Law And Disorder Absurdly Funny Moments From The Courts
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Law And Disorder Absurdly Funny Moments From The Courts
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Author : Charles M. Sevilla
language : en
Publisher: W. W. Norton & Company
Release Date : 2014-08-04
Law And Disorder Absurdly Funny Moments From The Courts written by Charles M. Sevilla and has been published by W. W. Norton & Company this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-08-04 with Humor categories.
More hilarious, unbelievable-but-true stories from our nation’s courts, from the author of Disorder in the Court and Disorderly Conduct. Charles M. Sevilla finds comic gems in court transcripts—and now brings readers a delightful, all-new collection. Starting with a chapter on the defendants (one of whom, when asked his marital status, replies after a long pause, "Adequate") and following with sections on lawyers, experts, witnesses, evidence, and even one called "Malaprops" (DA: The status of the boat has no relevance to this case at all. This is a total fishing expedition). Stories from Sevilla's previous books have become viral Internet sensations, priming readers for more legal disorder, such as: Clerk: Do you solemnly swear that the testimony you are about to given in the cause now pending before this court shall be the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God? Witness: Yes, I swear. I’ll say anything but the truth, nothing but the truth.
The World S Funniest Lawyer Jokes
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Author : Steven D. Price
language : en
Publisher: Skyhorse Publishing Inc.
Release Date : 2011-05-10
The World S Funniest Lawyer Jokes written by Steven D. Price and has been published by Skyhorse Publishing Inc. this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2011-05-10 with Humor categories.
The most clever, sidesplitting collection of lawyer jokes . . . bar none.
Disorder In The Court Great Fractured Moments In Courtroom History
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Author : Charles M. Sevilla
language : en
Publisher: W. W. Norton & Company
Release Date : 1999-08-17
Disorder In The Court Great Fractured Moments In Courtroom History written by Charles M. Sevilla and has been published by W. W. Norton & Company this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1999-08-17 with Humor categories.
In America's courtooms, the verdict is laughter. Sit back and enjoy a collection of verbatim exchanges from the halls of justice, where defendants and plaintiffs, lawyers and witnesses, juries and judges, collide to produce memorably insane comedy. A: You mumbled on the first part of that and I couldn't understand what you were saying. Could you repeat the question? Q: I mumbled, did I? Well, we'll just ask the court reporter to read back what I said. She didn't indicate any problem understanding what I said, so obviously she understood every word. We'll just have her read my question back and find out if there was any mumbling going on. Madam reporter, would you be so kind? Court Reporter: Mumble, mumble, mumble, mumble, mumble.
Disorder In The American Courts
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Author : Marcelle Boren
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2016-04-27
Disorder In The American Courts written by Marcelle Boren and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-04-27 with categories.
The quotes contained in this book are things real people actually said, word for word, under oath in legal court proceedings and are forever immortalized in the public record. This fully illustrated, cartoon panel book brings these humorous quotes to life! It is true that lawyers and witnesses say the darndest things! Please enjoy a good laugh at their expense.
What It Means To Be A Nurse
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Author : Snarkynurses
language : en
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Release Date : 2021-04-20
What It Means To Be A Nurse written by Snarkynurses and has been published by Simon and Schuster this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2021-04-20 with Humor categories.
A lighthearted, inspiring, and timely look at the daily challenges and triumphs nurses face—all while reminding nurses exactly why they continue to work on the frontline. Being a nurse is not an easy task. From the endless hours battling COVID-19 to an often-times stressful work environment to those delightful patients who always insist they somehow know more than the medical professionals helping them—RNs everywhere know the struggle. What It Means to Be a Nurse takes an amusing look at some of the challenges these medical professionals face on a daily basis. Adding a laugh-out-loud spin that is both entertaining and relatable, this must-have book reminds nurses exactly why they love their hospitals, doctors, and patients, even on the tough days. With a heaping helping of humor and love, this book shares the inspiring and heartwarming stories that show us all why nurses are our heroes.
Disorderly Conduct
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Author : Rodney R. Jones
language : en
Publisher: W. W. Norton & Company
Release Date : 1999-07-07
Disorderly Conduct written by Rodney R. Jones and has been published by W. W. Norton & Company this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1999-07-07 with Fiction categories.
This assortment of unintentionally amusing courtroom exchanges ranges from the testimony of expert witnesses to jury selection to cross examination to creative defense, closing argument, and sentencing -- a rollicking guide to America's legal system.
Taming The Past
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Author : Robert W. Gordon
language : en
Publisher: Cambridge University Press
Release Date : 2017-06-09
Taming The Past written by Robert W. Gordon and has been published by Cambridge University Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2017-06-09 with History categories.
A critical catalogue of how lawyers use history - as authority, as evocation of lost golden ages, as a nightmare to escape and as progress towards enlightenment.
Disorder In The Court
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Author :
language : en
Publisher: Ncra Press
Release Date : 1996
Disorder In The Court written by and has been published by Ncra Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1996 with Humor categories.
Intruder In The Dust
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Author : William Faulkner
language : en
Publisher: Random House
Release Date : 2013-07-05
Intruder In The Dust written by William Faulkner and has been published by Random House this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-07-05 with Fiction categories.
An elderly, proud black farmer, Lucas Beauchamp, is wrongfully arrested for the murder of a white man. The lynch mob are baying for his blood. His sole hope lies with a young white boy, bent on repaying an old favour, who with the help of Lucas's cynical lawyer will work to find the truth and hatch a risky plot to prove his innocence.
I Judge You When You Use Poor Grammar
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Author : Sharon Eliza Nichols
language : en
Publisher: Macmillan
Release Date : 2009-09-29
I Judge You When You Use Poor Grammar written by Sharon Eliza Nichols and has been published by Macmillan this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2009-09-29 with Humor categories.
A collection of 200 color photos culled from the popular Facebook group, this hilarious work features outrageous grammatical, spelling, and usage mistakes from around the world.