raise A Jewish Dog written by The Rabbis of the Boca Raton Theological Seminary and has been published by Hachette UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-02-13 with Humor categories.
You don't have to own a dog and you don't have to be Jewish... A humour title about using guilt, shame and passive aggression to raise your dog that will have you barking with laughter. A 'Not Missing Yet' sign informs neighbours that dog is not missing. Some trainers call this precaution unnecessary. We say: It couldn't hurt. Finally! The dog training techniques and tips developed by the renowned Rabbis of the Boca Raton Theological Seminary are available in book form. Look out, monks. Step aside, whisperer. Rabbi Monica and Rabbi Alan show, step by step, how you can use guilt, shame, passive aggression, sarcasm and Conditional Unconditional Love to create an unbreakable bond with your dog. It's all here, including: - The five ways of commanding 'Sit!' ('What, would it kill you to sit down for one lousy second?') - A useful list of Advanced Commands ('Don't stare at Cousin Edith's hair when she comes over.') - How to use Situational Martyrdom when the dog disobeys ('Fine. Do what you want. I hope you have a nice life.') The rabbis have been training dogs - and their owners - for 20 years. Now they bring the fruits of their vast experience to dog owners everywhere. And the best part? You don't have to be Jewish to benefit from the programme. Just neurotic. Or crazy about your dog.
Does Your Dog Speak Hebrew
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Author : Ellen Bari
language : en
Publisher: Millbrook Press
Release Date : 2020-09-01
Does Your Dog Speak Hebrew written by Ellen Bari and has been published by Millbrook Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-09-01 with Juvenile Nonfiction categories.
Kar-Ben Read-Aloud eBooks with Audio combine professional narration and text highlighting to bring eBooks to life! A dog says bow, wow in English and hav, hav in Hebrew. Whimsical animals in American and Israeli settings compare their varied noises and sounds. Readers can explore which sounds are the same and which are different in droll depictions of animals in Israel and the United States. Basic Hebrew vocabulary, including animal names and sounds, are introduced. Iconic locations like Capitol Hill and Central Park in the United States, and the Dome of the Rock and the Sea of Galilee in Israel are featured in illustrations.
Jewish Dogs
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Author : Kenneth Stow
language : en
Publisher: Stanford University Press
Release Date : 2006
Jewish Dogs written by Kenneth Stow and has been published by Stanford University Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2006 with Religion categories.
This book is a study of Catholic teachings on purity, and the anxiety these teachings have generated with respect to relations with the Jews since the time of St. Paul.
Saving Hanno
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Author : Miriam Halahmy
language : en
Publisher: Holiday House
Release Date : 2019-05-07
Saving Hanno written by Miriam Halahmy and has been published by Holiday House this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019-05-07 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
Nine-year-old Rudi and his beloved dog Hanno escape from Nazi Germany, but Rudi soon learns he'll have to protect Hanno from an entirely new threat in this thrilling reimagining of a little known World War II event. What if you had to leave your dog behind when you fled? Nine-year-old Rudi has a chance to leave the dangers of Nazi Germany on a Kindertransport to England. However, he cannot bring Hanno, his wonderful dachshund. Luckily, his family finds a way to smuggle Hanno to London. But with England on the brink of war, Hanno is still not safe. As a German invasion of England becomes imminent, many British people decide their pets will suffer as well as drain limited resources, and thousands of pets are euthanized. To save Hanno, Rudi joins a group of scrappy London children who hide their pets away in a vacant lot. Just as London's children are about to be evacuated to the countryside, the group finds a wealthy animal lover willing to care for the menagerie on her country estate. This fast-paced and accessible novel is full of courage and excitement. An author's note gives more information on the real-life events on which this story is based. A Bank Street Best Book of the Year
When Life Gives You O J
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Author : Erica S. Perl
language : en
Publisher: Knopf Books for Young Readers
Release Date : 2011-06-14
When Life Gives You O J written by Erica S. Perl and has been published by Knopf Books for Young Readers this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2011-06-14 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
For years, 10-year-old Zelly Fried has tried to convince her parents to let her have a dog. After all, practically everyone in Vermont owns a dog, and it sure could go a long way helping Zelly fit in since moving there from Brooklyn. But when her eccentric grandfather Ace hatches a ridiculous plan involving a "practice dog" named OJ, Zelly's not so sure how far she's willing to go to win a dog of her own. Is Ace's plan so crazy it just might work . . . or is it just plain crazy? Erica S. Perl weaves an affectionate and hilarious tale that captures the enduring bond between grandparents and grandchildren. Even when they're driving each other nuts.
Be The Person Your Dog Thinks You Are
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Author : C. J. Frick
language : en
Publisher: Flatiron Books
Release Date : 2018-10-23
Be The Person Your Dog Thinks You Are written by C. J. Frick and has been published by Flatiron Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2018-10-23 with Humor categories.
For dog owners and lovers everywhere, C. J. Frick's Be the Person Your Dog Thinks You Are is a humorous, fully illustrated book that shows us that even when we feel at our worst, our dogs still think we’re the best—so start acting like it!
The Dog In The Wood
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Author : Monika Schröder
language : en
Publisher: Boyds Mills Press
Release Date : 2017-11-21
The Dog In The Wood written by Monika Schröder and has been published by Boyds Mills Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2017-11-21 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
When the Russians come, where do you go? Fritz loves his vegetable garden. His tomatoes are delicious, he's attentive to the asparagus, and he remembers how to keep slugs off the strawberries. But his tranquil life on the family farm is about to end—the Russians are near, Hitler has died, and known Nazi sympathizers like the Friedrich family brace for the Bolsheviks to take over their town. Local German supporters of the Bolshevik regime seize the Friedrich farm in the name of Communism, forcing Fritz's family to flee to the distant house of his grandmother, Oma Clara. Life there for Fritz is horrible, made even worse when Communists arrest his mother and Lech, the Polish farmhand who has tended the Friedrich land, for hiding weapons. Though there is no evidence to support the accusation, Gertrude and Lech are taken away, and Fritz commits to finding where they are imprisoned. Despite the boy's heroic efforts, the story ends with one of the war's ambiguities: that Lech and Gertrude may not return home.