Lance Fart Pants
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Lance Fart Pants
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Author : Dave Munsey
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2020-09-16
Lance Fart Pants written by Dave Munsey and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-09-16 with categories.
After blowing his friends away in a farting frenzy, Lance "Poopie Butt-Fart Pants" learns the etiquette of passing gas to win his friends back. Butt! Lance has to break the rules of flatulence to stop the town's bank from being robbed. A stinky story with a happy ending. Note from the author: In November of 2018 I had a three-year-old named Flossie visit my home in Tempe, Arizona. Flossie captured my interest with her interest in poop and farting. She would follow the dog, waiting for an event, she asked a lot of questions about poop and farting as well. Flossie's mother confirmed her interest and said that it was normal for kids of her age. I found, kids intertest in poop and farting carries through from three until six or seven years of age, going from interesting to humorous. I wanted to give children a story that will explain some of the facts of farting as well as farting's annoying side effects. If ever you should practice social etiquette it should be in relation to farting. Children will find my book, fun and informative. Adults will find it interesting and amusing. I have dedicated Poopie Butt-Fart Pants to Flossie.
The Fart That Saved The World
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Author : M.c. Gill
language : en
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Release Date : 2017-05-31
The Fart That Saved The World written by M.c. Gill and has been published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2017-05-31 with categories.
With Great Farting Power Comes Great Farting Responsibility...to Save the World! Lance's farts were loud and stinky, which he thought was a bad thing. Little did he know that he was going to have to use his gross butt blasters to save the world! Lance thought dealing with the class bully and nervous farts were going to be the worst parts of his school year...He couldn't have been more wrong. What seems like a fun field trip turns dangerous as Lance and his genius BFF Aiden encounter an evil botanist with killer plants and a killer plan! Are Lance's super farts and Aiden's super smarts enough to prevent the world from being destroyed? ________________________________________ The Fart That Saved the World: The Deadly Field Trip is a Chapter Book With Illustrations, Great For Kids (and Adults) Who Are Looking to Laugh Out Loud! "A hilarious book to read with your kids. It made me laugh hysterically, so much that I couldn't continue until the laughter subsided" - Loanna, Amazon reviewer of The Fart That Saved the World
When Farts Had Colors
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Author : Mark Lawton Thomas
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2011-11-14
When Farts Had Colors written by Mark Lawton Thomas and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2011-11-14 with Bullying categories.
When Farts Had Colors is the story of 4th grader Lance Chance who hates Mondays. This particular Monday Lance's mom coaxes Lance to school with his favorite sandwiches and a 'wish-kiss'. On his way to school Lance is tormented by "the biggest, meanest 4th grader ever to stalk the halls of Alfonso Orr Elementary School. Merry Maddox. Bully Extraordinaire..."A legend" and her posse of mayhem, the Crazy M&Ms. If having to hand over his sandwiches and perform a certain humiliating act wasn't enough, Lance gets blamed by Merry Maddox for letting out a fart so horrible it forces the entire school to evacuate. Lance runs away from school and wishes that farts had colors. "Then everyone would have known it was Merry Maddox who sent out those heat seeking missiles of doom and destruction," thinks Lance. And just like that, Lance's wish comes true. Will Lance come up with a plan to expose Merry Maddox and reveal her true colors?
Farty Pants
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Author : Eric Geron
language : en
Publisher: becker&mayer! kids
Release Date : 2023-10-10
Farty Pants written by Eric Geron and has been published by becker&mayer! kids this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2023-10-10 with Juvenile Nonfiction categories.
He farts! She farts! We all fart—but why? Combining science and history with humor, Farty Pants explains it all—complete with all-new fun-loving monster illustrations and ten unique fart sounds. Were farts always taboo? Did kings and queens fart? Is there a difference between baby and grandpa farts? Learn all of this and more with facts that cover their loudness and speed, as well as how farts work differently in water, space, and beyond! Explore a world of fart sounds, including a mummy fart, a musical fart, a baseball fart, and more. Each sound can be scanned through a QR code and relates to a humorous fact on the same page. You and the kids in your life will have a gas learning crazy fart facts, including: The average person farts 14 times a day! Philosopher Pythagoras believed you could accidentally fart out your soul. The longest verified fart was by Bernard Clemmens of London: 2 minutes and 42 seconds! Farts can travel at 10 feet per second (over 3 meters per second). Who knew farts could be so educational? Farty Pants is sure to be a hit with any child who loves to talk about farting (pretty much every kid)!
Lance And His Silly Pants
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Author : Jamie Sajewel
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2016-10-07
Lance And His Silly Pants written by Jamie Sajewel and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-10-07 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
Lance loved life and he loved wearing his silly pants, along with his sensational smile, mile after mile. But one sad day Lance's life changed in a great big way! Join Lance on all his adventures and find out what happened!
Farty Pants
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Author : Eric Geron
language : en
Publisher: Becker & Mayer
Release Date : 2021-03-16
Farty Pants written by Eric Geron and has been published by Becker & Mayer this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2021-03-16 with Juvenile Nonfiction categories.
He farts! She farts! We all fart--but why? Combining real science with humor, Farty Pants explains it all--complete with full-color illustrations and hidden buttons that trigger ten unique fart sounds. Each sound relates to a humorous fact on the same page. Were farts always taboo? Did kings and queens fart? Is there a difference between baby and grandpa farts? Learn all of this and more with facts that cover their loudness and speed, as well as how farts work differently in water, space, and beyond!
Super Farty Pants
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Author : Paul Wennersberg-Løvholen
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2019-11-12
Super Farty Pants written by Paul Wennersberg-Løvholen and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019-11-12 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? And what's that smell? Amelia is just a regular kid. That is until a chance encounter with a strange looking bug that grants her super powers- super farty powers! A hilarious story full of farting and flying that children of all ages (and their parents) will love! A beautifully illustrated childrens book that is both perfect for reading to your little ones, but also great for those that can read themselves.
The Rostical Users Sceldrant S Comet
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Author : Michael Rogers
language : en
Publisher: Lulu.com
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The Rostical Users Sceldrant S Comet written by Michael Rogers and has been published by Lulu.com this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on with categories.
Fart Squad 5 Underpantsed
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Author : Seamus Pilger
language : en
Publisher: HarperCollins
Release Date : 2016-10-18
Fart Squad 5 Underpantsed written by Seamus Pilger and has been published by HarperCollins this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-10-18 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
It’s the fifth adventure from the crack of the crop, the bum de la bum, the stink of the litter . . . the fearless FART SQUAD! This laugh-out-loud chapter book series is perfect for Captain Underpants fans. With black-and-white illustrations throughout and a butt load of bathroom humor, young readers will be giggling from start to finish. Underwear is disappearing all over Buttzville, and it’s up to the Fart Squad to sniff out the villain who’s brought the city to a chafing halt. But the heroes better hold on to their tighty-whities. Doctor Lucius René Bottom is out to pants the city that yanked his underwear business out from beneath him—and take the Fart Squad down, too. Get ready to go commando like no kid has gone before, because the Fart Squad is filling with fuel, gaining gas, and getting ready to kick some Bottom with the foulest fart attack in the history of Buttzville!
Mr Farty Pants
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Author : Nikolaj Vigrim
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2013-12-06
Mr Farty Pants written by Nikolaj Vigrim and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-12-06 with categories.
Mr Farty Pants is born with a bang, trumpets his way through life and finishes with a even bigger bang!