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Life Wants You Dead

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Author : Evan Waite
language : en
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Release Date : 2024-04-16

Life Wants You Dead written by Evan Waite and has been published by Chronicle Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2024-04-16 with Humor categories.

"Life wants you dead, and this book wants to be READ! Ha ha I love being a comedian.” —Patton Oswalt "Truly hilarious!" —Jack Handey, author of Deep Thoughts Fear!!! Scary, right? But what if the only thing we shouldn't fear is fear itself? In this era of economic turmoil, climate catastrophe, and cliques of cool teens just waiting to make fun of your shoes, we live in a heightened state of fear. We're afraid of the world and afraid of each other—but not nearly as afraid as we should be! And this absurdly hilarious survival guide demonstrates that being afraid of literally everything is the only guaranteed way to stay safe. Packed with lifesaving/fear-fanning illustrations, sidebars, jump scares, chilling one-liners, and more, these pages will keep readers safe from the scourges of love, technology, birds, education, jackalopes, their own bodies, their homes, and the world outside their own bodies and homes. Includes a bonus foldout Fear Map lurking in the inside back cover. A BOOK TO KEEP YOU SAFE IN THESE ANXIOUS TIMES: Anxious and fearful about the state of the world? Friend, you are not frightened enough! Never mind the asteroid hurtling toward Earth. That bird over there? It's just waiting for the chance to swoop down and peck at your eyes. Your shoelaces? Trying to strangle your feet. From the stop signs obviously attempting to dead-end your life to that creep in the mirror who looks exactly like you, danger is everywhere. And your best survival strategy is to be afraid of everything at all times. SEVEN SCARY CHAPTERS TO KEEP YOU COMPREHENSIVELY APPREHENSIVE: Your Body: It Isn’t a F*cking Wonderland, John Mayer Love: They’re Trying to Steal Your Heart!!! Home Is Where the Harm Is: You’re in a Hallway to Hell Go Go Gadget Death: Surviving the Techpocalypse The Hippocratic Hoax: Defeating the Medical Menace Mind-Fucked: How Education Kills Be the Fear You Want to Flee in the World THE BOOK ITSELF IS A THREAT: With pointy hardcover corners, pages that could slap you, and a removable foldout Fear Map ready to strike at your nerves from the book's inside back cover, this humor book is unsafe to buy for yourself or to give as a gift to everyone you love. Perfect for: Comedy fans of The Onion, ClickHole, The Daily Show, and Last Week Tonight with John Oliver Fear-ridden readers of The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook Anyone in need of a laugh in these anxiety-driven times

Joseph

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Author : Sara Savage
language : en
Publisher: SPCK
Release Date : 2011-11-30

Joseph written by Sara Savage and has been published by SPCK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2011-11-30 with Religion categories.

In this profoundly moving meditation on the character of Joseph in the book of Genesis, Sara Savage takes you on a journey of personal transformation. It is a journey that will lead you to new levels of emotional and spiritual understanding. Like Joseph, every human being needs to learn how to handle life's problems - whether threats to identity, relationship breakdown, depression, bereavement, stress, personal failure or other forms of suffering. Skilfully interweaving psychological and biblical insight, Sara Savage takes you deep into the mind and soul of Joseph as he lives and learns through these experiences. In doing so, she shows how, like Joseph, you too can make something beautiful out of the life that you have been given.

Gsp God S Success Program

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Author : Caxton Opere MD
language : en
Publisher: Strategic Book Publishing Rights Agency
Release Date : 2014-04

Gsp God S Success Program written by Caxton Opere MD and has been published by Strategic Book Publishing Rights Agency this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-04 with Religion categories.

GSP! Did you know that your mind is the most important organ for succeeding in life? And did you know that words are the most important fuel for your mind, as well as the world's most valuable currency? What happens when your mind functions as a house, womb, soil, freezer, chemistry lab, or nuclear power station? GSP helps you understand the mental and spiritual preparation, flexibility, toughness, and battles involved in breaking free of poverty. GSP shows why the greatest promises God gave us are tied to proper use of our minds. GSP reveals how to create a child of the mind with your heart and mind as husband and wife, to give birth to powerful words that can change your life, how to succeed through godly meditation and thought planting, the ten mindsets of the human race and the eight safety precautions to always observe during meditation. It shows how memorizing Bible verses could make you rich, and God's contract with each individual on planet Earth to ensure we succeed no matter what. GSP also shows why - Sexually satisfied men are more confident and far more successful than sexually starved men - The 8 "Ugly" Traits of Billionaires - Lottery winners go broke - The Internal, External and Eternal Success Plans work - The Bible contains the most powerful words for creating wealth and change "GSP is inspiring, revealing, and addresses the human mind with laser-like focus." MU "Powerfully spellbinding! Should become the success Bible of the 21st century." Anon Publisher's website: http: //sbprabooks.com/CaxtonOpere

Pledged To Protect Complete Box Set

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Author : Vella Day
language : en
Publisher: Erotic Reads Publishing
Release Date : 2023-10-05

Pledged To Protect Complete Box Set written by Vella Day and has been published by Erotic Reads Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2023-10-05 with Fiction categories.

For the first time, bestselling author, Vella Day, is offering all 3 books in her Pledged To Protect series at a large discount. If you are a fan of fast-paced romantic suspense where you will be kept guessing who is after these women, these stories are for you. Oh, yeah, did I mention the bodyguard is hot with a capital H? These are three standalone books and can be read in any order. Book 1: PANIC AND PASSION The only thing that separates life from death is trust. Book 2: DANGER AND DESIRE Second chances are great until a killer comes between them. Book 3: TERROR OR TEMPTATION Trust or run? The wrong decision will be deadly.

The Gospel Watchman

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Author :
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 1880

The Gospel Watchman written by and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1880 with categories.

Manifesting Heaven

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Author : Peter Nash
language : en
Publisher: Word Alive Press
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Manifesting Heaven written by Peter Nash and has been published by Word Alive Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on with Religion categories.

Manifesting Heaven will encourage you in a realm of faith to walk out the truth of scripture in your life. When Jesus was asked for the perfect prayer in Matthew 6:10, one aspect of His response was, "Your kingdom come, your will be done on earth as it is in heaven." Through prayer, kingdom principles and His heart of love; the Lord's heavenly realm is available to us here on earth. Pastor Nash places emphasis on removing every barrier in opposition to manifesting heaven in your life.

Traded Blood

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Author : C.A. Miller
language : en
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
Release Date : 2017-09-26

Traded Blood written by C.A. Miller and has been published by Xlibris Corporation this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2017-09-26 with Fiction categories.

White lies. Every parent tells them. Without a second thought, every child forgives them. Yet what if those same white lies became something bigger? Something dangerous? Life changing? Nyla Stevenss modest life, humble dreams, and fabricated world are shattered as she comes to find her parents have sold her and her brother as new blood. Their immortality now rests upon Nylas betrothal and subsequent fall to darkness.

Matt Helm The Infiltrators

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Author : Donald Hamilton
language : en
Publisher: Titan Books
Release Date : 2016-04-26

Matt Helm The Infiltrators written by Donald Hamilton and has been published by Titan Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-04-26 with Fiction categories.

Beautiful, intelligent, fresh out of prison - Madeleine Ellershaw is Matt Helm's latest case. She may have been imprisoned as a spy, but Helm soon realizes that Madeleine's story isn't so simple. He's got to figure out why she took the rap for her husband nine years ago, what secrets are hiding in her past, and, most difficult of all: keep her alive.

Adaptation

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Author : Jeremy Tyrrell
language : en
Publisher: Jeremy Tyrrell
Release Date : 2019-08-08

Adaptation written by Jeremy Tyrrell and has been published by Jeremy Tyrrell this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019-08-08 with Fiction categories.

Awakening to find his body has been modified with Houston Corps' military-grade technology, Ottavio discovers that Houston's public image is far removed from reality. While he fights to retain his humanity and gain freedom from their monstrous plans, Ryan, an Acolyte of The Vigils, commits an atrocious act to gain the favor of Father Abraham, the charismatic leader of the Directors. The pair are pawns in the fight for the future of humanity. Individually they must decide whether to follow orders into hell or beat their own path to salvation. The is the compendium of Adaptation, bringing all six parts together in one volume.

Z Topia

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Author : Suzanne Robb
language : en
Publisher: Permuted Press
Release Date : 2014-05-29

Z Topia written by Suzanne Robb and has been published by Permuted Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-05-29 with Fiction categories.

Firm leaders are dying, being taken out by an unknown enemy. The epidemic created by greedy corporations has grown out of control and the world is now a zombie utopia. Ally Lane wakes up aboard a cargo ship dazed and confused. She has survived the explosion of the Betty Loo only to discover she's in more danger than ever. The captain has a hold full of zombies and the doctor on board is out for himself. The reality of what is happening hits her when she sees a map of the infected areas. Armed with the truth, Ally must find a way to let as many people know what is really going on. She runs into a snag when the captain betrays her, turning her over to an enemy from a past she'd rather not remember. Mark Richards, the man responsible for who she is, takes her to his compound. She ignores his attempts at talking, the anger inside bubbling over when she realizes he is the one responsible for the death of all her friends and her fiancé, Marcus, on the Betty Loo. She fights her way free, only to find herself in the middle of hell. Charlie Myers, a former friend turned enemy from her past shows up and with the help of him and his men they escape. Ally doesn’t know who to trust, but has to play the game long enough to stay alive, figure out what's happening, and get a message out to those left. Joseph Erdman is the head of the Israeli Firm, but abandons his post when the undead close in. He heads for America and the one person who can help him, Ally. In a remote location, several forces collide and Ally must side with former enemies and turn her back on friends in order to save what's left of the world. Joseph has a plan, but he doesn’t share all of the details. While Ally and a team of mercenaries try to get him to the Old House so he can claim the Presidency and give people guidance in the time of crisis, another foe is heading directly for them. Ally finds the Old House and another structure where men in uniforms are taking a stand. Joseph has gone missing and her opportunities to broadcast the truth are gone. She knows nuclear weapons were part of the plan and decides to get to them first.